DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[UncleTusky]

Watching some of the old TIHYDPs (Assassin's Creed 2, specifically), I almost find the pre-stream chat ones funnier because it's just an angry, fat manchild alone in his room complaining non-stop and that image is pretty fucking funny.

Going back to Twitch also meant the end of pretending he doesn't use guides-obviously that was a lie but his inability to have it open on-stream and attempts to "prove" he wasn't reading one during his breaks made for much better lulz. Now that the wheelchairs are doubling as a real-time strategy guide and he's shameless enough to exploit them, we'll probably never get "Scarface" or "Jak 2" levels of ineptitude ever again

 

[EmpGulcasa]

If you ever needed proof DSP has never actually enjoyed playing video games, listen to how often he blames them (after he's fucked something up) for "wasting his time" or saying he'll never get X minutes of his life back. Anyone truly enjoying games doesn't think this way.

 

[Salubrious]

I haven't played FF7 in a while and I haven't started the remake yet.

Isn't the "crossdressing" scene that DSP keeps avoiding like a quarter into the game?

Does the FF7R have a bunch more side missions or am I misremembering how early this segment was? Or is DSP just stalling for time?

 

[Eekum Bokum]

I hear that phil showed the difficulty he was playing on on stream the last time he played does anyone have a clip of that?

I haven't played FF7 in a while and I haven't started the remake yet.

Isn't the "crossdressing" scene that DSP keeps avoiding like a quarter into the game?

Does the FF7R have a bunch more side missions or am I misremembering how early this segment was? Or is DSP just stalling for time?

The whole Wall market portion is much longer than it is in the original. A few people told me that he stopped just before teh arena portion so he has a boss fight to do then like 3 side quests before finally going to teh Honeybee inn.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

I haven't played FF7 in a while and I haven't started the remake yet.

Isn't the "crossdressing" scene that DSP keeps avoiding like a quarter into the game?

Does the FF7R have a bunch more side missions or am I misremembering how early this segment was? Or is DSP just stalling for time?

He gets so defensive and tries to avoid it because the masturbation incident was related to it?

 

[Jaximus]

What I noticed about the subs as well, esp during the 75 gift bomb last month. Subs were gifted to people who weren’t even watching his stream at the time. So if it’s subs to the community and all viewers have a sub, it will gift subs to recent viewers I guess.

 

[JimiHendrix]

I just woke up and Phils really bad at this game. He's only using Aerith and just holding down square for her auto-combo. Spamming Sorcerers storm even when he's no where near anyone, and complaining that Clouds AI is terrible instead of just switching fucking characters.

 

[actually]

What I noticed about the subs as well, esp during the 75 gift bomb last month. Subs were gifted to people who weren’t even watching his stream at the time. So if it’s subs to the community and all viewers have a sub, it will gift subs to recent viewers I guess.

Gifted subs that aren't targeted to specific users will go to current viewers, then followers, then random Twitch users. Don't know if the algorithm favors recent viewers or not, but that's the general order.

 

[JimiHendrix]

so Phil is fighting hellhouse, he has not switched to Cloud once, he's just been whining about Clouds AI being bad while refusing to control him.

Phils losing his fucking mind over hell house, too stupid to be able to determine what element the boss is to counter it. He's going to win of course, because game is kinda ez on normal, but if he died he'd fucking shit himself. he's hating this boss. If he had to redo it he'd lose his mind.

also I enjoy the UI in this game because it shows you how Phil is mashing, dude is hitting square like 20 times in under a second.

 

[DZoomer]

Is he playing this on easy mode? He made so many mistakes, and still beat the boss. It was a long fight, but still.

 

[WWE Champion]

The hellhouse fight was fucking epic. Watched it live on LSB's stream. Phil didn't understand the game at all, wasted so much healing, took an eternity to finally beat it and after the fight complaining about the game design and he was full of gouty salt. I hope somebody does a TIHYDP, I advice everybody to watch it. He is full thaxic mode.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Phils really mad for some reason.

"Why am I here? Why am I doing this Don Cornea shit? Why isn't this over in 5 minutes? I feel like this is just padding to make the game long enough for 60$s. I don't know about this section of the game man"

it's like he's getting preemptively mad at the honey bee inn shit.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Yeah that fight requires a lot of patience and helps immensely to bring in all the right spells. Took me awhile as well because I didn't bring all the elemental attack spells.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I'm not at the hell house enemy yet. What's stopping Pig from using the Assess ability to find the weakness?

Stupid question I know, but I'm not watching him play a game I'm playing while he's farther ahead.

 

[actually]

Yeah that fight requires a lot of patience and helps immensely to bring in all the right spells. Took me awhile as well because I didn't bring all the elemental attack spells.

According to PhoenixRush on Twitter, he just happened to equip all the elemental attack spells before the fight, so his pathetic ass is reading guides again and still fucking things up.

 

[JimiHendrix]

I'm not at the hell house enemy yet. What's stopping Pig from using the Assess ability to find the weakness?

Stupid question I know, but I'm not watching him play a game I'm playing while he's farther ahead.

Phil claims Assess doesn't update to tell you the weakness. I don't know if this is true or not, I didn't use Assess because the boss literally fucking changes color, from bright red to bright green to bright blue.

 

[Local Degenerate]

Phil claims Assess doesn't update to tell you the weakness. I don't know if this is true or not, I didn't use Assess because the boss literally fucking changes color, from bright red to bright green to bright blue.

Just for references sake, it does automatically. You don't need to re-assess every time.

Edit: Oh lord, I flip back over (He was guided to a subquest I missed), and see him failing at the squats game. For those of you who don't know, it's literally press four buttons in a steadily increasing rhythm. This mini-game comes back later, only now, the buttons are shuffled, and the margin for error is fucking nil. I can't *wait* to see him run from that one.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Phil is literally doing a minigame where we can see his inputs and he's claiming he;s doing it correctly, when we can very clearly see he isn't.

nice, he tied with the NPC, any tie ends in the player losing.

 

[heatboss]

 

[Balr0g]

So I just saw the newest Memology video about DSP. And in the video DSP said he is TWO YEARS behind on federal taxes.... How the hell? And if it is really true (I still have my doubts) that he wastes 40k on a mobile game then fuck he doesn't need a bankruptcy he needs professional help. And why does the IRS let this slide? Shouldn't he get audited? Or is the goverment lax when it comes to collecting taxes?