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I saw the Midnight Meat Train, so I think you dodged a bullet - if midnight meat trucks are similar.
Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
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If you are trying to get your friends woke to the Reptilian menace, Midnight Meat Train is a good way to start them off.
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BlueSpark
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The best that Lowtax can aspire to is being a discount Null.
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A LOOWWtax null even?
Thank you. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.
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Mild PL: I bought some meat off a truck once. It was from my kid brother, who was at that time a junkie. He had a "job" selling meat out of a freezer in the bed of a truck. I cooked one"steak" and threw it all away because it tasted like shit.
Weirder than that, but just as sketchy, are those kids "selling" magazine subscriptions in parking lots. I know a few people who bought from them, only to get nothing in return. I've also met people who claimed to have gotten their subscriptions, so make of that what you will. I have heard weird stories of gypsy-like groups traveling in packed vans, living in motels, working sunup to sundown, being told what to eat (i.e., no foods that make you drowsy) and even being made to have abortions.
I think the takeaway from all of this is you should never buy anything in a parking lot that isn't drugs.
Weirder than that, but just as sketchy, are those kids "selling" magazine subscriptions in parking lots. I know a few people who bought from them, only to get nothing in return. I've also met people who claimed to have gotten their subscriptions, so make of that what you will. I have heard weird stories of gypsy-like groups traveling in packed vans, living in motels, working sunup to sundown, being told what to eat (i.e., no foods that make you drowsy) and even being made to have abortions.
I think the takeaway from all of this is you should never buy anything in a parking lot that isn't drugs.
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Those are usually cults. Moonies did that specific shit for instance.
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You trusted those shady meatmen? For reals? Then tell me guys, how does human flesh taste?
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Nick Caccamisi used to be very active on the old Portal of Evil website, where he was an amazingly dumb and obnoxious ultra-lefty. He eventually left because people were making fun of him and his claims to be a "poet". It's no surprise to see him orbiting Lowtax. I don't imagine he's done anything significant with his life. Well, what do you know, he hasn't. 
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Holy shit, talk about a blast from the past. I remember him having a hate boner for the police and being "punk rock". Looking back i regret all the time i spent there when so many posters turned out to be such massive faggots.Nick Caccamisi used to be very active on the old Portal of Evil website, where he was an amazingly dumb and obnoxious ultra-lefty. He eventually left because people were making fun of him and his claims to be a "poet". It's no surprise to see him orbiting Lowtax. I don't imagine he's done anything significant with his life. Well, what do you know, he hasn't.
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Lol, I vaguely remember giving ol' Nick C. the business about how he was a worthless sack of shit with no talent and no future. He would get so mad he couldn't string a coherent sentence together, so he'd fall back on calling everyone nazis. Everyone was a nazi. He'd show us all, man, he'd crash the system. It's hilarious he ended up a junkie with multiple trips to the funny farm, as recently as six months ago. He's got to be in his late 40's at least. And he still thinks being a punk rock dirtbag junkie commie is the coolest, most valid way to live life.
RapidUnplannedDisassembly
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Nick Caccamisi used to be very active on the old Portal of Evil website, where he was an amazingly dumb and obnoxious ultra-lefty. He eventually left because people were making fun of him and his claims to be a "poet". It's no surprise to see him orbiting Lowtax. I don't imagine he's done anything significant with his life. Well, what do you know, he hasn't.
I read that April 1st post of his. It looks like community college freshman composition 101 poetry module homework. It looks like something William Shatner would read on open mic night in a 1971 coffee house to a bunch of strung out trend-addicted "they're just in a phase" hippie rich kids.
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It's just typical junkie "I'm totally a deep writer" shit. He has as little talent at writing as he has at life. Decades of failure, what a wasted life. I honestly don't know why he hasn't killed himself yet, other than his deep junkie selfishness. He's never going to throw you any money, Lowtax, if he had twenty spare dollars he'd spike it into his arm.
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I google'd this whole bootleg meat racket, and yeah it's a thing. I asked my Stepmom and apparently they do it with lobsters too, since she was accosted by a shady lobster salesman once. But yeah, the weird part is the dude knocking on my door to sell it at midnight. That is one aggressive, dedicated bootleg meat salesman. Unless the meat was just a code word for meth. I lived in what the show 'Breaking Bad' referred to as a "crystal palace". Apartment building in the sketchiest part of Spokane where meth was a really popular commodity.I know that meat trucks are a thing, but isn't the sketchy part of the story that the man showed up in the middle of the night?
Man, wish I could've sued Lowtax. I don't know if seeking out someone's anonymous GoFundMe, which was purposely made anonymous due to the embarrassing state of their dental situation, and then publicly IDing them to that GoFundMe is illegal, but it'd be fun if it was. It's a damn hard shot below the belt, to be sure.
