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Sam is lamenting the pictures earlier. I would too good buddy, I would too.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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dismissfrogs
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Chat keeps asking about her fucking James.
Now they're trying to convince her to play Animal Crossing. And give her cats pot.
>I gave the Xbox One to Bibi
Is getting referred to lung dr due to CT scan
>My place isn't really expensive... not for where I live.
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Five days in, and she's making sad journeys on her own to multiple fast food joints.
At the same time (I would say "in the same breath", but it takes her multiple breaths to get certain words out nowadays), she boasts of how her "whole new life" is starting while she's sitting in a Burger King parking lot for the 2000th time. Interestingly, I notice the bag of Ruffles chips that was on the sink counter behind her yesterday was gone in today's livestream.
In addition to starting her new life with yet another Burger King meal, she also celebrates her new life by desperately trying to run back to her ex-boyfriend, enticing him with a sexy semi-nude pic in the morning and a desperate plea to be a friend with benefits. This is in keeping with her traditionally cowardly nature; there is nothing she fears more than change (probably because every change in her life since moving out of grandma's has come at a price). If Bibi said, "baby, move back home", she would not hesitate. She would tell Peetz that it is better that Peetz have his own place, and then stiff him for the rest of the year's rent. In the middle of the pandemic, I might add...
But that ain't gonna happen. She tried to seduce him back and flopped again. So, she is depressed and needs her junk at BK, and needs the useless asspats and validations from her imaginary friends on her livestream.
It is remarkable a 36 year old can literally be as needy as a three year old child, but that's how you get threads at the 'farms. By being remarkable. Some new life, eh?
At the same time (I would say "in the same breath", but it takes her multiple breaths to get certain words out nowadays), she boasts of how her "whole new life" is starting while she's sitting in a Burger King parking lot for the 2000th time. Interestingly, I notice the bag of Ruffles chips that was on the sink counter behind her yesterday was gone in today's livestream.
In addition to starting her new life with yet another Burger King meal, she also celebrates her new life by desperately trying to run back to her ex-boyfriend, enticing him with a sexy semi-nude pic in the morning and a desperate plea to be a friend with benefits. This is in keeping with her traditionally cowardly nature; there is nothing she fears more than change (probably because every change in her life since moving out of grandma's has come at a price). If Bibi said, "baby, move back home", she would not hesitate. She would tell Peetz that it is better that Peetz have his own place, and then stiff him for the rest of the year's rent. In the middle of the pandemic, I might add...
But that ain't gonna happen. She tried to seduce him back and flopped again. So, she is depressed and needs her junk at BK, and needs the useless asspats and validations from her imaginary friends on her livestream.
It is remarkable a 36 year old can literally be as needy as a three year old child, but that's how you get threads at the 'farms. By being remarkable. Some new life, eh?
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Her actual fan base are as dumb and gross as she is. They ask her the stupidest questions and make suggestions she will never follow through on. They also lie to her about how gorgeous she is, asking for skin care routine.... gimme a break. I truly find them all more annoying than she is. These women are so obsessed with Peetz, I can’t tell if they are complimenting him and hitting on him to rile her up or really find him appealing.
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Watching her just turning off her car makes me uncomfortable and claustrophobic. Id kill myself.
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So she sleeps in her new bed once, decides it's too firm, and orders another new bed. No attempt to get used to the current one for a few nights or buy a plush mattress topper or anything. She would rather just throw money away on another new bed, that she presumably didn't try out first, rather than attempt to solve the problem in a cheaper more creative way. It's a great illustration of how impulsive and wasteful she is. And I really don't get her logic. Wouldn't you want to figure out a way to save yourself a month's rent on a buying a bed when you already have a brand new one?
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She's even more impulsive than Amber. No way in hell any store is going to take a mattress back right now. She hasn't considered that even the 'best' new mattress takes a few nights to get used to. A queen sized bed is wide enough to hold her; I think it's just some sort of weird flex on her part.
She's clearly not a happy camper. Her 'new life in a new place with a new roomie' isn't panning out the way it did in her fantasy. Of course not because she moved her biggest problem in with her... herself.
She's clearly not a happy camper. Her 'new life in a new place with a new roomie' isn't panning out the way it did in her fantasy. Of course not because she moved her biggest problem in with her... herself.
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I don't understand how the thread is moving so fast. Nothing is happening. I don't want to say "I called it", but I did voice my worry that when she moved into her new cuckoo nest with Dickless, we'd get nothing except food inhalation and their awful, awful banter. The car mukbang was a glimmer of hope: she's her classic self; 450lbs and growing while she sits there and fantasises about her beach body that she's going to have when she somehow loses weight eating 8000 calories a day. I need delusional cunt content and I need it now.
Here's a write-up.
