Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Probably because racial/ ethnic minorities tend to vote for Dems. He likely views this as a sign of their intelligence rather than them being an easy demographic for Dems to pander to. He definitely views them as an easy vehicle for Dems to win elections, as evidenced here:
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August 20, 2012
4 years later...

 

[XtrmGamr719]

I'm guessing that Bob isn't getting enough of the asspats he desires on his "personal" account and so he's turning up the temp on his Hottake-o-matic on his "business" account.

Spoiler: please notice me!

These were all within an hour to minutes before this writing

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Maybe Naomi will notice him backing her on his main and verified business account?

Spoiler: Rabbit trail following muh rady

"STOP MAKING FUN OF MY LACK OF FREEDOMS AND THAT WE POISONED THE WORLD!"

alex kent on Twitter

“@HahTse @RealSexyCyborg or, *whispers*, gun control?”

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We know Bob is all about that sweet progress, Chinese style!

Naomi Wu 机械妖姬 on Twitter

“Hey- you want gun control? We'll help! Chinese politicians and media outlets should demand that Americans not have the right to bear arms. That's definitely going to help right? We'll do a huge news blitz- thank me later. So stop fucking with progress here in that same way...

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lmao where'd he get the bit about fertilizer from? Why would adding more people to the already unworking population... well to be fair Blob doesn't actually say it will help nor does he make any allusion to it he just wants it to happen...because.

He was probably surrounded by whites his entire tenure at school, they were all jealous of his handsome genius so they "bullied" him, and thus all whites are bad and should be replaced by the innocent minorities he's told are better than him thou not so much better that he'd give up his job for a single one of them.

I think the more deranged he gets, the more validation he starts seeking, as a way of telling of him that all of his insanity is worth it.

 

[Positron]

Why does Bob think replacing the under/working class with an under/working class of a differant ethnicity will solve anything as the problems are systematic. All that would really occur is the right would alter it's tact slightly like it did during the Nixon era with the dixiecrats and you'd be back to where we are now without the racial subtext to class divides and poverty

The "problem" as Bobby sees it, is that white people are living too well. This can be "solved" by bullying them off their jerbs.

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

It's actually kind of scary how closely Bob's philosophy resembles that of the Neoreactionary movement, specifically that of Nick Land:

Increasingly, there are only two basic human types populating this planet. There are autistic nerds, who alone are capable of participating effectively in the advanced technological processes that characterize the emerging economy, and there is everybody else. For everybody else, this situation is uncomfortable. The nerds are steadily finding ways to do all the things ordinary and sub-ordinary people do, more efficiently and economically, by programming machines. Only the nerds have any understanding of how this works, and — until generalized machine intelligences arrive to keep them company — only they will. The masses only know three things:

(a) They want the cool stuff the nerds are creating
(b) They don’t have anything much to offer in exchange for it
(c) They aren’t remotely happy about that

Politics across the spectrum is being pulled apart by the socio-economic fission. From Neo-Marxists to Neoreactionaries, there is a reasonably lucid understanding that nerd competence is the only economic resource that matters much anymore, while the swelling grievance of preponderant obsolescing humanity is an irresistible pander-magnet. What to do? Win over the nerds, and run the world (from the machinic back-end)? Or demagogue the masses, and ride its tsunami of resentment to political power? Either defend the nerds against the masses, or help the masses to put the nerds in their place. That’s the dilemma. Empty ‘third-way’ chatter can be expected, as always, but the real agenda will be Boolean, and insultingly easy to decode.

[...]

For the rest of humanity, exposed ever more clearly as a kind of needy detritus, bullying is all that’s left. If they can’t find a way to pocket the nerds’ lunch-money, they won’t be getting anything to eat. From this perspective, an escaping nerd is far more of an intolerable aggression than a policeman’s boot in the teeth. There’s only one popular politics at the end of the road, and that’s cage the nerds. Find a formulation for this which sounds both convincing and kinda-sorta reasonable, and the red carpet to power is rolled out before your feet.

