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pfffttt.....
Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.
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She'll somehow give your mouth a yeast infection and you'll constantly smell drunk then give your dick gingivitis and you have to watch as it wastes away leaving only cartilage.
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If you're so desperate for sexual satisfaction that you'd dip your dick inside a petri-dish of every STD on the east coast, I don't see why you wouldn't just skip the trouble and buy a fleshlight off Amazon. It isn't like you're looking for a genuine romantic connection with someone if we're talking about the Perpetual Human Disaster that is Chelsea Vagineburger.
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Actual whores are cheaper and have less STDs. Support your local economy.
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I wonder if Blowey Zoey is still getting work at comic companies and the like? The fact that she's a murderer and a chronic gaslighter, abuser and backstabber hasn't seemed to have gotten in the way, but the black plague sweeping across the world seems to have slowed things down.
When the Big Two start opening up again, do you think they'll be able to afford vanity hires like Killer Quinn, or will they have to cut the fat and stop playing around with goofballs like her now that selling comics is actually going to matter?
When the Big Two start opening up again, do you think they'll be able to afford vanity hires like Killer Quinn, or will they have to cut the fat and stop playing around with goofballs like her now that selling comics is actually going to matter?
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It would be the highest form of irony if an actual disease halted the career of a diseased whore.
On one hand comics have been dealt a blow to cripple them forever, to the point digital sales will do nothing, on the other the companies seem to just prop up comics as a sort of money for pr deal like a charity with less commitment. But even companies as big as Disney have been hit hard enough where even their stacks of fuck-off cash are being dented and they are already laying off so even with their stubbornness and warped idea that appealing to twitter will hide their amoral cash lust i dont think Zoe will get many more book spots
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Nobody wants to be blown by some horrid middle aged crone.
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As if. Half of the sperg edgelords here would sell their souls to get with her, no matter how much they shitpost about her.
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Depends if Zoe Quinn has dirt on certain higher-ups. If they refuse to give her work because she doesn't generate money, she can always start a controversy and get an even larger body count that mainstream media will sweep under the rug.
That said, I'm probably being pessimistic.
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See, this is why when I watch movies where losing your virginity and getting laid is treated like the holy grail and everything revolves around it I'm like "bullshit." Because the people who usually have a lot of one-night stands aren't sexy movie stars like Ryan Gosling or Doogie Howser, they look like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and the chicks they usually bang are nightmares like Zoe Quinn.
Sex is good, but isn't worth ruining your life or sacrificing your dignity for.
Sex is good, but isn't worth ruining your life or sacrificing your dignity for.
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If you want to have your dick sucked by an ugly fat chick, at least pick one of the millions who won't MeToo you.
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Honestly, I think the presence of that trope is part of why the whole incel subculture became a thing. Really, itt was a very common cliche in teen comedies in the 80's and 90's, and was a staple of the genre even into the early 2000's.
The first American Pie movie was probably the most popular and well-known example of what I'm talking about and that movie came out at a time when a lot of Millennials were finally old enough to start sneaking into watching R-rated movies and able to get away with it.
The thing about losing your virginity before you turn 21 being some grand achievement of life/necessary rite of passage is petty high school bullshit at best and a tired Hollywood movie cliche at worst.
Part of the reason why teens are so fixated on sex is because of hormonal changes and because your average high school kid does not have much going on in their lives to be concerned about. Once you start entering the real world and have to work and pay bills, sex is not that big of a deal anymore compared to when you were younger.
Only the most soy-addled and pathetic of bearded eggs would keep simping for Quinn these days.
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I just avoid the problem entirely by being incapable of seducing anyone.
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Well, American Pie also has the four guys who made the bet all realise it was stupid and give up on it towards the end. But these aren't particularly savvy consumers so they probably missed that bit - and to be fair, when they stop trying so hard all four luck into sex anyway, so if you miss the part where their desperation was a large part of the problem I can see why you'd take away the wrong message.
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There’s also more dignity in fucking a pie than Zoe Quinn.
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After Chelsea proxy-murdered Alec and slinked back to Twitter from hiding, she talked about how much she wanted to do more work in comics. Yet she has been completely silent on the comics front, other than trying to pimp her failed books for some comic award.
Chelsea's only "value" to comics was her alternative marketing channel of social media followers. I guarantee you this is what was pitched when she got books, how she would draw in new readers because she has a horde of thirsty social media followers who will do whatever she says. As we know, this isn't true at all:
- She has remarkably apathetic interaction from her following, often getting a few hundred likes from her 125k followers on "look at me!!!" posts
- Despite her en masse blocking efforts, she's still gets some OK Murderer responses because people fucking hate her
- The type of person that follows her doesn't buy, they virtue signal
- Every book she did sold at the nominal rate expected, with no visible gain from her "influence"
Comics are desperately looking for new readers and giving low risk "prove it" deals to people who may bring in new audience makes sense. But they're going to expect results.
