Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

marjoram said:
Odd, I haven't heard of NYS burying people in "body pits".....Sappy thy name is hyperbole....and stupid, never forget stupid.
And-every time Sap writes "aspec" I read it as aspic, 'cause that fits her better---an unidentified "thing" encased in gelatin...
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You hate to see it, but I know why she thinks that.
 
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Sapphy calling Bernie a sellout... LOL. Not surprised.
 
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BearCaptain said:
She knows that some wild rootfruit can be poisonous... right?

I know that the ancestor of todays domesticated potatoes is pretty poisonous for us to eat. Unsure about carrots nut knowing staph, she wouldn't really check.
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Nah, wild carrots - better known as Queen Anne's Lace here in the states - are about as safe a wild edible as you can get. They're also absolutely fucking everywhere, so finding some on your walk is about as impressive as finding crabgrass.

Now, wild carrots can be confused with the genuinely dangerous poison hemlock if you're a complete idiot who doesn't know what you're doing, but poison hemlock is less common in suburban waste areas than wild carrot. Also, as stupid as Stephi is, she does genuinely seem to know the first thing about plants. Nothing more than the first thing, but that's all she needs in this case. Her foraging hobby seems to be the first genuine interest she's ever had that isn't just an extension of her narcissism or her sexual repression.
 
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Hamplanet Fitness said:
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...why would we ever send her to jail? We wouldn't be able to get new content to make fun of her for.
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NGL it would be hilarious for her to spend a night in a drunk tank or something. If we had that kind of power it would definitely be more funny to set her up on that pasta dinner with the new york governor.

She stopped using labels that are TOTALLY 100% LEGIT VALID AND PART OF HER IDENTITY because people called her dumb cringy identities dumb and cringy. What a brave warrior on the front lines for social justice.
 
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"I'm getting a dramatic haircut and a tattoo when this is all over"
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When WHAT is all over, Staph? You sitting in your house shit-tooting and making your elderly, retired parents deal with your NEET bullshit all day?

Go out and get a job and then go to work every day in the midst of a pandemic; otherwise nothing about Corona-chan has or will likely affect you in any way, shape, or form.
 
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Plastic Inevitable said:
When WHAT is all over, Staph? You sitting in your house shit-tooting and making your elderly, retired parents deal with your NEET bullshit all day?

Go out and get a job and then go to work every day in the midst of a pandemic; otherwise nothing about Corona-chan has or will likely affect you in any way, shape, or form.
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"When this is all over". Staph, how has COVID changed your lifestyle at all?
 
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BoobWhiskers said:
Staph getting a tattoo? GOD, anyone wanna take bets on what that's going to be? I'm sure it'll be some sort of edgy demonic seal bullshit but tbh that's honestly going to be even funnier on her doughy bowlcut self.
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Nah, I'm going with super stereotypical white girl tattoo with maybe some edge to be uwu quirky. Like a goddamn anchor with a satan symbol or some shit.
 
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Me thinks it'll be:

A: shittily made pentagram

B: Trans pride flag

C: peepeepoopoo related

D: plant shit

E: some white trash thing like a butterfly tramp stamp but 5edgy7me

F: or something about adam driver's schnoz

But I'm more likely to bet that she'll chicken out not even halfway through because the needle hurts too much or the damn thing gets infected.
 
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