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[Feline Supremacist]

So. Much. What.

The natives, if a randy conquistador bred one they suddenly become "Hispanic"

 

[EmuWarsVeteran]

The natives, if a randy conquistador bred one they suddenly become "Hispanic"

Yeah I get that I mean at this point they've got enough spanish and portugese genes but I mean... They do know north and central america were distinct, and the fact they're in fact hispanic means they are as much of the descendants of the invaders as the anglosaxons, I mean, that's literally what "conquistador" fucking means! That meme is possibly the stupidest fucking thing. I mean. Maybe if they just said "natives" or south americans. But if they use the terms "latino" or "hispanic" it. Is... Oxymoronic on top of regular moronic.

 

[Judge Holden]

I never understood the "HISPANICS WERE THE ORIGINAL INHABITANTS AND ANGLOS AREN'T" meme.

Exhibit a: argentiniggs whenever the subject of nearby britbong-owned islands comes up and they magically forget the fact they themselves are the loud and inexplicably proud decedents of mass murdering dagos and of the wops brought in to settle the now ethnically cleansed land.

Exhibit b: mexicans autistic enough to be upset they got kicked out of texas and californy

Yeah I get that I mean at this point they've got enough spanish and portugese genes but I mean... They do know north and central america were distinct, and the fact they're in fact hispanic means they are as much of the descendants of the invaders as the anglosaxons, I mean, that's literally what "conquistador" fucking means! That meme is possibly the stupidest fucking thing. I mean. Maybe if they just said "natives" or south americans. But if they use the terms "latino" or "hispanic" it. Is... Oxymoronic on top of regular moronic.

I suspect its one of these concepts that never really arises in general populations, only in either an ultraspergy nationalist fringe or an insincere performative outside element looking to push a narrative. Like how "NON WHITE PEOPLE NEVER CONQUERED OTHER LANDS OR HAD SLAVERY" took off only among the more autistic borat nationalists in the third world and loudmouthed edgewoke assholes in western media and academia, with the vast majority of the descendants of these non white empires and slavers having no illusion that this shit never happened and not giving a shit about it one way or another.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I missed the auspicious page number but here's Hitler reacting to Rishi Sunak's coronavirus dole money not going to the self-employed

Hitler reacts to Rishi Sunak

Hitler does not react well to Rishi Sunak's self-employed support announcement. TWEET, LIKE, SHARE #RishiAndHitler #forgottenfreelancers

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https://archive.vn/3hYNW

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Yeah I get that I mean at this point they've got enough spanish and portugese genes but I mean... They do know north and central america were distinct, and the fact they're in fact hispanic means they are as much of the descendants of the invaders as the anglosaxons, I mean, that's literally what "conquistador" fucking means! That meme is possibly the stupidest fucking thing. I mean. Maybe if they just said "natives" or south americans. But if they use the terms "latino" or "hispanic" it. Is... Oxymoronic on top of regular moronic.

South of the US border calling someone "indio" is a huge insult. Some countries, like Guatemala, Bolivia and Peru use indigena/o without problems as they have large indigenous populations, many still speak a native language (parts of southern Mexico as well). The idiots in the Democratic Party can't tell the difference between a Spaniard or a Mayan Kachiquel, they're all "Hispanic" to them.

Exhibit a: argentiniggs whenever the subject of nearby britbong-owned islands comes up and they magically forget the fact they themselves are the loud and inexplicably proud decedents of mass murdering dagos and of the wops brought in to settle the now ethnically cleansed land.

I see you never heard of Guillermo Brown. I'm sure all the potato famine ñiggers that settled there have had issues with the bongs going back to Drogheda.

 

[Judge Holden]

The idiots in the Democratic Party can't tell the difference between a Spaniard or a Mayan Kachiquel, they're all "Hispanic" to them.

Its not that they cant tell, they just dont care. Just like how they dont care that "latinx" is a linguistic abomination completely alien to spanish speaking cultures and has been imposed by smug white people wanting to look more woke, which is why they were pushing this word during the primaries

- a fake injun using a fake spic word to pander to a bunch of white people -

Also thank you very much to whomever put my fuhrerpost on page 1488, yall are a credit to the kiwi reich

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Its not that they cant tell, they just dont care. Just like how they dont care that "latinx" is a linguistic abomination completely alien to spanish speaking cultures and has been imposed by smug white people wanting to look more woke, which is why they were pushing this word during the primaries
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- a fake injun using a fake spic word to pander to a bunch of white people -

Also thank you very much to whomever put my fuhrerpost on page 1488, yall are a credit to the kiwi reich

It would be hilarious if the Real Academia created a US Spanish variant, as distinct and separate from the official language of Spain and the Spanish language, to contain the abomination of garbage like Latinx.

