Wuhan Coronavirus - COVID-19 Analysis & Summary - This is not just fucking pneumonia. It is everything but the kitchen sink. Lungs, heart, kidneys, liver, brain, blood vessels, testes. It affects them all.

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

It doesn't matter how much credibility I have. That doesn't change the fact that all evidence points to COVID-19 doing exactly what I'm saying it does:

I love how the most recent study on COVID's mortality puts it at ~0.25% and fucking Troon Doodger comes flying back claiming it does everything he said it did all along

 

[Sped Xing]

Well, the doom got to me, fellas. I am horrified.


Horrified to realize the ferries I've trusted with my life so many times are maintained by people who cheated their way through their exams.

 

[Adamska]

DOOM FEEL MISERABLE LIKE MREEEEE~

And if you punch yourself in the chest at the right second, you could cause your heart to say fuck it and stop (it's called Commotio cordis). And if you get really unlucky with a cold, you could have your meninges inflame and crush your brain or kidneys rot inside you too like your super bug you want everyone to feel miserable over.

You keep trying to use golden BBs to inflict and enjoy watching others feel as miserable as you are. You keep trying to pretend you are worth a shit at understanding anything and having evidence, until it gets disproved and you blame others for your own fuck ups. You got yeeted by a genetics researcher and mathematician on your core delusions, and despite this and your admission of defeat you willingly proved by coming back you know you're dishonest and don't care.

Because of this, everything you post has no value and I could pretty much just go "Dave pls" or "lick your doorknobs" and I'd still win in a debate. Your words and "research" on any subject under the sun have that little value.

 

[Drain Todger]

I love how the most recent study on COVID's mortality puts it at ~0.25% and fucking Troon Doodger comes flying back claiming it does everything he said it did all along

You mean that one antibody study in Santa Clara? The results can be explained by false positives.

https://medium.com/@balajis/peer-review-of-covid-19-antibody-seroprevalence-in-santa-clara-county-california-1f6382258c25

http://archive.is/uLQp9

COVID-19's true case fatality rate has been very, very difficult to calculate:

Why We Don’t Know the True Death Rate for Covid-19

Determining what percentage of those infected by the coronavirus will die is a key question for epidemiologists, but an elusive one during the pandemic.

www.nytimes.com

http://archive.is/z6epQ

But according to various unofficial Covid-19 trackers that calculate the death rate by dividing total deaths by the number of known cases, about 6.4 percent of people infected with the virus have now died worldwide.

In Italy, the death rate stands at about 13 percent, and in the United States, around 4.3 percent, according to the latest figures on known cases and deaths. Even in South Korea, where widespread testing helped contain the outbreak, 2 percent of people who tested positive for the virus have died, recent data shows.
These supposed death rates also appear to vary widely by geography: Germany’s fatality rate appears to be roughly one-tenth of Italy’s, and Los Angeles’s about half of New York’s. Among U.S. states, Michigan, at around 7 percent, is at the high end, while Wyoming, which reported its first two deaths this week, has one of the lowest death rates, at about 0.7 percent.

It seems to vary greatly by geographical region. Maybe demographics? Maybe something genetic? I don't know.

Well, the doom got to me, fellas. I am horrified.


Horrified to realize the ferries I've trusted with my life so many times are maintained by people who cheated their way through their exams.

There's one guy I know who works here who literally used to burglarize houses for things to sell for meth money. Another guy likes buying and flipping real estate and using the proceeds from flipping said houses to put coke on his dick and bang hookers, like something out of a Richard Pryor skit.

If you think taking a practice exam before a test is some kind of remarkable sin, then you don't know anything at all about the maritime industry.

I swear to god, it's so plain vanilla, there is literally an iOS app for it.

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/sea-trials-uscg-license-exam/id1362793782

 

[AnOminous]

It doesn't matter how much credibility I have.

It really doesn't. What matters is if you kill yourself. You should really kill yourself. Do it now! Do it today! Every fucking person in the world hates you!

The only way you can actually stop COVID-19 is by immediately killing yourself. DO IT! NOW!

 

[Drain Todger]

It really doesn't. What matters is if you kill yourself. You should really kill yourself. Do it now! Do it today! Every fucking person in the world hates you!

The only way you can actually stop COVID-19 is by immediately killing yourself. DO IT! NOW!

Based on my brief contact with Kiwi Farms, I think I have a pretty good profile of the average Farmer.

Very aggressive Type A personality. Perfectionist. Goes out of their way to find faults in others. Lanky and malnourished-looking ectomorphs, and probably hormonally-imbalanced, with slender piano player fingers, but uses avatars of well-built, masculine, block-headed people like John Goodman and John Wayne to come across as intimidating. Listens to Eurobeat, Dance, and Techno and whatever else has just the right sadomasochistic vibe. Fascist-adjacent, but makes fun of fascists, too. Wants desperately to relive their years as a high school bully, but can't quite pull it off as an adult without being ridiculed by polite society. Deeply insecure about their own autistic tendencies and astronomical power levels. Spends all day picking on "spergs", "troons", "furfags", et cetera, as a form of ritual flagellation to suppress those tendencies in themselves and reassure themselves of their ideological purity. Fear of being discovered, halaled, and targeted by one's peers encourages cult-like conformity and discourages any displays of individuality whatsoever.