The funny thing is that while the Neoreactionaries were Silicon Valley oligarchs, totally myopic to everything outside of their high-tech bubble, Bob is a card-carrying member of the "needy detritus" who has shit-siphoned the pop culture feeding tube to the point where he actually believes he's one of Grove's Chosen People.

 

[Flexo]

INCOMING SALT: Bob's assblasted over Trump's immigration moratorium.
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Way to fucking flat out admit that you solely want immigration because you want white people to be replaced.

Funny how he assumes it's only white people protesting. That immigrants and minorities aren't also eager and willing to get back to work.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Probably because racial/ ethnic minorities tend to vote for Dems. He likely views this as a sign of their intelligence rather than them being an easy demographic for Dems to pander to. He definitely views them as an easy vehicle for Dems to win elections, as evidenced here:
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He really has no idea how historical votings trends emerge and shift overtime does he? Trying to use social engeneering to remove other voting blocks is not only undemocratic, immoral but is also a massive waste of time and resoarces.

 

[Cleric of Autism]

Okay! So I know this isn't my first post here (just had to make a Milton joke with Bobbo's thick glasses in a basement that one time) but I wanna introduce myself here formally.
So first my confession is that I had once actually followed Movieblob, it was the late 00's and shortly after seeing Bayformers 2 and was already introduced by a former fried to Zero Punctuation on Escapist, saw Bob's angry review of it and struck a chord with me at the time. Me agreeing with his reviews didn't last all that long however, when say he dumped on John Carter (of Mars) for which I can safely assume was due to Avengers coming out later that same year and that's all he cared about, plus the fact how he was defending to the death the brilliance of Sucker Punch and Scott Pilgrim, two movies that made me both cringe and filled with misanthropic rage (for Scott Pilgrim cause every character I hated and wanted to chaingun away like I was DoomGuy, SuckerPunch I agreed with Mike form RLM's opinion), I haven't been following this thread since the beginning so I wonder how at the time

He really has no idea how historical votings trends emerge and shift overtime does he? Trying to use social engeneering to remove other voting blocks is not only undemocratic, immoral but is also a massive waste of time and resoarces.

Bob have any idea?

 

[Things Better Forgotten]

He really has no idea how historical votings trends emerge and shift overtime does he? Trying to use social engeneering to remove other voting blocks is not only undemocratic, immoral but is also a massive waste of time and resoarces.

There ya go, you just summed up Bob.

 

[MeltyTW]

A tailor from Shanghai can make a sleek bespoke suit in 3 days. How long does an American tailor take to make a suit? Four weeks? He says he lost 20 pounds in 4 weeks?
And this cheapskate, who wore a fucking polo shirt underneath the jacket, wants us to believe he didn't buy from the rack?

And that picture is actually one of the more flattering ones: Bobby merely looks like a lazily-drawn cal-art creature, rather than the indescribable abomination he usually looks like.


In this sense Bobby isn't even worth much as a "gift"; it is a given any sane and gainfully employed person is superior to Bob hence there is nothing to gloat about.

Illegals will bring us Superior Future!
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You know what else "have the right to escape circumstances that hold them back from achieving their potential"? Infectious diseases.

No Bad Tactics -- and no Bad Motivations -- as long as the target is Trump:
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d-did Bob just make the alt right argument that non white nations are just lazy pieces of shit who neglected their economy? no wonder the left are abandoning the Blobtanic

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Bob have any idea?

Does Bob have anything that isn't beetus-related?

 

[Neko GF]

https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1252596383489634308 (Archive)

Making movie reviews that no one will watch and rating about the superior future™ isn't work, Robert.

Why does Robert even pretend to be sympathetic to the working class? A quick glance through his twitter feed will show the absolute contempt he has for them.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

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Making movie reviews that no one will watch and rating about the superior future™ isn't working, Robert.

Why does Robert even pretend to be sympathetic to the working class? A quick glance through his twitter feed will show the absolute contempt he has for them.

