Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Great Citracett]

Okay, so here's what happened.

Attractive toothy blonde (and her husband, but he's not important) got murdered in Russell's town. Since the girl was hot, he got upset.



Russ sees someone laugh reacted on some comments and freaks the hell out.



She doesn't have any pictures of herself so I'm not sure how Russ knows she's "not a looker" but he went onto her page and laugh reacted EVERY SINGLE POST.



I'm sure she's devastated.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

She's probably wondering why some fucking idiot is reacting to her shit.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Meanwhile he's thirsting over more Instagram girls as usual:

 

[The Dude]

Meanwhile he's thirsting over more Instagram girls as usual:

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"That better just be orange juice." Or what, Russhole? Or what? She's a fucking adult. If she wants to add Vodka to that OJ and have a Screwdriver or some other ADULT beverage, then that's her prerogative. Nay, it's her RIGHT if she wants to have some alcohol. You don't own her, and you have no right to make ultimatum-esque, vaguely threatening comments like that. Just because you don't choose to drink, does not mean you can expect anyone else to hold the same standards.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Billy Joel is lucky he didn't get sued.

 

[The Dude]

Billy Joel is lucky he didn't get sued.

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If it isn't bland modern pop, its boring boomer music for geezers. Russ' taste in music sucks.

 

[Supreme Sundae]

She doesn't have any pictures of herself so I'm not sure how Russ knows she's "not a looker"but he went onto her page and laugh reacted EVERY SINGLE POST.

No pics = uggo

He would know better than anyone that when someone goes out of their way to not show what they really look like on social media, it's because they're not a 9 or 10.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

Okay, so here's what happened.

Attractive toothy blonde (and her husband, but he's not important) got murdered in Russell's town. Since the girl was hot, he got upset.

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Russ sees someone laugh reacted on some comments and freaks the hell out.

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She doesn't have any pictures of herself so I'm not sure how Russ knows she's "not a looker" but he went onto her page and laugh reacted EVERY SINGLE POST.

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I'm sure she's devastated.

This is, of course, coming from the man who was happy when Charlie Gard died because it meant the media has more time to cover his AG lawsuit.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

"That better just be orange juice." Or what, Russhole? Or what? She's a fucking adult. If she wants to add Vodka to that OJ and have a Screwdriver or some other ADULT beverage, then that's her prerogative. Nay, it's her RIGHT if she wants to have some alcohol. You don't own her, and you have no right to make ultimatum-esque, vaguely threatening comments like that. Just because you don't choose to drink, does not mean you can expect anyone else to hold the same standards.

Mimosas are champers and OJ.

Dee-licious.

But your point stands.

 

[The Dude]

Mimosas are champers and OJ.

Dee-licious.

But your point stands.

Unless you're Russell Greer, then you have Martinelli's and OJ. Virgin Mimosas for the cultural virgin Greer.

 

[DrJonesHat]

"That better just be orange juice." Or what, Russhole? Or what? She's a fucking adult. If she wants to add Vodka to that OJ and have a Screwdriver or some other ADULT beverage, then that's her prerogative. Nay, it's her RIGHT if she wants to have some alcohol. You don't own her, and you have no right to make ultimatum-esque, vaguely threatening comments like that. Just because you don't choose to drink, does not mean you can expect anyone else to hold the same standards.

He has to try to assert control over a woman if she does something he doesn't approve of, otherwise she might get it into her head she could do anything she wanted, like Russ. He simply can't have women thinking they have free will or something.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

He has to try to assert control over a woman if she does something he doesn't approve of, otherwise she might get it into her head she could do anything she wanted, like Russ. He simply can't have women thinking they have free will or something.

Yeah. He has a very specific view of how women should act, and if they refuse to fit into that mold then dammit, he's gonna make them fit!

 

[Rod Dangerous]

What happened, Russ?

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A minor update concerning Russ’ inquiry regarding a refund from a “professional who didn’t deliver on what he promised.” It appears it had to do, like several suspected, with the “publicist.”

Edited for redundancy.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Unless you're Russell Greer, then you have Martinelli's and OJ. Virgin Mimosas for the cultural virgin Greer.

I wonder what Russhole would be like if he drank. I think alcohol would amplify his sociopathic tendencies and sex pest behavior. I can picture him harassing a a girl and her smashing his head on the bar.

A minor update concerning Russ’ inquiry regarding a refund from a “professional who didn’t deliver on what he promised.” It appears it had to do, like several suspected, with the “publicist.”

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Edited for redundancy.

Did Russ expect this publicist to make him an A-list musician without having to write a decent song or play a gig?

WOO HOO HOO

 

[moorhen]

Meanwhile he's thirsting over more Instagram girls as usual:

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“Dating apps are for shallow people, I do all my wooing exclusively through instagram.”

 

[DrJonesHat]

Did Russ expect this publicist to make him an A-list musician without having to write a decent song or play a gig?

WOO HOO HOO

He expected them to get his song to TS, and that of course didn't happen. Now, I'm torn on whether or not this person actually existed, but when his expected fame didn't materialize, he gave some story about getting a C&D from TS and that was the last we heard of it.

 

[Constellationzero]

...ahem.

It's A WOO HOO HOO!
A WOO HOO HOO!

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

...ahem.

It's A WOO HOO HOO!
A WOO HOO HOO!

Im sorry. I'm just going to sit in the corner of the room.... right here, right here.

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[The Un-Clit]

edit: deleted a double post

No you didn't. You EDITED a double post, instead of hitting the 'delete' button right beside it.


As for Citracett's find, looks like your 'friend' valued his integrity more then your wish for fame. If a facebook tard I sort-of know asked ME to repost their cringy pop-star chasing thirst-jingle and say I liked it, and then shout it to the Internet, i'd come up with a polite excuse as to why 'I would never do that nor ask anyone to do that for me' too.

Or just tell you the truth. If he's a real friend Russ, he'll be honest and tell you your jingles suck and you won't get you your penis sucked with them no matter how many people hear them.