Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Civvie 11 called that in his retro review of Dark Forces , how Disney would just bring , say, Bobba Fett back because he's popular and screw continuity - "Eh, they'll probably introduce time travel, if Avengers proved anything it's that you can do whatever the fuck you want with time travel"
Time travel is nothing new to Star Wars, but it seems you could only go forward through time not back, so it was impossible to change the past, but then Dave Filoni introduced the Space Anus to save Ahsoka, so they could really do anything they want with time travel now.
 
It's not that big IMO; it's just them trying to trick you again into paying for this shit. Disney apparently learned so little, there's plausible rumors that when they do the Fantastic Four, the main plot from it will be Reed got cucked by a Black Namor.

It's just like when Klutzman gave out the "prime" timeline excuse for his shitty Star Trek fanfiction; a lie to trick fans into watching them. It's just like when Marvel Entertainment decided to fix the New New Warriors by hiding them behind good cover art of the actual New Warriors team. It's a fucking lie and complete shit designed to trick you into thinking they've changed. It hasn't, they don't care, and it will be so bad only rando tards will shill for it, since the Rat can't even pay for shills now.
Oh no, please don't misunderstand my schadenfreude as a sign of optimistic salvation. Whatever new canon or timeline they establish will undoubtedly suck or get fucked one way or the other, I just find it incredibly amusing how this goes against everything Disney, Hidalgo, Martin and nu-fans said about how their precious canon would be handled from now on, and if this new shit really is their attempt at reducing their nu-canon into apocrypha then I still see it as the silent admission of defeat that they couldn't keep that broken ship steady no matter what they tried. And if its not that, then this is the next best hilarious thing as this is them confirming that they can no longer keep track of their own retarded new canon so they had to start making new stuff be standalone due to that their own canon has become an even bigger and more confusing mess than the old canon at its weakest could ever hope to be. Hell in just 6 years Disney had more worse guides and books than over 40 years of SW history. Its all downhill from here but at least it will hopefully lead to more people to stop treating Disney's garbage as anything remotely valid or try to justify its horrid existence by using the typical "it wasn't that bad", "I don't like it either but its canon" or "I expected far worse"" arguments.
 
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Oh no, please don't misunderstand my schadenfreude as a sign of optimistic salvation. Whatever new canon or timeline they establish will undoubtedly suck or get fucked one way or the other, I just find it incredibly amusing how this goes against everything Disney, Hidalgo, Martin and nu-fans said about how their precious canon would be handled from now on, and if this new shit really is their attempt at reducing their nu-canon into apocrypha then I still see it as the silent admission of defeat that they couldn't keep that broken ship steady no matter what they tried. Its all downhill from here but at least hopefully it will lead to more people treating Disney's garbage as anything remotely valid or try to justify its horrid existence by using the typical "it wasn't that bad" or "I expected far worse" arguments.
Canon has lost all its meaning thanks to Kathleen Kennedy and Disney Star Wars.
 
Canon has lost all its meaning thanks to Kathleen Kennedy and Disney Star Wars.
Its honestly become just a crappy label to convince people to consoooom product mindlessly without question. Like with Star Trek, the new Terminator and so many others. SW was better off with its old canon-tiers system instead of this rigorous and unbending one true Disney canon crap that prioritizes only itself for personal gain while rewriting history by pretending the OT had unfinished business or that the "Skywalker Saga" was ever a thing until now, or like how they completely fucked over Terminator just to replace Skynet and John Connor with woke and milquetoast ripoffs for the sake of the Current Year standards.
Time travel is nothing new to Star Wars, but it seems you could only go forward through time not back, so it was impossible to change the past, but then Dave Filoni introduced the Space Anus to save Ahsoka, so they could really do anything they want with time travel now.
Pretty much. Most instances of backwards time travel were proven false or were the result of some sort of illusion thing or just part of some non-canon "what if" comic. Only instance of a traditional backwards time machine in old stuff was a non-canon Spanish children's comic from the 80s. The Aing-Tii "flow walking" thing though is you exploring a non-interactive "imprint" of the past which can cause visions on very very rare occasions. But other than that, no real backwards time travel exists as you said, just forward time travel via hyperspace fuckery where someone gets lost in hyperspace and ends up popping out a hundred years later. Other than that, the existence of alternate timelines were alluded to only on two occasions. One was the ancient Darkstaff incident which I covered here before back around when the first Plan IX leaks came out which created a few alternate timelines (however even this was a case of forward time travel, not backwards):
And then there's the info from the SE coverage/summary I've been doing aka the Shitpost of the Gods which I haven't finished summarizing yet (which was the last piece of old media before Disney pressed the reset button) which reveals how the Disneyverse came into being and is confirmed to be the "Fallen Timeline" of Star Wars.
 
