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Ahhh.
I was away from the farms then.
Whatever the case, your write-ups/info drops are stellar .
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Who would have thought that a drug that fucks with your neurotransmitters would cause unpleasant side effects???
Can't wait until the Kepprage kicks in and she starts having frequent, hilarious meltdowns all over social media... moreso than usual.
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Is fentanyl not as common in UKland? She'd be dead here already.
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Uhhhhh..... BPD patients who want to pretend they dont have BPD often say they're Bipolar, because they think their hour-by-hour mood swings can be claimed as rapid-cycling Bipolar, which is classified as more than 4 mood changes in a YEAR.
You know how i know she doesnt have Bipolar? She's on a very stimulating antidepressant, and ADHD medication, with no mood stabilizer in sight.
No, the abused drug of choice over there is Tramadol.
You know how i know she doesnt have Bipolar? She's on a very stimulating antidepressant, and ADHD medication, with no mood stabilizer in sight.
No, the abused drug of choice over there is Tramadol.
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just block/silence power gout guy.
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Alright, since I'm bored.
Benzos - Xanax, Lorazipam (Ativan), Diazepam
Sedative (nonbenzo) - Zopiclone
SSRIs - Citalopram, Sertraline
SNRIs - Venlafaxine
Anti-Psychotic- Risperidone, Olanzapine
Beta Blocker - Propanalol
The first FOUR listed are all addictive. Little miss mentally ill seems to love to get high.
Propanalol is supposedly a benzo replacement (and so is zopiclone but its also addictive anyway) so clearly they were on to miss drug seeker. It is also contraindicated with asthma so wtf?
Sertraline is noteworthy for often causing sleep problems.
Citalopram is only approved for depression in the states and in the UK... even though most of her other meds are for anxiety.
Both antipsychotics are for bipolar. Venlafaxine is often a first line for anxiety.
Benzos - Xanax, Lorazipam (Ativan), Diazepam
Sedative (nonbenzo) - Zopiclone
SSRIs - Citalopram, Sertraline
SNRIs - Venlafaxine
Anti-Psychotic- Risperidone, Olanzapine
Beta Blocker - Propanalol
The first FOUR listed are all addictive. Little miss mentally ill seems to love to get high.
Propanalol is supposedly a benzo replacement (and so is zopiclone but its also addictive anyway) so clearly they were on to miss drug seeker. It is also contraindicated with asthma so wtf?
Sertraline is noteworthy for often causing sleep problems.
Citalopram is only approved for depression in the states and in the UK... even though most of her other meds are for anxiety.
Both antipsychotics are for bipolar. Venlafaxine is often a first line for anxiety.
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14 drugs in 12 years? That's a pretty small brag when it comes to psych meds. It's not uncommon to be on something new every few months, at least in the US.
Nonetheless, still sounds like one hell of a party.
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if they are bipolar and not BPD, why not go on lamictal? it kind of works for me. I thought for the Borderline, only therapy and willpower treat it, or am I thinking of "nothing outright cures it"?
the nostalgia is comporting?
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A little update on our pal Katherine Katy Hopkins/ Katy Matilda Neo (the exceptional individual who wouldn't stop powerlevelling about their BPD which is totally different to those other munchie's BPD, their upbringing in a tantric sex cult and the fact that it burns when she pisses) has decided to grace us all with every single clinical letter from her adult life.
In doing so she has successfully managed to prove that it burns when she pees which is something nobody asked for and given solid proof that she indeed does not have a DID diagnosis.
She follows this up with a bunch of screenshots claiming that C-PTSD = DID (which it isn't).
Katy really needs to get a refund on her PhD if she thinks symptoms of "dissociation" and "dissociative identity disorder" are the same thing. DID is in the ICD-10 and is diagnosed as it's own diagnosis in the UK.
Some exceptional choice comments from her on her deleted reddit account:
Back to more interesting munchies.
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katy has scrubbed all story archives except for one on her insta. This now means she has attached a badge that says:
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codeine changed her life, now having withdrawals, more seizures, more valium
God, I know the answer is "because she has Munchausen," but how can she claim to know that she has non-epileptic seizures (psychosomatic) without her doctor knowing about it? Someone with psychosomatic seizures wouldn't realize that her seizures aren't epileptic until she gets her brain studied or has antiepileptic drugs prescribed to her and finds them useless. I guess she interprets "psychosomatic" to mean "knowingly fake and made up."So she's never brought up the "seizures" with a doctor?
I love her so far, thank you for your amazing write-ups!
Reading this thread is truly an adventure.
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Some people shouldn't be allowed to study psychology. For reals.
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No one cares what you have.
Essentially, meds for borderline are useless for the actual issue of borderline, which is fucked up thinking patterns. They can address symptoms that may come along with it like anxiety or depression, but that's it. Bipolar meds again dont solve the problem and thus dont work, but plenty end up on them before being properly pegged as having BPD.
