Containment Twitter 4/15/20 - Chris roleplaying as Sonichu

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Wonder if he'll still be smugly crowing 'Kra-Kow!' when Gen 5 starts on schedule?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

We know how this ends, Chris realized the merge ain't happening, so he word salad bs his way to explain the soul swap. Everything back to normal. Buuttt, the merch is still happening. Yadi-yada.
But damn, didn't realize Babscon was THAT important to Chris.

When there's nothing going on in his life, unfortunately pretty much. Chris doesn't even write the comics anymore; just uses Sonichu as an ad for the merge/use of powers. The only people in his life are his mom and enablers who just care about being associated with him for the wrong reasons. Soon enough, Chris will be living in those convention halls.

 

[The Dude]

Today's 4/20, so it's Sonichu's birthday according to Idea Guy's lore. Originally it was March 17, the day Chris made that high school CD project.

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Stupid Chri...uh, I mean "Sonichu". You don't think up your own nicknames. That's not how nicknames work. A nickname is given to you by someone else, often a friend or loved one, but not always. And Sonichu's nickname isn't "Zappy", it is "Fucktarded Recolor".

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

But damn, didn't realize Babscon was THAT important to Chris.

Ponycons have been the only highlight of Chris's year for the last 2-3 years. He went batshit insane after 2018's version, going to his church in fake pony ears and a unicorn horn headband, when everyone was in the immediate aftermath of the Charlottesville omgneonazis march. It's pretty safe to say that Chris is living for the next ponycon, where he gets to skip around merrily, believing everyone loves him and he's giving sage advice to the voice actors.

Chris was looking forward to babscon like a five year old looks forward to xmas. And he has the same response to it being cancelled as a five year old would, too.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Soon enough, Chris will be living in those convention halls.

UK IDK if you were here when Chris went to the last bc but at one point because someone said Chris looked like a wastelander in mad Max driving the van while decked out in pony and geek gear. I and a few other kiwis briefly mentioned that if the world ever went to shit, well moreso than now. He and all the other bronies would flock back to Baltimore to turn the ruins of the convention center into a raider fortress based on their little "subculture." think Nuka world if it was run by people worse than a pack of deranged, degenerate, smelly unwashed savages.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

UK IDK if you were here when Chris went to the last bc but at one point because someone said Chris looked like a wastelander in mad Max driving the van while decked out in pony and geek gear. I and a few other kiwis briefly mentioned that if the world ever went to shit, well moreso than now. He and all the other bronies would flock back to Baltimore to turn the ruins of the convention center into a raider fortress based on their little "subculture." think Nuka world if it was run by people worse than a pack of deranged, degenerate, smelly unwashed savages.

At least those savage would do something to keep themselves organized. Chris would be the first one to proclaim leader because goddess powers. Then be challenged and lose.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

At least those savage would do something to keep themselves organized. Chris would be the first one to proclaim leader because goddess powers. Then be challenged and lose.

Mad Chris, the Road Sped:

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Just walk away. Leave your Legos, your vidya, your Funko Pops and just walk away. I promise to grant you safe passage through the wasteland.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Mad Chris, the Road Sped:

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His role will riding on the short bus and getting in fights with other sped in an attempt to be the first one out.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Mad Chris, the Road Sped:

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Thank you I was waiting for somebody to make this and it's amazing

At least those savage would do something to keep themselves organized. Chris would be the first one to proclaim leader because goddess powers. Then be challenged and lose.

Yeah if Chris tried to be overboss the ones familiar with fallout 4 would say he'd be worse than colter then either put him in the slave pens or make him a jester if he's lucky cause in many ways he already is one.

 

[Tikbalang]

I don't know why it took me so long to realize this: but this body swap with sonichu makes no damn sense within the confines of chris's narrative.

Chris 'has' a body in his cwci world, and can inhabit it as he wills. There's no need for Sonichu to babysit chris's ham-based body unless chris is punishing Sonichu with the worst version of 'go to the corner' imaginable. I mean, as @Tikbalang said chris can just go to interact with ponies and sonichu whenever he wants, supposedly. Nothing's stopping him, yet he's willfully excluding his 'son' for unexplained reasons.

