Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children


While an excellent movie, Ray (the firefly from Princess & the Frog, the movie she references) was controversial in that he was voiced by a white man doing what many thought was a parody of an uneducated African American stereotype (though it could be argued it was an uneducated Cajun stereotype, regardless of race) & was even compared to the crows from Dumbo. Not very PC of you, Staph...

Edit: Stupid mistake.
 
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While an excellent movie, Ray (the firefly from Princess & the Frog, the movie she references) was controversial in that he was voiced by a white man doing what many thought was a parody of an uneducated African American stereotype (though it could be argued it was an uneducated Cajun stereotype, regardless of race) & was even compared to the crows from Dumbo. Not very PC of you, Staph...

Edit: Stupid mistake.

It was 100% a Cajun accent. They're in the deep parts of the swamp. The controversy was stirred up by idiots who don't know shit all about Louisiana outside of "hurr durr 'murican horror story muh Marie Laveau". People born outside the bayou don't know about Cajuns, all they know is voodoo, New Orleans, Katrina, Shelby Stanga, eat po' boys, and lie.
 
What is the common denominator between Richard Ramirez , Micheal Jackson, Jeffrey Dahmer, Heath ledger, Clay Aiken and Adam Driver?

Heath Ledger is an honestly goodlooking dude, but wtf is she seeing in the rest?

High cheekbones, plus before the ghoul face Micheal Jackson was a fairly attractive man. But steph flicks it to ghoul jackson so....
 
What is the common denominator between Richard Ramirez , Micheal Jackson, Jeffrey Dahmer, Heath ledger, Clay Aiken and Adam Driver?

Heath Ledger is an honestly goodlooking dude, but wtf is she seeing in the rest?
Heath as Joker is her attraction. If he hadn’t played the Joker she wouldn’t give a shit. So basically deviancy is the common denominator.
 
Because I'm a nerd, I mentally associate dandelions with the running gag from Bloom County about how eating dandelions reveals the very essence of your being.

Christ, we thought she was exceptional this whole time but maybe she was just out there snorting dandelions.

Also if this thread wasn't so long I would almost love for Stapphy's mom to come see exactly what their little potato gets up to online. She'd probably rather not know how many of Staph's bodily wastes have ended up in unexpected places in their house (and coffee mugs) though.
 
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I adore seeing 'my therapist said abc' IMMEDIATELY followed by 'also, my demon bestie said xyz'. I wonder if the poor therapist knows she's on the same level as Staph's imaginary fuckbuddy for advising her poor life decisions. Whatever that woman is getting paid, it's not enough (though let's be real, Staph is probably the palette cleanser of amusing no problems white girl in between her actual patients).

Also, this is a long shot for sure but I don't know a thing about Mastodon to investigate myself: the 'spacedrake' she's replying to in one of that last set of posts isn't Adiago/spacedrakes of mild furry community infamy, right?
 
Okay this one grinded my gears I admit it! The only thing she sorta has a point on is the saints part. Nothing else makes sense. Why can’t Staph make any sense? Do I have to break this down? I really don’t want to. You guys get it, right? That this makes no sense?
Why is it so hard for Staph to make cents? Because she doesn’t have a job. : D
 
#AdamDriverIsOverParty is trending on Twitter due to comments he made years ago about joining the military because he wanted to kill terrorists

How the fuck is that any different from most of these Twitter folks loudly declaring their desire to kill neo Nazis? Acting out on both results in people dying.

This post brought to you by the Killing People is Bad, Mmmkay? Gang.
 
How the fuck is that any different from most of these Twitter folks loudly declaring their desire to kill neo Nazis? Acting out on both results in people dying.

Yes but Meowthkip one is Punching Up and the other is absolute Fascist murder of Bodies of Color by Amerikkka and-- fuckit man, idk, something something wrongthink.
 
#AdamDriverIsOverParty is trending on Twitter due to comments he made years ago about joining the military because he wanted to kill terrorists. Can’t wait for Comrade Stephanie to defend the U.S. Armed Forces because she wants Adam Driver to bone her, this should be good.

She really likes killy guys, I don't think that will turn her off.


I think she just inadvertently admitted to being a Catholic with extra steps?
 
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