Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Dorsia.Reservation]

The dumb cunt got a port. And she's handling it like a little bitch. I've seen pediatric cancer patients handle getting a port better than this, fucking pathetic.
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Like I said, Can't wait for the sepsis.

She is a complete waste of medical supplies and medical workers on a good day.
I can't believe someone that has absolutely nothing wrong with them got a port placed during a time like this.

 

[Munchie safari]

Kaelijae returns from silence to be smug and self righteous and remind people she's a viiiictim. I need to restate leading up to this she had her umpteenth "save the stream" begathon, raised $1800 plus to do so and nothing should be or have stopped her from doing her shitty twitch streams. Nothing. Her internet is on, she's made her hair and pubes that disgusting mustard color, etc.


She has larped as a pro twitch streamer for years, jumping from fad to fad, Fortnite, csgo, art streams, asmr and really has only survived by the wallets of a few Powersimps who have all stopped tweeting at her, presumably because of her latest ripoff.

Dude, no one cares about your incel hate boner for this boring ass twitch thot.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Reeeeeeeeeeee

You know what a good solution to that is? Licking my butthole.

 

[large_farva]

What a shitsack (literally and figuratively), zofran causes constipation, idiot.


Halcion for pretend seizures, toradol for minor discomfort and a smart-drive for a wheelchair she doesn't need.

 

[A Detachable Penis]

Maybe it's my terminally low IQ, but what the fuck is with the disney obsession not only with munchies but specifically with munchies with service dogs? Is it all the uwu cute photo ops? Being able to flaunt their props in public while being catered to by any workers? I've never been, but I'm aware that the disney parks are known to give a lot of special treatment to certain groups- sick kids, shit like that- it would make sense that going out in public where munchies know they'll be given tons of attention and guarenteed special treatment (vs say, the grocery store) would be oh-so-fun + the weird infantilizing fetish around disney. Curious to hear other's thoughts on why disney stands out vs. any other theme park/similar event area.

Stems from their desire to avoid growing up. It's also my theory as to why so many of them munch out in college - the pressure to perform and adult is too much so they avoid it by being 'sick'. This is also why so many are white middle-to-upper class females- they expect life to be easy, for them to succeed, for themselves to be speshul, and when those things dont happen they avoid recognizing their mediocrity.

Edit: I also dont think they are aware that they are not sick. Instead, it's more like their brain goes "no, I am not the reason for my failure, its cause I'm sick".

 

[howmanypizzas69]

Stems from their desire to avoid growing up. It's also my theory as to why so many of them munch out in college - the pressure to perform and adult is too much so they avoid it by being 'sick'. This is also why so many are white middle-to-upper class females- they expect life to be easy, for them to succeed, for themselves to be speshul, and when those things dont happen they avoid recognizing their mediocrity.

Edit: I also dont think they are aware that they are not sick. Instead, it's more like their brain goes "no, I am not the reason for my failure, its cause I'm sick".

The other thing about Disney is it’s always basically the same safe experience - sure you might get new rides or characters or something but nothing bad or unexpected or scary or stress inducing is going to happen, they go to great lengths to make sure you don’t even see a piece of trash on the ground in the park lest it ruin the Disney magic. That’s appealing to people who think a doctor telling them their gastric emptying study was normal is medical abuse.

None of them are munchies, but the girls I know who are obsessed with Disney are all the same way; they go there over and over because they know exactly what they’re going to get.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Edit: I also dont think they are aware that they are not sick. Instead, it's more like their brain goes "no, I am not the reason for my failure, its cause I'm sick".

All these girls know they're not sick. That's why they put so much effort into proving they are and escalating their claims. People who are actually sick don't build their identities around it - they try to be seen for who they are beyond their illness or disability.

Think about people like Sarah Hyland from Modern Family. She's got a congenital kidney disease, has been on dialysis off and on for much of her life, had two transplants and a year of chronic rejection between them. She never mentioned it publicly until people started accusing her of having an eating disorder because her face blew up from steroids and she lost a ton of weight from kidney failure at the same time. She never even stopped working - she arranged her dialysis schedule and her surgeries around her filming schedule.