-haLLO foody boodiez
-opens with her harassing BBJ
-cuts to more cat footage with wheezing deathfat laughter. Am I insane or is she ramping up the fake laughter ALR-style? Coos in her obese baby voice.
-Cut to her in the car
-HAY GUYZ. "Today, something a liddle different... I'm in my ca-" it cuts off early despite her expert editing, but she's telling us she's eating in her car. It's something a little different because she never does this.
-Bitches about not being able to park in the shade. Yeah, that Canadian spring sunlight is really harsh. She only brought this up as something like a justification for wearing her gigantic glasses that she erroneously credits with a slimming effect
-She's craving Burger King, which completely justifies eating huge amounts of it. When you crave something, you have to eat 2000 calories of it ASAP. That's how cravings work. It's not her fault.
-Eats a single fry and manages to get three mouth squelches into it
-Peetz is working today; this she manages to articulate around the food she's shoveling into her craw like coal into a train furnace.
-She puts her car into park (it wasn't already, for some reason) and this takes fifteen seconds. She has to make two attempts at grabbing the gear stick that involve hitching her entire body upwards so her hand-o'-five-thumbs can grip it and smear it with grease (she was just fondling fries with this hand).
-Eats one chicken nugget and gets out of breath
-Has to raise her elbow to chin height just to get the lemonade straw to her mouth. She always does this, and it always disturbs me.
-"I'm breaking into a new life". It must feel really unfamiliar for her to eat and do nothing all day while the man she lives with works, pays the rent, and doesn't give her sexual attention. She's really out of her element here. My heart bleeds.
-I know she eats everything like a pig with rabies, but the way she attacks fries like a striking snake always makes my skin crawl
-She's been "depressed and like, panicky". She misses her old life; quelle surprise.
-She claims to have asked Bibi if they could be "friends with benefits" and says "we" thought it wouldn't be a good idea. Bibi hasn't touched her in at least three years. This is a maudlin lie to remind everybody that men are hot for her.
-Says she and Bibi will "still be" friends. We'll see about that, won't we.
-Starts blathering about how she's struggling to adjust to a new life. Starts tearing into her food because she's having FeElInGs. The spiel peters out into nothing because the food did its job. Her life in microcosm.
-"Good thing I'm not kissing anybody.... HEE HEE!" failing to hide her bitterness even behind the exceptional sunnies
-Castanet solo from her jaw while she slorps more fries
-"We're very different people now" oh give it a rest. He dumped her fat ass because she's a crazy filthy landwhale cunt. It's not hard to understand.
-Ten minutes later we're still talking about how she needs to break into her new life. No new information has been imparted in this time. I'm actually wishing for one of her stupid stories.
-"Some people are like 'what are you going to do if Peetz gets a girl'"? She and I both laughed at this, except in her case it was a contemptuous snort. She explains that she WANTS him to get a girl and keeps laughing to show how not-bothered she is. She'd send any other woman death threats because Peetz is HER cuck slave, but I think she can put this fear to bed. Peetz doesn't attract women, only ogres.
-It's been clipped but the spiel about how she's going to be traveling and losing weight ensues. I don't think I need to explain how pathetic and delusional this is, but I will say this: what the fuck is she going to do in Jamaica? Eat. It'll be Amberlynn in Lexington 2.0. She doesn't do anything except eat no matter where she is or what's going on in her life. It's a complete waste of money for her to travel anywhere, especially because she will literally need two plane seats (I am not making a fat joke; this is fact).
-"So what if I can only do a few sex positions?" she has lots of sex guys, everyone wants to have sex with her. She's an expert on sex because she has so much. Sensual. Sexual. Sexy. Sex. Sex. Sex.
-"HEE HEE! TMI!" it's really not TMI Chantal; it doesn't make us picture you having sex, because nobody wants to or does have sex with you.
-"So..." [eats half her burger in one bite] "*unintelligble shit because she has half a burger in her mouth*"
-"I want to be single for a while and buy sexy lingerie... get dolled up" yeah I hear Bigtoria Secret is looking for new models
-After swallowing the burger-half, she breathes like someone who's just run 5km. She can barely talk and I had to rewind in four times to get that she wants to go to Dairy Queen right after her huge meal.
-Cut to Dairy Queen. Cue sexual moaning as she hoes into a sundae. She does not close her mouth to chew and sounds like someone fucking a plate of spaghetti. This is very difficult to watch.
-"My bed sucks. I might give it to my grandma" why not, she paid for it after all
-"I need a king size. I'm a big person." no, you're a grotesquely obese person. 5'2 people don't need a king.
-She's going to "try" not to eat anything else today. "That's the key". Yep, you've never said or done this before, you'll be 100lbs by September god just die already bitch
-She congratulates her viewers on recommending her normie Netflix shit that she's been enjoying, which she refers to as "weird" and "indie". I am confident that nothing she has ever enjoyed watching was "weird" by her anodyne would-be tastes. Normie dumbasses like Chantal looove to call what they enjoy "weird" because it makes them feel artsy.
