[April Fools / Shitty Joke] Dynastia

[Locksnap]

If you lose you have to admit the Pav and Phar Lap are kiwi

The stakes have NEVER EVER been higher...

 

[NegaCWC]

I think Chris is fat and should die.

That's not very Buddhist of you.

 

[EI 903]

Hey, @CompyRex, I think it's time that Dynastia got a Verified tag and a halal thread, since he's Chris and all. What do you think?

 

[Joan Nyan]

Oh, hey there guys. Didn't realize you were all shitposting without me.

 

[Luvs2Sperg789]

I'm really CompyRex and this thread is Absolutely Halal

 

[CaptainDong]

Oh, hey there guys. Didn't realize you were all shitposting without me.

you mean you didn't get the memo? Somebody slippin'

 

[Linako 2.0]

Are we still going to watch this? or am I just going to have to watch it with @Wolfenmaus and @Stratomsk ?

 

[Captain Homicide]

you mean you didn't get the memo? Somebody slippin'

They're shooting our carrier pigeons again! Bastards!

 

[AP 297]

Hey, @CompyRex, I think it's time that Dynastia got a Verified tag and a halal thread, since he's Chris and all. What do you think?

Finally the staff acknowledges what I have know all along and posted nearly 132 ask staff threads about. @Dynastia is CWC!!!

He needs a verified tag. You all can no longer deny or lock threads to prevent the truth from seeping out of the crapped briefs that are the illusion you have constructed over the eyes of the forumers here. CWC is a perfectly sane and rational person that pepper sprays Gamestop employees, craps his briefs for fun, keeps himself horribly comically out of shape, and now dresses for a woman all to amuse and entertain the public. This has been a lie and you all have been its facilitators.

Dynastia deserves a tag to tell the world and everyone on this site that HE IS CWC!!!!!

The inner circle also needs to be revealed. @Jon-Nyan is its chief architect and its leader. He runs this site and uses "Null" as a sock puppet!

Now can we finally reveal the truth!!!!

 

[EI 903]

Apparently some sperg with 13,016 fewer posts than @CatParty thinks he's earned the right to take a shot at the shitposter crown. This is akin to @Jon-Nyan trying to become admin or @Dormiebasne wanting to have a dick-measuring contest. In fact, it is so ludicrously insane as to clearly be the work of Chris. His threads have been merged here for record-keeping.

tl;dr, a slightly less interesting version of Connor is sperging. Mock him roundly.

 

[Sanic]

No, you're a lolcow now. ;_; </3

 

[KingofManga420]

I always knew this day would come. Good job, I believed in you from the beginning.

 

[Joan Nyan]

This is akin to @Jon-Nyan trying to become admin

I'd be a good admin

 

[Stratomsk]

Are we still going to watch this? or am I just going to have to watch it with @Wolfenmaus and @Stratomsk ?

You must stream Cop Dog @flossman, it is the only way we will survive this ruse cruise.

EDIT: Damn, didn't realize the OP got moved.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

Shitposting in a shitty thread.

 

[Sanic]

You must stream Cop Dog @flossman, it is the only way we will survive this ruse cruise.

EDIT: Damn, didn't realize the OP got moved.

Are you telling me there's a dog that's also a cop?

 

[Sanic]

Fuck @Dynastia up that sexy ass.

 

[KingofManga420]

I think Chris is fat and should die.

 

[neelyky]

What will Chris do when @Dynastia dies?

 

[Sanic]

Let's see how many negative ratings I can get.

View attachment 22155

Good show, man.