I'm not saying real sick people never have sickstagrams, some absolutely do but the narrative is so different. Everyone I know who documents their illness on SM celebrates the good and downplays the bad: "finished my 5th round of chemo!" They're not showing off every rash and bruise to show how sick they are or relating every single post to their struggle. The munchies are always getting worse, no matter what treatments they have. They get a diagnosis and then the symptoms appear - Jaquie never mentioned dislocations (except one time she said she had never dislocated anything) until after she weaseled her way into an hEDS diagnosis). They are seen walking just fine for years but then they get AFOs and suddenly walk like a baby giraffe without them. I'm sure eventually the deconditioning and medication misuse makes them feel like shit, but they still know they can walk, their joints aren't constantly dislocating, and if they stop eating benadryl like it's candy they won't feel as much fatigue. They post a cute pic of their dog and have to mention he was really alerting to their heart rate, or a pic of them sitting in a weird position and it was because lol just eds things! They go to disney and have to make 900 excuses for why they can be out in the hot sun and crowds all day when they complain about heat intolerance and sensory overload from walking to the mailbox normally.

(not to mention a lot of them are straight up bulimic and sticking your fingers down your throat is not something your brain can really justify as 'really sick." Unless you're sarah jean and film yourself purging then say it's because you had a "tickle spot" in the back of your throat. But SJ's so goddamned dumb she is in a class of her own.)

 

[I hate children?]

What a shitsack (literally and figuratively), zofran causes constipation, idiot.
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Halcion for pretend seizures, toradol for minor discomfort and a smart-drive for a wheelchair she doesn't need.
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Halcion for seizures ? With all the other medications out there Halcion is really odd so I hope to hell she is full of crap.

 

[vapewilder]

Halcion for seizures ? With all the other medications out there Halcion is really odd so I hope to hell she is full of crap.

I thought that too.... im not a doctor or a pharmacist but i was offered Halcion once for sleep and i remember them saying they generally dont prescribe it for longer than 10 days if they can help it. So how does that work for long-term seizure treatment?

Not to mention that Dr Google tells me that withdrawing from it actually CAUSES seizures. And a quick search indicates that it is not used to treat seizures at all, just temporary insomnia.

So either she's full of shit and NOT being prescribed Halcion, or she's being given it for sleep and just saying its for seizures.

 

[Chronicshillcow2ElectricB]

I thought that too.... im not a doctor or a pharmacist but i was offered Halcion once for sleep and i remember them saying they generally dont prescribe it for longer than 10 days if they can help it. So how does that work for long-term seizure treatment?

Not to mention that Dr Google tells me that withdrawing from it actually CAUSES seizures. And a quick search indicates that it is not used to treat seizures at all, just temporary insomnia.

So either she's full of shit and NOT being prescribed Halcion, or she's being given it for sleep and just saying its for seizures.

It’s great for stoping PNES, you can’t fake seizures while you’re asleep. She probably has worse anxiety because of the CCP virus so the doc gave her Halcion to treat/ get rid of her. I’d guess she’s actually Rxed it because if she’d researched seizures she’d claim an actual seizure drug or a benzodiazepine.

 

[mooserangerofthenorth]

Both aren't for long term use. I've never seen Halcion in practice or ordered. Looks like a great knock you for your MRI drug, and that about it. Oral tordal is pretty equal to motrin, with slightly shorter outpatient usage. 5 days tops.

 

[another idiot]

Why would they even prescribe something for seizures that are obviously fake? Doctors aren't that dumb.

Not to mention that Dr Google tells me that withdrawing from it actually CAUSES seizures. And a quick search indicates that it is not used to treat seizures at all, just temporary insomnia.

She must be happy to hear that she won't have to fake her seizures anymore then.

 

[JackDonaghysSecretLover]

Why would they even prescribe something for seizures that are obviously fake? Doctors aren't that dumb.

