what I ate today + eat with me 04/17/2020

[Mad Asshatter]

She might have an abdominal hernia.

Don't abdominal hernias lead to a higher risk of intestinal issues like blockage, strangulation, or even having more intestines 'escaping?'

Hefting around a quarter-ton must not be doing wonders for her abdominal wall...

 

[dingobaby]

We can actually make a comparison of her wearing that same shirt, over a year ago. The picture on the left is from her March 5, 2019 Torrid try on haul video. That mass/roll/whatever it is looks like a deflated ball, which I suppose makes sense if she has in fact lost weight. She really doesn't look much smaller overall though, so maybe a combination of some weight loss plus gravity taking its toll?
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I've noticed her fat is migrating south, I wasn't sure if that was weight loss, age/gravity taking its toll, or bolth. She can still maintain an image with the shoulder-up view, because her arm fat is pocketed at the joints and she a perfect hourglass misshapen pear. She never lifts her arms on camera. She looks like a melted candle and the downward trajectory just makes those layyyygs all the more fascinating

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She's 29 & the structure, the framework of her body; probably has the equivalent of 50 years of "work" on it. Gravity is going to really make its effects known over the next year or two. Getting into a new age decade can really change how your body reacts to different things & while not everyone starts seeing the effects in the same 1-2 year window, it makes sense that she'd see negative effects sooner.

Don't know if she's got an abdominal hernia or not but that hardly matters at this point. Her intestines have to dog fight for any available inch of space to do their thing & she's probably at a higher risk of twisted bowels & definitely hemorrhoids - hadn't thought about those but at her size... extra "ouch!".

But more likely due to her size & appalling personal hygiene, infection is most likely an ongoing issue with her. She may have chronic low grade infections, ready to flare up any time. We were commenting towards the end of last year that her rate of visits to health care settings would probably start ramping up. Ironic that she's hampered from doing that by CoVD. I can see her coming down with a rip roaring infection & stupidly not seeking the proper medical attention quickly enough - making things far worse than they should have been. But that will not be her fault, of course not; she'll leverage that into a narrative about how Brave & Self-Sacrificing she is to have held out without medical care as long as possible so others who might have CoVD might get timely care.

Doesn't work that way but since when have facts slowed her down?

 

[Pog Mathoin]

The not-to-be-discussed mystery medical condition? I would bet it’s hemorrhoids. She would NEVER admit to those because embarrassing plus there’s so much responsibility she would have to own up to. Obesity, absolutely. All that weight pushing down on the delicate veins surrounding her rectum, something’s got to give. She does nothing but sit all day and night, another contributing factor. High fiber diet to keep her bowel output smooth and regular? Har-dee-har-har on that. Constipation as a feature because then she doesn’t have to sit on the (likely uncomfortable for her) toilet for long enough to poop every day, just every few days. Downside is horrendous, though, because when constipated material gets around to exiting, well, it’s gonna take a bunch of time and hurt and pressure on the rectal area. Which, surprise, leads to hemorrhoids. Oh, by the way, which can then bleed and burst. Which also, by the way, can make her think she’s suddenly gotten her period after not having it for a long time when blood shows up in the vicinity of her undercarriage.

Further problem would be that she’s too fat to take advantage of things like a sitz bath as is commonly recommended. It’s credible she can’t wipe herself except maybe with a Bottom Buddy or similar device, so witch hazel pads or Preparation H are right out.

LOL - such a dainty gorl would never have a cluster of grapes hanging out of her starfish. God can you imagine how horrific it would be to be the doctor tasked with checking out her undercarriage? *shudders*

 

[Extra Dainty Gorl]

Based on the view from behind, it kind of looks like it was cut in a sort of U-shape. It seems like Amber picked a point on her ass for the length and Becky cut along that area as a guide.


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I disagree. Looks like she pulled it over a shoulder and had at it with scissors. Blunt, "kindergarten" scissors. She thinks it looks amaaaahzing tho.

Honestly, even if she cut it tit-length, it'd still be too much for her to handle. It'd be thicker and "look" fuller (at the bottom) but she should go for a shoulder-length cut, just cut off the bad and make it so she can wash it while sitting in the rolly chair at the kitchen sink. God knows she won't wash it any other way.

 

[Honzou]

I must be fucking blind as a bat because I sure as hell don't see her looking smaller now.
Bitch still looks the same. Maybe has days where her moon face isn't as puffy but that's about it.

There's a good reason she stopped doing weigh ins: she gained and is still gaining. She was so close (allegedly) to being under 500 lbs but the evil binge monster took over. But don't blame her she has a eating disorder that NOBODY understands boo boo.