-Lipsmackingly tells us some shitehawk anecdote about "keeping busy" that I didn't listen to and am not going back to retrieve
-She's "thinking" about doing a seafood thing for 70k subscribers. It sounds like something she'd have to be cooking herself, so don't bother making a note of this little announcement.
-Slorps her sundae and dithers about nothing like she always does when she's exhausted the "content" she planned to talk about in the video
-Reminds everybody Peetz is a "good friend"
-She's going to do intermittent fasting, woo! "That's all I can do right now" yep, you can't eat less, it's literally impossible.
-"unless I just... stop eating burgers" and then she tics hard, screaming NO!
She's single, boys!
Yeah I'm done. She's just ticcing and mooing like she always does post-food-coitus. This is a shit video; just watched the clipped stuff about Jamaica and her inevitable skinny legend status because the rest of it is time you'll wish you could have back. She's been so dull, even with the move, but at least there's no fucking Peetz in this'un. Hurry up and chimp out, you fat spaz.
Here's a write-up.
-haLLO foody boodiez
-opens with her harassing BBJ
-cuts to more cat footage with wheezing deathfat laughter. Am I insane or is she ramping up the fake laughter ALR-style? Coos in her obese baby voice.
-Cut to her in the car
-HAY GUYZ. "Today, something a liddle different... I'm in my ca-" it cuts off early despite her expert editing, but she's telling us she's eating in her car. It's something a little different because she never does this.
-Bitches about not being able to park in the shade. Yeah, that Canadian spring sunlight is really harsh. She only brought this up as something like a justification for wearing her gigantic glasses that she erroneously credits with a slimming effect
-She's craving Burger King, which completely justifies eating huge amounts of it. When you crave something, you have to eat 2000 calories of it ASAP. That's how cravings work. It's not her fault.
-Eats a single fry and manages to get three mouth squelches into it
-Peetz is working today; this she manages to articulate around the food she's shoveling into her craw like coal into a train furnace.
-She puts her car into park (it wasn't already, for some reason) and this takes fifteen seconds. She has to make two attempts at grabbing the gear stick that involve hitching her entire body upwards so her hand-o'-five-thumbs can grip it and smear it with grease (she was just fondling fries with this hand).
-Eats one chicken nugget and gets out of breath
-Has to raise her elbow to chin height just to get the lemonade straw to her mouth. She always does this, and it always disturbs me.
-"I'm breaking into a new life". It must feel really unfamiliar for her to eat and do nothing all day while the man she lives with works, pays the rent, and doesn't give her sexual attention. She's really out of her element here. My heart bleeds.
-I know she eats everything like a pig with rabies, but the way she attacks fries like a striking snake always makes my skin crawl
-She's been "depressed and like, panicky". She misses her old life; quelle surprise.
-She claims to have asked Bibi if they could be "friends with benefits" and says "we" thought it wouldn't be a good idea. Bibi hasn't touched her in at least three years. This is a maudlin lie to remind everybody that men are hot for her.
-Says she and Bibi will "still be" friends. We'll see about that, won't we.
-Starts blathering about how she's struggling to adjust to a new life. Starts tearing into her food because she's having FeElInGs. The spiel peters out into nothing because the food did its job. Her life in microcosm.
-"Good thing I'm not kissing anybody.... HEE HEE!" failing to hide her bitterness even behind the exceptional sunnies
-Castanet solo from her jaw while she slorps more fries
-"We're very different people now" oh give it a rest. He dumped her fat ass because she's a crazy filthy landwhale cunt. It's not hard to understand.
-Ten minutes later we're still talking about how she needs to break into her new life. No new information has been imparted in this time. I'm actually wishing for one of her stupid stories.
-"Some people are like 'what are you going to do if Peetz gets a girl'"? She and I both laughed at this, except in her case it was a contemptuous snort. She explains that she WANTS him to get a girl and keeps laughing to show how not-bothered she is. She'd send any other woman death threats because Peetz is HER cuck slave, but I think she can put this fear to bed. Peetz doesn't attract women, only ogres.
-It's been clipped but the spiel about how she's going to be traveling and losing weight ensues. I don't think I need to explain how pathetic and delusional this is, but I will say this: what the fuck is she going to do in Jamaica? Eat. It'll be Amberlynn in Lexington 2.0. She doesn't do anything except eat no matter where she is or what's going on in her life. It's a complete waste of money for her to travel anywhere, especially because she will literally need two plane seats (I am not making a fat joke; this is fact).
-"So what if I can only do a few sex positions?" she has lots of sex guys, everyone wants to have sex with her. She's an expert on sex because she has so much. Sensual. Sexual. Sexy. Sex. Sex. Sex.
