Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[LiquidKid]

Because he believes traditional blue-collar jobs (construction, truck driving, welding, etc.) are going to be automated, and so are obsolete. He has deluded himself into thinking that robots will magically perform traditionally physical jobs, while believing his job, and jobs like it, can never be replaced by machines, which makes him the real working class (those YouTube views will tick right back up! You'll see!) The traditional working class, in his mind, is made up of obsolete mayonnaise ghouls who deserve to be driven to extinction.
It may also give him a sense of superiority- yes, he's of the working class, but he's also an intellectual, which means he's superior to the rest of those blue-collar Starbucks baristas (probably because he understands that if he was forced to debate a real intellectual, his opponent would mop the floor with him.)
I get some people find this aspect of Cinema Robert infuriating, but this is part of what makes him so hilarious to me- the absolute disconnect between his views and reality. He insists he's a blue collar worker, when in reality he's a lazy YouTube has-been. He believes that he's creative when in actuality all of his ideas are rehashes of ideas that came before (and not even recently; all are from his own youth). He insists that he's an intellectual, and yet can't view the world beyond the lens of pop culture, TV shows, movies, cartoons, and video games. He claims a quadruple helping of McBurgers is small for the average person, when in reality a normal person would be sick about halfway through. He insists he has the influence and reach he once had, yet his new Twitter account and declining YouTube views tell a radically different story.
He constantly insists he's something he's not, that the world is something it isn't, and that his Superior Future totally isn't a call for purging anyone who doesn't blindly vote blue. That he's so utterly divorced from harsh reality is how he got a thread with 2600+ pages (as of this post) in about 5 an a half years (or about 39.4 pages a month.)
I wish you a long life of amusing me, Bob! May your clogged heart never give out!
Edited for clarity

Other than the game over eater’s pathetic story segments, what has bob actually created? Last I checked, being a critic and/or commentator does not make one a creative

 

[BeboRefugee]

Because he believes traditional blue-collar jobs (construction, truck driving, welding, etc.) are going to be automated, and so are obsolete. He has deluded himself into thinking that robots will magically perform traditionally physical jobs, while believing his job, and jobs like it, can never be replaced by machines, which makes him the real working class (those YouTube views will tick right back up! You'll see!) The traditional working class, in his mind, is made up of obsolete mayonnaise ghouls who deserve to be driven to extinction.
It may also give him a sense of superiority- yes, he's of the working class, but he's also an intellectual, which means he's superior to the rest of those blue-collar Starbucks baristas (probably because he understands that if he was forced to debate a real intellectual, his opponent would mop the floor with him.)
I get some people find this aspect of Cinema Robert infuriating, but this is part of what makes him so hilarious to me- the absolute disconnect between his views and reality. He insists he's a blue collar worker, when in reality he's a lazy YouTube has-been. He believes that he's creative when in actuality all of his ideas are rehashes of ideas that came before (and not even recently; all are from his own youth). He insists that he's an intellectual, and yet can't view the world beyond the lens of pop culture, TV shows, movies, cartoons, and video games. He claims a quadruple helping of McBurgers is small for the average person, when in reality a normal person would be sick about halfway through. He insists he has the influence and reach he once had, yet his new Twitter account and declining YouTube views tell a radically different story.
He constantly insists he's something he's not, that the world is something it isn't, and that his Superior Future totally isn't a call for purging anyone who doesn't blindly vote blue. That he's so utterly divorced from harsh reality is how he got a thread with 2600+ pages (as of this post) in about 5 an a half years (or about 39.4 pages a month.)
I wish you a long life of amusing me, Bob! May your clogged heart never give out!
Edited for clarity

Under what criteria is Bob an 'intellectual'? I don't think it's a prerequisite, but what's his degree in? Did he go to college? Is he part of MENSA? I know plenty of people that (jokingly of course) raise the bar based on their own situation. The STEM students say Business and Arts degrees aren't doing real college degrees. The PhD students say the cut-off is after your Masters'. What's Bob's substantive metric here?

Bob seems to labour under the delusion that in the absence of any athletic ability, all his character spread points must have gone into Wisdom and Intelligence. Unfortunately for Bob, life isn't a videogame, and some people are great at a whole bunch of stuff, others make weird ranty videos on the internet about nerd fiction as a retreat from the real world.

