Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marissa Moira]

I hope someone drops a big pot of chili on Bob IRL and not in Minecraft.

 

[Absolutego]

Nah, he says he dislikes her:

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And yeah.. I mean, it's hard to "defend" a bunch of what Rand says, or even discussing Objectivism. I find it to be is a useless efort either way, nowadays Ayn Rand is just "the bioshock game book thing" anyway.

But if I'm allowed to play internet armchair psychologist for a second, most likely Robert was groovy to the whole objectivist shit at one point, I would say that every teenager has that phase, every little dipshit has the ego to think they have what it takes to be the ubermensch at on point in their lives, and seeing how Robert still holds onto the notion of superior and inferior people, most certainly he held some of Rands beliefs.

He shits on Rand now, beacause everybody does, but she is seen as a right-wing philosopher now, and Robert found a new route for his superior man credentials:

like Rand, Robert champions Science and knowledge, but instead of them serving oneself, for Robert the true virtue is intelligence, and that is combined with ultra empathy, or emotional intelligence, meaning, you needs to have put the interests of minorites and the marginalized before yours.

And that would be a nice, if albeit a naive sentiment. But we all know that is bullshit, these self-rigthous internet displays serve no one besides the self-rigthous himself, a pile of empty platitudes and shallow indignation for people they clearly don't care besides the status that "caring" for them can provide inside their own clique.

Robert might have a different route, but same destination as Rand's, and that is a position that will validate their "I'm better than you" certainties in their heads.

Now for the really funny part, is that both Rand and Robert claim to be very much unique individuals when it comes to their personal philosophies, but it is clear to everybody that they are just taking others thoughts putting them on very selfish and rather dumbed down lenses, be Rand's overblown Adam Smith's ideas, or Robert using both Rand's idea of a superior society man but instead of being selfish with his superior intelect, he needs to be almost Zealot like with the ideas of equality and social justice regardless the economic and societal enviroment related to those issues.

You've nailed his history with Rand, for sure.

• Here's him 15 years ago sperging out about the possibility of Angelina Jolie playing Dagny Taggart.
• Here's him talking about the Atlas Shrugged movie in the 2010's with considerably more trepidation around praising Rand.
• Here's him shitting on the sequel a year or two later while also sneaking in praises of the book that'll play well with his peers.
• And, proving most of the "nuanced reasoning" is just Bob trying to ingratiate himself with people who hate Rand, here he is trying to claim Tomorrowland is Atlas Shrugged for artists.

I'm including an excerpt from that last one for everyone to enjoy:

The big difference (seemingly) is that where Rand's "Galt's Gulch" was basically Pathological-Narcissist Free Marketeer Summer Camp, "Tomorrowland's" retro-futuristic aesthetic (flying cars, jetpacks, Jetsons-esque architecture) gives off more of a sense that the film's idea is closer to "This is the world we were promised at the start of the Space Age and would've had if short-sightedness and small-mindedness didn't cripple our drive to push forward." If so? Sign me the fuck up - that kind of thing gives me literal goosebumps. Even the presence of professional premise-squanderer Damon Lindelof can't put me off this one. I'm sold.

Also, the presence of action/conflict scenes in Tomorrowland indicate the plot will be less like Rand's "Hasten the economic apocalypse so we can remind the working-class who was born to be in charge" denouement and more "something went wrong"/"you have to save both worlds"/etc. Just saying - whatever the filmmaker's "message" here, I can't really picture George Clooney signing on for a blockbuster that ends with him and Britt Robertson ordering a quelled humanity to bow before their onmnicompetent STEMlords.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I'm not gonna lie they're still 'Chuds' as is Chipman and Pete himself, they all are because none of them have read a book since high school.


Although whatever else can be said of Pete at least he some rudementry understanding that he can't just gas the 'chuds'.

Pete's a tard of the highest order, but he does possess the low animal cunning to understand murdering/exiling/blocking groups of people that have actually taken the step to engage with him - a thing highly unlikely statistically - only thins the herd of potential paypigs.

As always, Robert is less than an animal.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Maybe it's just because I'm a retarded ESL faggot, but I had to read that sentence from literature expert Bob Chipman 3 times to understand it.

that's understandable - language is not one of his strong points, and he's even worse at jokes

 

[Mola Ram]

I'm including an excerpt from that last one for everyone to enjoy:

Bob's writing is often at that level of tortured prose that is literally headache inducing (and God almighty I want to snap off his hyphen key and shove it up his nose), but let's focus on an amusing detail here: that Bobism, "Jetson-esque." There's a word for that aesthetic, that midcentury science fiction inspired look of curves, geometric shapes, and bits of decor that look like rockets: it's called Googie, and The Jetsons are a really good example of it in the mainstream.

