Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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>I have to do my part, to entertain and not be political
>meanwhile on Twitter...

He does a really great job of separating his actual beliefs from his The Escapist Magazine persona. Except for that time he got fired.

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LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD AHAHAHA nigga just shave it omg
How is this guy under 40? It's like a cruel joke.
Bobby atones for not recognizing the feminist significance of Megan Fox, but now that he's watched some Youtube feminist channel, he's a changed man!
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"...because of how she got treated by the Hollywood system," who'd have thought being given several million dollars for showing some skin is so awful and depressing!

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Bobby delves deep into the psycho-eschatology of MCU:
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"Multiverse Of Madness = MOM". The next phrase of MCU will revolve around someone's mommy issues.
The only thing I remember about Megan Fox is that she was nasty to and about Transformers fans, and had the infamous quote that she would rather die than have an action figure made in her likeness. She was simultaneously ahead of the times in hating her fans, but also behind the times because she didn't see that nerd shit was going to dominate the next decade of action films. Oops. She sank her own career. Even though Hollywood loves covering their failures with sjw shit, they at least try to leave some plausible deniability around which fans they hate, so fools like MovieBob can think they're the "good" ones.
 
Remind me what has Biden done so fat during the COVID-19 pandemic?
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I... eh... it's not "untrue?" But, still... egghh...
Bob's abuse of the English language pisses me off more than anything else he does. He could have written "It's true, but" and then finished his damn thought, but instead he did this. Most of the punctuation is misused, there are two written grunts, and the "I" at the start is disconnected from anything else. I'd blame his Twitter addiction, but this isn't much worse than his video scripts. He's just an awful writer.
 
So in other words, you would rather vote for Biden regardless just so you can be quiet like you were when he was Vice President under Obama?
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Y'know, for being a supposed dictator, Trump's doing a pretty bad job of it. Instead of setting up agencies with broad and often unconstitutional powers and exerting more control over our daily lives, Trump's mostly left it up to state and local governments to make decisions, with the feds offering safety guidelines and recommendations.

Did Bobby forget about Obama bragging about how he had a desk and a pen and didn't need Congressional approval for whatever he wanted to do? Of course he did, because Dems good, GOP bad, ree where's my moon base.
Someone tell him who supported the KKK.
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Meanwhile the EU is on increasingly shaky ground thanks to the double whammy of Brexit taking away one of the biggest funders of the bloc and the Wu Flu. I think I read a poll where something like half of Italians want out of the EU now because of the ineffectual response, and other nations are probably questioning whether they're really getting anything out of it. If the refugee crisis wasn't enough before, the Wu Flu is shining a big light on the problems with globalism. If the EU collapses because of this, I know I won't be shedding a tear.

So how are all those "intellectuals" doing now, Bobby? Seems to me like isolation was the correct response, but I recall those "intellectuals" saying that travel bans were racist and there wasn't anything to be concerned about. Funny, that.
Bob's abuse of the English language pisses me off more than anything else he does. He could have written "It's true, but" and then finished his damn thought, but instead he did this. Most of the punctuation is misused, there are two written grunts, and the "I" at the start is disconnected from anything else. I'd blame his Twitter addiction, but this isn't much worse than his video scripts. He's just an awful writer.
Someone needs to take away his ellipses, hyphens, and parentheses until he can learn when and how to properly use them. Here's a hint, Blobbo: nowhere near as often as you're doing.
 
Robert admitting that he wants to restrict the rights of people he doesn't like. Also, a-logs about being "superior" to his perception of them:
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https://twitter.com/BobChipman_1981/status/1252338435102142464 (Archive)

LOL at the idea of a morbidly obese pseudo-intellectual, who contributes nothing of value to society, being superior to anyone.
 
"We have to take away conservatives' rights of free travel, gun ownership, and participation in voting! Who's a conservative? Anyone who has ever voted for a Republican in any election. Yes, of course I should be taken seriously as an adult and not mercilessly mocked for my corpulent assholishness and genocidal fantasies."

Bob won't be happy until the only people with rights are himself, his brother, and Elizabeth Warren-sempai. He's really showing his hand lately. It's only going to ramp up more as the election approaches and his desperation increases. I wouldn't be shocked if three things happen in quick succession: Biden losing the election, Bob losing his job, and Bob losing his twitter account. He might actually kill himself.
 
"We have to take away conservatives' rights of free travel, gun ownership, and participation in voting! Who's a conservative? Anyone who has ever voted for a Republican in any election. Yes, of course I should be taken seriously as an adult and not mercilessly mocked for my corpulent assholishness and genocidal fantasies."

Bob won't be happy until the only people with rights are himself, his brother, and Elizabeth Warren-sempai. He's really showing his hand lately. It's only going to ramp up more as the election approaches and his desperation increases. I wouldn't be shocked if three things happen in quick succession: Biden losing the election, Bob losing his job, and Bob losing his twitter account. He might actually kill himself.
Nah, cinematic Robert doesn't have the balls, he'll just eat himself into a literal pancake person and gracelessly expire from his heart detonation
 
PSA Sitch in particular dunking on blob warms the cockles of my cold, dead heart. I still revisit his evergreen state college and gamergate content every so often.
I couldn't find any gamergate stuff on his channel, except for the one video where he likens it to a large restaurant where only 2 tables care about gosip.

I'm going to be nice and offer some editing tips real quick.
Even simpler than that. Ask yourself "would I want to read this?", if the answer is no, it's likely best left out. Also, paragraphs are your friend.

