Worst reasons you ended a relationship

[2021Murder]

3rd girlfriend ever, 30, bad tarot reading;

We all know deep down its all bullshit, it was over a year into the relationship and we met at an addicts thing, basically she did a tarot reading and brought up some very sensitive issues that her and i know were off limits like above bareback anal in terms of off limits, nevertheless this cunt decided to use them for her bullshit tarot reading and i exploded on her and caused our break up. She's currently unemployed yet organizing rent strikes in philly, We both knew our limits very well but she decided to try to push mine for a fucking game. the late 2000s Wiccan revival was always the worst one; don't you dare let someone say otherwise.

 

[SIGSEGV]

My hand got tired when I needed it most.

 

[MalWart]

Long story short, righty got jealous of lefty.

 

[Baguette Child]

Her ass stank up the apartment constantly. No matter how frequently she showered. She was a nice enough person and we had compatible interests and all but I just couldn't take that fucking ass stank anymore.

 

[The Last Stand]

I was bored.

 

[Orion Balls]

Dude straight up wouldn't go home.

*Edit- I erringly read the title as "worst reason I started a relationship." But, honestly, the reason it ended is identical to the reason it started.

 

[Hazard]

She came out as an FTM troon.

 

[Carcinogenesis]

I did 9/11, she didn't appreciate it very much.

 

[Jason Wynn]

He was too attached to his mom....at age 30. I wasn't in the mood to have to always have everything we did run by her like we were teenagers who needed a chaperone.

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

I found a better waifu.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Can't end a relationship if you have no relations.

 

[Pissmaster]

Dude, we're forums posters. Most of us don't have much of a deck to pull from, if any at all.

 

[thismanlies]

She was black and I couldn't stop making nigger jokes. Now had I stuck with Jews, she'd probably be titty feeding my mulatto babies right now.

 

[YayLasagna]

your mom lol

 

[Done Goofed]

She laughed at my feminie penis and beard, and I called her a terfy terf.
Wait, worst for me or her?

 

[dismissfrogs]

lol good joke op. no one likes me. ever.

 

[Nicotine Fetish]

Eh? The worst. This is going to make me sound like an awful person. But they just couldn’t get their shit together. Broke, living with parents, no job. I really cared about them. But I anit looking to be your parent. I’m not trying to say you need a nice ride or money. But please have a little something going for you.

 

[HumanHive]

I broke up with a girl because I found out she liked Resident Evil Zero. "Underrated" She said. "An overlooked classic."

You think you know someone...

 

[Token Weeaboo]

She wasn't a 2D girl.

 

[LullerDerbyRollin]

1st one was a pathological liar and the 2nd was a borderline sociopath. Very simple reasons. They're the worst to me cause they hurt the most.