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DUSK NOTE: After almost a week of trawling through screenshots, we finally had to call it quits and synthesize...something. I'll include the last of my aunt's analysis, and close with our impressions, though mine are clearly the opinions of an psychologically uneducated asshole, and hold considerably less weight.
I can't fathom why someone want to commemorate such a traumatic event. I feel like a broken record, but I'm mildly shocked that she is so open in dwelling on and obsessing over these dangerous medical procedures. This post reads as a nauseatingly-excited reliving of what must have been a traumatic event for her daughter, with a hurriedly appended "isn't it awful?" tacked on afterwards. If you have a particularly nasty older relative or neighbor who delights in telling you that Rosie lost the baby, didn't you hear? Eighth month and everything. Dick had to get her shut up down at Juniper Hill. Terrible, innit?
This is far beyond that kind of schadenfreude, though. It's not entirely out of the question that she gets off on being healthy while her kids are in pain, but it's clearly about the attention for her. If it weren't, she wouldn't be celebrating, and she wouldn't be posting the gory details on Facebook. It's normal to go to close friends and family members for reassurance, but who cares if your cousin's ex-girlfriend puts a "sad" reaction on your status update? If she were truly traumatized, she'd never make a post, period, much less one of this tone. Think about the most frightening day of your life. For example, about seven years ago, my twin brother was in a car crash. To this day, I remember almost nothing about that day. My nephew told me that he called me, etc., etc., but that day was so stressful and horrific that all I can remember are a few random moments. I'm sure most people reading this have experienced a similarly stressful situation. Would you write about it on Facebook? Probably not, but maybe your page is carefully curated, and you've cultivated some distance. Would you write about it like this? If you answered in the affirmative, all I can do is hope that you're doing so from behind a door with a good lock on it.
I don't want to nitpick too hard, especially considering that there's plenty to criticize her for without stooping too low, but I was a bit taken aback by her seeming expectation that her daughter be "brave and strong" and handle ever
ything with "much grace and positivity." That is entirely too much to ask for from a child in an extraordinarily painful situation. Also, "We began to press doctors, nurses, and wound clinics locally for answers" is code for "I turned myself into a giant pain in the ass and got booted out of two to three local practices." And the words no M.D. wants to hear: "My momma heart knew differently." To pediatricians, that means "I know that hundreds of years of medical science, a preponderance of high-quality evidence, and all reputable medical authorities tell me that vaccinations are safe and effective, and that foregoing them can be very dangerous, but I read a blog on the Internet and it activated my lizard brain, so I'm about to make your life a living hell and maybe infect one of your immunocompromised patients with the mumps." To a CPS investigator or diagnosing doctor, it means "you have evidence against me, or evidence that my child is healthy, or evidence that their condition isn't what I say it is, but I'm going to assert that my child is so special that the laws of physics and anatomy don't apply to them, and then sit back with a smirk like I'm a modern-day Benjamin Franklin." Surgeons should not "trust the gut" of an untrained idiot when deciding whether or not to hack open a child's skull and dig around in their brain. I can't believe I have to say that, but apparently it's not obvious. Dr. Greenfield, Dr. Baaj, and Dr. Otterburn: kiss my ass. I honestly, truly hope the out-of-pocket cash you got from this whore made you happy, because this kid is either going to die from a complication from your hatchet jobs, or by suicide before she's twenty. Happy fucking Zipperversary.
Also, how pathetic do you have to be to declare yourself your child's best friend? My best friend is not a fucking nine-year-old. Obviously nobody who has a choice can tolerate her. Too bad her kids don't have the option of cutting and running.
Never trust anyone who says that they're the "only" one of anything. I'm reminded of a scene from the Simpsons when Homer asks a indigenous guy "Are you really the last of the Mohicans?" and he replies "Ehh, chicks dig it when you're the last of something." In medicine, I am very skeptical that there are any unique cases. There are atypical presentations, but unless you were onsite at Chernobyl or mucking around in an asbestos-and-lead factory, chances are, you're not that special. If you have a rare cancer or genetic condition, your PCP might not know what they're looking at immediately, and they may not have treated someone with that diagnosis before, but it has been discovered, and someone knows about it. If not, you're either a bonafide, one-in-a-trillion medical mystery, or you're full of shit. Psychiatry is a little more fluid, but we have guidelines. If you don't have either obsessions or compulsions, you cannot have OCD. You must meet X number of diagnostic criteria to receive Y diagnosis. Anyhow, she's clearly on an "awareness" power trip. Even if she weren't lying, "awareness" is the lowest form of advocacy. Parents posting meltdown videos of their autistic children and humiliating them on YouTube is "awareness." Who in this day and age is unaware of autism? The only thing they want people to be aware of is their PayPal.