 

[simulated goat]

can people stop buying tp like it's going out of style?

I know. I went to the store last week, TP was pretty stocked. Went yesterday and it was mowed down again. I'm like, I bought fucking two big packs and had something close to 70 rolls in Jan. We still have 60 left in april, who the fuck needs so much TP? And don't get me started on paper towels. I guess they're kinda like pokemon now only we have to collect all of the completely identical objects to win ???
Good to see you around again. Was worried you had coofed it.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Do you have a source for this?
Not that I dont believe you, just for later use

Wall Street Journal good enough.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/new-york-mandates-nursing-homes-take-covid-19-patients-discharged-from-hospitals-11585228215

there is also an open letter to Cuomo floating around where a family who lost an elderly relative demands answers to how and why their nursing home bound loved one was exposed to and died as a result of said policy. Cuomo was asked about this order at a news conference this week. He expressed confusion. At which point his Health Commusioner stepped up and said “yes that is our policy”

 

[EmuWarsVeteran]

I suspect its one of these concepts that never really arises in general populations, only in either an ultraspergy nationalist fringe or an insincere performative outside element looking to push a narrative. Like how "NON WHITE PEOPLE NEVER CONQUERED OTHER LANDS OR HAD SLAVERY" took off only among the more autistic borat nationalists in the third world and loudmouthed edgewoke assholes in western media and academia, with the vast majority of the descendants of these non white empires and slavers having no illusion that this shit never happened and not giving a shit about it one way or another.

They missed a spot.

South of the US border calling someone "indio" is a huge insult. Some countries, like Guatemala, Bolivia and Peru use indigena/o without problems as they have large indigenous populations, many still speak a native language (parts of southern Mexico as well). The idiots in the Democratic Party can't tell the difference between a Spaniard or a Mayan Kachiquel, they're all "Hispanic" to them.

Nobody tell them where the term comes from. It's funnier that way.

Its not that they cant tell, they just dont care. Just like how they dont care that "latinx" is a linguistic abomination completely alien to spanish speaking cultures and has been imposed by smug white people wanting to look more woke, which is why they were pushing this word during the primaries
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- a fake injun using a fake spic word to pander to a bunch of white people -

Also thank you very much to whomever put my fuhrerpost on page 1488, yall are a credit to the kiwi reich

I had finally forgotten the fucking X shit. God. Why. At least use the @ like a normal person, fuck.

It would be hilarious if the Real Academia created a US Spanish variant, as distinct and separate from the official language of Spain and the Spanish language, to contain the abomination of garbage like Latinx.

Technically it already exists. Just not for the RAE. Funny thing, that's why when you sellect language in games it specifies "spanish-spain", the classification of "spanish-american" was made due to the old dubbing industries. It is applied in technical aspects some times.

As for the RAE. They still think Balistas and Ballestas (crossbows) are the same, so I'd say they're idiot.

 

[Niggaplease]

I know. I went to the store last week, TP was pretty stocked. Went yesterday and it was mowed down again. I'm like, I bought fucking two big packs and had something close to 70 rolls in Jan. We still have 60 left in april, who the fuck needs so much TP? And don't get me started on paper towels. I guess they're kinda like pokemon now only we have to collect all of the completely identical objects to win ???
Good to see you around again. Was worried you had coofed it.

at this rate the hospital was working me probably.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Cuomo now admitting what we already were saying here months ago --that there were thousands of cases in NYC and Chinatown in January.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

I know. I went to the store last week, TP was pretty stocked. Went yesterday and it was mowed down again. I'm like, I bought fucking two big packs and had something close to 70 rolls in Jan. We still have 60 left in april, who the fuck needs so much TP? And don't get me started on paper towels. I guess they're kinda like pokemon now only we have to collect all of the completely identical objects to win ???
Good to see you around again. Was worried you had coofed it.

The average American eats so much that he shits twice a day, using at least a quarter of a roll each time. For a family of four that's a roll a day, seven a week, probably about thirty rolls a month.

 

[EmuWarsVeteran]

Hey fuckers. News. So we are having a lot of weird conflicting reports. And it seems it is because in the end not only every community, not only every province, but every LOCALIDAD will be deescalating like they fucking want.

