Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

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"We're supporting the local economy here'

Yeah hun, you keep saying that. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
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She fails at economics and does not know what bartering is then. She would also be used as an argument why globalization of the economy is bad and how she wastes resources, like food, in her country that could have gone to other people who need them more than she does. Most people don't know money exists to help allocate resources more efficiently. In other words, she's being paid by YouTube, an American company, through their monetization program to waste Canada's resources to entertain Americans by being an online freakshow.
 
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Rabbit Bones said:
How the hell would she know? According to her sex horror stories, she's never HAD good sex. And French-Canadians (which I'm assuming is what one of her hobo lovers was) don't have shit to do with actual French people past the language. They're their own breed of fucked up.
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The language is pretty different too, I would love to see her try and make her way through a conversation with a European french person.
 
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The language is pretty different too, I would love to see her try and make her way through a conversation with a European french person.
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Assuming she knows enough french to hold a conversation (which I doubt... she can parrot what she learned from Bibi all she wants on YouTube, I'm 100% sure she's unable to have a basic conversation) she would get a pass because of her english accent. While it's true that european french vs canadian french is like comparing british english to american english, a foreign accent is different and is seen as sexy by french people. Also, she's canadian. French people, mostly in Normandie, adore canadians... to this day they never got over how we saved their ass back in WWII.

But she won't get a pass for being 450lbs tho, so good luck finding a french (or any) lover.
 
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In the cheese pretzel mukbang she said the best sex she ever had was 2 sec of making out with a scottish guy :sighduck:

ok which one of you was this:
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no surprise, peetz is a brony:
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Rabbit Bones said:
How the hell would she know? According to her sex horror stories, she's never HAD good sex. And French-Canadians (which I'm assuming is what one of her hobo lovers was) don't have shit to do with actual French people past the language. They're their own breed of fucked up.
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Rabbit Bones said:
How the hell would she know? According to her sex horror stories, she's never HAD good sex. And French-Canadians (which I'm assuming is what one of her hobo lovers was) don't have shit to do with actual French people past the language. They're their own breed of fucked up.
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Not true. She has had good sex at least once. She interrupted another one of her stories during a feedbag fest talking about how her and her indiscriminate loser had sex that was so good that she was pretty sure they kept the neighbors up then ending the comment with that terrifying TMI hee hee screech.
 
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Rabbit Bones said:
How the hell would she know? According to her sex horror stories, she's never HAD good sex. And French-Canadians (which I'm assuming is what one of her hobo lovers was) don't have shit to do with actual French people past the language. They're their own breed of fucked up.
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She also claims the hottest best sex was the two minute hump with the huge Scottish guy who was the boyfriend of her mentally ill co-worker. She can’t keep her stories straight. Chantal doesn’t even know what good sex is. She’s like a teenager trying to seem so experienced but is still a virgin. So which is it Chinny ? The French or the Scottish ?
 
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Kamov Ka-52 said:
Honestly the longer I follow Chantal, and the more sex related stories she tells, the more convinced I find myself that @THOTto's hypothesis that she's actually a virgin is accurate.
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I’m inclined to believe this also, if she’s not a virgin she’s definitely not had sex in at least 5 years. Peetz probably probed her a couple times and a few tussles with Bibi back in the beginning of their relationship but that’s gotta be it.
 
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That was the year of cheap fragrances, all right. The men had their Drakkar and Polo, but the women had Ex'cla-ma'tion and Colors by Benetton and, as you indicated, Love's Baby Soft. Oh, and Coty Vanilla Musk. I am lost in olfactory memories right now!i
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Love's Baby Soft seems to just chug along. I always thought it smelled like baby oil, although given baby oil was the root of a lot of homegrown tanning concoctions at the time, maybe it could be thought of as sexy in the Miami/California adoration of the era.

Back to Chantal. Much speculation about the care of her cats has already been posted. We know she doesn't groom them. I would personally dispute that she gives them anything more than basic cheap kibble. Their coats are so dull. Both would be striking cats if they were healthy and she could probably afford mid grade food which would cure that, but all that money goes up her gullet. Shams is not that old, he should be a shiny beast.
 
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Love's Baby Soft seems to just chug along. I always thought it smelled like baby oil, although given baby oil was the root of a lot of homegrown tanning concoctions at the time, maybe it could be thought of as sexy in the Miami/California adoration of the era.

Back to Chantal. Much speculation about the care of her cats has already been posted. We know she doesn't groom them. I would personally dispute that she gives them anything more than basic cheap kibble. Their coats are so dull. Both would be striking cats if they were healthy and she could probably afford mid grade food which would cure that, but all that money goes up her gullet. Shams is not that old, he should be a shiny beast.
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Iirc she had a case of Fancy Feast in the background of one of her livestreams so she's definitely feeding them cheap, shitty wet food.
 
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A few years back, Showtime had a show called Masters Of Sex.

One scene was one of the researchers interviewing women about their sex lives & wanted them to explain the feeling of an orgasm.

One woman didn't really know what to say , so the interviewer guided her with different words. Within a few minutes, the interviewer knew she never experienced an orgasm & then that disqualified her from the study.

This to me is Chantal. She thinks she knows what good sex is, but has a very difficult time either remembering it or describing it. It's as if she gets all her information from movies.
Nothing she's ever said included actual love or romance, & we can surmise that whatever she had with Bibi was over long ago.

None of her stories, likes, dislikes or experiences seemed to happen past her early 20's. Possibly only into her teens. Her life came to an abrupt halt when food became more important than anything else.

These next months will be interesting, especially when Bibi finds a new girlfriend. She will bury her feelings in a vat of cheese when that happens.

I'm in.
 
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Miss Anne Thrope said:
She is out of breath just playing with the cat.
At 3:14, she shakes her hand (which I notice she does a lot when she is excited about food) ... another tic?
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She’s actually out of breath just eating. If you look, every time she takes a bite, her Nose flares wildly. She can’t breath. I can’t imagine how miserable of a life that not being able to breath is an acceptable consequence to eating everything in site.
 
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Two interesting tidbits i gleaned from the recap. She said she was on the HRT patch but with her history of having bloodclots, the HRT increases the risk of a serious bloodclot . So theres yet another strike against her health. I dunno if she's gonna make it to 2021 at this rate. We may have to pour out a cup of gravy in tribute to our homie Chantal, before the year is out.

The other thing was her mention of a place called Juice Dudez that she says she drives by in her area. There is such a place in Ottawa ( @ 91 Richmond Rd A, Ottawa, ON K1Z 0A7, Canada ) and they deliver via SkipTheDishes. With so many places now offering delivery, i fully expect Chantaltoeat till she explodes.

Tis indeed a great time to be alive if you are a deathfat and wish to gorge yourself to death while thousands watch in fascinated horror.
 
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