She also deliberately misses the point of the criticism she has been receiving. The issue is not that her daughter is spoiled (though when you're celebrating the six month anniversary of an event that's not even a birthday, one has to wonder if you're causing more problems than you're solving). The issue is that this is bizarre, grotesque, morbid, macabre, weird behavior. She basically answers by telling us "shut up, my kid is dying, feel bad for me," and closes with the worst advice ever. Curious about someone's disability? Ask them! Ask a stranger to explain their health to you! Of course she would delight in this, because she's an attention whore, but imagine being a paraplegic at the grocery store and this gormless hick and her Frankensteined kids swan up to you and ask, because knowledge is power! I was a little heartened, at least, that she has been getting some criticism.
Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Look, I was born into a white-trash family. I've seen hunting accidents, limbs necrotic from diabetes, and home-births. I'm a veteran. I've worked in emergency departments pulling foreign objects from anuses and treating gunshot victims, people hit by buses, et. cetera. I've evaluated rapists and murderers. But for some reason, this just really turned my stomach. Look at the top left. That's not my kid. I don't even like most kids. But I could not sit by and hold a camera seeing the pain and terror on that kid's face. How does a mother even remember her Facebook page in a situation like that? And the disembodied hand, pulling her face up, putting her on display...chilling. The next picture isn't even of her face. She's just an object to be displayed and sliced open. For God's sake, a child having her head cracked open doesn't need a camera in her face. She needs comfort. She needs a mother human enough to be present with her in her time of fear. Of course, if her mother was a fucking human being, she would've never been in that situation in the first place.
Enough said. I'm not much of a psychoanalyst, so I won't venture any theories as to the psychodynamics of her more vicious treatment of her daughters. I think she tips her hand here. She tacitly admits that she won't stop. I'm ambivalent as to whether she actually can't help herself, or if she just doesn't want to, because she likes it. In my own personal opinion, I always tend to presume competence, but I'm sure there are those who would be a bit more generous.
DUSK NOTE: Krissy Klein is a fat, psycho whore and I would not have sex with her.
I can't fathom why someone want to commemorate such a traumatic event. I feel like a broken record, but I'm mildly shocked that she is so open in dwelling on and obsessing over these dangerous medical procedures. This post reads as a nauseatingly-excited reliving of what must have been a traumatic event for her daughter, with a hurriedly appended "isn't it awful?" tacked on afterwards. If you have a particularly nasty older relative or neighbor who delights in telling you that Rosie lost the baby, didn't you hear? Eighth month and everything. Dick had to get her shut up down at Juniper Hill. Terrible, innit?
This is far beyond that kind of schadenfreude, though. It's not entirely out of the question that she gets off on being healthy while her kids are in pain, but it's clearly about the attention for her. If it weren't, she wouldn't be celebrating, and she wouldn't be posting the gory details on Facebook. It's normal to go to close friends and family members for reassurance, but who cares if your cousin's ex-girlfriend puts a "sad" reaction on your status update? If she were truly traumatized, she'd never make a post, period, much less one of this tone. Think about the most frightening day of your life. For example, about seven years ago, my twin brother was in a car crash. To this day, I remember almost nothing about that day. My nephew told me that he called me, etc., etc., but that day was so stressful and horrific that all I can remember are a few random moments. I'm sure most people reading this have experienced a similarly stressful situation. Would you write about it on Facebook? Probably not, but maybe your page is carefully curated, and you've cultivated some distance. Would you write about it like this? If you answered in the affirmative, all I can do is hope that you're doing so from behind a door with a good lock on it.
I don't want to nitpick too hard, especially considering that there's plenty to criticize her for without stooping too low, but I was a bit taken aback by her seeming expectation that her daughter be "brave and strong" and handle ever
Never trust anyone who says that they're the "only" one of anything. I'm reminded of a scene from the Simpsons when Homer asks a indigenous guy "Are you really the last of the Mohicans?" and he replies "Ehh, chicks dig it when you're the last of something." In medicine, I am very skeptical that there are any unique cases. There are atypical presentations, but unless you were onsite at Chernobyl or mucking around in an asbestos-and-lead factory, chances are, you're not that special. If you have a rare cancer or genetic condition, your PCP might not know what they're looking at immediately, and they may not have treated someone with that diagnosis before, but it has been discovered, and someone knows about it. If not, you're either a bonafide, one-in-a-trillion medical mystery, or you're full of shit. Psychiatry is a little more fluid, but we have guidelines. If you don't have either obsessions or compulsions, you cannot have OCD. You must meet X number of diagnostic criteria to receive Y diagnosis. Anyhow, she's clearly on an "awareness" power trip. Even if she weren't lying, "awareness" is the lowest form of advocacy. Parents posting meltdown videos of their autistic children and humiliating them on YouTube is "awareness." Who in this day and age is unaware of autism? The only thing they want people to be aware of is their PayPal.
