Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mr. Manchester]

Bob doesn't do it for me anymore. If you asked me two years ago, then it would be true. He's so pathetic that he has to shill his degree like it's something fancy.

You have my envy. I guess his giant malformed head is pretty funny. Like, dude can complain about the horrible system he lives in while getting welfare from tards on the internet, but he'll always have that giant head.

I'd like to see him next to sockness some day.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

I wonder what he'll be thinking

Bob doesn't do it for me anymore. If you asked me two years ago, then it would be true. He's so pathetic that he has to shill his degree like it's something fancy.

Yeah, he's just pathetic now; it's not even that funny. It's reaching 'old man reeeee's at clouds' level of dumb.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Yeah, he's just pathetic now; it's not even that funny. It's reaching 'old man reeeee's at clouds' level of dumb.

I'll keep saying it, Bob is truly fascinating to me. I do not know how a man who's so well off claims to have no money. I do not know how a man can be this inept and still have a paying gig, outside of government work. I do not know how a man can be this apoplectic all the time with out suffering a stroke. I do not know how a man can continue to spew such inane vitriol and still have people who will "agree" with him. I do not know how man can be so desperate to get away from his own humanity and yet claim to be one of us.

I understand perfectly the Bob burnout but for me he is a flabby train wreck that's been continuously running off the rails for years. It's horrifying and captivating, like a lava lamp filled with his three hot sauce chicken blend.

 

[Dukect]

You know its funny that this thread is longer than the Coronavirus mega thread in happenings and what's going to be even funnier is when this is all over bobby thread will still be longer than Coronavirus mega-thread *Insert Corona-chan joke about Moviebob here*

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

You know its funny that this thread is longer than the Coronavirus mega thread in happenings and what's going to be even funnier is when this is all over bobby thread will still be longer than Coronavirus mega-thread *Insert Corona-chan joke about Moviebob here*

Corona-chan hasn't come to see bob yet. Maybe even she won't touch him over an old pervert. *obligatory corona virus joke*

 

[vern]

The reason Bob looks so deformed is because he has an ectomorph body. It's not predisposed to being fat (that's an endomorph body). However, he lives such a sedentary lifestyle and eats such unhealthy food in such large portions that he bloats up. And since his body type naturally isn't fat, he looks like an abomination.

Question is when did he start gaining weight since there is a old highschool photo of him somewhere in the thread showing he was already a fat fuck, and another that has him looking normal sized as a young kid (think that one is in one of the updated OPs)
I'm gonna guess somewhere in middleschool, which if true means he has spent almost 25 years in a body type he's not built for.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Question is when did he start gaining weight since there is a old highschool photo of him somewhere in the thread showing he was already a fat fuck, and another that has him looking normal sized as a young kid (think that one is in one of the updated OPs)
I'm gonna guess somewhere in middleschool, which if true means he has spent almost 25 years in a body type he's not built for.

He was probably eating like a champ and not moving like a lump in his early teens already; and then just didn't stop through his teens so the natural weight loss and muscle bulk you get during your teens did nothing for him and he just carried on with his shitty life style choices into adulthood.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Out of curiosity, how close is Chris (bob's brother) close to being a miserable cretin similar to Bob?

At PAX East you got the feeling Chris was trying to tag along with Blob to get an idea for how being a Youtuber worked. From the worst poasible source, but lmao.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Bob probably always ate too much, but as a child he ran around and was active enough to stay human-shaped. That all ended the day Bob got a Nintendo. That was the end of Bob's physical activity. From then on, it was all about sitting around being hypnotized by the little moving lights on the screen, while still powering down whatever food happened to be on hand. The little lights didn't care that Bob was getting fatter. Mario didn't care that Bob was a loser with no friends. The Mushroom Kingdom didn't have teachers who thought Bob was an emotionally disturbed dullard. So that's where Bob stayed. Mentally inside the Mushroom Kingdom with Mario and the rest of his pals. Physically, planted firmly on his ass getting fatter and greasier and more socially inept.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Bob "The Moviebob" Chipman, for when "eat the rich" is too pedestrian for your superior tastes.

Spoiler: "dumbest motherfuckers in your country"

https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1252588762040762374

https://archive.vn/CNz2n

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But it is the correct take to be running if you're a bubbling vat of hatred of anyone that could be quantified as successful and you need those sweet dopamine rushes from other miserable cretins as you've run off any other person due to your rhetoric.