 

[Positron]

Bob seems to labour under the delusion that in the absence of any athletic ability, all his character spread points must have gone into Wisdom and Intelligence. Unfortunately for Bob, life isn't a videogame, and some people are great at a whole bunch of stuff, others make weird ranty videos on the internet about nerd fiction as a retreat from the real world.

If life were a video game, Bobby would be the kind who dumps all his stats in exchange of start-up gear, such as Amiibos.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Under what criteria is Bob an 'intellectual'? I don't think it's a prerequisite, but what's his degree in? Did he go to college? Is he part of MENSA? I know plenty of people that (jokingly of course) raise the bar based on their own situation. The STEM students say Business and Arts degrees aren't doing real college degrees. The PhD students say the cut-off is after your Masters'. What's Bob's substantive metric here?

Bob seems to labour under the delusion that in the absence of any athletic ability, all his character spread points must have gone into Wisdom and Intelligence. Unfortunately for Bob, life isn't a videogame, and some people are great at a whole bunch of stuff, others make weird ranty videos on the internet about nerd fiction as a retreat from the real world.

I think it's his religious beliefs (or lack thereof.) He seems to think that, because he's an atheist, it automatically makes him smarter than anyone who's a Christian (we all know he'd never dare say Muslims are stupid.) Nevermind the scientific advances performed by Christians; because they believe a God exists, they must be morons. And because Bob believes there is no God, he's automatically smarter than them. He believes the world comes down to thinkers vs. believers, ignoring that these are not mutually exclusive; because he doesn't believe in a God, he's automatically a "thinker" and therefore better (all while ignoring the irony that he blindly believes in the Superior Future).

 

[The tired cat]

If life were a video game, Bobby would be the kind who dumps all his stats in exchange of start-up gear, such as Amiibos.

More like he'd blow all his character points on that ONE skill that is useless and barely comes up in the game

 

[Mola Ram]

More like he'd blow all his character points on that ONE skill that is useless and barely comes up in the game

Super Mario Lore.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

More like he'd blow all his character points on that ONE skill that is useless and barely comes up in the game

fortitude saves. The beetus and a shit life style has yet to kill him

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

Because he believes traditional blue-collar jobs (construction, truck driving, welding, etc.) are going to be automated, and so are obsolete. He has deluded himself into thinking that robots will magically perform traditionally physical jobs, while believing his job, and jobs like it, can never be replaced by machines, which makes him the real working class (those YouTube views will tick right back up! You'll see!) The traditional working class, in his mind, is made up of obsolete mayonnaise ghouls who deserve to be driven to extinction.
It may also give him a sense of superiority- yes, he's of the working class, but he's also an intellectual, which means he's superior to the rest of those blue-collar Starbucks baristas (probably because he understands that if he was forced to debate a real intellectual, his opponent would mop the floor with him.)
I get some people find this aspect of Cinema Robert infuriating, but this is part of what makes him so hilarious to me- the absolute disconnect between his views and reality. He insists he's a blue collar worker, when in reality he's a lazy YouTube has-been. He believes that he's creative when in actuality all of his ideas are rehashes of ideas that came before (and not even recently; all are from his own youth). He insists that he's an intellectual, and yet can't view the world beyond the lens of pop culture, TV shows, movies, cartoons, and video games. He claims a quadruple helping of McBurgers is small for the average person, when in reality a normal person would be sick about halfway through. He insists he has the influence and reach he once had, yet his new Twitter account and declining YouTube views tell a radically different story.
He constantly insists he's something he's not, that the world is something it isn't, and that his Superior Future totally isn't a call for purging anyone who doesn't blindly vote blue. That he's so utterly divorced from harsh reality is how he got a thread with 2600+ pages (as of this post) in about 5 an a half years (or about 39.4 pages a month.)
I wish you a long life of amusing me, Bob! May your clogged heart never give out!
Edited for clarity

Just gonna throw this out there.

People have speculated as early as 1913 that monkeys can bang out books on keyboards given enough time.

We're way closer to replacing people like Bob's "careers" with AI than we are being able to make fully autonomous construction robots.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Just gonna throw this out there.