She also deliberately misses the point of the criticism she has been receiving. The issue is not that her daughter is spoiled (though when you're celebrating the six month anniversary of an event that's not even a birthday, one has to wonder if you're causing more problems than you're solving). The issue is that this is bizarre, grotesque, morbid, macabre, weird behavior. She basically answers by telling us "shut up, my kid is dying, feel bad for me," and closes with the worst advice ever. Curious about someone's disability? Ask them! Ask a stranger to explain their health to you! Of course she would delight in this, because she's an attention whore, but imagine being a paraplegic at the grocery store and this gormless hick and her Frankensteined kids swan up to you and ask, because knowledge is power! I was a little heartened, at least, that she has been getting some criticism.
Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Look, I was born into a white-trash family. I've seen hunting accidents, limbs necrotic from diabetes, and home-births. I'm a veteran. I've worked in emergency departments pulling foreign objects from anuses and treating gunshot victims, people hit by buses, et. cetera. I've evaluated rapists and murderers. But for some reason, this just really turned my stomach. Look at the top left. That's not my kid. I don't even like most kids. But I could not sit by and hold a camera seeing the pain and terror on that kid's face. How does a mother even remember her Facebook page in a situation like that? And the disembodied hand, pulling her face up, putting her on display...chilling. The next picture isn't even of her face. She's just an object to be displayed and sliced open. For God's sake, a child having her head cracked open doesn't need a camera in her face. She needs comfort. She needs a mother human enough to be present with her in her time of fear. Of course, if her mother was a fucking human being, she would've never been in that situation in the first place.
Enough said. I'm not much of a psychoanalyst, so I won't venture any theories as to the psychodynamics of her more vicious treatment of her daughters. I think she tips her hand here. She tacitly admits that she won't stop. I'm ambivalent as to whether she actually can't help herself, or if she just doesn't want to, because she likes it. In my own personal opinion, I always tend to presume competence, but I'm sure there are those who would be a bit more generous.
DUSK NOTE: Krissy Klein is a fat, psycho whore and I would not have sex with her.
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Hello, back with part 5 of the Magical Munchie Tour. We last covered Hailey in Chicago so let's pop into Nashville before we head back down to the Sunshine State. Say hello to Jess Paulsen, d/b/a @kinghenryofnashville and @henryshandler. Jess is the most popular of our victims with 128k followers on her dog’s insta and 11k on her personal plus multiple media appearances and a children's book to her name. She is also a massive bitch and one of the ones that constantly screeches that she doesn't have to provide any evidence that she's sick. Shall we?
This concludes the first part of our in depth look at Jess Paulsen. She has an established pattern of good health and limitless energy when there is a Disney trip or a crusie to go on, but crashes and suffers terrible fatigue whenever she is home and there's nothing fun to do. She has snared herself an enabler after her family and multiple doctors blew off her claims of dire health. She is incredibly insecure about being perceived as a faker and she probably has an eating disorder.
This is a good place to stop because 2019 is when she really blows up and starts to turn "part-time sick girl" into a career.
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Name: Jessica Paulsen (nee Messina)
Age: 25
Occupation: leech
Address: 4022 Haversack Dr. Spring Hill, TN
Jess became a social media celebrity for her photos and videos of her service dog, Henry, interacting with Disney costumed cast and for her habit of picking fights with different businesses over discrimination and access issues. Henry’s page starts off as cute puppy pics and no talk of disabilities or service doggery.
Then suddenly… (don’t worry, she fucks off with the obnoxious baby talk soon)
Constantly at Starbucks, like the most basic of basic bitch munchies that she is.
Note, she has not said what service this dog will provide other than attention.
Within a few months she’s already hit 5k followers. Here we get our first hints as to what is wrong with Jess, #connectivetissuedisorder and #chronicfatigue.
Low blood pressure, needs the dog to pick things up because she gets dizzy bending over, nearly passes out. Gee I wonder what diagnosis she’s hinting at.
Account is rapidly growing as Jess takes Henry on his first trip
This is actually cool, San Diego Zoo has put the kibosh on these asshats bringing their dogs into areas where there are prey animals that would be afraid of the dog. Good on them. I have also seen that the zoo trails at Disney World have paths that divert service dog handlers away from certain areas
Epi Pen retrieval.
And fellas, we are headed to Disney. I was genuinely shocked she didn't take him to Disneyland when she was in San Diego.
But first she takes him to Ireland. Goes into St. Patrick’s Cathedral. Not even Catholic but that didn’t sit right with me.
“Uneasy having my hooman so close to a cliff” no dipshit he was uneasy with himself being that close to a cliff.
That Is a long ass time for an 8 month old puppy to be flying.
Needs to crack down on her puppy being a puppy before she misses her opportunity to take him to Disney
Another vacation, this time to New York
ACCESS ISSUES!!! #disabilitynotforsale actually when you’re a well-to-do woman who can afford to spend her entire life going to unscrupulous doctors and quacks who will give the diagnoses and treatments you want and training your purebred dog to be an accessory and can buy all the toys your doctor won’t prescribe, disability is absolutely for sale.
