Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

Bobby atones for not recognizing the feminist significance of Megan Fox, but now that he's watched some Youtube feminist channel, he's a changed man!

"...because of how she got treated by the Hollywood system," who'd have thought being given several million dollars for showing some skin is so awful and depressing!



Bobby delves deep into the psycho-eschatology of MCU:

"Multiverse Of Madness = MOM". The next phrase of MCU will revolve around someone's mommy issues.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Bobby atones for not recognizing the feminist significance of Megan Fox, but now that he's watched some Youtube feminist channel, he's a changed man!
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"...because of how she got treated by the Hollywood system," who'd have thought being given several million dollars for showing some skin is so awful and depressing!

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God, that’s the same thing Dobson is constantly linking on his tumblr.

I keep forgetting he’s a MovieBob fanboy.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

God, that’s the same thing Dobson is constantly linking on his tumblr.

I keep forgetting he’s a MovieBob fanboy.

Didn’t you share a drawing he made of Bob with his stupid sword and trench coat with Navi or something?

 

[Flexo]

"...because of how she got treated by the Hollywood system," who'd have thought being given several million dollars for showing some skin is so awful and depressing!

I just want to highlight this.

Those first two tweets? That's EXACTLY what Bob did. Those were his complaints about the films!

Now notice how he phrases them: "Oh it was everybody else [but me]." That's the implication, but he can deny the denial in a legal sense if called on it.

Geez he's such a sniveling coward.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

How come no one shares an archive of the video or does a rundown on what’s happening? Not all of us can see the tweet (lord knows how many people Bob has blocked).

The first one:

Shows impossibly slow robots hanging drywall, while doing nothing to ensure it's square that I can see, laying brick, again doing nothing to ensure it's square or cleaning the excess mud off, and two that look like they just came off a car assembly line building Ikea furniture. All of this can be done cheaper, quicker and more efficiently by humans and will be for the foreseeable future but yes internet movie reviewer Bob Chipman, tick-tock

Second:
Yeah this will really make the vile, evil Blumpf quake in his size 13's.

Anti-Trump ad that claims that Biden knew all about Corona-Chan and her sexy, deadly wiles back in January and OrangeManBad did nothing because he's a big dumdum stoopid meanie who's pro China or something and wrecked the economy by...letting the states do what they want and I guess not taking full control. You see if Biden was in charge he woulda forced the CDC into China to investigate instead of just taking their word for it back in January. If you somehow think that that's an abuse of America's power to another nation's sovereignty well you just outed yourself as one of the obsolete and will be processed. Now just stand here on this clearly marked path of barcodes until we write the code for the De-Bonertronn 170 to walk over from it's crate to remove your bones. Please stay perfectly still during your de-boning and don't smudge the barcodes or this will not work.

EDIT:
I forgot to add in that the ad is such wishy washy bullshit that EVEN BOB CHIPMAN doesn't think it's that good of an idea to go with it. But as The Moviebob is want to do, he follows it up with "Yeah I'm willing to lie or do whatever to rid us of the Trump and "The Believers" menace.

 

[Bolo]

Bobby atones for not recognizing the feminist significance of Megan Fox, but now that he's watched some Youtube feminist channel, he's a changed man!
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" and I say that having been 100% as guilty of it as most other male critics of the era. "

Oh well, so everybody was doing it, so it's cool right. However, I doubt a lot of people were comparing her to a blow up doll Robert:

And on the Jennifer's body review, Robert equates Megan Fox to a hamburger. So no, asshole, you weren't just following a trend to bash this woman, I remember well, and I also remember you posed as a feminist back then as well.

He bashed Megan Fox on a particular cruel note for the same reason he bashes Fox news female anchors and hosts, because it is safe for him, back then Megan Fox was a punching bag for everyone, so there was little push back, and that was before everybody got holled up on their politcal cliques. But I remember Robert was one of the few that took the joke several notches higher.

To be clear, I don't care about Megan Fox, nor I will pretend to get offended by the diabetic edgelord over here, but just adding "as guilty of it as most other male critics of the era. " is just a sumbag way to weasel out from any heat.

Not to mention that this is yet another example of Robert just unleashing some weird, depp seething hatred and resentment against women, because he always go overboard with the insults when its "safe" to make fun of a woman.

 

[Mola Ram]

Not to mention that this is yet another example of Robert just unleashing some weird, depp seething hatred and resentment against women, because he always go overboard with the insults when its "safe" to make fun of a woman.

Bob is overflowing with incel rage. Not as a matter of ideology, but literally its original term: involuntarily celibate. The garbage he spews about conservative women who wouldn't touch him with a shit-covered stick is especially vile.

