Wuhan Coronavirus - COVID-19 Analysis & Summary - This is not just fucking pneumonia. It is everything but the kitchen sink. Lungs, heart, kidneys, liver, brain, blood vessels, testes. It affects them all.

[not william stenchever]

I psychoanalyzed gravity after dropping a ton of bricks onto my feet and found it to be a malicious sociopath

 

[derpherp2]

Jesus fucking christ, stop pretending to know what psychology even is.

A lot of people make poor life decisions and engage in “shitty and stupid behavior” because they’re mentally ill and engage in compulsive patterns of self-harm.

It's a chicken-or-egg scenario and you ain't no farmer cloppino.

But to put it simply, most people with mental illness aren't mentally retarded - barring people like you (and no, being an autist doesn't mean you have savant syndrome). So aside from whatever treatment they have for their mental illness, they're fine. The main problem is that the fringe cases are so rare there's no funding to figure out a treatment other than psychiatry (since that industry is fucking scummy).

Does bullying the mentally ill make you feel big? Does it make you feel special? Everything that KF singles people out for is pretty much because they have a diagnosable condition under the DSM-5.

You really need to actually read the DSM-V instead of pretending you did. Each illness has specific time frames, symptoms, and miscellaneous other shit.

Depression, anxiety, and gender dysphoria are all real things. They’re not made up. Upon learning of a pandemic virus, normal people don’t have screaming fits of panic so bad that they need fucking buspar to deal with them.

Gender Dysphoria is made up because the APA and apparently the WHO decided it isn't related to body dysmorphia, which I assume is because there are studies done about how trying to conform to your warped perception of your body (ie. plastic surgery addicts) both makes you look hideous, and is ineffective in actually treating the dysmorphia - and they wanted to cash in on reassignment surgeries and hormone treatments.

While depression and anxiety is real the definiton and criteria is so broad you could either be a crippled paranoid and/or suicidal retard or just mildly sad about something for 6 months or longer.

But you wouldn't know that would you? lol.

I’m not angry. I’m just disappointed.

Imagine thinking anyone gives a shit.

Frankly, it shouldn’t be all that surprising to people that a community like Kiwi Farms exists. After all, here in America, it is considered socially acceptable to incarcerate the mentally ill at much higher rates than the rest of the public:

"We're putting people in prison whose only crime is mental illness"

PBS' "Bedlam" director Ken Rosenberg spoke to Salon about how incarceration won out over hospitalization

www.salon.com

Ah yes, salon is truly the leading source of psychological bullshit. Especially an article trying to sell a movie.

REEEEEEEEE PITY ME

lolno.

 

[Horusdidnothingwrong]

This thread is still going? I love it. So tell me spedboi, hows your 'ronapocalypse theories holding up after a month of absolutely nothing

 

[Ivan Shatov]

I mean, it’s not like anything you guys are doing can compare with literally throwing people in prison or giving them lobotomies or electroshock therapy. Frankly, being doxed and bullied rates pretty low on the list of society’s transgressions against the mentally ill.

People pick on the Farmers for what you guys do, as if it’s a special and unique sin, and yet, they turn a blind eye to the fact that society frequently does far, far worse. It’s not just one little forum. The mistreatment of the mentally ill is a widespread, endemic problem.

Listen, was scouting out some land near Las Vegas a few years ago. The city lives in a valley, all the land around it is tightly controlled by the Government. If you want to develop anything, it's a major project and you don't want to pick out the wrong parcel. There's mining, there's ground water concerns, there's base rock, etc, you really need to know the geology long before you start talking to Dept of Interior.

Discovered a 50s Chevy under the sand. Had 3 skeletons in it, police said the mafia used the desert as a graveyard. New crime scenes keep coming up as city limits expanded. I asked if the ex-people in the car were in the mob. He said no, the guys in the business were taken over the mountains, only cheaters and freaks took the ride down towards Jean.

Point of this story - society has always dealt with crazies directly and effectively. The Internet makes finding them more efficient while reducing the potential for violence due to distance. In particular, doxing has an interventionist affect on their actions. Once knows they've been doxxed, their attention turns to the Internet. This absolutely helps some of these cows, the ones who would be shot in the head and stuck in a dumpster if they did this shit in front of people IRL. Once they know they're being watched, the use their newfound clout to waste time arguing with other speds online, it helps them clean up their act.