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Pretty much. Most instance of backwards time travel were proven false or were the result of some sort of illusion thing or just part of some non-canon "what if" comic. Only instance of a traditional backwards time machine in old stuff was a non-canon Spanish children's comic from the 80s. The Aing-Tii "flow walking" thing though is you exploring a non-interactive "imprint" of the past which can cause visions on very very rare occasions. But other than that, no real backwards time travel exists as you said, just forward time travel via hyperspace fuckery where someone gets lost in hyperspace and ends up popping out a hundred years later. Other than that, the existence of alternate timelines were alluded to only on two occasions. One was the ancient Darkstaff incident which I covered here before back around when the first Plan IX leaks came out which created a few alternate timelines (however even this was a case of forward time travel, not backwards):
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/star-wars-griefing-thread-the-rise-of-skywalker-spoilers.32492/page-317#post-4126972 And then there's the info from the SE coverage/summary I've been doing aka the Shitpost of the Gods which I haven't finished summarizing yet (which was the last piece of old media before Disney pressed the reset button) which reveals how the Disneyverse came into being and is confirmed to be the "Fallen Timeline" of Star Wars.
Time travel is only used well when the main theme was time travel to begin with like with Back to the Future or The Girl who lept through time, most other times it feels like a cop-out at least when it involves backwards time travel.
 
Oh no, please don't misunderstand my schadenfreude as a sign of optimistic salvation. Whatever new canon or timeline they establish will undoubtedly suck or get fucked one way or the other, I just find it incredibly amusing how this goes against everything Disney, Hidalgo, Martin and nu-fans said about how their precious canon would be handled from now on, and if this new shit really is their attempt at reducing their nu-canon into apocrypha then I still see it as the silent admission of defeat that they couldn't keep that broken ship steady no matter what they tried. Its all downhill from here but at least hopefully it will lead to more people treating Disney's garbage as anything remotely valid or try to justify by using the typical "it wasn't that bad" or "I expected far worse" arguments.
Matt Martin already said "Canon" doesn't even matter anymore. I just wish they stopped with the pretense of all this being canon, Dave Filoni even contradicted the Ahsoka novel by giving her blue lightsabers instead of her usual green ones, I want to know the thought process behind this decision because they are technically still hers, did Anakin having them change them to blue? I thought once a lightsaber was built its blade was permanent, did Anakin replace her crystals or do lightsabers now work like mood rings? Can non force users change a lighsaber's color? This overall is a minor recon that doesn't really change the story but it adds so many questions. I think it's purely an aesthetic choice, but I don't understand the in-universe reason.
 
Time travel is only used well when the main theme was time travel to begin with like with Back to the Future or The Girl who lept through time, most other times it feels like a cop-out at least when it involves backwards time travel.
Agreed. It only ever seems to work best in media where Time Travel is the main focus. In anything else where its added in midway or near the end it just feels phoned in to try and help the writer escape his own mistakes.
 
Agreed. It only ever seems to work best in media where Time Travel is the main focus. In anything else where its added in midway or near the end it just feels phoned in to try and help the writer escape his own mistakes.
I have mixed thoughts on Endgame, It didn't use time travel horribly but I would of liked it way more if they didn't use it. Still Endgame is way better than the Fan Fic trilogy.
 
Its honestly become just a crappy label to convince people to consoooom product mindlessly without question. Like with Star Trek, the new Terminator and so many others. SW was better off with its old canon-tiers system instead of this rigorous and unbending one true Disney canon crap that prioritizes only itself for personal gain while rewriting history by pretending the OT had unfinished business or that the "Skywalker Saga" was ever a thing until now, or like how they completely fucked over Terminator just to replace Skynet and John Connor with woke and milquetoast ripoffs for the sake of the Current Year standards.