I have this to say to Bob: fuck off, you Yankee cretin. Canada already has strict gun laws, including a handgun registry. That hasn't stopped Toronto from descending into gang violence because criminals don't give a flying fuck about the law. Additionally, mass shootings are exceedingly rare in Canada. Yes, it's possibly because Canada has no equivalent to the Second Amendment and largely see guns as a tool for hunting/self-defense rather than for an organized militia. Trudeau's "stricter gun laws" serve no real purpose other than for some complacent and ignorant pinheads in the 416 to stroke their egos.

The utterly hilarious thing about Bob's statement is that Trudeau is probably the dumbest motherfucker in the Great White North who is the poster child for nepotism. He never would have gone into politics if he didn't have his daddy's name and Boomer nostalgia going for him.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

I have this to say to Bob: fuck off, you Yankee cretin. Canada already has strict gun laws, including a handgun registry. That hasn't stopped Toronto from descending into gang violence because criminals don't give a flying fuck about the law. Additionally, mass shootings are exceedingly rare in Canada. Yes, it's possibly because Canada has no equivalent to the Second Amendment and largely see guns as a tool for hunting/self-defense rather than for an organized militia. Trudeau's "stricter gun laws" serve no real purpose other than for some complacent and ignorant pinheads in the 416 to stroke their egos.

The utterly hilarious thing about Bob's statement is that Trudeau is probably the dumbest motherfucker in the Great White North who is the poster child for nepotism. He never would have gone into politics if he didn't have his daddy's name and Boomer nostalgia going for him.

It’s amusing how many liberals in the US and Canada just don’t ever seem to realize that criminals aren’t acquiring guns legally and tightening the laws hasn’t done anything anywhere it’s been done.

 

[RandomBattles]

Bob doesn't do it for me anymore. If you asked me two years ago, then it would be true. He's so pathetic that he has to shill his degree like it's something fancy.

Nah. I know Bob's no DarkSidePhil (although they look alot like), but Bob's need to play dress up as Mario makes me laugh. Combined with his genocidal fantasies he comes off as fascinating to watch.

I used to be a fan, too (before GamerGate), and still ocassionaly watch hoping he'll recover from whatever it is that made him go off the deep end, and just go back to talking about movies and games.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I have this to say to Bob: fuck off, you Yankee cretin. Canada already has strict gun laws, including a handgun registry. That hasn't stopped Toronto from descending into gang violence because criminals don't give a flying fuck about the law. Additionally, mass shootings are exceedingly rare in Canada. Yes, it's possibly because Canada has no equivalent to the Second Amendment and largely see guns as a tool for hunting/self-defense rather than for an organized militia. Trudeau's "stricter gun laws" serve no real purpose other than for some complacent and ignorant pinheads in the 416 to stroke their egos.

The utterly hilarious thing about Bob's statement is that Trudeau is probably the dumbest motherfucker in the Great White North who is the poster child for nepotism. He never would have gone into politics if he didn't have his daddy's name and Boomer nostalgia going for him.

Isn’t Trudeau a hardcore SJW or at the least panders to them in both rhetoric and policy?

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Nah. I know Bob's no DarkSidePhil (although they look alot like), but Bob's need to play dress up as Mario makes me laugh. Combined with his genocidal fantasies he comes off as fascinating to watch.

I used to be a fan, too (before GamerGate), and still ocassionaly watch hoping he'll recover from whatever it is that made him go off the deep end, and just go back to talking about movies and games.

You can’t recover from mongoloid genetics.

 

[Marche]

Why is he "eating out of cans"? has America ran out of Mountain dew to marinate everything in?

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Isn’t Trudeau a hardcore SJW or at the least panders to them in both rhetoric and policy?

Trudeau claims to be many things, but often does the opposite. For example, Tru-dope loves to flaunt his feminist credentials, but he shuffled out the Justice Minister (a First Nations woman) from her post because she wouldn't cave into his pressure to give a Quebec construction firm a sweetheart deal deal. Another prominent female cabinet minister criticized him, and he expelled both of them out of the Liberal caucus for their dissent.

He also (in)famously groped a female reporter in Creston, British Columbia twenty years but, and there are rumors that he slept with an underaged student at the posh academy he taught at before entering politics. The latter is unsubstantiated, but the more conspiratorial-minded believe that he paid her off for her silence. I'm on the fence with that one--there is something about Justin's body language around women that makes my skin crawl, and he has associated with pedophiles in the past.