Some of them, anyways.

The Farms exists in service to society. We save lives through our work and have a good time watching the spectacle. Can't imagine anything more wholesome than that.

These SJWs you're talking about, the ones who try to make us out to be monsters. Create threads about them, let's look them over and see what they have going on. The Farms has enemies, they are very entertaining and it would be selfish not to share.

And buy guns. You want to talk about how the world has flipped, fucking act like it. There's a non-zero chance of economic and societal collapse over the next few years. Should the laws stop being relevant, should we find ourselves in a transitional justice period - every Kiwi has a duty to deliver a mercy to those cows we track. They could not exist outside this decadent, indulgent world that permits even the weakest to survive. Leaving them to suffer in a harsher, more violent one would be as cruel as never noticing, there are those who would torture them for their delight.

That must never be permitted.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Sperging about important people

The difference between all those people and you, David Clop, is that they all accomplished something.

Love him or hate him, Obama managed to go from a lowly Chicago race hustler to the president to a multimillionaire in just under two decades.
You doomer-sperg about COVID-19 and mil-sperg with Mike Sparks.

Love him or hate him, Trump is a successful billionaire investor and real estate mogul who became president and has managed to turn American politics inside-out.
You had to cheat on a test and lie on a physical to get a job.

Love him or hate him, Zuckerborg created a pioneer social media website that most people in the developed world have used or heard of, making millions of dollars while doing so.
You came to KiwiFarms thinking that changing your name from "Train Dodger" to "Drain Todger" was clever.

Hate him or hate him, Xi rose to the ranks of one of the most cut-throat political systems in the world and has led his country on a war path of soft power expansion across the globe and hard power projection in Southeast Asia.
You jerk it to pony tranny inflation fetish shit, and you seem to think its normal.

 

[Vince McMahon]

Dave, you were given an opportunity to leave, you were given compassionate advice (not at all bullying, mind you). Yet you continue to do your doom and gloom shtick, while effectively seething with both contempt and delusions of grandeur. What the fuck did you expect, sweetheart?

Your certificate of terminal spediness was signed, sealed and delivered on time, basically.

You speak of Weltschmerz. Do you know what causes me Weltschmerz? People, who have their own opinion but for some reason present it as absolute truth. You are a dishonest, mentally ill, contemptuous, uppity and a very annoying sped. You have no experience, you have no credentials but most importantly, you haven't even bothered to obfuscate your Internet footprint to a basic, BITCH, BASIC degree, so that it wouldn't be used against you.

You whine about bullying but have you considered others? Do you actually have some human fucking empathy to put yourself in someone else's shoes and consider, that some people mocking you may do so, because they want to protect themselves from uncertainty this event has brought about? If you don't give a fuck about the feelings of others, why the fuck should we give a fuck about your feelings and your buttery tears, you obese no-good fatass chunk of rotten lard?

God is gracious and what I say is very mean but sometimes these things have to be said.

TLDR: David, pls.

 

[Yotsubaaa]

The Farms exists in service to society. We save lives through our work and have a good time watching the spectacle. Can't imagine anything more wholesome than that.

Fuck that. That sounds gay as hell. Again, I ask: what's wrong with just laughing at speds? There doesn't need to be some grand benevolent (or malevolent) purpose to it.

 

[DidYouJustSayThat]

Fuck that. That sounds gay as hell. Again, I ask: what's wrong with just laughing at speds? There doesn't need to be some grand benevolent (or malevolent) purpose to it.

Speak for yourself, degenerate. I for one, joined farms after direct command by God, delivered in the middle of the night by the 13th apostle - Rufus - the message was simple "join the farms and laugh at speds".

 

[Tookie]

Based on my brief contact with Kiwi Farms, I think I have a pretty good profile of the average Farmer.