Maybe they're sick of her and hope she dies

 

[iluvmylife]

S-J is going to back off vlogging because covid made her reprioritize her life

https://youtu.be/SoRCV4elEKM

She wants to garden, spend more time outside and back off doing makeup (Although she thinks she is “flipping amazing at it”). Not too much Sarah-Jean. She thinks she might read more books

she discusses her port and shows her bruising. Port is accessed. It’s still ouchie for her. *Tear*

More drivel about taking care of animals then circles back to not wanting to discuss her medical things anymore. Because she refuses to have that negativity in her life anymore. She’s got her ban hammer out, y’all. Then she goes on to say she will let everyone know when she is sick. What?

Will be on a deleting spree—so heads up!

Claims she is a public figure lol. I had to dip out after that.
Edit for punctuation and spelling is tough sometimes.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Will be on a deleting spree—so heads up!

Well here's an archive

 

[Pho Real]

S-J is going to back off vlogging because covid made her reprioritize her life

https://youtu.be/SoRCV4elEKM

She wants to garden, spend more time outside and back off doing makeup (Although she thinks she is “flipping amazing at it). Not to much Sarah-Jean. She thinks she might read more books

she discusses her port and shows her bruising. Port is accessed. It’s still ouchie for her. *Tear*

More drivel about taking care of animals then circles back to not wanting to discuss her medical things anymore. Because she refuses to have that negativity in her life anymore. She’s got her ban hammer out, y’all. Then she goes on to say she will let everyone know when she is sick. What?

Will be on a deleting spree—so heads up!

Claims she is a public figure lol. I had to dip out after that.

How sad for her that she’s not the center of attention. Mean ol’ COVID is stealing her spotlight.

It’s easy to tell people you’ll let them know when you’re sick when you’re actively planning out your next munchie move. And doesn’t want to discuss medical things but wahhh my unnecessary port hurts. Does she not realize that even babies get ports placed? There are toddlers with ports who complain less than she has been.

 

[A Seagull]

I just skimmed through scatterbrat's insta- has she bought our dear fitvegan's cook book?
I'm looking at her concoctions and they're all under 200 calories and mostly inedible slop.
She MUST be another orthorexic right?
(sorry if late, I skimmed a bit and didn't see much about that)

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Florida munchie tour is on hold for a moment but please partake of the other project I was working on with the IFGW mods, which was an extremely thorough look into the bleak void of Nina Jean/Kittenbread's extensive social media history. I previously dug through her instagram to timeline her here, assuming that would be where most of the diamonds would be mined. I was gravely mistaken. It turns out that for the last ten years she has used every conceivable platform to tell her ever-changing story and when forced off one account would just hop to another unimpeded and never deletes anything (except, tragically, her /u/kittenbread account).

These are basically the same as the ones getting posted on Reddit with slightly different captions and no redacting because I don't have to follow reddit's stupid content rules here.

Spoiler: part 1: the munchening of Nina Jean

This is Nicola Dawn Grant, now known as Nina Jean Grant


In June 2010, she walked a marathon!

July 2010, vague tweet about her shoulder popping out


positive teddy bear sign


And then grammed this minor hurty finger injury multiple times


Bad mood due to cystitis and deadlines.


Asthma chic


normal self harm scarring. Keep this in mind when she later complains about her terrible EDS-related skin issues


pill porn


Tweeting about asthma


In September 2011, Nicola Dawn officially became Nina Jean and still related this name change to her health


Anemic.


Casual claim of what she thinks is OCD


She's already gotten "the drug lecture" from a mean doctor


Live-tweeting her hospital stay


Rationing benzos. Gee, I wonder why that mean doctor gave her the drug lecture.


She really loves pills


First mention of ADD


Hip keeps rolling out of the socket. Sure.


Can't get a copy of her hip X-ray (probably because it was never dislocated and the x-ray never happened)


Yet despite her constantly dislocating hip, Nina can both climb a mountain and balance on jagged rocks


Dislocations


Using my inhaler, better take a selfie


And here we have one of several times where Nina mentions what is actually wrong with her: borderline personality disorder, which she has been fighting valiantly to get expunged from her medical records. This admission of the obvious comes while she is actively one-upping someone with hemophilia by lying about her joints dislocating.