A cultural critic, a man of Bob's claimed erudition, should know that. But of course he doesn't, and just slobbers about a children's cartoon, like the sterling example of arrested development that he is.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I doubt Bob's ever told a joke in real life that people laughed at. Certainly no one who isn't related to him. Shared humor is a foreign concept to him, as it is to many autists and low-functioning people. The closest Bob approaches to humor is laughing at the misfortunes of others, which is hardly true humor, merely a different form of spite.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Maybe it's just because I'm a retarded ESL faggot, but I had to read that sentence from literature expert Bob Chipman 3 times to understand it.

Yeah, no that sentence is an abomination of the English Language. How could he have comprehensively written it? "If you haven't encountered many feminist or Left wing women with a 'complicated at best' perspective on Ayn Rand and her works, then you clearly have not spoken to a lot of these women."

But no, we get treated to Movieblob pulling the whole "write as you speak because you are about as literate as the only sex doll that would actually bang you" schtick.

 

[Absolutego]

Yeah, no that sentence is an abomination of the English Language. How could he have comprehensively written it? "If you haven't encountered many feminist or Left wing women with a 'complicated at best' perspective on Ayn Rand and her works, then you clearly have not spoken to a lot of these women."

But no, we get treated to Movieblob pulling the whole "write as you speak because you are about as literate as the only sex doll that would actually bang you" schtick.

I dunno why he's so fucking cagey about it, if Bob wants to show off how educated he is by demonstrating his knowledge that Rand was socially progressive and hated Reagan for inviting the pro-life crowd into the Republican party, he should just say it instead of this paragraph of convoluted autistic drivel. Redirecting it to "if you don't know this, you don't know women!" in service of Bob's dedication to portraying himself as some kind of woman guru is one of his most pathetic LARPs.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Bob, on a thread about whether or not non-voters are exercising white supremacy.

Meanwhile, in reality.

 

[Judge Holden]

Going by his track record im guessing he scanned the wikipedia article of Atlas Shrugged after playing bioshock/reading a review for bioshock and decided to latch onto some shallow mall-ninja tier pretend objectivism as his edgy fedora phase worldview and his personal justification for babbling about how everyone not part of his cultural/intellectual elite was a subhuman parasite who should be purged from society as part of his autistic revenge fantasy against the high school jocks

Come woke schtick becoming trendy and he stopped talking about this pseudo-objectivist schtick but never bucked the "PARASITES ARE DRAGGING THE BUILDERS OF THE FUTURE LIKE ME DOWN!" rhetoric that so appealed to him, and instead twisted the woke demagoguery to reinforce it in his mind and in his rants

As for why he couldnt bring himself to drop the pretend-objectivist twaddle he only ever cared about as a pretext for douchebag edgelord rants against his high school enemies even after it became a massive liability to his reputation with the breadtube kewl kids klub well....thats where the autism comes in. Unlike functional and cynical grifters who latch on to woke schtick, blobby boy has a tendency to pour in all his personal grievances and grudges and overall bitterness into whatever bandwagon he jumps on to, which makes him infinitely more obsessive about clinging on to it even if he doesnt give two shits about the cause in and of itself.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Moar electoral sperging.

Spoiler: Confused for real this time guise

Bob Chipman on Twitter

“I'm a little confused (and I mean for real) on the "electoralism vs direct action" thing, i.e. why that suddenly needs to be a "versus?" Considering voting is, like, an hour or two out of your day once every 2-4 years... how is that not the ultimate "we can do both?"”

twitter.com

https://archive.vn/9TPc7

Followed up by a discussion by people with brains so big you'd swear they were almost large! For clarity, this was all following the first tweet.

Pressing X on Bob understanding anything.

You tell em...Corey!

https://archive.vn/6O1zn

Other than idiots vomiting a pre-chewed word salad on each other, the thing I'm taking away from this is that Bob does not vote in his local elections.

"Considering voting is, like, an hour or two out of your day once every 2-4 years..."

The very laws and taxes that affect him every single day are as much a mystery to him as the touch of a woman. This is unsurprising as he has an almost perverse attraction to a giant, distant government ruling over him, well as long as said government does everything that he wants it to do. It's just nice to hear him screw up and inadvertently admit it himself.

As an aside, I'm fairly certain I've seen Bob talk about, or at least retweet people talking about, how things like voter ID are teh debil n raczit n sheet because it's sooooooo difficult to get the proper documentation to prove you are who you say you are. Doesn't seem like that meshes too well with his stance of "it's an hour or two every couple of years, it's not that big of a deal you plebs". Insert KermitTeaDrink.png

Like the penis

hehehehehehe

 

[Walter Temple]

More snatched from Twitter. This is noteworthy because usually when I see someone there mention Bob, the old Mario picture gets posted, a few laughs are had and that's that. Bob is making himself so publicly toxic that people WHO ARE NOT US are making content to take the piss out of him. His legend spreads...

 

[Judge Dredd]

Didn't Jim Sterling call the cops on someone making fun of him and Bob backed Jim up or was it the other way around or did I make that up whole cloth in my corn teen mental breakdown?