 

[No One Cares]

I guess the fact that the reason people sleep to restore their body and mind from what they did that day is foreign to her. She thinks sitting in her bed all day writing her sad lonely thoughts in her journals is exhausting. If you do shit nothing all day, then yes, you are going to have a hard time sleeping, dumbass. Wake up early. Get outside. Get dressed, take a shower (or bed bath). Put some fucking effort into life, or don't. Whatever. Accept you're a fat bitch with a lousy life, or change things and stick with the changes. Just stop complaining all the time.

 

[Xolanite]

Her hair is still down to her ass.

*shelf ass

I'll just leave this here:
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You could put that one pic of phil beside this one.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Alls I know is Chance Carmichael has that exact same abdominal lump on the exact same side and then he died.

 

[AllCISPeople]

When she brings up the Dasani, she says "I didn't read the ingredients". FFS gorl, it's water. It has one ingredient: H2O. Her thought pattern is frightening for someone her age. It's like she's a 90 year old with severe dementia.

 

[Xenomorph]

An almost 30 year old can't get her sleep schedule under control.

Can you imagine Ricky coming home from work after a long day at the slaughterhouse and out comes Amberlynn - from her hovel of a bedroom - to make "breakfast"?

Lucky for him he gets to see them all everyday while there is a lockdown, also lol this whale Is boring even as a train wreck. Same ole shit, the loogie i hocked up this morning has more substance and tells a better story.

 

[Kitkatty]

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Photoshop Kiwis, can we get an edit where these two images are overlayed and resized so the graphic on the shirt matches up?

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Photoshop Kiwis, can we get an edit where these two images are overlayed and resized so the graphic on the shirt matches up?

Worked on it, but she is standing at different angles. Her right arm is angled back in her newer pic, which makes it slightly more challenging.

Here we are:

Spoiler: GIF is huge, like our gorl

Please ignore the green lines. They were my resize guide.

Gorl's still hefty as fuck, and I'm not convinced that she's not heavier now than she was when she first wore that shirt. The difference in angle makes the scaling a tad more difficult because I can't match up limbs very well, but if you watch the hypnotic blubber-dance long enough, you can see there's been zero shrinkage, and in fact her lower portion seems to be a smidge wider.

 

[sloppotsusi]

Late, but whatever. This was my attempt at showing the change in her size. Obviously she’s not standing the exact same way, but she’s definitely bigger or gravity is really bringing her giant apron stomach down.

 

[Angel Dust]

Don't abdominal hernias lead to a higher risk of intestinal issues like blockage, strangulation, or even having more intestines 'escaping?'

Hefting around a quarter-ton must not be doing wonders for her abdominal wall...

You would be surprised how many people have giant abdominal hernia's on my 600lb life and act like their organs escaping their own body is no biggie.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Alls I know is Chance Carmichael has that exact same abdominal lump on the exact same side and then he died.

For some reason this post doesnt have the "quote" button, but this picture in that thread is funny af and we need to add amberlynn when she kicks the bucket

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chance...ngon800-idontwantthisbutok.14710/post-3825342

 

[Kosher Salt]

When she brings up the Dasani, she says "I didn't read the ingredients". FFS gorl, it's water. It has one ingredient: H2O.

Bottled water usually has some minerals (inorganic salts) added "for taste." Pure water tastes different and some people don't like it.

 

[kiwirevolving]

Because I know Amber is reading this. Amber, every instinct you have is wrong and you will die if you don't go into inpatient care. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING. YOU ARE GOING TO DIE.

One of her IG stories from yesterday was her saying about how her biggest fear is that once she'll lose all that extra weight she'll still die young

 

[Moonpie]

One of her IG stories from yesterday was her saying about how her biggest fear is that once she'll lose all that extra weight she'll still die young

Yes she never ceases to amaze me with her levels of cuntyness while being such an idiot.
Hamber- no worries there- you'll end up dying even bigger than you are now.
It's no mind numbing prediction there Fattie.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

One of her IG stories from yesterday was her saying about how her biggest fear is that once she'll lose all that extra weight she'll still die young

She still thinks that her weight has nothing to do with her health. For her, she is as healthy as a 170 pounds woman. So, clearly, she see no impetus to lose weight from a health perspective. She said that she wants to lose weight to be able to get lip filler for example. It also gives her a way out to quit dieting as many other reasons were given to quit Optivia, Weight Watcher, etc. Bariatric surgeon Shaw Somers of the Fat Doctor documentary states that the life expectancy of an individual with a BMI of over 80 is 5 years. Amber’s BMI is higher than this value.