Pretty much. Most instance of backwards time travel were proven false or were the result of some sort of illusion thing or just part of some non-canon "what if" comic. Only instance of a traditional backwards time machine in old stuff was a non-canon Spanish children's comic from the 80s. The Aing-Tii "flow walking" thing though is you exploring a non-interactive "imprint" of the past which can cause visions on very very rare occasions. But other than that, no real backwards time travel exists as you said, just forward time travel via hyperspace fuckery where someone gets lost in hyperspace and ends up popping out a hundred years later. Other than that, the existence of alternate timelines were alluded to only on two occasions. One was the ancient Darkstaff incident which I covered here before back around when the first Plan IX leaks came out which created a few alternate timelines (however even this was a case of forward time travel, not backwards):
And then there's the info from the SE coverage/summary I've been doing aka the Shitpost of the Gods which I haven't finished summarizing yet (which was the last piece of old media before Disney pressed the reset button) which reveals how the Disneyverse came into being and is confirmed to be the "Fallen Timeline" of Star Wars.
Your Shitposts of the Gods inspired me to delve into both Cult Encounters and Supernatural Encounters. I'd forgotten that Alan Moore had written since early Star Wars comics, but a few he wrote are prominent in both works.

Supernatural tries to tie all the loose mythos from various Star Wars tales and make a cohesive origin/universe of them. It starts more as a traditional archeology story, but moves to an almost Silmarillion style narration of the ages.

That said, it felt like both Encounters works are in need of some editorial direction, especially the cutesy character names as references to other series (Hari Seldona, really?), and I almost stopped at the oblique inclusion/injection of Battlestar Galactica lore into the mythos.

Both are still better than 99% of current rat crap though, if anyone is interested they're up here:




 
That said, it felt like both Encounters works are in need of some editorial direction, especially the cutesy character names as references to other series (Hari Seldona, really?)
Editing is indeed a must, but one can't blame the author since he never had a chance to run this through an editor before Disney shut down Hyperspace. It was only thanks to SWTimeline that this thing saw the light of day at all along with some other unreleased stuff. However he does have an editor and an actual team now helping him for the edited and updated version coming out in September or October of this year. As for the names, that's not his doing as a lot of them come from older sources as far back as the 70s and as late as the early 90s or unused ideas by Lucas himself, like some of the battleship names (akin to cringe names such as Nute Gunray), and Hari Seldona's name is actually a reference to Hari Seldon, one of the character's from Isamov's Foundation novels which helped to inspire elements in SW (obviously not the same characters, just an allusion). The BG stuff (as forced as it was much to my distaste) is mostly a reference to the Star Wars entries in the old InQuest tabletop magazines from the 90s which had similar crossover tie-ins for tabletop purposes, but thankfully its minor and easily dismissable, especially since it wasn't in the original early versions of SE before it was put on Timeline.
 
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Well fuck, looks like that new series is a hangover of Kennedy's wokeness.

Seriously, how the fuck did Star Wars get like this? Even kids know that there is something off with Disney Star Wars. All I can see as a positive is that since Disney doesn't care about canon, none of the shit they do is Star Wars is actually part of Star Wars lore.
 
Well fuck, looks like that new series is a hangover of Kennedy's wokeness.

Seriously, how the fuck did Star Wars get like this? Even kids know that there is something off with Disney Star Wars. All I can see as a positive is that since Disney doesn't care about canon, none of the shit they do is Star Wars is actually part of Star Wars lore.
Sometime I think these people have more resentment towards white women than white men, at least white women who don't 100% fall in line with there ideology, if not at best they are entitled karens or worse evil racist who want to lock up all and lynch innocent black men and kill brown children.

Looks will get more human diversity and less aliens of course.
 
Sometime I think these people have more resentment towards white women than white men, at least white women who don't 100% fall in line with there ideology, if not at best they are entitled karens or worse evil racist who want to lock up all and lynch innocent black men and kill brown children.