I'm not sure. I remember Bob trying to get a kid in the UK arrested because he was stream sniping* Twitch thots**, but Bob lacked the clout and technical know-how to follow through with it.

*Stream sniping wasn't a term back then, but it was a similar idea. He'd watch Twitch for thots playing MMOs, and go to wherever they were and fuck with them.

**I think it was the early days of Twitch thotery back when they known as "cam girls" or "titty streamers".

Why does he even pretend that he contributes anything of value to society?

I agree with @Bolo and @Mr Snek but I disagree with the why of it.

I don't think Bob is looking to do some kind of manly alpha posing outside of impressing his Twitter waifus. I don't think he cares what douchebro jocks think of his masculinity.

I think it's more the dunning kruger effect and his need to feed his delusion that he is the ubermensch. He's not only smarter than you, he's stronger, better in a fight, is more successful with the ladies, and can drink more than you. All of that superiority should guarantee him a place in the superior future while the rest of the population is destroyed.

Wouldn’t he be happier if he came out as right-wing instead of pretending to be a liberal? He has the traits and he would fit in better with blue dog massholes than the coastal elites.

Yes, but I think Bob has to maintain his belief that he's superior to his school bullies and would be one of the elite if he wasn't held back. The right wing aren't the elite Bob is trying to brown nose his way into. Mainstream media? Left wing. Critics? Left wing. Academia? Lefties.

Why would Bob ever need a gun?

To defend his Mario figures and stack of beer cans from the Trump zombies.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

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More snatched from Twitter. This is noteworthy because usually when I see someone there mention Bob, the old Mario picture gets posted, a few laughs are had and that's that. Bob is making himself so publicly toxic that people WHO ARE NOT US are making content to take the piss out of him. His legend spreads...

PSA Sitch in particular dunking on blob warms the cockles of my cold, dead heart. I still revisit his evergreen state college and gamergate content every so often.

 

[RandomBattles]

But what sucks for Robert is that, well, smart people, REAL smart people, are hard to come by, and even so, they usually keep the talk to the shit they know...

This is accurate. Intelligent people know their lane, and are not going injecting themselves into every conversation. MovieBob is like Bill Nye, where he wants to appear smart and so sticks his nose into every controversy hoping to be validated as intelligent by people who liked him years ago. But by his doing so, we now know he's not smart.

If MovieBob was smart, he would have stayed in his lane of pop culture. I used to watch him to get up to speed on all these Marvel movies coming out. I probably still would have kept following him for that alone if he didn't make it clear he wants me dead.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

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More snatched from Twitter. This is noteworthy because usually when I see someone there mention Bob, the old Mario picture gets posted, a few laughs are had and that's that. Bob is making himself so publicly toxic that people WHO ARE NOT US are making content to take the piss out of him. His legend spreads...

Twitter link: https://twitter.com/psa_sitch/status/1251596565350944768?s=21

 

[Flexo]

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More snatched from Twitter. This is noteworthy because usually when I see someone there mention Bob, the old Mario picture gets posted, a few laughs are had and that's that. Bob is making himself so publicly toxic that people WHO ARE NOT US are making content to take the piss out of him. His legend spreads...

PSA Sitch has been on the EFAP streams and exposed to Bob there.

 

[RandomBattles]

MovieBob is tired and must inform us:

And on that note, I was curious why this board hasn't been mirroring any of his videos in a good while. So, I checked his YouTube. The last video he made was his Really That Good: Star Wars, four months ago. Everything else has been him re-uploading his old Big Picture videos.

So, how is this guy pretending that if he "doesn't work he doesn't eat"? He hasn't created contents in months. I think he's been listening to the "take a nap" voice for months now.

 

[Mola Ram]

MovieBob is tired and must inform us:

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And on that note, I was curious why this board hasn't been mirroring any of his videos in a good while. So, I checked his YouTube. The last video he made was his Really That Good: Star Wars, four months ago. Everything else has been him re-uploading his old Big Picture videos.

So, how is this guy pretending that if he "doesn't work he doesn't eat"? He hasn't created contents in months. I think he's been listening to the "take a nap" voice for months now.

As Bob crashes into slumber, he verges ever closer to being an angrier slightly more articulate Chris.

 

[Bolo]

I dunno why he's so fucking cagey about it, if Bob wants to show off how educated he is by demonstrating his knowledge that Rand was socially progressive and hated Reagan for inviting the pro-life crowd into the Republican party, he should just say it instead of this paragraph of convoluted autistic drivel. Redirecting it to "if you don't know this, you don't know women!" in service of Bob's dedication to portraying himself as some kind of woman guru is one of his most pathetic LARPs.

Oh so that's why he made that coment about feminists have conflicted feelings about Ayn Rand, that does make more sense... I thought it was because how She portraited both her heroines in her novels... living and learning... I also thought Rand died before the 80's...

I guess I feel a bit silly about going over the Ayn Rand stuff because my mistake... I need t hold in the sperg sometimes.