Am I getting warmer?

 

[SIGSEGV]

Based on my brief contact with Kiwi Farms, I think I have a pretty good profile of the average Farmer.

Very aggressive Type A personality. Perfectionist. Goes out of their way to find faults in others. Lanky and malnourished-looking ectomorphs, and probably hormonally-imbalanced, with slender piano-playing faggot fingers, but uses avatars of well-built, masculine, block-headed people like John Goodman and John Wayne to come across as intimidating. Listens to Eurobeat, Dance, and Techno and whatever else has just the right sadomasochistic vibe. Fascist-adjacent, but makes fun of fascists, too. Wants desperately to relive their years as a high school bully, but can't quite pull it off as an adult without being ridiculed by polite society. Deeply insecure about their own autistic tendencies and astronomical power levels. Spends all day picking on "spergs", "troons", "furfags", et cetera, as a form of ritual flagellation to suppress those tendencies in themselves and reassure themselves of their ideological purity. Fear of being discovered, halaled, and targeted by one's peers encourages cult-like conformity and discourages any displays of individuality whatsoever.

Am I getting warmer?

Literally me.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Very aggressive Type A personality.
ectomorphs
makes fun of fascists

Imagine thinking any of these things are bad.

 

[Drain Todger]

Literally me.

Imagine thinking any of these things are bad.

Beneath it all, I sense something else. A sort of world-weariness, if you will. A dissatisfaction with the fact that this planet permits idiots to thrive.

To doxx is a sacred duty, in this ideological framework. In a society that vainly and idiotically prizes reputation above all else, doxxing is the only thing that can trample the fragile ego of the victim.

However, there are still some things that I'm not too certain about. Namely, what the object of all of it is.

What is the overall goal, would you say? Is it merely to point and laugh at cows for its own sake, and derive enjoyment from this, or is it to get cows to modify their behavior to suit an ideal?

Because while the former could be considered all in good fun, the latter makes someone into a disciplinarian with a stick up their ass, and frankly, I find those types of people very exhausting to be around.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Am I getting warmer

No, that feeling is you pissing your pants, because your a brain-damaged, barely functional alcoholic.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Beneath it all, I sense something else. A sort of world-weariness, if you will. A dissatisfaction with the fact that this planet permits idiots to thrive.

To doxx is a sacred duty, in this ideological framework. In a society that vainly and idiotically prizes reputation above all else, doxxing is the only thing that can trample the fragile ego of the victim.

However, there are still some things that I'm not too certain about. Namely, what the object of all of it is.

What is the overall goal, would you say? Is it merely to point and laugh at cows for its own sake, and derive enjoyment from this, or is it to get cows to modify their behavior to suit an ideal?

Because while the former could be considered all in good fun, the latter makes someone into a disciplinarian with a stick up their ass, and frankly, I find those types of people very exhausting to be around.

TLDR

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

a stick up their ass, and frankly, I find those types of people very exhausting to be around.

Is that what you find people with objects in their bums to be? Exhausting?

Spoiler

Image credit to @It's HK-47

 

[SIGSEGV]

@Drain Todger decided to consult chat because he still doesn't get it.

He also assured us that he's not mad.

And admits that he's an idiot

Maybe he thinks that we're laughing with him and not at him?

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Lol, 100% wrong. I'm a rich patrician heterosexual with no aberrant sexual fetishes and the body of a Greek god. Like Michelangelo's David, except with much bigger genitalia. I'm happily married with a beautiful wife and smart, well-behaved kids.

In other words, I'm the average Kiwi farmer. We just like to laugh at autistic faggots, like you. It's extra-fun if they're fat, stupid, emotionally incontinent, and jerk off to little cartoon ponies from a children's show. Your failures at life make my successes seem all the more sweet.

 

[tuscangarder]

Based on my brief contact with Kiwi Farms, I think I have a pretty good profile of the average Farmer.

Very aggressive Type A personality. Perfectionist. Goes out of their way to find faults in others. Lanky and malnourished-looking ectomorphs, and probably hormonally-imbalanced, with slender piano-playing faggot fingers, but uses avatars of well-built, masculine, block-headed people like John Goodman and John Wayne to come across as intimidating. Listens to Eurobeat, Dance, and Techno and whatever else has just the right sadomasochistic vibe. Fascist-adjacent, but makes fun of fascists, too. Wants desperately to relive their years as a high school bully, but can't quite pull it off as an adult without being ridiculed by polite society. Deeply insecure about their own autistic tendencies and astronomical power levels. Spends all day picking on "spergs", "troons", "furfags", et cetera, as a form of ritual flagellation to suppress those tendencies in themselves and reassure themselves of their ideological purity. Fear of being discovered, halaled, and targeted by one's peers encourages cult-like conformity and discourages any displays of individuality whatsoever.