To put this into perspective. By feudal standards you had counties which were contained within duchies which were contained within kingdoms which were contained within empires. In spain province would be more or less equivalent to duchy in size and organization, autonomous communities to kingdoms, and spain as a whole to an empire. I mean. By medieval standards of empire. Because those changed when they pleased. By these standards I guess the EU would be the Holy See. Only with less god and more capitalism.

Point is by these standards a Localidad would not be a county, that's what a region is. A localidad would be equivalent to a single fucking petty lord. Welcome to administrative hell. No one knows what we're doing. North is calling for organization and telling the gov to intervene, south is saying this train doesn't wait for noone, Sanchez talks a lot without saying anything. Illa keeps looking like a fucking idiot. Fernando Simon gives the numbers and the scientific news and then reminds people he cannot tell us wtf the gov is doing only what the ISCIII recomends.

Also sanchez has started talking about "new norm", people are saying he better mean the american new norm. Which is the old norm with more masks. Aside from that. Madrid is cleaning up a lot. I already told you they were trying to clean the air before but overpopulation made it hell because of how much pollution was already accumulated, and their legislation against cars was getting hefty. Now the air has cleaned almost entirely, so if they manage not to fuck it up too badly we'll be free from that smog. It's nice. Animals keep going around the cities despite how much we've reopened, so here's hoping they integrate. Specially beautiful has been seeing a herd of Ibex, because as I mentioned they are on the risk of extinction list. So, authorities are already warning how to deal with them and not to fuck with them and kinda hoping this serves for them to get out of that dreased group.

Oh and ultra hilarity. A lobby of german turists with 2nd residence on valencia and andalucia have started lobbying for us to totally reopen to tourism again. Honestly I agree with them and think at this point the economy is starting to be the most important part, hell as I said the south is basically claiming it will lead deescalation by virtue of not bothering to wait for the rest. But I do find it funny that a bunch of retired (and probably therefore risk group) krauts are trying their hardest to push for us to let them come to here and reopen the bars while the country looks like a fucking postapocalyptic film about plagues. I mean shit, I kinda respect the size of their balls. Fear of death in the negative numbers. And if anything as I said germans, drunk or otherwise, are some of the nicest tourists we get. So cheers to those glorious bastards.

 

[Coleslaw]

Why do you need to pay a government committee your money to tell you how to speak your language?

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

That fat jew fuck Pritzker says I might have to wfh till June. What the everloving fuck

 

[EmuWarsVeteran]

Why do you need to pay a government committee your money to tell you how to speak your language?

It gives old people something to do, and seeing them attempt to archive new memes is entertaining as hell. Imagine 80yo state employees trying to decypher and explain what "YEET" and "BIG MOOD" mean. Well. We don't need to imagine. We have that. It is hilarious.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Sanchez talks a lot without saying anything

I think Sanchez is dirty.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Have we begun discussing that New York State has been doing a random serum testing study. And the results are inline with the Santa Clara study. 15% of New York State residents have antibodies, so have had it, and 23% of New York City Dwellers. Meaning the absolute worst care mortality rate is 0.5, but more likely 0.08 or so.

Remind me again why we’re locked down?

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

You'd think getting slapped down in two world wars would take care of that superiority complex. Maybe the third time's the charm for an attitude adjustment.

The thing that you are overlooking: Germany lost two world wars, had most of its soil taken away, managed to crawl back out of a bombed out, ruined, fragmented nation and clawed its way back up to the top. We endured our nation being split in two, managed to somehow reintegrate the GDR despite decades of soviet mismanagement leaving them bankrupt, and we still are one of the richest nations in the world.

I would say that gives their opinions on how to overcome a crisis some weight.

1st war happened because inbred Habsburgs just couldn't resist treating Southern Slavs like trash and Germany was bound to help them, despite Wilhelm being on record saying that what K.u.K doing is dumb.

2nd war happened because Western Allies couldn't resist squeezing every penny from the defeated nation, which led to the degeneracy during Weimar Republic, that poor populace absolutely resented.

If anything, the rest of the Western World could use a bit of an attitude adjustment.

Just to put WW1 reparations into perspective: It took almost a hundred years to pay them back, that's how ridiculously huge they were.
No wonder Anti-Entente sentiments grew into a clusterfuck of xenophobia and fascism.

Well you tell me after you read the end of this post.