We have achieved our first pilgrimage to Munchie Mecca. LOL@ this grown-ass woman paying for character dining. $80 per person to eat while adults in costumes walk around.
LOL ALEX IS HER IDOL. Stop. “Neither of us are used to this much work and activity” lol yeah maybe you should do something with your life instead of being a stay-at-home-illness faker. Also it really bothers me that they keep dropping their dogs' leashes and walking away from them in a crowded theme park.
We're back in Tennessee. She’s moving into a bigger house where she will have a whole room devoted to vlogging. (She makes a whopping 13 insanely boring videos before she throws in the towel.) Also, now she’s doing the descriptions like Alex.
“Turns out mentally stimulating my dog makes him more mentally stimulated and less likely to look for stimulation elsewhere.” Whodathunk.
At least she's not immediately claiming he's a natural alerter
In May we are back in Florida hanging out with Levi. Can't mistake that poor deformed freak for anyone. And of course this brings us back to Disney.
Again, Jess is shocked that golden retrievers have a lot of energy and enjoy pleasing their owners, or that a more mature animal behaves better than a 6 month old one.
Meanwhile, she's still in Florida and already planning her next vacation…
Baby's first hospital photo comes just days after she returns from this Disney trip and training Henry for a wheelchair heel.
pay attention to me, please!
And days after her harrowing hospital stay where she was too weak to move, she's off on another vacation and she has ACCESS ISSUES!!!
Yeah I guess when your entire life is a vacation and you never have to do anything you don't want to do, coming home from a week at the beach isn't so bad.
I love when they fill out their pain forms lol. Vanderbilt University Hospital
Drops the name Dysautonomia for the first time.
Still salty about the airline giving her shit. Apparently Henry does "light pressure therapy" while she's standing or sitting in lines.
Quirky Mean Girls themed patches on her dog's vest. One says "You can't just ask people why they need a service dog!"
Planning another vacation, this time to Alaska. She sure has a lot of energy!
In June, Henry starts having nosebleeds so she takes him to the vet. After some scans they find a mass in his sinuses that will need to be remove by drilling into his fucking skull. Rather than let the sick dog rest, Jess takes him out to work in the days before this major surgery. Jess's issue is that people will see her (healthy) working a dog that is visibly ill because they will have to shave him for the surgery and for IVs and people will frown upon this
On June 18, 2018 she starts a personal page to discuss her health and personal things and leave Henry’s to dog pix. Here we learn her tale of tragedy: her family wasn't wealthy, she had to go to school and work as a nanny (read: babysit) afterwards and was tired and nauseous. Diagnosed lyme and mono by bloodwork and given abx but that was just the beginning.
Let’s see we got midodrine, propranolol, prozac, linzess, plaquenil . . .
Antibiotics didn’t make her feel better. 2015 she had Baby’s First POTS Flare. Which she describes as abdo cramps and a semi-blackout. So she quit school and changed her diet and lifestyle to be “normal people healthy”…
“it’s not an eating disorder”
And now she gets woo treatments like Myers cocktails for her fake diseases
Magic infusions give her the ultimate munchie prize: an excuse for why she can do things when she wants to but is too weak and tired whenever it's something she doesn't feel like doing
“But it's not an eating disorder!”
Henry's surgery goes as well as it could be expected and Jess solves the problem of people hating on her for working a dog that is sick while she herself is healthy by buying the dog a hat to hide his incision.
In this post, Jess, who has obviously modeled herself on a million other fakers with disney obsessions and golden retrievers, lashes out at people who see her and try to mold themselves in her image.
Jess is very sick
Jess's "POTS doctor" does not approve of her infusions and will not give her a port. Alex chimes in.
While Henry recovers from his surgery, we are treated to a bunch of long essays wherein the lady doth protest too much that she's not faking and she's just blessed to have some really good days and you guys don't know her!!!! She's sick, really really sick!!
First mention of EDS.
In this post, Jess describes how she only started truly faking sick after she had legally ensnared her rather wealthy beau.
More waxing poetic about her eating disorder because her doctor told her she was "skinny fat" and needed to lose 9lbs of fat and replace it with twice as much muscle. Jess protests that she can neither eat nor gain muscle
Magic salt water allows her to wake up before 2pm. Also, her skin tenting slightly from the IV is "an EDS thing" and she desperately needs a port. Remember, these aren't prescribed by her doctor. She's going to a woo-woo clinic for them.
sponsored by expensive mattress company that aggressively marketed itself through social media "stars" for a while
Prepping for another Disney trip
Keeping her dog off the leash so he can wander away from her and find her husband which is something she doesn’t anticipate using in public anyway…
At least she’s getting his joints evaluated before she makes him hold her weight up and pull her, but she bought the mobility harness because she knows the answer is yes. Indicating that if the answer is no we will never find out.
Practicing the off leash “find husband” task she doesn't anticipate needing.
Traveling AGAIN.
Feel bad for Jess because she can't go stand-up paddle boarding while traveling the world all the time.