Am I getting warmer?

This is actually really accurate to most of the people here.

 

[SIGSEGV]

This is actually really accurate to most of the people here.

Bro it's okay, you don't have to keep posting in this thread. David came back to dance for us.

 

[girlblogging]

Based on my brief contact with Kiwi Farms, I think I have a pretty good profile of the average Farmer.

Very aggressive Type A personality. Perfectionist. Goes out of their way to find faults in others. Lanky and malnourished-looking ectomorphs, and probably hormonally-imbalanced, with slender piano-playing faggot fingers, but uses avatars of well-built, masculine, block-headed people like John Goodman and John Wayne to come across as intimidating. Listens to Eurobeat, Dance, and Techno and whatever else has just the right sadomasochistic vibe. Fascist-adjacent, but makes fun of fascists, too. Wants desperately to relive their years as a high school bully, but can't quite pull it off as an adult without being ridiculed by polite society. Deeply insecure about their own autistic tendencies and astronomical power levels. Spends all day picking on "spergs", "troons", "furfags", et cetera, as a form of ritual flagellation to suppress those tendencies in themselves and reassure themselves of their ideological purity. Fear of being discovered, halaled, and targeted by one's peers encourages cult-like conformity and discourages any displays of individuality whatsoever.

Am I getting warmer?

even on fucking kiwifarms, with an entire female-oriented board, you manage to have contact with 0 females. sad

 

[Ivan Shatov]

Beneath it all, I sense something else. A sort of world-weariness, if you will. A dissatisfaction with the fact that this planet permits idiots to thrive.

To doxx is a sacred duty, in this ideological framework. In a society that vainly and idiotically prizes reputation above all else, doxxing is the only thing that can trample the fragile ego of the victim.

However, there are still some things that I'm not too certain about. Namely, what the object of all of it is.

What is the overall goal, would you say? Is it merely to point and laugh at cows for its own sake, and derive enjoyment from this, or is it to get cows to modify their behavior to suit an ideal?

Because while the former could be considered all in good fun, the latter makes someone into a disciplinarian with a stick up their ass, and frankly, I find those types of people very exhausting to be around.

If it makes you feel better, the psychological profile you describe sounds like the sort of thing a Communist would say. I mean, your words evoke Brother Number One, can't help but think you've studied some south-east Asia specific form of Marxism.

Pathologizing rugged individualism and people's tendency towards weldschmertz is foundational to most collectivist societies, especially the ones that criminalize it and engage in mass executions. Can't help but wonder, what cruel fate are you contemplating for the people on this board? You really see unhappiness with the world as a character flaw? Tell us all what the better way is so we can get it out in the open.

I literally have nightmares about people like you.

 

[DidYouJustSayThat]

Next vlog when? @Drain Todger I really enjoyed and found very informative your previous videos.

Based on my brief contact with Kiwi Farms, I think I have a pretty good profile of the average Farmer.

Very aggressive Type A personality. Perfectionist. Goes out of their way to find faults in others. Lanky and malnourished-looking ectomorphs, and probably hormonally-imbalanced, with slender piano-playing faggot fingers, but uses avatars of well-built, masculine, block-headed people like John Goodman and John Wayne to come across as intimidating. Listens to Eurobeat, Dance, and Techno and whatever else has just the right sadomasochistic vibe. Fascist-adjacent, but makes fun of fascists, too. Wants desperately to relive their years as a high school bully, but can't quite pull it off as an adult without being ridiculed by polite society. Deeply insecure about their own autistic tendencies and astronomical power levels. Spends all day picking on "spergs", "troons", "furfags", et cetera, as a form of ritual flagellation to suppress those tendencies in themselves and reassure themselves of their ideological purity. Fear of being discovered, halaled, and targeted by one's peers encourages cult-like conformity and discourages any displays of individuality whatsoever.

Am I getting warmer?

Hey, I resemble this remark!

Beneath it all, I sense something else. A sort of world-weariness, if you will. A dissatisfaction with the fact that this planet permits idiots to thrive.

To doxx is a sacred duty, in this ideological framework. In a society that vainly and idiotically prizes reputation above all else, doxxing is the only thing that can trample the fragile ego of the victim.

However, there are still some things that I'm not too certain about. Namely, what the object of all of it is.

What is the overall goal, would you say? Is it merely to point and laugh at cows for its own sake, and derive enjoyment from this, or is it to get cows to modify their behavior to suit an ideal?

Because while the former could be considered all in good fun, the latter makes someone into a disciplinarian with a stick up their ass, and frankly, I find those types of people very exhausting to be around.

It's dox, only redditor child rapists use double x.

 

[Sped Xing]

but uses avatars of well-built, masculine, block-headed people like John Goodman and John Wayne to come across as intimidating. Listens to Eurobeat, Dance, and Techno and

You think my avatar is well-built and masculine?