People have speculated as early as 1913 that monkey can bang out books on keyboards given enough time.

We're way closer to replacing people like Bob's "careers" with AI than we are being able to make fully autonomous construction robots.

Case in point.

 

[Calandrino]

Of course he would take issue with this
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It is, uh, quite a simile.

I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!

 

[CharlesBarkley]

This coming from a guy who legit worships hollywood pussy and spends 99% of his time on blockbuster superhero movies and retweeting warren lol

 

[BubbleButt]

I dunno, Bob, check their Patreon vs yours.

Chapo is getting PAID!

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Other than the game over eater’s pathetic story segments, what has bob actually created? Last I checked, being a critic and/or commentator does not make one a creative

He wrote a book that you're not allowed to talk about unless it's praise otherwise you're mocking the fact that he has a dead grandma.

More like he'd blow all his character points on that ONE skill that is useless and barely comes up in the game

SELF ASSURED - 99

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Bob is the mongoloid’s thinking man.


That’s quite a few rungs below the thinking man’s mongoloid.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

He wrote a book that you're not allowed to talk about unless it's praise otherwise you're mocking the fact that he has a dead grandma.

Or how he compared the reveal of SMB3 in The Wizard to JFK getting shot.

Or how he played his games into his car until his parents went to bed.

Or how he sabotage his counseling over his anger management.

Or how he compared the console wars to Vietnam.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Under what criteria is Bob an 'intellectual'? I don't think it's a prerequisite, but what's his degree in? Did he go to college? Is he part of MENSA? I know plenty of people that (jokingly of course) raise the bar based on their own situation. The STEM students say Business and Arts degrees aren't doing real college degrees. The PhD students say the cut-off is after your Masters'. What's Bob's substantive metric here?

Bob seems to labour under the delusion that in the absence of any athletic ability, all his character spread points must have gone into Wisdom and Intelligence. Unfortunately for Bob, life isn't a videogame, and some people are great at a whole bunch of stuff, others make weird ranty videos on the internet about nerd fiction as a retreat from the real world.

I think it's his religious beliefs (or lack thereof.) He seems to think that, because he's an atheist, it automatically makes him smarter than anyone who's a Christian (we all know he'd never dare say Muslims are stupid.) Nevermind the scientific advances performed by Christians; because they believe a God exists, they must be morons. And because Bob believes there is no God, he's automatically smarter than them. He believes the world comes down to thinkers vs. believers, ignoring that these are not mutually exclusive; because he doesn't believe in a God, he's automatically a "thinker" and therefore better (all while ignoring the irony that he blindly believes in the Superior Future).

There is that, but there's more to it, as in, Blob not only thinks atheists are smarter than religious people (particularly christians), he also thinks blindly voting blue is smarter than voting red. He thinks his smoothbrained galaxy takes are automatically superior because he's of the Democrat Right Side Of History for the Superior Fyoocha, and anyone who doesn't think like he does wanting Moon Wheat, interplanetary colonization, and that robot body out of Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex is exceptional. While it's probably fair to consider bigotry in general to be a form of stupidity, the fact is that bigotry exists across the political spectrum, including in Film Robert. However, he believes the bigotry he engages in to be not-bigotry, because it's perfectly acceptable to be bigoted towards the wasteland mayonnaise ghouls who are holding back progress and thus himself.

In another time and another context, Bob has the capacity to be the most obvious and venomous racist alive (against PeeOhCees, rather than tard cum skintoned ghouls).

 

[BR55]

There is that, but there's more to it, as in, Blob not only thinks atheists are smarter than religious people (particularly christians), he also thinks blindly voting blue is smarter than voting red. He thinks his smoothbrained galaxy takes are automatically superior because he's of the Democrat Right Side Of History for the Superior Fyoocha, and anyone who doesn't think like he does wanting Moon Wheat, interplanetary colonization, and that robot body out of Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex is exceptional. While it's probably fair to consider bigotry in general to be a form of stupidity, the fact is that bigotry exists across the political spectrum, including in Film Robert. However, he believes the bigotry he engages in to be not-bigotry, because it's perfectly acceptable to be bigoted towards the wasteland mayonnaise ghouls who are holding back progress and thus himself.

