Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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The reason why Bob brags about owning a gun is because he is everything he claims to hate. Bob might be the single most hypocritical person I've ever seen. And this is something I've said before, but if I believed in toxic masculinity, my example would be Bob Chipman.

Think about it, Bobs entire projected persona is all about how much stronger, smarter and better he is than everyone else. Whenever he talks about himself, it's about how much sex he has, how much he can lift, how good of a survivalist he is, how he's got a gun and isn't afraid to use it, how hard he works, how much of an intellectual he is and he all but states how superior he is to everyone else. And he's so out of touch with his appearance that everyone instantly sees though his lies. I think it all comes down to his ego making him unable to accept anything less than the respect of the entire world, like one of the super heroes he loves so much, which is actually really depressing because he'll never be happy with his life because of that delusion. I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't such a terrible person.
 
He's a big, fat white trash a-hole who genuinely believes everything the right-wing says but is trying to convince himself and everyone else he's a hardcore liberal, when all he has to go on are right-wing exaggerations and insults of what a liberal is.
He's not even that. That would require him to have a consistent set of beliefs, he's just a dullard with a nasty streak and an entitlement complex. It's nothing particularly cerebral, it's just spite.
 
He tweets about everything and during everything, but we've never once seen him tweet about practicing with said gun, being at the range, renewing a license, etc. Which means that if he does have a gun, he's probably the untrained, careless dumbass type that the NRA is very much against. So he is actually in opposition to the NRA, just not the way he thought he was.
 
Blobbo with a gun isn't even intimidating, just funny.
Wouldn’t he be happier if he came out as right-wing instead of pretending to be a liberal? He has the traits and he would fit in better with blue dog massholes than the coastal elites.
The bluedogs in MA are spineless Middle class suburbanites that are in actuality too apathetic to do much outside of vote how they're told to by the DNC. The right wing is split between blue-collar people sick of the state interfering in their lives and who despise the dunning kruegers that make up both the blue dog and progressive middle class and upper class here, and Contrarians who know that their vote is effectively a drop of piss in the big blue ocean. Blobbo is less right wing than he is a dunning kruger lower middle class scumbag that doesn't really stand for anything outside of self-interest.
 
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Somebody a few pages back mentioned that they recognized the gun Bob used in his video, and it was a prop. I have no doubt whatsoever that if he owned a real gun we would have seen it in the video, because of Bob's mentality. The mentality is "use existing thing improperly, instead of buying new thing and using it properly". This is why he painted a wall green instead of buying a green screen. He has this mentality because he needs to save every penny to consoom booze, fast food, and corporate monopoly entertainment product. Bob doesn't have a gun, and now it's too late for him to buy one, let alone become proficient with it.
 
The reason why Bob brags about owning a gun is because he is everything he claims to hate. Bob might be the single most hypocritical person I've ever seen. And this is something I've said before, but if I believed in toxic masculinity, my example would be Bob Chipman.

Think about it, Bobs entire projected persona is all about how much stronger, smarter and better he is than everyone else. Whenever he talks about himself, it's about how much sex he has, how much he can lift, how good of a survivalist he is, how he's got a gun and isn't afraid to use it, how hard he works, how much of an intellectual he is and he all but states how superior he is to everyone else. And he's so out of touch with his appearance that everyone instantly sees though his lies. I think it all comes down to his ego making him unable to accept anything less than the respect of the entire world, like one of the super heroes he loves so much, which is actually really depressing because he'll never be happy with his life because of that delusion. I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't such a terrible person.
I actually spit my drink out my nose in mirth at the idea of Bob actually believing people will see his Mario coat wearing ass and think "oh yeah of course this man has lots of heterosexual sex"
 
Don't worry Robert, we can tell
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I'm not a "biology hobbyist" like Bob, but this nostril thing sounds suspect. For one, all land animals that I can think of has two nostrils, not just humans. Two, if the two nostrils have different rates of processing information, I would think it's more like one eye sees better, or one foot is larger, because organisms aren't 100% symmetrical. One nostril "taking it's time" to process information doesn't even make sense. If there is any evolutionary reason for two nostrils, it probably that if one somehow gets clogged, you can still breathe and not die.

