Didn't he already have a "she don't like nice guys" song? Or is this the same one? Eh, doesn't matter, because I'm gonna have to press "X" to doubt so hard on this. X to doubt on Russ recording the song. Even if his mongoloid song was being recorded with the Commie Coof going around, it would be other people doing the actual recording since Russ can't sing, can't play an instrument with any real skill, and doesn't own or know how to use recording equipment.
Gonna also press X to doubt that Russ "just wanted to put his frustration into song". What Russ wants is to attract attention, but more importantly he wants to get women to fuck him without him having to pay for it. And if that means he has to beg, shame, intimidate, manipulate, harass, bribe, threaten, suck up, butter up, nag, browbeat, or outright lie to every woman he meets to get it, then so be it. But possibly more important than Russ having him his penis sucked, he also wants to be recognized as the brilliant, talented, stunning, brave, and inspirational stud that he has mistaken himself to be. That is what this is all really about.
And finally, gonna have to press a big, fat X to doubt that any song Russhole writes would ever be "cool, catchy and fun". Lame, pathetic, bland, and poorly written would best describe Russhole's "music" and "wooing words" going by all his past songs.
How short to you think his latest "girls won't fuck pathetic lovers like me" jingle will be? Will this be Russ' first tune to break the 90 second mark? Who do you think he will blame this time when his potato song inevitably fails to attract all the 9/10 pussy he desires? We know he won't blame who is really at fault: himself.
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