WHEEZE. WHEEZE.
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... did they get high before filming?
Edit: YEP called it. She's showing off her THC gummies.
James did not realize he would need a screwdriver to put his desk together. It occurred to neither of these nearly 40 year old people that they may need tools in a new home.
They want to get "cheap" barstools to muckbang with. A barstool cannot hold Chantal. This does not occur to them.
Chantal wonders why they sent so many "fortunes" (cookies). "What, did they think this is food for five? HAHA!"
Honors English Major Chantal: "is the plural of 'shrimp', 'shrimps'?"
James: (firmly) "Yep!"
Godbear help these two morons together.
11:20 Chantal starts twitching, followed by a SHH tic. James looks over, surprised. Welcome to the rest of your lives together, buddy.
James is salty as hell about his Chantal not sleeping in their new home yet. He says he ordered a big pizza ALL TO HIMSELF and she missed it. Well, Chantal, here's your live in feeder. Don't you dare try to stay away from him. He will order all your favorite food as punishment. Chantal laughs uncomfortably.
She will go back to Bibi's tonight fir the cats "and a few more things." I thought there was only one carload there total? She's gonna drag this out for weeks.
James sweetly tells her he is excited to meet her Sam. That's right, Peetz: threaten, then soothe...
... followed by saying he hopes she leaves Kasey (new name: BB Junes) with her ex. Or that she jumps out of the car. He really hates that cat. Chantal laughs meanly.
They talk about an in joke they had from their last stint living together, where James holds the cat's head. After relaying what "no mercy" is, Chantal stares lovingly at James for an uncomfortably long time. Oh man.
Chantal relays a stupid story about a squirrel hiding under a car. She refers to her car as "our car". Oh man they gettin' back together fo' sho'.
Chantal acknowledges that all mega fatties have breathing issues. She says it's hard for her to breathe when she eats. But it's just because she has unrelated breathing issues on TOP of her fatty breathing issues. It doesn't occur to her that all of her breathing issues are related to her fat. Self aware and yet totally un self aware.
Simultaneously, James turns around to wash his hands and we are treated to a view of his massive back bald spot and neck beard. Hubba hubba.
James is finished with some food left on his plate. There's still a bunch of time left. He sits there uncomfortably while Chantal keeps eating. She's now getting into the crispy wings. She glances over and realizes he isn't eating. She starts to wrap it up; she will have to wait to finish her binge until he goes back upstairs to work.
She wants to get suggestions on what she should cook for them, camera position, etc
They open their fortune cookies. Chantal "very little is needed to make a happy life". She declares it wrong.
Oh god they're doing this with piles of cookies. I cant. Multiverse out.