Why does he sound like a slave owner in this? I'm being serious, it sounds like he expects those "ghouls" to be his slaves and bring him his food and stuff.

 

[King Dead]

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Making movie reviews that no one will watch and rating about the superior future™ isn't working, Robert.

Why does Robert even pretend to be sympathetic to the working class? A quick glance through his twitter feed will show the absolute contempt he has for them.

It's crazy to me that Bob is actually willing to run with the galaxy-brain take of "fuck everyone in every industry who can't work from home, they all deserve to go bankrupt." That's the exact opposite take to be running right now if you want anyone to listen to you.

I guess considering he hasn't had a job that involved leaving the house for roughly a decade or so now, he's completely ignorant of the fact that yes, bosses do want to be able to reopen their businesses so that their employees can get back to work, but not just because they're greedy Range Rover-driving bastards. The megacorps are going to take damage but for the most part will weather this storm. Small business owners are taking the brunt of the economic pain, and as it happens, many owners actually care about their staff and want them to be able to get back to supporting themselves without having to find work elsewhere, especially considering the increased competition as millions of out-of-work Americans look for something. It's a lot harder to start a business than to close it, and the more businesses that have to shut down, the worse the fallout from the Wu Flu will be.

Bob, meanwhile, considers himself part of "the REAL working class." There aren't enough words in the English language to express how wrong he is, so I won't bother. I'll just close by saying that we can add basic concepts of labor to the infinitely-long list of Things Bob Doesn't Get. Seriously, between this tweet and "being furloughed is the same as being on vacation," it feels like the last screws are coming loose and he's going fully unhinged.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Meanwhile, I ain't seen any "workers" at these "open the economy" protests - I see BOSSES with brand new Range Rovers, demanding others work.

Lol yeah, like bob has gone outside and interacted with people, sure.

Yeah, I bet all those rich celebs living it up in mansions are very concerned with the working class and deserve more praise then some nigga wanting his industrial job back. And being miffed about it.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob "The Moviebob" Chipman, for when "eat the rich" is too pedestrian for your superior tastes.

Spoiler: "dumbest motherfuckers in your country"

https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1252588762040762374

https://archive.vn/CNz2n

It's crazy to me that Bob is actually willing to run with the galaxy-brain take of "fuck everyone in every industry who can't work from home, they all deserve to go bankrupt." That's the exact opposite take to be running right now if you want anyone to listen to you.

But it is the correct take to be running if you're a bubbling vat of hatred of anyone that could be quantified as successful and you need those sweet dopamine rushes from other miserable cretins as you've run off any other person due to your rhetoric.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Bob "The Moviebob" Chipman, for when "eat the rich" is too pedestrian for your superior tastes.

Spoiler: "dumbest motherfuckers in your country"

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But it is the correct take to be running if you're a bubbling vat of hatred of anyone that could be quantified as successful and you need those sweet dopamine rushes from other miserable cretins as you've run off any other person due to your rhetoric.

Out of curiosity, how close is Chris (bob's brother) close to being a miserable cretin similar to Bob?

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Out of curiosity, how close is Chris (bob's brother) close to being a miserable cretin similar to Bob?

He's not an incredibly miserable hack of an internet personality but he is attempting to ride on the coattails of his brother's infamy fame.

 

[Mola Ram]

He's not an incredibly miserable hack of an internet personality but he is attempting to ride on the coattails of his brother's infamy fame.

Which is rather like trying to follow the romantic advice of Kenneth Pinyan, aka "Mr. Hands," aka the guy who died after letting a horse fuck him in the ass.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Maaaan nothing makes me alog harder than dropping into the fat bob thread. Here's to his future heart attack lads.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Maaaan nothing makes me alog harder than dropping into the fat bob thread. Here's to his future heart attack lads.

Bob doesn't do it for me anymore. If you asked me two years ago, then it would be true. He's so pathetic that he has to shill his degree like it's something fancy.