Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[Chamaelirium]

And on Corissa it would be form-fitting.

Unless it’s made of generously cut stretch fabric it’s not rolling down past her umbilicus

 

[Soccer Mom in Handcuffs]

cant she just wear a similar style bed sheet wrapped around herself

So you’re suggesting NON-POC Corissa in Kansas don a sheet, eh? A white sheet, maybe with a couple of purely accidental holes that she can see out of...

 

[JambledUpWords]

Do deathfats like weed because it gives them even more cravings?

 

[tokyogucci]

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Do deathfats like weed because it gives them even more cravings?

That and it relieves them of their chronic pain
They can imagine they're healthy for a little while

 

[dismissfrogs]

is she giving that child pot?

 

[thejackal]

Her and J need to stop adopting animals. Period.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Her and J need to stop adopting animals. Period.

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They can’t even take care of themselves. I don’t know why some deathfats insist on adopting pets when they can barely clean themselves, let alone clean up after pets.

Also, why must she mention white men specifically in her rant? I know it’s a popular demographic to hate on, but pretty much anyone who says stuff like this looks like a try-hard. Frankly, the dude had a right to complain if the animals were ruining his yard. Corissa is so self-centered that it isn’t even funny. She should be thankful the guy didn’t call animal control as well for negligence.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

She's so stupid. That puppy could have bolted at any second and her fat ass would never have been able to catch up with them.

 

[Constellationzero]

Her and J need to stop adopting animals. Period.

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Jesus FUCKING CHRIST, I can't with this cunt.

Does it not occur to her that leash laws are ALSO for the safety of her fucking dog too? Who wants to take bets that if someone's unleashed pitbull or rottweiler went for her 3 month old puppy, she sue their asses back to the time of Christ.

After (of course) she doxes the owner and puts them on blast all over the internet.

 

[JuniperFalls]

Her and J need to stop adopting animals. Period.

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Short version: "I know how important leash laws are, but they shouldn't apply to ME."

 

[najobo]

Oh Corissa, you bipedal, warm-blooded, crater-faced tic. You're LUCKY the neighbor's a kindly white man. It could be so, so much worse. Your lil' mutt could easily have been Tre and/or Juan's enormous pitbull's midday snack. You'd have to deal, too, because calling the popo on POC is rayycissss.

 

[Cereal Killer]

I’m dying to know the real story. My money’s on this one - dog (puppy!) was outside while Corissa and J were inside sitting on their wide asses.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

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Short version: "I know how important leash laws are, but they shouldn't apply to ME."

This seems to be her philosophy about everything: "Capitalism sucks, but buy my T-shirts! Fat doesn't contribute to illness, but I can't fucking breathe! Privilege is terrible, but I don't work and attend class at a boutique yoga studio a few times a week!" Nothing applies to entitled narcissists.

 

[Spastic Colon]

I’m dying to know the real story. My money’s on this one - dog (puppy!) was outside while Corissa and J were inside sitting on their wide asses.

Who is bending over to pick up the dog poop? You know Corissa and J can't do it. I'd bet that it wasn't the "leash" that was the problem. It was that the puppy has free rein to poop wherever it wants and they aren't picking up after it (because they are too fucking fat and lazy to do it).

 

[Lunete]

Her and J need to stop adopting animals. Period.

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Good call by the neighbor. If that puppy ran out into the street you wouldn't be able to stop it.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Good call by the neighbor. If that puppy ran out into the street you wouldn't be able to stop it.

I just found it hilarious of how she referred to the neighbor as a “narc” for doing it. I think Corissa is the bigger narc for neglecting her pet so she can lay in bed all day.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Her and J need to stop adopting animals. Period.

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“Go back to work and leave me free to neglect my dog,” said the hippo on disability.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Corissa updates:



CONSOOM!!


Stop trying to make morbid obesity a virtue, it’s not going to happen.

 

[Constellationzero]

Corissa updates:
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CONSOOM!!

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Stop trying to make morbid obesity a virtue, it’s not going to happen.

Hey, ass, get down from there! You are not a front!!

 

[multiverse]

Corissa updates:
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CONSOOM!!

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Stop trying to make morbid obesity a virtue, it’s not going to happen.

Lol it's clear they normally have a maid / housekeeper and that they're totally incapable of maintaining their home without them.

Clean your house, Corissa. Then you might be able to, I don't know, work up to walking your puppy.