Those darn hips of hers


Showin off those psych meds: Venlaflaxine (Effexor, SNRI antidepressant), Medikinet (ADHD drug), and Diazepam (Valium)


These ankle supports were not supplied by NHS which would have provided them if she actually needed them


Gramming the inhaler again


First time mentioning EDS


Referring to herself as a spoonie now


Begins a blog with this long post about drugs


Belly dancing thwarted by that darn hip of hers


Alright so far we have a BPD diagnosis she is trying to hide, established pattern of drug-seeking already recognized by physicians, she's a dancer, and now a history of eating disorder. Just throwing up those red flags left and right. Also claiming PTSD and "badly medicated bipolar" but not the borderline she doesn't want. Or the OCD and ADHD she mentioned before


meanwhile her insta is being taken over by pill porn


despite this, she can still type


Now claiming frequent dislocations in April 2013


Whoops, forgot the ADHD, OCD, and PTSD. Hypermobility syndrome but not EDS.


In this blog she says she is not autistic. She will change her mind on this many, many times


Shopping for a folding cane and rollerskates in the same tweet-thread.


June 2013, codeine as sleep aid


First time mentioning a wheelchair.


These are also not supplied by NHS (and useless)


Needed a wheelchair 11 days ago but whatever


SHOULDER DISLOCATION


First mention of Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. Surely her fatigue has nothing to do with benzos, opiates, alcohol, and staying up all night dancing.


People starting to call her on her shit over on Ask.fm (August 2013)


More proof she has never experienced a dislocated hip as "strategically placed pillows" will not prevent them and sitting/walking would not be possible with a dislocated hip


Nina is responding to those horrible ABLEISTS who think she doesn't need a wheelchair if she can dance and roller skate


First mention of osteoarthritis


Abusive childhood back story, important for later context


And another huge red flag: her sister was born with multiple birth defects and spent her short life in hospitals, then died from an open heart surgery, all while Nina was very young. You pretty much cannot write a munchausen back story more sterotypical than Nina's.


Funny, in July she said she did have CFS


In November 2013, she repeatedly tweets about her alopecia, until her hairstylist debunks her self-diagnosis by telling her she does not have alopecia.


so epic she tweeted it.


Now she has CFS again


Showing off those OTC painkillers, codeine mixed with NSAIDs so that attempting to get high off of them will be a real bad idea


Damaged by her mother, more context


Tweeting PTSD flashbacks/panic attacks


Ballet. NGL there were so many times compiling this that we thought she had to be trolling but she is for real


first mention of seizures in Jan 2014


Also in January 2014, Nina goes out dancing for hours and "probably" gave ballet a miss the next day; #abledpeoplesay stop wasting NHS money with your fake disabilities


Pill porn


~mystery nina~ would like a mass on her kidney, please


Gunky lungs


Poor dear


By this point she's been claiming EDS for over a year but her symptoms are of an "unknown origin" suggesting she hasn't been diagnosed


Needs a cane and a wheelchair but jumping like a frog at ballet is fine


Fainting from low blood pressure and still hasn't figured out what a dislocation is.


Walking is hard but riding a bike is just fine


Driver's license but claims she has seizures.


Does not look like an EDS bruise, vague MRI mention


cyclothemia


lol no comment


"also because I want codeine"


Didn't she just complain about low blood pressure? Benzos and opiates are fine but medication for her high blood pressure is just too much.


Still doing ballet


PTSD and OCD are back. ADHD and BPD are gone.


pill art


A year ago, she claimed her PTSD stemmed from her abusive relationship with her father. Now it stems from going to school in Canada when she lived with her mom


CFS, seizures, valium


Chronic degenerative condition doesn't get her asspats like a broken wrist would. (most adults don't really get asspats for breaking a bone, Nina; they get roasted by everyone who asks them what dumb shenanigans they got up to that led to a broken bone.)