Very aggressive Type A personality. Perfectionist. Goes out of their way to find faults in others. Lanky and malnourished-looking ectomorphs, and probably hormonally-imbalanced, with slender piano-playing faggot fingers, but uses avatars of well-built, masculine, block-headed people like John Goodman and John Wayne to come across as intimidating. Listens to Eurobeat, Dance, and Techno and whatever else has just the right sadomasochistic vibe. Fascist-adjacent, but makes fun of fascists, too. Wants desperately to relive their years as a high school bully, but can't quite pull it off as an adult without being ridiculed by polite society. Deeply insecure about their own autistic tendencies and astronomical power levels. Spends all day picking on "spergs", "troons", "furfags", et cetera, as a form of ritual flagellation to suppress those tendencies in themselves and reassure themselves of their ideological purity. Fear of being discovered, halaled, and targeted by one's peers encourages cult-like conformity and discourages any displays of individuality whatsoever.

Am I getting warmer?

Pretty wordy post when you could have just summed us up as "dickgirls,"

 

[haurchefant]

David, why do you keep coming back and what do you hope to get out of this place now that your infamy is spreading throughout the website?

 

[gangweedfan]

god dave please stop ranting about society no one wants to read your Gang weed fanfic. most of us are just here for cringe not to bully people. so if you act cringy on this site dont be surprised when we all make fun of you. all you have to do is leave if you are annoyed. from my understanding people on this site dont usually harass people irl.

 

[Clem Fandango]

I get that you hate me for being the bearer of bad news. I get that nobody wants to think COVID-19 is a brain-eating airborne virus. That's cool. I totally understand.

But the facts are the facts, and it's all right there, staring you in the face.

I didn't make this thread to get my rocks off spouting doom. I didn't make it to stroke my ego tenderly like Ernst Stavro Blofeld stroking his cat, either. I made this thread because I am livid at the media for withholding this information from the public. I want people informed and I want them to take every precaution they can.

Don't give me that crap. You clearly did make this thread to jill yourself off doomposting. That's why you've been creating identikit threads on every forum you came across over the whole internet.

Because the doom excites you. You've said you've been researching and preparing for an apocalyptic event for years. When the coronavirus hit it was like your ship finally came in. You were going to be a hero, like in your favourite animes! Except it didn't turn out like that, did it? The megavirus is turning out to be a damp squib, and in all actuality it looks like things are going to be just fine for most people.

The really funny thing though, is even if covid was the ultimate killer you wanted it to be, you still wouldn't be a hero. Because you're you. A fat sack of shit. People have already pointed this out, but there are things you could have been doing to help out: doing shopping for elderly or vulnerable people in your community, picking up people's medication, etc. But you haven't. You've just been playing videogames, posting on forums, and masturbating to cartoon pony 'cumflation' porn. Even in the minor emergency you were exposed to, your "research" was worthless and you helped precisely zero people, even though you probably could have helped some people if you got off your fat ass. Instead, you're just a jackass with a bunch of useless radios. Your main contribution was giving kiwi farmers some laughs.

 

[AmpleApricots]

Well tbh, if I was that guy I'd also like the world to end (me).

 

[Benisinbagina]

Dave, if you're wrong, then you're a fat autist who spent thousands of dollars on useless equipment and thousands of hours pissing in the ocean of piss that is this forum.

If you're right, all of that still applies, but you'll also die of the coof.

 

[SIGSEGV]

violating basic psych 101 rules in the process

What rules did he violate? I'm not disagreeing with you (it's David, of course he fucked it up), just curious. That, and I like seeing his bullshit get torn apart.

 

[Tempesta]

No friends

How ironic, you were jacking off to a cartoon that teaches you "the magic of friendship" and yet you don't even have a friend

 

[derpherp2]

What rules did he violate? I'm not disagreeing with you (it's David, of course he fucked it up), just curious. That, and I like seeing his bullshit get torn apart.

For one thing psychoanalysis isn't really as respected as it used to be (and I think barely respected anymore for most things other than therapy for some shit) since you are quite literally telling people who they are while trying to disagree with who they think they are - which again, might be good for some psychoses but not for normal faggotry, Also counseling =/= psychoanalysis, there's some weird distinction between the two, and I zoned out when it was explained to me.

For another, a lot of the personality theory shit is so vague by design it's a bit pointless to "type" people - for example "Type A" can range from anger issues to just being ambitous, there is no method to measure the intensity of each trait or even measure if the trait exists in the individual in the first place, much less an entire fucking community. MBTI would be better, but again, this entire field is a fucking minefield of bad ideas and trying to quantify personalities via massive correlational studies like colors = sad, or rock = mellow, or cat = loser.

