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[ON 190]

You've become sluthatecel.

I am become slayer, seducer of sluts.

Edit: Remember, kids, if you're in an instrumental blues band you're automatically a Slayer. Because there ain't no dry panties when you play in 12/8 time.

 

[Lalala]

I think that "jawcel" is one, too.

Correct me if I'm wrong (and I never am), but "cel" is short for "celibate," so are they saying all the prefixes can't get laid? Ignore the fact that "chaste" would be the word they want to use...

• Currycel - Indian people can't get laid. Because there aren't over a billion of them.
• Incel - Okay, we all know this "word."
• Jawcel - Can't get laid because of the shape of your jaw.
• Gookcel - Italian (?) people can't get laid.
• Skullcel - Can't get laid because @Amud said yo' skull ain't the right shape, boy.
• Volcel - You choose not to get laid. This does not exist, according to them.
• Oldcel - Too old to get laid, since your dick shoots nothing but dust.
• Gymcel - You aren't buff enough to get laid?

Why do I have a sinking feeling that I'm rapidly becoming this thread's resident "expert" on Sluthate? Oh well, time to organize my "Sluthate screencap" folder. Yes I have one dear god what has my life become.

Where's "twatcel", "cuntcel" and "dickthesizeofacel", it would be an easy definition for everyone on that site

 

[JU 199]

twatcel

Prickcel has a nice ring to it!

 

[DrChristianTroy]

A list of topics from their "Race" sub-forum:

I think my favorite is the first topic. IT'S THE JEWS BEHIND IT ALL!

Because when I think of intellectual discussions on race it's a bunch of misogynists who get together to talk about how women are scary. Fuck these wack assholes.

Also to answer one of the threads the black community invented all the cool ass shit white people like. White people just decided to claim they invented it. #RealTalk

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

I think that "jawcel" is one, too.

Correct me if I'm wrong (and I never am), but "cel" is short for "celibate," so are they saying all the prefixes can't get laid? Ignore the fact that "chaste" would be the word they want to use...

• Currycel - Indian people can't get laid. Because there aren't over a billion of them.
• Incel - Okay, we all know this "word."
• Jawcel - Can't get laid because of the shape of your jaw.
• Gookcel - Italian (?) people can't get laid.
• Skullcel - Can't get laid because @Amud said yo' skull ain't the right shape, boy.
• Volcel - You choose not to get laid. This does not exist, according to them.
• Oldcel - Too old to get laid, since your dick shoots nothing but dust.
• Gymcel - You aren't buff enough to get laid?

Why do I have a sinking feeling that I'm rapidly becoming this thread's resident "expert" on Sluthate? Oh well, time to organize my "Sluthate screencap" folder. Yes I have one dear god what has my life become.

We also have this gem, courtesy of the L-S.com wiki:
"In sexless marriages, one or both partners may be marcel, but this is not a requirement."

Spoiler: seems legit

 

[JU 199]

"In sexless marriages, one or both partners may be marcel, but this is not a requirement."

That's the most retarded thing I've ever read

Update on @flossman's imgur post

Edit: Link- http://sluthate.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=75505

 

[DrChristianTroy]

That's the most retarded thing I've ever read

Update on @flossman's imgur post

View attachment 22136

"You were this close to getting fucked up".... with impotent moaning and being called imgurcel.

 

[Stratomsk]

http://sluthate.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=75909

Spoiler: 'Legit' Words

supercalifragilisticexpialidociouscel
Stupidfuckswhorepeatthreadswhichhavealreadybeendonetodeathcel
closetedhomocel
fapstowachowskicel
pussycel
inceldoesntexistcel
delusionalcel
celcel
Perfectcel

In other words, -cel can literally be applied to anything and doesn't mean a damn thing.

 

[Lalala]

"You were this close to getting fucked up".... with impotent moaning and being called imgurcel.

God that sounds like such an Essex chav thing to say, right after they've exhausted the 'I fucked your mum' line

 

[AnOminous]

LOL @ hunted the mammoth. So we used to hunt a creature so inefficient it fucking became extinct before civilization even existed.

We're supposed to be proud about this?

 

[JU 199]

God that sounds like such an Essex chav thing to say, right after they've exhausted the 'I fucked your mum' line

He's still a few posts away from "Eeeee lad I'll fukin ruin yer"

 

[Lalala]

So I got bored again and this happened, thinking I do a doodle every time these twats do

 

[I AM STRAIGHT!!!!]

He's had his moments! I mean, look at this and this.

Oh, this stuff. Message aside, I just love these characterizations ... These women who drive men to despair, then promptly bare all and spread wide for a series of huge masculine tattooed guys. I could read entire stories about these people.

 

[Meowthkip]

I think that "jawcel" is one, too.

Correct me if I'm wrong (and I never am), but "cel" is short for "celibate," so are they saying all the prefixes can't get laid? Ignore the fact that "chaste" would be the word they want to use...

• Currycel - Indian people can't get laid. Because there aren't over a billion of them.
• Incel - Okay, we all know this "word."
• Jawcel - Can't get laid because of the shape of your jaw.
• Gookcel - Italian (?) people can't get laid.
• Skullcel - Can't get laid because @Amud said yo' skull ain't the right shape, boy.
• Volcel - You choose not to get laid. This does not exist, according to them.
• Oldcel - Too old to get laid, since your dick shoots nothing but dust.
• Gymcel - You aren't buff enough to get laid?

Why do I have a sinking feeling that I'm rapidly becoming this thread's resident "expert" on Sluthate? Oh well, time to organize my "Sluthate screencap" folder. Yes I have one dear god what has my life become.

"Gookcel" would be an east Asian person who can't get laid. An Italian who can't get laid would be a wopcel.

... I never wanted this knowledge of ethnic and racial slurs.

 

[wheat pasta]

I think gymcel is more along the lines of "Well I can't get laid and want to obsess over it, better distract myself by pumping some iron since I'll never pump a qtpie gf. "

 

[Lalala]

"Gookcel" would be an east Asian person who can't get laid. An Italian who can't get laid would be a wopcel.

... I never wanted this knowledge of ethnic and racial slurs.

It doesn't matter cos an Italian that can't get laid doesn't exist
(Like really sluthate if you're gonna use racial stereotypes you have to take the good with the bad here)

 

[APerson]

Do the prefixes stack? Could there be a volgymoldcel? Important things to know.

 

[Stratomsk]

Do the prefixes stack? Could there be a volgymoldcel? Important things to know.

You can literally take any string of characters and make it a reason why you can't get laid.

The possibilities are limitless.

 

[JU 199]

You can literally take any string of characters and make it a reason why you can't get laid.

The possibilities are limitless.

"I'm a level 5 Wizardlovecel. Sluts will not sleep with me because my chin's too small."

 

[I AM STRAIGHT!!!!]

Don't forget copecel: one deluded into believing that his celibacy hasn't been imposed involuntarily; aka anyone who criticizes sluthaters