Looks will get more human diversity and less aliens of course.
It's wrong to collectively judge people base on race, but whitey is free game. The white men allies they have already been cucked so hard, so now it's White Women and Asian men who are the cause for the evils of the world. Except Kathleen Kennedy for some reason.
 
It's wrong to collectively judge people base on race, but whitey is free game. The white men allies they have already been cucked so hard, so now it's White Women and Asian men who are the cause for the evils of the world. Except Kathleen Kennedy for some reason.
It's curious to me to these people were silent about Kathleen Kennedy when she screwed over Deborah Chow an asian woman director during Kenobi, I mean people bitched about Kathleen Kennedy, but they never seemed to hold White Privilege against her while they'll use it against white woman of lower classes for looking wrongly at a black person. To me they don't care about less white people in Hollywood it's more about ideology.

Though I still agree that Daisy Ridley is way more privilege than John Boyega not because of Race, Just Because Ridley was born into acting royalty and got to go to prestige acting schools pretty easily, and had a much bigger safety net than John Boyega.
 
Has anyone ever brought up a twitter page called " Shitty Star Wars Takes" (@SW_takes) on this thread before. These retards are right up our alley.
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Its a gimmick account made by some mad nerd and a tranny dedicated to screenshot-ing any take that is negative of their uwu space adventure franchise or its recent Far left influences
(heres a few)
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If you hadn't guessed this account likes to use the G+G guy as their punching bag
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Him sperging at people sperging about the new female series

Upon further inspection the account is co-owned, one is some irrelevant nerd but the other... well lets just say viewing their twitter page answers al LOT of questions
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The jokes write themselves.
Did I forget to mention Quinton Reviews follows SW takes? I wonder why
 
Has anyone ever brought up a twitter page called " Shitty Star Wars Takes" (@SW_takes) on this thread before. These exceptional individuals are right up our alley.
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Its a gimmick account made by some mad nerd and a tranny dedicated to screenshot-ing any take that is negative of their uwu space adventure franchise or its recent Far left influences
(heres a few)
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If you hadn't guessed this account likes to use the G+G guy as their punching bag
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Him sperging at people sperging about the new female series

Upon further inspection the account is co-owned, one is some irrelevant nerd but the other... well lets just say viewing their twitter page answers al LOT of questions
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The jokes write themselves.
Did I forget to mention Quinton Reviews follows SW takes? I wonder why
A bizarre thing I've noticed is a lot of shitty take twitter accounts are run by troons. There were two big ones for gaming and anime that wound up feuding with each other until one drove the other off of the internet completely.

Star Trek shitty takes when?
 
Has anyone ever brought up a twitter page called " Shitty Star Wars Takes" (@SW_takes) on this thread before. These exceptional individuals are right up our alley.
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Its a gimmick account made by some mad nerd and a tranny dedicated to screenshot-ing any take that is negative of their uwu space adventure franchise or its recent Far left influences
(heres a few)
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If you hadn't guessed this account likes to use the G+G guy as their punching bag
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Him sperging at people sperging about the new female series

Upon further inspection the account is co-owned, one is some irrelevant nerd but the other... well lets just say viewing their twitter page answers al LOT of questions
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The jokes write themselves.
Did I forget to mention Quinton Reviews follows SW takes? I wonder why
Communist Tranny Mexican!
 
Communist Tranny Mexican!
My favorite is that his tweets are protected and he has a link to a "art" discord
A bizarre thing I've noticed is a lot of shitty take twitter accounts are run by troons. There were two big ones for gaming and anime that wound up feuding with each other until one drove the other off of the internet completely.

Star Trek shitty takes when?
Thats because troons can't argue. They are too much of a laughingstock to take seriously, so they hide behind the success of gimmick accounts to snipe at their enemies. This page in particular never @ the people they go after. Lord only knows the dumpster fire that would ensue if Mauler or Jeremy retweeted them.
 
Also this pisses me off
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You can't be critical of a show and still watch and like it guys! UwU
Is Disney just using the stimulus package to have the retards play corpsec? Oh wait, it's a miserable troon angry that others can have fun and so is being contrarian and trying to tell them to not have fun.

How dare you have fun or critique product.
 
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