IBS, malabsorption from her entire digestive system. Vitamins in salt water make it better.
They get home and immediately prepare for their next trip
Off leash again. I swear they're all just waiting for someone to tell them to leave so they can screech about how THE ADA ALLOWS SERVICE DOGS TO WORK WITHOUT A LEASH!!!!!
Cruising to Alaska. Don't forget Jess is sick and almost had to go to the ER!
But she also has tons of energy to climb a fucking mountain.
Anxiety, separation anxiety, panic attacks, depression
Comparing POTS to dialysis dependent end stage renal failure. No, really. Dr. Blair Grubb is apparently the Trevino of the Midwest and everyone leaves his office with a POTS diagnosis. Jess does not answer questions about how she was diagnosed. I am going to guess she sought out this diagnosis and was told she just needed to exercise and hydrate properly by all of them until one told her it was POTS
Almost self-aware, worrying that if she shared her mental health status and alluded to her eating disorder people would realize she did not have the physical disorders she claims to have.
"I'm so happy and healthy right now!"
LOL SIKE I'M SUPER SICK NOW
Infusion party with Alex and some other girls!
lol sounds like an eating disorder.
Big plans moving forward with her doctor but despite writing long-ass captions every day, she's now too tired to explain
Training her dog to detect heart rate and blood pressure changes from her POTS. Key word: postural. It happens when you change the position of your body. The dog cannot predict you are going to do this, and if you start to get dizzy when you stand up sit the fuck back down until it passes.
Henry might be in a Netflix show!
Henry is also sick and might need his skull scraped out again.
But that's too bad for the little fucker because Jess NEEDS him in Disney (where she will be with other adults who can assist her in an emergency, in a theme park complex that has roughly 8 billion medic stations). Jess cannot figure out why her very sick dog is not on his A-game.
"This weekend I danced through the streets of Disney, utterly blissful." But I'm still super sick you guys!
Don't worry! Jess took Henry to the vet once she got home from this Disney trip and it turns out he just had eaten one of his toys.
Hoo boy, lots to unpack here. Jess visits her family in New York for Thanksgiving and despite that her father is in a wheelchair and battling real health problems, everyone is concerned about her health. Second, she announces she will not be traveling home for Christmas because it's too much of a burden on her health when she has just fucked off all over the country every few weeks for an entire year. Third, we find out that Jess has been faking sick since she was a child but her family told her to quit her bullshit and thought she was just being dramatic and spoiled. She has not been telling them she is sick or has become a social media celebrity for being sick until recently and is still keeping them in the dark about most of it. This, of course, makes the post about how she only really started to munch after she got married even more crystal clear: she done found herself an enabler. Don't you just love when they take all the speculation out of it for us?
And despite that long post about skipping the holidays because of her health, we're now back in Disney. Yes, again.
Do not bring your pet to Disney. Only Jess may bring her pet to Disney.
Dropping that other shoe: little Jess didn't want to grow up and have responsibilities so she has portrayed herself as growing ever-sicker so she could opt out of life.
Can travel everywhere all the time except when she doesn’t want to. Then she is far too sick. Actual Classic.
What to do if YOU, her adoring fans, see her in public!
Got that annual passholder status and already planning her next trip!
But she's so fatigued and so very very sick.
Age: 25
Occupation: leech
Address: 4022 Haversack Dr. Spring Hill, TN
Jess became a social media celebrity for her photos and videos of her service dog, Henry, interacting with Disney costumed cast and for her habit of picking fights with different businesses over discrimination and access issues. Henry’s page starts off as cute puppy pics and no talk of disabilities or service doggery.
Then suddenly… (don’t worry, she fucks off with the obnoxious baby talk soon)
Constantly at Starbucks, like the most basic of basic bitch munchies that she is.
Note, she has not said what service this dog will provide other than attention.
Within a few months she’s already hit 5k followers. Here we get our first hints as to what is wrong with Jess, #connectivetissuedisorder and #chronicfatigue.
Low blood pressure, needs the dog to pick things up because she gets dizzy bending over, nearly passes out. Gee I wonder what diagnosis she’s hinting at.
Account is rapidly growing as Jess takes Henry on his first trip
This is actually cool, San Diego Zoo has put the kibosh on these asshats bringing their dogs into areas where there are prey animals that would be afraid of the dog. Good on them. I have also seen that the zoo trails at Disney World have paths that divert service dog handlers away from certain areas
Epi Pen retrieval.
And fellas, we are headed to Disney. I was genuinely shocked she didn't take him to Disneyland when she was in San Diego.
But first she takes him to Ireland. Goes into St. Patrick’s Cathedral. Not even Catholic but that didn’t sit right with me.
“Uneasy having my hooman so close to a cliff” no dipshit he was uneasy with himself being that close to a cliff.
That Is a long ass time for an 8 month old puppy to be flying.
