Lolcow Bob Ethier / Robert Phillip Ethier

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Let's try this again. I posted about this guy in the Obscure Laughingstocks thread, but on second thought he might deserve his own thread.


Meet Robert Phillip Ethier. Singer, actor, comedian, and virgin. Bob describes himself as such:

Clubhouse Phenom Who raises money for Renaissance Club And I am a great entetainer
I'm on Youtube and Twitter
I am The Deep Impact Player, I am The Christian Catalyst, And I am The Psycho From Tyngsboro

Robert Ethier Became Famous When He Created and Founded the Renaissance Club's Premeir Fundraiser The Bowl For Mental Health Bowlathon
He has two shows The RoBE: The Reality of Bob Ethier & Bob Mc Bob on Youtube
He was The First Clubhouse member to go to Three Consecutive ICCD International Conferences In 2003 Minneapolis Minnesota in 2007 Milwaukee Wisconsin and in 2005 Helsinki Finland
He was a Clubhouse Chairman of their advisory Board From 2008 to 2010

Bob's YouTube Channel mostly houses vlog videos, in where tells about his trials and tribulations, such as his desire for TV stardom and, as seen above, his virginity, to whoever might be interested. However, that's not all he uploads. The channel also includes our rotund hero trying his hand at singing, comedy, story writing, and of course, his resume. And of course, clips of the wonderful show he makes for the Lowell Renaissance Club, "The Bob McBob Show". He has been making videos for years now, so take a look, there's lots of content.

For more information you can visit his Facebook or his Twitter.
 
I love bob. It's not fair that nancy didn't reciprocate her love to him in 1995.
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Somebody describing sex as "the magical time with a woman" immediately sets off alarm bells for being a possible serial killer or a pedophile in my book.

What the fuck is up with his forehead? Yikes.

He's got a Gorbachev birthmark.

Maybe he's his long-lost father.
 
I can't watch the video right now, but the thing on Bob's forehead looks like a port wine stain. You can get cosmetic surgery to remove that now, so I'm wondering if there's a reason why he hasn't taken advantage of that.
 
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I feel special here. I remember the night introMAN posted him on 789chan. Also, I believe I was the only person to see his epic meltdown video when he was tricked into thinking he won a new car and he had a cab take him to the lot because the trolls told him they would cover the cab fare. He was madder than I ever seen a lolcow.
 
I feel special here. I remember the night introMAN posted him on 789chan. Also, I believe I was the only person to see his epic meltdown video when he was tricked into thinking he won a new car and he had a cab take him to the lot because the trolls told him they would cover the cab fare. He was madder than I ever seen a lolcow.

The fucked up part about that whole cab thing is that it WASN'T trolls. Bob somehow got a cab ride through one of those sponsored ones car companies do. The ones where they give you free shit and transportation to see the product. Well, the dealership got pissed off that Bob got the free ride and wanted him to pay for the cab ride. Since, a guy who has like 100 dollars a month for his entire luxury/entertainment/non-food budget can't really afford a new Honda. IIRC
 
Yeah! That's right... Sorry I didn't know how to go back and get the stream out of my cache. Good laughs lost :(
 
Yeah! That's right... Sorry I didn't know how to go back and get the stream out of my cache. Good laughs lost :(

It's fine dog. Anyway, the funniest shit he did was those written articles. Do you have access to the wedding story images and can you post them if you do? That wedding was the best original content of Bob.
 
Man I feel really bad for him... I mean yeah he's a little off but for the most part he seems like a pretty decent guy. I dont know about him, but he seems like his heart is in the right place but his head isn't.
 
Man I feel really bad for him... I mean yeah he's a little off but for the most part he seems like a pretty decent guy. I dont know about him, but he seems like his heart is in the right place but his head isn't.

Yeah, I commented before I read that letter.

This guy seems like a sadcow. His phrasing is still incredibly creepy but he probably doesn't know better.
 
It's fine dog. Anyway, the funniest shit he did was those written articles. Do you have access to the wedding story images and can you post them if you do? That wedding was the best original content of Bob.
No I do not. Wish I did.
 
I can't watch the video right now, but the thing on Bob's forehead looks like a port wine stain. You can get cosmetic surgery to remove that now, so I'm wondering if there's a reason why he hasn't taken advantage of that.
Cosmetic surgery isn't free, and insurance companies in the U.S. aren't exactly the most generous with "non-essential" procedures.
 
It's fine dog. Anyway, the funniest shit he did was those written articles. Do you have access to the wedding story images and can you post them if you do? That wedding was the best original content of Bob.

One of the videos I posted above has Bob reading it just for you, if it's the same story you're talking about.


I didn't know Bob had a previous history with the 'chans. This should be interesting.
 
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One of the videos I posted above has Bob reading it just for you, if it's the same story you're talking about.


I didn't know Bob had a previous history with the 'chans. This should be interesting.


That's the video. He also wrote it out on like 5 images . "Saucy as the honey mustard sauce on my chicken tenders"
 
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