-"HEE HEE! TMI!" it's really not TMI Chantal; it doesn't make us picture you having sex, because nobody wants to or does have sex with you.
-"So..." [eats half her burger in one bite] "*unintelligble shit because she has half a burger in her mouth*"
-"I want to be single for a while and buy sexy lingerie... get dolled up" yeah I hear Bigtoria Secret is looking for new models
-After swallowing the burger-half, she breathes like someone who's just run 5km. She can barely talk and I had to rewind in four times to get that she wants to go to Dairy Queen right after her huge meal.
-Cut to Dairy Queen. Cue sexual moaning as she hoes into a sundae. She does not close her mouth to chew and sounds like someone fucking a plate of spaghetti. This is very difficult to watch.
-"My bed sucks. I might give it to my grandma" why not, she paid for it after all
-"I need a king size. I'm a big person." no, you're a grotesquely obese person. 5'2 people don't need a king.
-She's going to "try" not to eat anything else today. "That's the key". Yep, you've never said or done this before, you'll be 100lbs by September god just die already bitch
-She congratulates her viewers on recommending her normie Netflix shit that she's been enjoying, which she refers to as "weird" and "indie". I am confident that nothing she has ever enjoyed watching was "weird" by her anodyne would-be tastes. Normie dumbasses like Chantal looove to call what they enjoy "weird" because it makes them feel artsy.
-Lipsmackingly tells us some shitehawk anecdote about "keeping busy" that I didn't listen to and am not going back to retrieve
-She's "thinking" about doing a seafood thing for 70k subscribers. It sounds like something she'd have to be cooking herself, so don't bother making a note of this little announcement.
-Slorps her sundae and dithers about nothing like she always does when she's exhausted the "content" she planned to talk about in the video
-Reminds everybody Peetz is a "good friend"
-She's going to do intermittent fasting, woo! "That's all I can do right now" yep, you can't eat less, it's literally impossible.
-"unless I just... stop eating burgers" and then she tics hard, screaming NO!
She's single, boys!
Yeah I'm done. She's just ticcing and mooing like she always does post-food-coitus. This is a shit video; just watched the clipped stuff about Jamaica and her inevitable skinny legend status because the rest of it is time you'll wish you could have back. She's been so dull, even with the move, but at least there's no fucking Peetz in this'un. Hurry up and chimp out, you fat spaz.
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Just imagine all the wild sex Bibi is missing out on right now from this hog in her sexy lingerie who takes 12 seconds to get up from the seated position and almost chokes herself with fat rolls just shutting off the car engine.
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Chantal wants instant gratification and has no understanding of the value of money because other people have always paid for her. Having a meltdown over a bed and Bibi not wanting her less than a week after moving are just her usual reaction to change. It is all unfair punishment in her eyes.
She goes against everything that humans as a species stand for. Reacting poorly to change, lack of curiosity, no survival instinct, not understanding other living beings, being an angry misanthrope, severe lack of hygiene, refusing to grow up... Are just some of the many things that she lacks or resists having. Without her enabling family subsidizing her lifestyle and the Canadian welfare state, she would ironically be homeless as she has no idea how to make a budget.
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I think there's more to it - she said she'll give the bed and mattress to her grandma because she likes firm mattresses/needs one.
Well we have been wondering how Chantal afforded most of the moving, rent and new stuff. And the answer is probably her family and her ex.
So if she already had an arrangement with her mother or grandmother about them buying her the bed its not that wierd that Chantal convinced them to make a trade.
She'll probably use her breathing problems and general being an "recently" operated fatass to extra convincing points.
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Shes looking very deranged in her live stream thumbnail tonight.
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well I'm drunk and caught some of her live stream. here is my contribution.
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God, she is going off the rails isn’t she? She got this new apartment and became fucking unhinged in this mania. She’s practically bouncing off the walls. The come down is going to be fucking miserable.
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Shes talking about falling out of the honeymoon phase and incompatibility lmao who would take advice from her? 
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Half an hour ago, she said she'd stop eating fortune cookies (the crunching sounds are unusually obnoxious and distracting) She complained they don't taste good.
Half an hour later, and she is still eating fortune cookies, and hasn't stopped crunching yet. She must have a fucking bucket of them. She mentions they are stale, and crunch, crunch, crunch...
Half an hour later, and she is still eating fortune cookies, and hasn't stopped crunching yet. She must have a fucking bucket of them. She mentions they are stale, and crunch, crunch, crunch...
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89elbees
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Jesus. I thought this was Amberlynn at first.
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Good Lord - if the example given a few posts above is typical of her viewers, many of them sound as depraved as she is; that or they've all slobbered down gummies & suddenly poop & fart jokes are funny.
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just finished the stream, and of course it ends in a fart.
bonus: take a shot every time a feeder is spotted in chat
bonus: take a shot every time a feeder is spotted in chat