Also, it's funny he thinks he's a "hobbyist/self-taught" in anything. Everything he knows is by osmosis, and that's why he is completely ignorant of anything he talks about, because he actually doesn't learn anything. He's going to go the rest of his life thinking people have two nostrils because one is lazy, and that's proof of evolution, because someone on Twitter said so.

My fingers are fucking crossed
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So, Bob's Mom/Aunt/Sister-in-law is a crazy cat lady. Not surprised. So the basement smells like fat loser, and the upstairs smells like cat piss. And again, he pretends to actually go out of his house on a regular basis. I bet he thinks the rats fighting each other are using ninjutsu.

Gee I wonder why breadtube wants nothing to do with you
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I agree, "liberal" isn't the word I'd use for Bob either. "Fascist" is more fitting. Anti-Trump is one thing. You can be against a single person. Anti-Republican makes you look like a partisan hack. Anti-NRA, when you claim to own a gun and be pro-Second Amendment, just makes you look like contrarian asshole. Even if you don't agree with everything they say, being "anti" just screams, "I hate them because people I like hate them, and people I hate like them".

Hopefully we get a "that was my depression" arc soon
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"I'm so depressed because of what's going on in the world! Oh no, it's going to snow! In Massachusetts! Woe is me!" Fuck off, Bob, with your cheap attempts at gaining sympathy. People are literally dying.

Progress = fuck people I hate
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"I'm willing to be indecent if it means my life isn't a nightmare, fuck everybody else" - everybody ratting out their neighbors under dictatorships. I wouldn't trust this guy to make a pot of coffee, he's that detestable.

And who is this person with "YES to dog property rights"? What the fuck does that even mean? Are the people Bob responds to actually anybody, or does he just respond to random people he finds on Twitter to drop his opinion, like some kind of retarded Johnny Appleseed?*

*Note: fun fact, I typed that reference then looked it up, Johnny Appleseed was John Chapman, from Leominster, Massachusetts. Bob is still a fat retard, though.

The alleged firearm in question.
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And here's the "gun" from his Glory Hog thing.
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Someone, @Flexo I think, pointed out that the gun from the trailer is a bb gun. Doing an image search I cannot find any 686 with a lengthened sight like that. So we have two possibilities that I initially see.

1. Bob has enough foresight and discipline to not use an actual firearm as a prop, even unloaded, so he used the bb gun, much like the clearly a toy AR that was loaded up with all the "tacticool bullshit" that he detests so much, in it's place.

2. Bob is a horrible liar, doesn't own anything, and is fat.

I don't know about y'all but for me...well Ockham's razor and all.
Wow, how long ago was that taken? That is some absolute shit green screening. If that isn't from when he first started out 20 years ago, there is no excuse. And of course, he once again fails at trying to look like a badass.

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So Bob spends all day in bed. This sounds like clinical depression, if true. Bob should really reach out to a mental health professional. (You know, on top of all of his other probable mental issues.)
Wait, I though Bob was always working. He always has a production deadline he has to meet so he doesn't have to back up the shit arguments he starts on Twitter.

Bob, you lazy, fat, piece of shit. This is why you and your ilk want Universal Basic Income. You don't care about the poor. You want to get paid to engage in a hobby that is completely useless to the rest of society. And even though your are still getting paid for that, you are still unhappy and don't want to do it.

And I have to assume it was his Mom/Aunt/Sister-in-law/Landlady that finally took his nasty cum/shit/sweat stained sheets to clean them so "actual work gets done".
 
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Sigh Robert... this Stacey Abrams person probably read Ender's Game as a teenager or something, and just kept the story with her, there nothing else to the book itself, and nobody really gives a fuck if the author is a homophobe.

Also, who are these women who have conflicting views on Rand?... also, do you ask every woman you met about her political aligments before discussing literature Robert? I'm just wondering, where do you meet a lot of these women?

Because either they are stupid, or Robert is stupid for imagining stupid women. Or Robert is using his cliffnotes readings to make shit up again, because I've read both the Fountainhead and Atlas Shruged, and both the main female leads are the same character: Ayn Rand, the headstrong and independent women but ready and willing to fuck and submit themselves to their objectivist personification hunks... so if any woman is conflicted for these shallow characters that are clearly meant for self insert, then I dunno what to say Robert, but it seems your well read feminists are still struggling to get past YA romances.
 
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