I'll sum it up in one sentence at the bottom of my post.

But for starters. No. If spanish economy wen't well, German economy would be going worse, because you depend on having cheap spanish imports and expensive german exports

Nonsense. Spain's second biggest recipient of exports is Germany, amounting to 11% of Spanish exports, however from a German perspective, Spain isn't even in the top 10. Spain amounts to 3.1% of German imports, 25% of your exports to Germany are cars, ~10% are other kinds of machinery. 3.3% of German exports go to Spain.
Germany is neithr reliant on cheap imports from nor expensive exports to Spain.

You make it sound like Germany's economy is dependent on raw materials, obtained and processed by Spanish slave labour, but when you look at trade, without cars and machinery, Spain amounts to barely 2% of foreign trade.

that is the crux of your entire bloody economy, and the law reflects it, thoroughly and vehemently.

EU-laws often are slanted towards the interest of certain groups, I admit, but that's more or less unavoidable, when you consider that it's more than two dozen nations, oftentimes with different agendas and views. You are ignoring completely how much support the EU gives to it's less prosperous members. The ESM, being bankrolled mainly by a few rich member states, offers credits to nations that would have gone tits up a decade ago at an insanely low interest rate of 0.2%-0.7%.

You are blowing a lot of this way out of proportion in terms of scope and motivations and only focus on certain issues while ignoring others. Your perspective, in short, is very biased.

Matter 3 is where I start the fun. So that's EU legislation against corruption through money laundring. On the one hand, I bitch endlessly about that shit and wanted this to be implemented ages ago, so props on that. On the other, most spanish businesses with heavy ties to corruption go to NETHERLAND banks because their legilsation makes even the usual fiscal paradises look fucking OK by comparison. So why oh why is europe slaming spain with yet more heavy economic fines and sabotagging our PIB while those fuckers completely disobey this very order? Because netherlands is your ally that's why, because the economic system is based on syphoning business from the south to the north, if the flux reverses you're not happy about it. So fuck you for fining us while letting Netherlands get away with that shit, you slaving bastards.

Corruption and tax evasion often do go hand in hand, but you are mixing up two things here. The anti-corruption and money laundering affects any nation the same and violators getting fined is just. The fact that the Netherlands get away with being a tax haven within the EU is absolutely abhorrent and I can't tell you how much I want that to change asap.

Changes in that aspect of EU politics have been attempted countless times, but the vote has to be unanimously, which usually fails due to the Netherlands, Luxembourg (if memory serves me correctly) and some other people involved in tax shenanigans cockblock the vote. There are plans to change the system, so a majority of a certain scale will be sufficient to change it and that can't happen soon enough.
Given that Germany is a victim of this bullshit too, I suggest you take it out on the Netherlands instead.
And since I can almost see you typing angrily to respond to this:
If you want to point out that this isn't true, don't bother. Unless you assume that Germany has no tax evasion going on, in which case... dude. Would you be surprised.

One of the EU's biggest flaws is lobbyism in Brussels, which prevents stuff like this from being taken care of. I am not defending the EU on that front, that aspect of the EU can't get a chainsaw enema quickly enough.

1-Directiva 2005/36/CE, modificada por la Directiva 2013/55/UE. Link: https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/ES/ALL/?uri=celex:32013L0055 Those directives seek to "simplify" the way economic migration happens, in ways that just so happen to buttfuck graduates and specialist training and heavily benefit supposed field experience.

"Supposed" field experience, huh? This system aknowledges the expertise of people who have long spanning experience within their field of work. It affects Spain the same it does Germany, or do you imply there are no Universities in Germany, no "specialist training" and only people with crude on-hands experience, but no clue what they do?
Kinda strange how you seem to imply that your own people do not have experience and thus cannot compete. It's strange how you ignore the skills of those from outside Spain solely on them not being from Spain.
It's also strange how you phrase this (yet again) to make it sound like this is directly meant to affect Spain specifically, even though it affects everyone the same way. Unless your assumption is that no one in Spain has any kind of experience, this is something that benefits Spain just as much as it benefits others, and allows Spaniards to migrate to other places if they so choose. It helps Spanish companies by being able to select employees from a vast range of skillsets and backgrounds. It makes the employment market a lot more flexible all across Europe.

Now, I wonder, oh I wonder, if this may have anything to do with how southern, and specially spanish graduates have been a massive migrant force that just so happens to incredibly benefit us on an economic level whereas supposed experts from the north have titles that can be counted as paper towels and keep getting replaced.

