Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Yeah I had also recently saw Scott Pilgrim gushed over on Cinema Sins, so that guy genuinely likes that hipster trash cinema too, glad I don't sub to him then, just gets predicable in what he sins anyway given his prejudice towards "reading" (Hey, just like Bob) :smug:
The Chipmans are honestly making me dislike GoTG as well, sad cause when I saw them n theatres it was a refreshing change of style form the usual MCU drivel at the time, now I can't separate all the James Gunn bullshit and Bob using some countdown list of his favorite MCU movies to announce his Dad passing, like WTF?! Talk about being too autistic to read the crowd (well given his most devout suckups as we've seen on Twitter)
I remember laughing when he said. "Those who lay with dogs shouldn't complain about fleas" or somesuch, only to later "Stand With Butts" LMAO
I will never apologize for being pro-gamergate (or Comicsgate for that matter) the more I learn about Zoe Quinn being the inde-hipster town bicycle and causing a suicide when they were saying GG is a hate group. :story:
Ahha, he's doing the "Nathan" look...but he's got a body like Mimsy, such a gutterball in genetics:
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All this guy did was post the picture
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A tailor from Shanghai can make a sleek bespoke suit in 3 days. How long does an American tailor take to make a suit? Four weeks? He says he lost 20 pounds in 4 weeks?
And this cheapskate, who wore a fucking polo shirt underneath the jacket, wants us to believe he didn't buy from the rack?

And that picture is actually one of the more flattering ones: Bobby merely looks like a lazily-drawn cal-art creature, rather than the indescribable abomination he usually looks like.

Robert admitting that he wants to restrict the rights of people he doesn't like. Also, a-logs about being "superior" to his perception of them:
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LOL at the idea of a morbidly obese pseudo-intellectual, who contributes nothing of value to society, being superior to anyone.
In this sense Bobby isn't even worth much as a "gift"; it is a given any sane and gainfully employed person is superior to Bob hence there is nothing to gloat about.

Illegals will bring us Superior Future!
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You know what else "have the right to escape circumstances that hold them back from achieving their potential"? Infectious diseases.

No Bad Tactics -- and no Bad Motivations -- as long as the target is Trump:
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I'm kinda curious where he even finds these abortion coats. I get huge franchises like Mario are going to have a ton of merch but literally no one except Bob seems to buy or wear this shit.
I genuinely want one. I love garbage clothing and always go with the most gaudy shit. That coat would 100% work with my "phoenix samurai" shirt lol.

Man I thought you guys joke about his head being weird shaped, but it really is a weird shape. Like his skull was bound.
 
I genuinely want one. I love garbage clothing and always go with the most gaudy shit. That coat would 100% work with my "phoenix samurai" shirt lol.

Man I thought you guys joke about his head being weird shaped, but it really is a weird shape. Like his skull was bound.
For spare cash, I would totally ironically buy one to hang it up.

Also I don't know how he looks like that, he looks like an absolute mongoloid.
 
The cognitive dissonance it takes to despise Russia and blame it for all of your country's problems but praise China and suck Xing Ping Pooh's dick despite being a million times worst than Russia in every aspect, INCLUDING financial and political collusion, is stunning. Either that or Bob is too stupid to know that China is actually, y'know, bad.
 
The cognitive dissonance it takes to despise Russia and blame it for all of your country's problems but praise China and suck Xing Ping Pooh's dick despite being a million times worst than Russia in every aspect, INCLUDING financial and political collusion, is stunning. Either that or Bob is too stupid to know that China is actually, y'know, bad.
Por que no los dos?
 
INCOMING SALT: Bob's assblasted over Trump's immigration moratorium.
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Way to fucking flat out admit that you solely want immigration because you want white people to be replaced.
“Things”.
I’ve been enjoying watching just how more and more blatantly deranged he’s becoming.
 
Free Silver is the first step on the road to Fascism
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Of course this is a quote he has memorized
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Retweeting a repost of this, I guess he thought it'd go big. Keep farming the likes Robert
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"Soda Marinade" :lit:
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All this guy did was post the picture
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I guess blobs not getting enough dopamine from his personal account since hes going back to sperging on his verified account
 
INCOMING SALT: Bob's assblasted over Trump's immigration moratorium.
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Way to fucking flat out admit that you solely want immigration because you want white people to be replaced.
This felt like it was worth archiving if only because it shows him at possibly his most unhinged yet. I know not archiving has become normalized here because people claim Bob never deletes anything (not true), but at least drop twitter links with your screenshots to make archiving easier?
 
I genuinely want one. I love garbage clothing and always go with the most gaudy shit. That coat would 100% work with my "phoenix samurai" shirt lol.

Man I thought you guys joke about his head being weird shaped, but it really is a weird shape. Like his skull was bound.
The reason Bob looks so deformed is because he has an ectomorph body. It's not predisposed to being fat (that's an endomorph body). However, he lives such a sedentary lifestyle and eats such unhealthy food in such large portions that he bloats up. And since his body type naturally isn't fat, he looks like an abomination.
 
The reason Bob looks so deformed is because he has an ectomorph body. It's not predisposed to being fat (that's an endomorph body). However, he lives such a sedentary lifestyle and eats such unhealthy food in such large portions that he bloats up. And since his body type naturally isn't fat, he looks like an abomination.
Imagine bob taking care of himself and looking like brad pitt lol.
 
Why does Bob think replacing the under/working class with an under/working class of a differant ethnicity will solve anything as the problems are systematic. All that would really occur is the right would alter it's tact slightly like it did during the Nixon era with the dixiecrats and you'd be back to where we are now without the racial subtext to class divides and poverty
 
I'm guessing that Bob isn't getting enough of the asspats he desires on his "personal" account and so he's turning up the temp on his Hottake-o-matic on his "business" account.
These were all within an hour to minutes before this writing
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Maybe Naomi will notice him backing her on his main and verified business account?
"STOP MAKING FUN OF MY LACK OF FREEDOMS AND THAT WE POISONED THE WORLD!"
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We know Bob is all about that sweet progress, Chinese style!
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INCOMING SALT: Bob's assblasted over Trump's immigration moratorium.
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Way to fucking flat out admit that you solely want immigration because you want white people to be replaced.
lmao where'd he get the bit about fertilizer from? Why would adding more people to the already unworking population... well to be fair Blob doesn't actually say it will help nor does he make any allusion to it he just wants it to happen...because.
Why does Bob think replacing the under/working class with an under/working class of a differant ethnicity will solve anything as the problems are systematic. All that would really occur is the right would alter it's tact slightly like it did during the Nixon era with the dixiecrats and you'd be back to where we are now without the racial subtext to class divides and poverty
He was probably surrounded by whites his entire tenure at school, they were all jealous of his handsome genius so they "bullied" him, and thus all whites are bad and should be replaced by the innocent minorities he's told are better than him thou not so much better that he'd give up his job for a single one of them.
 
Why does Bob think that replacing the under/working class with an under/working class of a different ethnicity will solve anything as the problems are systematic? All that would really occur is the right would alter it's tact slightly like it did during the Nixon era with the Dixiecrats and you'd be back to where we are now.
Probably because racial/ ethnic minorities tend to vote for Dems. He likely views this as a sign of their intelligence rather than them being an easy demographic for Dems to pander to. He definitely views them as an easy vehicle for Dems to win elections, as evidenced here:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/237599073203527680 (Archive)
 
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