In another time and another context, Bob has the capacity to be the most obvious and venomous racist alive (against PeeOhCees, rather than tard cum skintoned ghouls).

Bob's unwavering belief that merely living in Massachusetts makes him inherently Superior to someone in Iowa or Kansas is one of the biggest arguments for him being an autist.
It goes beyond typical Masshole or Californian smugness and crosses over into pathology.
Not to mention clinging to his Boston heritage when he's spent his entire life in the suburban desolation of Lyn.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Other than the game over eater’s pathetic story segments, what has bob actually created? Last I checked, being a critic and/or commentator does not make one a creative

0 level of entry. A thing that literally anyone on the planet can do. It's have an opinion.

More like he'd blow all his character points on that ONE skill that is useless and barely comes up in the game

He'd put all points into swim. Not gonna get trapped in that basement apartment suite when it floods.

 

[LiquidKid]

0 level of entry. A thing that literally anyone on the planet can do. It's have an opinion.

He'd put all points into swim. Not gonna get trapped in that basement apartment suite when it floods.

But that’s being a critic, not a creative

 

[Cosmug]

Because he believes traditional blue-collar jobs (construction, truck driving, welding, etc.) are going to be automated, and so are obsolete. He has deluded himself into thinking that robots will magically perform traditionally physical jobs, while believing his job, and jobs like it, can never be replaced by machines, which makes him the real working class (those YouTube views will tick right back up! You'll see!) The traditional working class, in his mind, is made up of obsolete mayonnaise ghouls who deserve to be driven to extinction.
It may also give him a sense of superiority- yes, he's of the working class, but he's also an intellectual, which means he's superior to the rest of those blue-collar Starbucks baristas (probably because he understands that if he was forced to debate a real intellectual, his opponent would mop the floor with him.)
I get some people find this aspect of Cinema Robert infuriating, but this is part of what makes him so hilarious to me- the absolute disconnect between his views and reality. He insists he's a blue collar worker, when in reality he's a lazy YouTube has-been. He believes that he's creative when in actuality all of his ideas are rehashes of ideas that came before (and not even recently; all are from his own youth). He insists that he's an intellectual, and yet can't view the world beyond the lens of pop culture, TV shows, movies, cartoons, and video games. He claims a quadruple helping of McBurgers is small for the average person, when in reality a normal person would be sick about halfway through. He insists he has the influence and reach he once had, yet his new Twitter account and declining YouTube views tell a radically different story.
He constantly insists he's something he's not, that the world is something it isn't, and that his Superior Future totally isn't a call for purging anyone who doesn't blindly vote blue. That he's so utterly divorced from harsh reality is how he got a thread with 2600+ pages (as of this post) in about 5 an a half years (or about 39.4 pages a month.)
I wish you a long life of amusing me, Bob! May your clogged heart never give out!
Edited for clarity

MovieBob cosmology is the most surreal shit. Hollywood is the elite, and the moral majority because they show up on the TeeVee. The authentic working class are Starbucks baristas and Hollywood hangers-on who shill Next Product on YouTube. The people who work in construction and maintain society? Why they’re unevolved Morlocks who have no place in the World Of The CyberBrain where Jetsons robots do all the cooking and cleaning because that’s all that’s required. Like he’s short sighted going forward AND back; like skyscrapers exist because someone planted skyscraper seeds or something. Roads just are there because they’ve always been there. The guy who harvests microwave pizza off of the indigenous Nova Scotia pizza tree can be replaced by HarvestBot 2000. As soon as someone takes an eraser to the lines on the map between countries then ten thousand generations of cultural, historical, religious, and ethnic divides will go poof and vanish instantly. Everyone will link hands and dance on a tiny cartoon earth like a 90’s McDonald’s commercial. As soon as he hears the news there will be screaming outside, Bob will waddle upstairs into the first dose of sunlight his flesh has tasted since that wedding, and all the mayonnaise ghouls will be literally burning away to ashes at the sight. As he undoes his belt to begin masturbating to the sight, a portal opens up and Mario will come out, say “you’re a super-a player!” and finally fuck him in the ass.