That reminds me

Chris waste his imagination energy to go freaky friday. He can simply just use astral projection to horsecon just like the "wedding" he wasn't invited to
He talked to Large Marge

 

[The Un-Clit]

In the Road Warrior/Mad Max universe, Chris would be 'The Toady', the guy who sings the praises of the Lord Humongous and then tries to catch the bladed boomerang only to lose all his fingers while the rest of the raiders laugh their ass off at the sped, then drive away without giving him a ride back.

 

[JULAY]

Jezum Crowe there's a simple solution to this that doesn't involve all this bs. There's another con still scheduled for July, trotcon in Ohio. why doesn't lardass just wait for that one? Oh no he can't just wait for one that scheduled itself later in the year he has has to have everything he wants now like a spoiled brat.

There is also seaquestria which rescheduled it's to September but Chris made the ban list on that one preemptively

Chris has had a bad track record with trips to Ohio.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

In the Road Warrior/Mad Max universe, Chris would be 'The Toady', the guy who sings the praises of the Lord Humongous and then tries to catch the bladed boomerang only to lose all his fingers while the rest of the raiders laugh their ass off at the sped, then drive away without giving him a ride back.

You don't think he'd make a good Benno? He was the retard manchild on the old lady's farm from the first movie. He also showed up in the second movie as one of the victims tied to a pole on Lord Humungus's front bumper. The directors of these films had a habit of reusing actors in different parts in subsequent films to include Toe Cutter/Imortan Joe.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris has had a bad track record with trips to Ohio.

Imagine chris drive for hours and the exact address to the "trotcon" turns out to be a psychiatric hospital

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Imagine chris drive for hours and the exact address to the "trotcon" turns out to be a psychiatric hospital

took a look at the hotel trotcon's at, but I noticed something when I typed Crowne Plaza into google maps. There's two in relatively close proximity. One north of columbus and one in downtown. Presumably, chris could get lost in the middle of downtown columbus for hours before he gets pointed in the right direction.

 

[A Grey Cat]

took a look at the hotel trotcon's at, but I noticed something when I typed Crowne Plaza into google maps. There's two in relatively close proximity. One north of columbus and one in downtown. Presumably, chris could get lost in the middle of downtown columbus for hours before he gets pointed in the right direction.

wonder if he'd end up in that old ghetto he got lost in when he thought he was rescuing julay. Though really I think that experience is the one major reason he won't go to trotcon and or back to Ohio in general.


Anyway better get back on topic lest we have the thread locked or comments removed.


Unless Chris says via tweet or video that sonichu will be piloting "momma's" body indefinitely I give this little charade a week or so unless the lowdown conditions in VA are kept in place or become stricter.

 

[Xerxes IX]

Thank you I was waiting for somebody to make this and it's amazing



Yeah if Chris tried to be overboss the ones familiar with fallout 4 would say he'd be worse than colter then either put him in the slave pens or make him a jester if he's lucky cause in many ways he already is one.

I hope to god Chris doesn't know what Fallout Equestria is. The only thing that could be more autistic than that fanfic universe is Chris' version of it.

 

[The Un-Clit]

You don't think he'd make a good Benno? He was the exceptional individual manchild on the old lady's farm from the first movie. He also showed up in the second movie as one of the victims tied to a pole on Lord Humungus's front bumper. The directors of these films had a habit of reusing actors in different parts in subsequent films to include Toe Cutter/Imortan Joe.

He could be an okay Benno, but I've really developed an image in my head of Chris wearing a fur-lined Bicorne and screamin "The Ayatollah of Rock n' Rollah!!" before introducing The Big Man himself.

(I also like the theory that Humongous was really Goose, back from the first movie after being horribly burned and turned bandit lord instead of dying. He DID have a very similar pistol, after all!)

 

[A Grey Cat]

I hope to god Chris doesn't know what Fallout Equestria is. The only thing that could be more autistic than that fanfic universe is Chris' version of it.

Nah that series may be an autistic hodgepodge similar to Chris's own hybrid abomination, but at least it's somewhat competently written. It's too long and doesn't hold back on the violence. It'd be like asking him to read something like Atlas shrugged . He won't do it because he'd get bored or squicked out because the characters can and do actually die.


Also when Max machad mentioned take me home country roads in the livestream and Chris said he knew that one. I was initially tempted to think he picked it up from fallout 76 but he probably listened to it from Bob's old record collection.