For another, sourcing your claims is key to this kind of shit - or you'll end up looking like you're projecting (ie. his utter need to say I TOLD YOU SO LOSERS HAHAHHAHA, is proof of his deep seated need to be validated, supported by his attempt at 'casting a wide net' by claiming knowledge on multiple topics in multiple areas on multiple forums using multiple identities)- which also means trying to profile an entire community, without even some form of sociological data/demographic is both retarded and pointless.

Fourth, you have to be as unibiased as possible, I don't think someone desperately trying to rationalize why the farms and reality itself hates him, is an unbiased stance.

Psychology is the most clout/analysis-based of the soft sciences, which means this is even more retarded than trying to build laser guns to fight in the desert, or changing the entire agricultural industry cuz something about dirt. It is also retardedly easy to comprehend at a surface level that I'm baffled how he failed so badly at doing that, like dude it barely has any of the academia bullshit of making esoteric terms.

tl;dr - Retard tried to psychoanalyze a blank slate, thought the reflection from it was farmers, but surprise it's him. Also obvious he's doing it in an attempt to be a master at baiting, but surprise, no one gives a shit.

 

[Ivan Shatov]

For one thing psychoanalysis isn't really as respected as it used to be (and I think barely respected anymore for most things other than therapy for some shit) since you are quite literally telling people who they are while trying to disagree with who they think they are - which again, might be good for some psychoses but not for normal faggotry, Also counseling =/= psychoanalysis, there's some weird distinction between the two, and I zoned out when it was explained to me.

For another, a lot of the personality theory shit is so vague by design it's a bit pointless to "type" people - for example "Type A" can range from anger issues to just being ambitous, there is no method to measure the intensity of each trait or even measure if the trait exists in the individual in the first place, much less an entire fucking community. MBTI would be better, but again, this entire field is a fucking minefield of bad ideas and trying to quantify personalities via massive correlational studies like colors = sad, or rock = mellow, or cat = loser.

For another, sourcing your claims is key to this kind of shit - or you'll end up looking like you're projecting (ie. his utter need to say I TOLD YOU SO LOSERS HAHAHHAHA, is proof of his deep seated need to be validated, supported by his attempt at 'casting a wide net' by claiming knowledge on multiple topics in multiple areas on multiple forums using multiple identities)- which also means trying to profile an entire community, without even some form of sociological data/demographic is both exceptional and pointless.

Fourth, you have to be as unibiased as possible, I don't think someone desperately trying to rationalize why the farms and reality itself hates him, is an unbiased stance.

Psychology is the most clout/analysis-based of the soft sciences, which means this is even more exceptional than trying to build laser guns to fight in the desert, or changing the entire agricultural industry cuz something about dirt. It is also retardedly easy to comprehend at a surface level that I'm baffled how he failed so badly at doing that, like dude it barely has any of the academia bullshit of making esoteric terms.

tl;dr - exceptional individual tried to psychoanalyze a blank slate, thought the reflection from it was farmers, but surprise it's him. Also obvious he's doing it in an attempt to be a master at baiting, but surprise, no one gives a shit.

Armchair psychoanalysts will always exist. It's a form of narcissism to say you know someone's internal composition better than they do, the big 5 drives are a convenient way to make someone doubt themselves while making yourself look like God.

The only thing that was learned is Kiwis are so generous in spirit, we will devote time to weirdos like this. We already look at cows, the fact we will talk to one is just more proof of the strength of our diverse, inclusive and welcoming community.

We should all pat ourselves on the back.

 

[Home Again]

[ . . . ]
We should all pat ourselves on the back.

And high praise getting added to the tail-end of an increasingly prominent list of scapegoats for his bad decisions. He didn't make himself this way; no, it all started when his sister... but then his mom, but no really it was dad, but wait no his job, just hold on it was society, but then again the oligarchy... until we finally reach apotheosis, it was the Kiwis all along.

 

[Sped Xing]

I am enjoying Drain's psychobabble far more than his fake medical knowledge.