Then there was that Blackface scandal that got him international attention. JT spent much of his time lecturing Canadians on the evils of racism, and even had the audacity to claim that Canadian society as a whole, "had a long way to go." Something that had me shouting, "Bullshit." Anyone with a lick of common sense knows that blackface was a huge social faux pas, even in the nineties when political correctness first gained traction. He was always a rich prick with a penchant for melodrama and role-play who was out of touch with the Canadian mainstream. @Flexo would probably recognize him as a fleshy Calculon.

In short, JT's social justice crusading is only a front for his own racist and misogynistic actions.

Of course Bob wouldn't care so long as Tru-dolt said the right thing.

 

[Positron]

Maaaan nothing makes me alog harder than dropping into the fat bob thread.

Welcome to the Induction Rite of the Brotherhood of Bob. The fire and the pain will be over soon, and what comes after is endless amusement.

[Justin Trudeau] also (in)famously groped a female reporter in Creston, British Columbia twenty years but, and there are rumors that he slept with an underaged student at the posh academy he taught at before entering politics.

In other words, a clean-shaven Devin Faraci.

Of course Bob wouldn't care so long as Tru-dolt said the right thing.

Oh I see.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

August 20, 2012
4 years later...
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Funnily enough, I think this encapsulates why so many grown-ass adults cried their eyes out when Trump won. A lot of people thought Republicans were dying out and would disappear in a decade, leaving the true and honest democrats to make the world a better place. In Bob's hyper-exaggerated version of the liberal vision, he thought they were going to get literal Star Trek. Instead, the least politically correct, least moderate, least polite *Republican* won.

In other words, a clean-shaven Devin Faraci.

Wasn't he the guy who would act like an ITG on twitter, say a bunch of SJW buzzwords and then got cancelled in a very ironic fashion? The guy Movie Bob admired as his personal hero and "someone you definitely want on your side in an internet war"?

 

[MeltyTW]

Trudeau claims to be many things, but often does the opposite. For example, Tru-dope loves to flaunt his feminist credentials you he shuffled out the Justice Minister (a First Nations woman) from her post because she wouldn't cave into his pressure to give a Quebec construction firm a sweetheart deal deal. Another prominent female cabinet minister criticized him, and he expelled both of them out of the Liberal caucus for their dissent.

He also (in)famously groped a female reporter in Creston, British Columbia twenty years but, and there are rumors that he slept with an underaged student at the posh academy he taught at before entering politics. The latter is unsubstantiated, but the more conspiratorial-minded believe that he paid her off for her silence. I'm on the fence with that one--there is something about Justin's body language around women that makes my skin crawl, and he has associated with pedophiles in the past.

Then there was that Blackface scandal that got him international attention. JT spent much of his time lecturing Canadians on the evils of racism, and even had the audacity to claim that Canadian society as a whole, "had a long way to go." Something that had me shouting, "Bullshit." Anyone with a lick of common sense knows that blackface was a huge social faux pas, even in the nineties when political correctness first gained traction. He was always a rich prick with a penchant for melodrama and role-play who was out of touch with the Canadian mainstream. @Flexo would probably recognize him as a fleshy Calculon.

In short, JT's social justice crusading is only a front for his own racist and misogynistic actions.

Of course Bob wouldn't care so long as Tru-dolt said the right thing.

Has anyone put his blackface over his "you dont belong here" rant? its the prefect contrast between so out of touch faux liberal elitism that even other left leaning people thought was making a mountain out of a mole hill and uncaring out and out racism for the sake of amusing some vapid party goers

 

[Homer Simpson]

Spoiler: "dumbest motherfuckers in your country"

https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1252588762040762374

https://archive.vn/CNz2n

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This is how you know bob is a water brained retard. If these are the same laws Justine was thinking of implementing, they will do more bad than good. Something like 95%-98% of firearms used for crimes are illegally bought. So making it harder to own guns won't be doing shit. It will just be punishing those who use fire arms for legitimate reasons.

But since it doesn't have to do with cleansing the human race, I doubt bob knows any of that.

Can we come up with a 1488 for bob. Like "We must destroy the inferior whites before they stop being complacent push over bitches"? I guess instead of 88 it would be something like 1414. Nintendo Nigga.

141414 bob.