Still taking dance, but only once a week so it's fine


Seizures again


First mention of POTS, but somersaults are fine


Now claiming her hip has been dislocating since she was 14, whining about pain from her terrible joints.


Still claiming CFS and now it's keeping her from her precious ballet classes


No reason given for why she needs glucose test strips


Sure


Blood pressure that could kill her!! (But she won't take meds for it)


still hasn't figured out that she's making it obvious her joints do not sublux or dislocate


A few weeks ago she said she had a current Driver's license but now she has not gone longer than a month without seizures for years


#EDS on March 17


Two days later, gives away that she's not actually diagnosed with EDS, despite talking about it since 2012 as if she had


Here, Nina shows the very mild hypermobility of one of her elbows, incredibly common in young women. From this evidence she has diagnosed herself with a major systemic connective tissue disorder.


9/10 pain and tweeting. Sure loves her drugs.


"OH GOD I WANT THE PAINKILLERS." Again admitting she's never been dx'd with EDS. She "knows" she has it but needs the doctor to agree so she can get better drugs.


The day after her drug rants (and remember she admit she uses codeine to help her sleep), she's back on the CFS line


Better tell them about the seizures "just in case"


bragging about the many psych meds she's been given.


dermatillomania first mentioned


so many problems with her wonky EDS joints


THE SAME DAY she signs up for more ballet classes. Standard munchie "so much pain but it's worth it" logic. Same logic the Disney-tards use to justify why they can go there 20 times a month but can't do anything productive


Bragging about abusing OTC painkillers. Note to my fellow murrikans, while these do have codeine in them they're sold OTC because they are combined with an NSAID or tylenol to prevent people from taking them to get high (see her friend here in the comments teaching her how to extract the codeine so she can take more without fucking her liver and kidneys or needing to get her stomach pumped).


Wouldn't you know she has an asthma attack she blames on the ibuprofen the same day and has to go to the ER (after tweeting about it, of course). "Good impetus to pester my new GP for codeine phosphate straight away."


forgot to take off the electrodes (second time she's made this ridiculous claim, and previously claimed she was allergic to the adhesive)


10/10 pain and tweeting about begging doctors for better drugs


Doc gives her cocodomol which has tylenol in it to prevent her from taking it by the handful. So she illegally procures codeine without tylenol from "a friend"


Still getting dunked on over at ask.fm


I'm starting to think Nicola might have a slight substance abuse problem


dislocates very easily due to the EDS she diagnosed herself with.


crippling arthritis, "full-time cripple," and POTS (still doing ballet)


now claiming scoliosis and patella-femoral syndrome (runner's knee)


hint hint


Scroll up to see Nina's scars and how they do not look like EDS cigarette-paper scarring


Nina's mother points out if she needed a cane, NHS would have provided one; Nina's response is she paid out of pocket because she wanted a pink one.


"seizure abs"


things you can do: ride a bike, dance, go rollerskating, somersaults


wasn't he abusive? something about PTSD flashbacks?


high as hell and getting ready for a job interview


tweeting with 8/10 pain for awareness


seizures, hanging out with her dealer


maybe he thinks you have it because you keep telling people you do?


rheum says she doesn't have EDS so she doctor shops (and doesn't understand inheritance)


codeine changed her life, now having withdrawals, more seizures, more valium


crowdsourcing meds on twitter


keep this in mind when she starts claiming she's super poor


more seizures, 8/10 pain and tweeting


thinks EDS and hypermobility are the same, still repeating her self-diagnosed EDS makes her joints just fall out of place.


needs the codeine, withdrawl fucking her guts up. Remember she's been taking her script plus additional codeine from her "friend" (and still ran out early). Scores more. in the middle of all this, ballet happens.


so poor


abusing benzos for her "seizures"


60 cocodomol + 20 codeine from her dealer will last 10 days


seizures


powerful wonky EDS legs


seizures from . . .POTS


Nina knows what she wants but mean doctors aren't cooperating


Self-diagnosing is valid!