Needs to crack down on her puppy being a puppy before she misses her opportunity to take him to Disney
Another vacation, this time to New York
ACCESS ISSUES!!! #disabilitynotforsale actually when you’re a well-to-do woman who can afford to spend her entire life going to unscrupulous doctors and quacks who will give the diagnoses and treatments you want and training your purebred dog to be an accessory and can buy all the toys your doctor won’t prescribe, disability is absolutely for sale.
We have achieved our first pilgrimage to Munchie Mecca. LOL@ this grown-ass woman paying for character dining. $80 per person to eat while adults in costumes walk around.
LOL ALEX IS HER IDOL. Stop. “Neither of us are used to this much work and activity” lol yeah maybe you should do something with your life instead of being a stay-at-home-illness faker. Also it really bothers me that they keep dropping their dogs' leashes and walking away from them in a crowded theme park.
We're back in Tennessee. She’s moving into a bigger house where she will have a whole room devoted to vlogging. (She makes a whopping 13 insanely boring videos before she throws in the towel.) Also, now she’s doing the descriptions like Alex.
“Turns out mentally stimulating my dog makes him more mentally stimulated and less likely to look for stimulation elsewhere.” Whodathunk.
At least she's not immediately claiming he's a natural alerter
In May we are back in Florida hanging out with Levi. Can't mistake that poor deformed freak for anyone. And of course this brings us back to Disney.
Again, Jess is shocked that golden retrievers have a lot of energy and enjoy pleasing their owners, or that a more mature animal behaves better than a 6 month old one.
Meanwhile, she's still in Florida and already planning her next vacation…
Baby's first hospital photo comes just days after she returns from this Disney trip and training Henry for a wheelchair heel.
pay attention to me, please!
And days after her harrowing hospital stay where she was too weak to move, she's off on another vacation and she has ACCESS ISSUES!!!
Yeah I guess when your entire life is a vacation and you never have to do anything you don't want to do, coming home from a week at the beach isn't so bad.
I love when they fill out their pain forms lol. Vanderbilt University Hospital
Drops the name Dysautonomia for the first time.
Still salty about the airline giving her shit. Apparently Henry does "light pressure therapy" while she's standing or sitting in lines.
Quirky Mean Girls themed patches on her dog's vest. One says "You can't just ask people why they need a service dog!"
Planning another vacation, this time to Alaska. She sure has a lot of energy!
In June, Henry starts having nosebleeds so she takes him to the vet. After some scans they find a mass in his sinuses that will need to be remove by drilling into his fucking skull. Rather than let the sick dog rest, Jess takes him out to work in the days before this major surgery. Jess's issue is that people will see her (healthy) working a dog that is visibly ill because they will have to shave him for the surgery and for IVs and people will frown upon this
On June 18, 2018 she starts a personal page to discuss her health and personal things and leave Henry’s to dog pix. Here we learn her tale of tragedy: her family wasn't wealthy, she had to go to school and work as a nanny (read: babysit) afterwards and was tired and nauseous. Diagnosed lyme and mono by bloodwork and given abx but that was just the beginning.
Let’s see we got midodrine, propranolol, prozac, linzess, plaquenil . . .
Antibiotics didn’t make her feel better. 2015 she had Baby’s First POTS Flare. Which she describes as abdo cramps and a semi-blackout. So she quit school and changed her diet and lifestyle to be “normal people healthy”…
“it’s not an eating disorder”
And now she gets woo treatments like Myers cocktails for her fake diseases
Magic infusions give her the ultimate munchie prize: an excuse for why she can do things when she wants to but is too weak and tired whenever it's something she doesn't feel like doing
“But it's not an eating disorder!”
Henry's surgery goes as well as it could be expected and Jess solves the problem of people hating on her for working a dog that is sick while she herself is healthy by buying the dog a hat to hide his incision.
In this post, Jess, who has obviously modeled herself on a million other fakers with disney obsessions and golden retrievers, lashes out at people who see her and try to mold themselves in her image.
Jess is very sick
Jess's "POTS doctor" does not approve of her infusions and will not give her a port. Alex chimes in.
While Henry recovers from his surgery, we are treated to a bunch of long essays wherein the lady doth protest too much that she's not faking and she's just blessed to have some really good days and you guys don't know her!!!! She's sick, really really sick!!
First mention of EDS.
In this post, Jess describes how she only started truly faking sick after she had legally ensnared her rather wealthy beau.
More waxing poetic about her eating disorder because her doctor told her she was "skinny fat" and needed to lose 9lbs of fat and replace it with twice as much muscle. Jess protests that she can neither eat nor gain muscle
Magic salt water allows her to wake up before 2pm. Also, her skin tenting slightly from the IV is "an EDS thing" and she desperately needs a port. Remember, these aren't prescribed by her doctor. She's going to a woo-woo clinic for them.
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Prepping for another Disney trip
Keeping her dog off the leash so he can wander away from her and find her husband which is something she doesn’t anticipate using in public anyway…
At least she’s getting his joints evaluated before she makes him hold her weight up and pull her, but she bought the mobility harness because she knows the answer is yes. Indicating that if the answer is no we will never find out.