So you're saying that Universities and other education centres in northern Europe are worthless? Do I even have to pretend to take this nonsense seriously?
Cause that's some self-felating Grade A bullshit right there.

2-Hmm, a law telling spain to open its borders to more construction iron. But we don't need construction iron though, indeed spain is one of the main exporters of iron for the EU (https://www.eaeprogramas.es/internacionalizacion/la-importacion-y-la-exportacion-en-espana), I wonder why the EU would want to sabottage those exports and artificially lower their price, specially when it would only benefit non-EU trade partners.

The EU is one big open market, it seems Spain tries to protect their own industry by creating artificial and illegal barriers to obstruct trade within the EU/trade by EU regulations. To the surprise of no one, inter-EU protectionism isn't legal and that is why Spain was reprimanded. Correct me if I'm wrong, but iron is about 1% of your exports and maybe 2% of your imports? Doesn't seem like that big of a factor to me, concerning the prosperity of your nation. Cars are a way bigger factor, so access to cheap iron/steel is favorable to a vatsly more important sector of your economy.
You're coloring this entirely in a bad light and you are so biased, you only contemplate this from a perspective that makes "the others" act against "you", as if there was only two sides to this coin.

It's almost as if the north is more busy guaranteeing they'll have some kind of advantage on that field as opposed to actually trying to benefit the EU.

Quite a one-sided view on things. Your main export goods are cars and machinery, so access to cheap steel and iron helps them. And given how little metal Spain actually imports (only about 7% of their imports), that is not nearly as big a factor in favor of northern European states as you might think. Especially since I assume those imports are more likely to come from China than from Sweden.

It's almost as if it just so happens to be industries related to certain regions of europe. ALMOST. I AM SURE IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF ECONOMIC WARFARE. I AM ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN OF IT!

You're going full paranoia/persecution complex here.
The question is moot, but do you honestly, genuinely and actually believe that the EU is waging an economic war... against SPAIN? Don't you think they have anything better to do with their legislature?
That's beyond ridiculous. Do you think the northern European nations love paying for net-recipient countries that much on a yearly basis?
As I said, your views are ridiculously biased and this proves it perfectly. Anything the EU does, it does only to be petty towards the south.

Have you ever considered that the EU might do things to achieve something that isn't just meant to be a speedbump on your nation's road to success?

At this point our economy is almost exclusively Atlantic Powers based. How weird then that your own trade deal map shows Atlantic trade to be far less prioritized than South Africa and Morocco, which just so happen to compete with the south on everything we export. HOW. FUCKING. WEIRD.

More than 60% of both imports and exports happens within the EU. Your biggest trade partners are France and Germany, the UK is less than 4% of your imports are from the UK, about 4.5% are from the USA. Exports to the UK amount to 7%, to the US 4.8%.

Morocco exports mainly machineres at a value of 6 billion Euros in terms of machinery, 3.4 billion Euros in terms of agricultural goods and textiles amounting to 2.9 billion Euros.
Meanwhile, Spanish exports on that same sectors are valued at 105 billion Euros, 40 billion euros in terms of agricultural goods and 12.7 billion Euros in terms of textiles.
That means that Moroccan trade amounts to

How dare we ask you keep your end of the deal.

Yeah, how dare the EU ask you to end up your end of the deal by implementing the same laws and regulations, that anyone else has to abide to. How dare the EU not give you a Spain Bonus and allow you to do whatever you want. What does the EU think it is, some sort of economic union?

Your whole post can be summed up with one sentence:
EU has legislation that applies to all member nations - Spain most affected.

Have we begun discussing that New York State has been doing a random serum testing study. And the results are inline with the Santa Clara study. 15% of New York State residents have antibodies, so have had it, and 23% of New York City Dwellers. Meaning the absolute worst care mortality rate is 0.5, but more likely 0.08 or so.

Remind me again why we’re locked down?

Yeah, the mortality seems to be less severe than feared. I think I said it a couple pages ago, chances are, if we tested all of Spain and all of Italy, even their mortality rate might not look that horrible anymore. A lot of cases don't even show symptoms and maybe a huge chunk of the population just ended up with a very mild flu/cold and didn't even realize they got sick...

But one point still stands: the flu spread really quickly and overwhelmed many hospitals. Even with a low mortality rate, we still ended up in a situation where triage was necessary. That, alone, justifies a lockdown to reduce the number of patients.