As for the whole Ayn Rand aside. Rand talked about "the mystics of muscle" which is the perfect description of social justice. Then there's "Randroids" that are to objectivism what fedora tippers are to atheism.
It's about 20 minutes (from a 3 hour speech) but I think it's a good summery of why SJWs hate Ayn Rand.
There is some static at the timestamp that might not be good for headphone users.
 
Y'know, for being a supposed dictator, Trump's doing a pretty bad job of it. Instead of setting up agencies with broad and often unconstitutional powers and exerting more control over our daily lives, Trump's mostly left it up to state and local governments to make decisions, with the feds offering safety guidelines and recommendations.

Did Bobby forget about Obama bragging about how he had a desk and a pen and didn't need Congressional approval for whatever he wanted to do? Of course he did, because Dems good, GOP bad, ree where's my moon base.

Meanwhile the EU is on increasingly shaky ground thanks to the double whammy of Brexit taking away one of the biggest funders of the bloc and the Wu Flu. I think I read a poll where something like half of Italians want out of the EU now because of the ineffectual response, and other nations are probably questioning whether they're really getting anything out of it. If the refugee crisis wasn't enough before, the Wu Flu is shining a big light on the problems with globalism. If the EU collapses because of this, I know I won't be shedding a tear.

So how are all those "intellectuals" doing now, Bobby? Seems to me like isolation was the correct response, but I recall those "intellectuals" saying that travel bans were racist and there wasn't anything to be concerned about. Funny, that.

Someone needs to take away his ellipses, hyphens, and parentheses until he can learn when and how to properly use them. Here's a hint, Blobbo: nowhere near as often as you're doing.
Oh travel bans are simultaneously racist AND a more extreme lockdown and testing regiment is necessary or youre also racist. Whatever Trump/co wants is bad, what they dont want is good. We have always been at war with East Asia and we have always quarantined
 
I like to think he wasn't mocking you for your ill fitting jacket, Robert, but rather for the fact you're wearing a fucking polo shirt with a necktie to a wedding.
Robert is so totally lacking in self-awareness that he thinks the fit of the jacket is the only thing someone could take issue with, totally ignoring the polo, the misshapen lump of a head, the horrifying face and artificial smile, the dead eyes, the stench....
 
Robert is so totally lacking in self-awareness that he thinks the fit of the jacket is the only thing someone could take issue with, totally ignoring the polo, the misshapen lump of a head, the horrifying face and artificial smile, the dead eyes, the stench....

I think it's more his way of saying "I know I don't look good, but that's because I did something good (lose weight)."
 
Free Silver is the first step on the road to Fascism
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Of course this is a quote he has memorized
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Retweeting a repost of this, I guess he thought it'd go big. Keep farming the likes Robert
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"Soda Marinade" :lit:
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All this guy did was post the picture
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isnt the entire progressive shtick by definition populism? its against the rich capitalist elites and insists normal people will benefit from breaking cultural norms partially enforced and mandated from up high and the systems needed to keep them in place. Even a weird fascistic person like Bob appeals to these from time time iirc

I think it's more his way of saying "I know I don't look good, but that's because I did something good (lose weight)."
So hes resorting to bold faced lies lol. maybe the quadrupule meal mickey d diet pays off after all
 
The obvious answer to this question is likely "no" but does Bob not realize that as long as these nationwide shutdowns last, his "profession" as a film credit is on hold? Keep in mind March (the time where everything closed up) was pretty much the start of the summer blockbuster season and I think the last movie he covered was Sonic the Hedgehog. Black Widow, which was suppose to be released in March, was pushed back while the MCU's other installment, The Eternals, has been moved to a 2021 release and all of Disney's other major films are delayed. Without anything to consume, Bob is surely going the way of Jack Nicholson in The Shining.
 
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I like to think he wasn't mocking you for your ill fitting jacket, Robert, but rather for the fact you're wearing a fucking polo shirt with a necktie to a wedding.
Robert is so totally lacking in self-awareness that he thinks the fit of the jacket is the only thing someone could take issue with, totally ignoring the polo, the misshapen lump of a head, the horrifying face and artificial smile, the dead eyes, the stench....

And the funniest thing is, there is no actual evidence that the guy was making fun of Bob. He didn't include a derogatory caption with the photo. He just tweeted a photo of Bob at Bob, and Bob immediately had to respond with a staunch rebuttal.
 
Did somebody say Scott Pilgrim?
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Yeah I had also recently saw Scott Pilgrim gushed over on Cinema Sins, so that guy genuinely likes that hipster trash cinema too, glad I don't sub to him then, just gets predicable in what he sins anyway given his prejudice towards "reading" (Hey, just like Bob) :smug:
The Chipmans are honestly making me dislike GoTG as well, sad cause when I saw them n theatres it was a refreshing change of style form the usual MCU drivel at the time, now I can't separate all the James Gunn bullshit and Bob using some countdown list of his favorite MCU movies to announce his Dad passing, like WTF?! Talk about being too autistic to read the crowd (well given his most devout suckups as we've seen on Twitter)

"There's no bad tactics. Only bad targets."
I remember laughing when he said. "Those who lay with dogs shouldn't complain about fleas" or somesuch, only to later "Stand With Butts" LMAO
I will never apologize for being pro-gamergate (or Comicsgate for that matter) the more I learn about Zoe Quinn being the inde-hipster town bicycle and causing a suicide when they were saying GG is a hate group. :story:

Ahha, he's doing the "Nathan" look...but he's got a body like Mimsy, such a gutterball in genetics:
 
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