Practicing the off leash “find husband” task she doesn't anticipate needing.
Traveling AGAIN.
Feel bad for Jess because she can't go stand-up paddle boarding while traveling the world all the time.
IBS, malabsorption from her entire digestive system. Vitamins in salt water make it better.
They get home and immediately prepare for their next trip
Off leash again. I swear they're all just waiting for someone to tell them to leave so they can screech about how THE ADA ALLOWS SERVICE DOGS TO WORK WITHOUT A LEASH!!!!!
Cruising to Alaska. Don't forget Jess is sick and almost had to go to the ER!
But she also has tons of energy to climb a fucking mountain.
Anxiety, separation anxiety, panic attacks, depression
Comparing POTS to dialysis dependent end stage renal failure. No, really. Dr. Blair Grubb is apparently the Trevino of the Midwest and everyone leaves his office with a POTS diagnosis. Jess does not answer questions about how she was diagnosed. I am going to guess she sought out this diagnosis and was told she just needed to exercise and hydrate properly by all of them until one told her it was POTS
Almost self-aware, worrying that if she shared her mental health status and alluded to her eating disorder people would realize she did not have the physical disorders she claims to have.
"I'm so happy and healthy right now!"
LOL SIKE I'M SUPER SICK NOW
Infusion party with Alex and some other girls!
lol sounds like an eating disorder.
Big plans moving forward with her doctor but despite writing long-ass captions every day, she's now too tired to explain
Training her dog to detect heart rate and blood pressure changes from her POTS. Key word: postural. It happens when you change the position of your body. The dog cannot predict you are going to do this, and if you start to get dizzy when you stand up sit the fuck back down until it passes.
Henry might be in a Netflix show!
Henry is also sick and might need his skull scraped out again.
But that's too bad for the little fucker because Jess NEEDS him in Disney (where she will be with other adults who can assist her in an emergency, in a theme park complex that has roughly 8 billion medic stations). Jess cannot figure out why her very sick dog is not on his A-game.
"This weekend I danced through the streets of Disney, utterly blissful." But I'm still super sick you guys!
Don't worry! Jess took Henry to the vet once she got home from this Disney trip and it turns out he just had eaten one of his toys.
Hoo boy, lots to unpack here. Jess visits her family in New York for Thanksgiving and despite that her father is in a wheelchair and battling real health problems, everyone is concerned about her health. Second, she announces she will not be traveling home for Christmas because it's too much of a burden on her health when she has just fucked off all over the country every few weeks for an entire year. Third, we find out that Jess has been faking sick since she was a child but her family told her to quit her bullshit and thought she was just being dramatic and spoiled. She has not been telling them she is sick or has become a social media celebrity for being sick until recently and is still keeping them in the dark about most of it. This, of course, makes the post about how she only really started to munch after she got married even more crystal clear: she done found herself an enabler. Don't you just love when they take all the speculation out of it for us?
And despite that long post about skipping the holidays because of her health, we're now back in Disney. Yes, again.
Do not bring your pet to Disney. Only Jess may bring her pet to Disney.
Dropping that other shoe: little Jess didn't want to grow up and have responsibilities so she has portrayed herself as growing ever-sicker so she could opt out of life.
Can travel everywhere all the time except when she doesn’t want to. Then she is far too sick. Actual Classic.
What to do if YOU, her adoring fans, see her in public!
Got that annual passholder status and already planning her next trip!
But she's so fatigued and so very very sick.
This concludes the first part of our in depth look at Jess Paulsen. She has an established pattern of good health and limitless energy when there is a Disney trip or a crusie to go on, but crashes and suffers terrible fatigue whenever she is home and there's nothing fun to do. She has snared herself an enabler after her family and multiple doctors blew off her claims of dire health. She is incredibly insecure about being perceived as a faker and she probably has an eating disorder.
This is a good place to stop because 2019 is when she really blows up and starts to turn "part-time sick girl" into a career.
edit: dropped images as per usual
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SJ uploaded a new video: MY “BOOTY” IS TALKING (4.20.20)
Did a special effects look of a plague victim or something. Talks about the weather. Port area is bruised. Someone coming over to show her how to access and de-access herself. Cleans. Shows a model she's working on and her bedside trolley for all her medical crap.
Did a special effects look of a plague victim or something. Talks about the weather. Port area is bruised. Someone coming over to show her how to access and de-access herself. Cleans. Shows a model she's working on and her bedside trolley for all her medical crap.
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God I hope she goes for a TPN saga soon.
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Maybe this doesn't count, but didn't she just say on Sunday she was going to back off of making videos, and also doing makeup, while attempting to do more gardening?
This feels like the opposite of that.
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I guess the doctors finally got sick of her constantly ripping her line out and are hoping a port will stay put? That's my current theory.