 

[Lensherr]

Bob is overflowing with incel rage. Not as a matter of ideology, but literally its original term: involuntarily celibate. The garbage he spews about conservative women who wouldn't touch him with a shit-covered stick is especially vile.

Really, the only reason that the woke crowd hasn’t nailed him to a cross for it yet is because he channels it towards acceptable targets.

 

[Things Better Forgotten]

Really, the only reason that the woke crowd hasn’t nailed him to a cross for it yet is because he channels it towards acceptable targets.

The reason they haven't utterly disowned him is because his seething hatred for the mayonnaise ghouls is useful. They can keep him around and react with disapproval (real or fake, doesn't matter) every time he spergs out to show the rest of society that they don't actually want to gas all the republicans.

His purpose is to be a give crazy lefties a target to deflect criticism to. "You're crazy, I just want [program] I'm not trying to genocide Middle America like Blobbo over there."

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Bob yet again shows off that his main driving motivation isn't anything thoughtful, or ideological, it's simply anger at anyone that's better off than he is. Which is yet again pretty much everyone; Bob channels his hatred of everyone that isn't a festering pustule of a man (him) through the internet connection of his basement lair out onto targets that whatever group he is parasatising deems are 'bad people'. He's just a fat, spiteful dunce.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Seeing Disney getting wrecked by the corona pandemic makes me wonder how Robert is going to take it seeing his beloved Mouse House and MCU going to be different after this in a way that isn’t normal for him.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

could be late, but spotted this in the wild

Also: I love how that Joe Biden campaign ad is literally just "CHINA! CHINA! THE VIRUS CAME FROM CHINA! CHINA!"
smh such xenophobia waah waah

 

[Johan Schmidt]

'Mountain dew chicken'. Fucking hell that sounds vile. I've had Cola pulled pork before from a slow cooker and that was already extremely sweet, what the fuck would mountain dew chicken taste of.

Also I like how that's what bob thinks a normal portion size is, bitch you could eat that via shovel.

 

[BR55]

Also: I love how that Joe Biden campaign ad is literally just "CHINA! CHINA! THE VIRUS CAME FROM CHINA! CHINA!"
smh such xenophobia waah waah

Ah yes boldly challenging Trump's friendliness to...China?
This is Biden's campaign strategy?
Trying to convince the public that Trump of all people is a stooge for Emperor Pooh?
It's a bold strategy I'll give them that.
If they keep this up though it'll be quite a conundrum for Bob.
Having to choose between his beloved DNC or China.
Who am I kidding this is Bob we're talking about.
He'll just contort his mind like a pretzel yet again and somehow make those two positions compatible with each other.

 

[Flexo]

Ah yes boldly challenging Trump's friendliness to...China?
This is Biden's campaign strategy?
Trying to convince the public that Trump of all people is a stooge for Emperor Pooh?
It's a bold strategy I'll give them that.
If they keep this up though it'll be quite a conundrum for Bob.
Having to choose between his beloved DNC or China.
Who am I kidding this is Bob we're talking about.
He'll just contort his mind like a pretzel yet again and somehow make those two positions compatible with each other.

Oh I can see it now...

"Several folks (and I was sometimes one of them I'll admit) allowed there all consumnig hatred of the game-show host to overried they're assumptions about the new imperials. They allowed sparkling new knick-nacks, flashy-overly-produced-jigonistic films, and manufactored; overly feminized women to distract them from all the actual horrors going on in that place.

"Were lucky Biden is here now to get China back on track to the superior future and growing rice on the moon while we leave all the worthless people to rot here on earth."

(now if you'll excuse me, I need to go wash my processor in bleach)

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So in other words, you would rather vote for Biden regardless just so you can be quiet like you were when he was Vice President under Obama?

And some hot Epstein

Someone tell him who supported the KKK.

And some rambling about those protests this past weekend.

 

[byuu]

Someone tell him who supported the KKK.
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Someone tell him that Merkel is a conservative from a party only retarded obsolete boomers vote and that she is hated by the Left.

 

[RandomBattles]

Really, the only reason that the woke crowd hasn’t nailed him to a cross for it yet is because he channels it towards acceptable targets.

"There's no bad tactics. Only bad targets."

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Someone tell him that Merkel is a conservative from a party only retarded obsolete boomers vote and that she is hated by the Left.

If Bob learned that her party is called Christian Democratic Union and she famously voted against same sex marriage (it still went through) because "marriage is between a man and a woman", his head might explode.

 

[RandomBattles]

So in other words, you would rather vote for Biden regardless just so you can be quiet like you were when he was Vice President under Obama?
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Does Blob genuinely think Trump is a dictator and Congress is just obeying Trump's orders?