shower seats exist


Afraid she'll get denied disability benefits just because she's undiagnosed and can't prove her disability is real; wants the money so she can travel


fuck the pain away


"my joints made me fat"


funny how she has "seizures" every time she visits her dealer "pain buddy"


couldn't be the fact that you're high all the time


her hips dislocate very easily tho


not autistic, ADD and "funsies"


getting diagnosed by someone other than Dr. Nina might help


another go at begging for codeine


so, no?


seizures


fails to mention it's not her prescription. Also has never seen the GP she is begging for opiates


I think you're too late to worry about that


very poor, on vacation in Mallorca and popping off to a week-long festival


fucking her dealer?


Boyfriend leaves the country to get away from her lol


"when" she has hip replacements


lusting after wheelchairs and mobility scooters


So she's never brought up the "seizures" with a doctor?


how dare they suggest physical therapy instead of loading you up with drugs and giving you a scootypuff


constipation from constant codeine threatening to interrupt her plans


one-upping a severely epileptic, autistic, and intellectually disabled teenager who drowned in the bath during a seizure


I'm sure you wanted to know more about her bowel movements


we shouldn't have to prove we're sick to doctors! They should just diagnose and prescribe whatever we tell them!


showing off how high she is again


daddy pays for what she can't


Goes to a festival but don't forget she's super sick!


begs GP for better drugs, denied again


six hour pub crawl would make anyone tired.


Baby's first e-begging


"temporary bliss" as her tolerance grows and her doctor threatens to switch her from codeine to pregabalin


crowdfunded some braces she would have gotten free from NHS if she needed them


grossly unremarkable shoulders


I can't unsee this so neither can you


mean doctor won't give stronger opiates (and there were more than 2 EDS specialists at the time).


arthritis in her hips and medical PTSD


did they keep telling you to rest or to exercise?


Dr. Twitter


crying poverty, trying to scam disability benefits


her codeine problems are slowly morphing into gastroparesis


lives in squalor, gettin turned on by her chest pain


these three were all posted within the span of 12 minutes, lol


codeine and gin


crying poverty again


She faced no anti-semitism as a child because she converted to judaisim as an adult. No shit.


strategically angled to prove she rented the wheelchair


still wants better drugs


"therapy is the worst"


lusting after new crutches


ew


'officially a bendy' but doesn't say if she's diagnosed EDS or benign hypermobility (hint: she slips up soon)


her diagnosis backfires when they suggest CBT instead of stronger drugs


abusive dad fucking rocks?


can't talk, seizure'd


cut off from her painkillers and denied travel pass


so poor, dissociating


"small dislocations" but constantly complaining her hip fully dislocates and takes days to reset


"i don't do non-prescription shit" you take other people's scripts


see above for proof of normal bruising


another random mention of blood sugar


very poor, dad is wonderful


watch Nina panic as her drugs are taken away


GI woes


Nina's drug problems solved (temporarily)


lol @ her doctor sighing when she walks in


shoulders dislocate?


still angry her drugs are threatened


gonna guess her seizures look real fake, yes


random woes


painkiller woes


wasting money on those stickman cards


now she has a crutch




she was the textbook BPD case


benign hypermobility can be fatal


dangerously close to self-aware


tired from being pushed in a wheelchair


God save my soul, we're only in August of 2014.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

A food fight on EastEnders triggered her


Boy oh boy you manage to find the best ones @Kate Farms Shill !

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

A food fight on EastEnders triggered her


Boy oh boy you manage to find the best ones @Kate Farms Shill !

Nina actually found us. She used to post here as @dopedodo (formerly sootsprite) and has been doing this since the LCF munchie threads. She was outed multiple times as a huge faker herself on reddit and here. I called her out for posting here once the kiwi IP leaks proved without a shred of doubt that it was her behind the dopedodo account and she totally ignored it as if I had said nothing then went to Twitter to complain that people were accusing her of participating in a terrible forum like this.

It's seriously just a matter of time before she pops back up here.