She did two appearances at comic stores in LA for her brand new Goddess Mode property that was widely pimped by her buddies in blog media along with her supposedly important social media. According to FB, they drew single digit attendance. Everyone's local bars draw way more people for their trivia nights than Queen Chelsea can draw for a personal appearance in LA for a brand new, publicized project. Yikes.
Chelsea now not only has a body count working against her, but direct evidence her "influence" is nil outside of being a useful idiot for SJW Twitter.
Chelsea's only "value" to comics was her alternative marketing channel of social media followers. I guarantee you this is what was pitched when she got books, how she would draw in new readers because she has a horde of thirsty social media followers who will do whatever she says. As we know, this isn't true at all:
- She has remarkably apathetic interaction from her following, often getting a few hundred likes from her 125k followers on "look at me!!!" posts
- Despite her en masse blocking efforts, she's still gets some OK Murderer responses because people fucking hate her
- The type of person that follows her doesn't buy, they virtue signal
- Every book she did sold at the nominal rate expected, with no visible gain from her "influence"
Comics are desperately looking for new readers and giving low risk "prove it" deals to people who may bring in new audience makes sense. But they're going to expect results.
She did two appearances at comic stores in LA for her brand new Goddess Mode property that was widely pimped by her buddies in blog media along with her supposedly important social media. According to FB, they drew single digit attendance. Everyone's local bars draw way more people for their trivia nights than Queen Chelsea can draw for a personal appearance in LA for a brand new, publicized project. Yikes.
Chelsea now not only has a body count working against her, but direct evidence her "influence" is nil outside of being a useful idiot for SJW Twitter.
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A pie would also be better at sexual performance than her, who is rumoured to be a dead starfish in bed.
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Well, it's time to let it all out, as if it's obvious that this washed out cumrag of a human being has always been personally abrasive to me.
Zoe really gets on my nerves because she's everything that embodies the failures that anime fans and the assend of weeaboo mania of the 2000s who went off into adulthood have become nowadays. It breaks my heart because when animemania came in wild with video games and anime and manga breaking in and crashing its wake at its peak reminding everyone that sequential art can and will have artistic merit, I thought people like her would actually do something for a change and use their inspiration and talents and lead on newer fans into the next millennium to help make the world a better place and what not. Instead, they proved that the majority of them are washed out burnouts who let reality trample and rape them instead of getting back up and trying again.
But as much as the circle who disappointed me have the excuse for being human beings and have their own shit they must face in life, Zoe is atrocious and evil. Even worse, she had the positions and opportunities anyone without would die for. She pissed away making video games. She pissed away a spot on the UN. She pissed away a position to make comics. As a high school days anime fan no less, and wasting her time and potential while being misled and indoctrinated by zealous garbage along the way.
I hate you so fucking much Zoe. You could have been someone. You could have become someone talented to look up to. You could have become more than you are today. You could have learned to draw anime and write good stories. You could have learned to properly code and make video games greater than a text adventure. You could have done something greater for the world. You could have done everything we wished we could do. Instead, you are another cumstain loser who whores herself out for money and lacks the integrity and self motivation to be truly reliant on the power within that everyone has.
I don't ever want to see you again, Zoe. Go away.
Zoe really gets on my nerves because she's everything that embodies the failures that anime fans and the assend of weeaboo mania of the 2000s who went off into adulthood have become nowadays. It breaks my heart because when animemania came in wild with video games and anime and manga breaking in and crashing its wake at its peak reminding everyone that sequential art can and will have artistic merit, I thought people like her would actually do something for a change and use their inspiration and talents and lead on newer fans into the next millennium to help make the world a better place and what not. Instead, they proved that the majority of them are washed out burnouts who let reality trample and rape them instead of getting back up and trying again.
But as much as the circle who disappointed me have the excuse for being human beings and have their own shit they must face in life, Zoe is atrocious and evil. Even worse, she had the positions and opportunities anyone without would die for. She pissed away making video games. She pissed away a spot on the UN. She pissed away a position to make comics. As a high school days anime fan no less, and wasting her time and potential while being misled and indoctrinated by zealous garbage along the way.
I hate you so fucking much Zoe. You could have been someone. You could have become someone talented to look up to. You could have become more than you are today. You could have learned to draw anime and write good stories. You could have learned to properly code and make video games greater than a text adventure. You could have done something greater for the world. You could have done everything we wished we could do. Instead, you are another cumstain loser who whores herself out for money and lacks the integrity and self motivation to be truly reliant on the power within that everyone has.
I don't ever want to see you again, Zoe. Go away.