The ironic thing is though, that Lowtax habitually threatens to sue people for 'Defamation of Character', while the reality is the only one who has defamed Lowtax's character IS Lowtax himself, through his own vile and legally nebulous actions. He threatened to sue me for defamation. Threw in a violent threat or two as well. He even got Shmorky to give him my parents phone number and called my parents at 2 in the morning and yelled at them that he was going to sue me (they just laughed). Needless to say, nothing ever came of it. It's good enough for me that at least that one Mod quit due to him IDing me to that GoFundMe and took a good chunk of SAs spaghetti string code with him.
Honestly, Ashli has a pretty solid defamation case if she wanted to go for it. Again - a defamation case is defined by 'slander resulting in financial loss/loss of job prospects or endangering personal safety'. I still have the screenshots of all the death threats goons were throwing at me in my teeth thread, that Lowtax allowed to stay up, and not even hand out so much as a probation for, (thread is still up by the way.) It would not be difficult to prove that LowT is defaming her on a platform of users that could be considered a potential threat to her safety, or would go out of their way to sabotage employment for her - I know the goon 'Koalas March' basically does that as a hobby.
Question - Did LowT pull the same shit with Megan that he did with Ashli? Smearing her and the details of their marriage/divorce all over SA? That was a bit before my time. He talked some shit about Megan in front of me, so did Shmorky, so I imagine he must have run his mouth about her online as well.
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that's so god damn ludicrous but so utterly lowtax. I love that shmorky agreed to it too.
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Is @Mandarys Milan II the crazy chick from the Schmorky video screaming about Joos? I only know the things from Jersh's Schmorky stream.
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When Ashlii was trying to be an active mod for a few weeks just after learning she was pregnant - she mentioned stories Lowtax had told her about how Megan didn't like the kids using terms like "hell" and some other mild typical mom/ Christian house rules stuff that he felt were examples of her being a sucky mom. He also whined on twitter around that time about how the youngest had massive anxiety issues if she was made to visit him, which he implied to be thanks to his ex-wife. Said details are rather embarrassing for a growing kid who could run into those details someday.
So yes there's a pattern there. I also wouldn't doubt that Grandma plays into it too. She was super keen to demand Ashlii get deported for the crime of finding mommies lil benzo fiend impossible to live with.
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Yes. Every now and then I go back and listen to it for a good laugh. My acute Schizophrenia episodes are terrifying at the time, but they are hilarious in retrospect, even to me. That video was taken after Shmorky stopped me from taking my meds, and unmedicated Schizophrenia is a helluva spectacle.
Wasn't his middle kid having anxiety to the point where she would bite her nails until her fingers bled and wet the bed? I remember seeing that posted around here somewhere. Jesus, makes you wonder what the fuck was going on in that house with him. I'm sure his daughters would've rather dealt with mom's Christian rules than be left with the manic yelling man who passes out all the time.
It's weird that Shmorky badmouthed Megan to me even more than LowT did. Whenever he started talking about the girls he'd say "You know, Megan hit those girls. She hit them all the time. And she made them give their pets away. She traumatized them." LowT bitched to me too about how Megan made them give their pets away out of spite. But being it came out of LowTs mouth, and then regurgitated by Shmorky, I'm sure it's a lie.
I met LowTs mom too. She didn't rub me the right way. Probably because she's basically Lowtax with a wig and pencil skirt on. Same face, same mannerisms, and same smug, haughty attitude.
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true but his mom finish law school and became productive.
Yo @Mandarys Milan II, I cant pull the thread but back in 2018 Chris hadwick a Comedian Vocie Actor, starter of a successful nerd cutlure comedy site that he sold for millions and dater of a hearst heiress oh and host of the AMC's talking dead
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Fuck I realize he s just a few years older than Lowtax
His ex tried to me too him and lowtax basically went full fucking white knight for his accuser which became a big nothing burger the ex was jilted.
I find it odd cause I believe lowtax was honestly going full retard about emotional abuse is the same a physical and Chris is a very very bad man.
Since you ve delt with richard do you think he was just thirsty for chris s ex or just jealous that chris was more successful than him?
Yo @Mandarys Milan II, I cant pull the thread but back in 2018 Chris hadwick a Comedian Vocie Actor, starter of a successful nerd cutlure comedy site that he sold for millions and dater of a hearst heiress oh and host of the AMC's talking dead
Chris Hardwick - Wikipedia
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Fuck I realize he s just a few years older than Lowtax
His ex tried to me too him and lowtax basically went full fucking white knight for his accuser which became a big nothing burger the ex was jilted.
I find it odd cause I believe lowtax was honestly going full retard about emotional abuse is the same a physical and Chris is a very very bad man.
Since you ve delt with richard do you think he was just thirsty for chris s ex or just jealous that chris was more successful than him?