Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Kevin's early tweets about his inheritance led me to believe it's from a managed trust that he receives in installments, which might go primarily to the mortgage, hence ebegging for more time sensitive repairs like the car and power system.

That, or a combo of tranny grifting/Kev being selfish.
Stashed up in her coin purse somewhere
 
Does that mean each part is going to have a deluxe version? That would be crazy...

Most likely remember they made 14 hours from the original into 30-40 hours, just imagine how many parts they’re gonna make for a game that's originally 100+ hours. All that said the first part was pretty decent but the whole game won’t be adapted for a decade I bet. SQEX need to milk this franchise.

So I expect Kev to be getting deluxe editions of each part and then maybe a big one when its all out. I mean he said he wants to be a cam whore maybe that will contribute I also think that's why they need all this power.
 
Remember: like all good AGPs, he doesn't like thinking about women that aren't dainty and traditionally pretty. Hyperfeminine caricatures are the only thing that these people find attractive.
i tend not to think much about fat tattooed dykes either

actual insanity
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enjoying how Ripley has spent the last month tweeting about how he's on a break from twitter
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infuriating, considering your entire life is subsidized by delusional troons and twitter tards with more cash than common sense, Phillip
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If one of Kevin's "girlfriends' has a Neo-Vag how come he never talks about how amazing it is like he does "girl" dick? How come Kevin still seems so clueless about it all? Why isn't he talking eating Neo-Vag and how gay it is?
Almost 150 pages and still 0 evidence that anyone on that farm fucks. Kevin spends his life going "gdgdsfsgdgdsfsgsgdd >/////< inflate and fuck me!!!" at every tranny on Twitter, but there's no mentions or photos of any of them giving each other so much as a peck on the cheek irl.
 
Almost 150 pages and still 0 evidence that anyone on that farm fucks. Kevin spends his life going "gdgdsfsgdgdsfsgsgdd >/////< inflate and fuck me!!!" at every tranny on Twitter, but there's no mentions or photos of any of them giving each other so much as a peck on the cheek irl.
Maybe they're mildly sane people who have forbidden Kevin from talking about their genitals publicly. They're odd, but nothing more or less than average twitter troons. They probably wouldn't be lolcows if not for Kevvie.

Honestly, he says he's never been into anal, he can't deepthroat, his stink ditch can't be fucked.... he talks about wanting to be some sort of slut, but he can only wank these troons off. Most useless slut ever.
 
Almost 150 pages and still 0 evidence that anyone on that farm fucks. Kevin spends his life going "gdgdsfsgdgdsfsgsgdd >/////< inflate and fuck me!!!" at every tranny on Twitter, but there's no mentions or photos of any of them giving each other so much as a peck on the cheek irl.

I have a feeling they don’t fuck him cos they have to be around to smell him. Also I wonder if it's cos he exists to lure over new troons to come fuck him and then Penny will charge them for the privilege, maybe they’ll auction off his neovag virginity to raise funds. As I’ve said a few times it really wouldn’t shock me if the farm ends up as a Troon brothel/ cam whore house and the alpaca farm is just a front.
 
Kevin's early tweets about his inheritance led me to believe it's from a managed trust that he receives in installments, which might go primarily to the mortgage, hence ebegging for more time sensitive repairs like the car and power system.

That, or a combo of tranny grifting/Kev being selfish.
He's indicated that he gets in monthly (?) installments. Note the Tweet upthread where he mentions not being able to buy anything new because of a recent haul. If Kev got the money in a lump sum, it would already be gone. He spends almost all of each check right away.

A sensible person would put that money in a 401k, a trust, invest in low-risk stocks, or even just stick the money in the bank to accrue interest. Not Kevin. He's gotta spend it on a bunch of worthless plastic crap.

You might think that he would be able to resell these toys at a profit as collector's items if he needed to, but I don't think he'd make his money back. Collector's prefer things in original packaging. Kevin takes all of his figures out of the boxes, throws the boxes away, and puts them on a shelf to marinate in dust and cat piss. Even the items that aren't broken have depreciated in value.
 
Kevin's still grooming Ryan
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This makes me so MOTI. No self respecting dyke would ever do "hot lady things" with My 600-Lb. Troon; him putting the female symbol in his name changes nothing. The only """lesbians""" he could get are people like Kev. Hope he likes the taste of rot pocket!

Also to the user who deleted their post bemoaning Mode_View, there's no saving him. He willingly intermingled with the creepy Twitter troon community and was doomed from day 1.
 
Now I'm worried about the dogs. Diapers are made with polyethylene, it swells to absorb moisture; even if the dogs didn't outright eat the diapers, just a little bit of that shit in digestion could cause issues like a blockage.

If there's ebegging for veterinary bills in the near future, we know who the culprit is.
 
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and of course he has to have attitude. Then say what you mean!!!

As petty and pissy Kevin is, I love that he can't bring himself to admit and go on a tirade about how he got duped by his surgeon. He will bite people's heads off on Twitter over the smallest things and make long threads about why it makes sense to use she/her pronouns while being a "genderless gay bisexual trans lesbian"; but the doctor who left him with a molding wound somehow not only gets off scot-free, but enjoys the full ideological protection of the trans cartel. It must be eating him up that he can't cry and yell about how he was wronged. Alas, he must suffer in silence and only vent passive aggressively, because otherwise he'd face punishment for apostasy.

His crotch not healing is the beginning of a new season in this show, and I am SO here for it! :story::popcorn:
 
more e-begging on the way
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there is absolutely no way they can raise the funds for these upgrades without begging for troon twitter bux. the 6 grand might cover their current fiasco, but i'm interested to see how much money they grift overall just for the power systems alone.
Another thought: they're already e-begging for the cost every single necessary maintenance/renovation/repair being done, how the fuck are they going to stay afloat? They're off grid, but this is the polar opposite of a sustainable operation.

Do they even have lightning rods or proper heating? What's going to happen if they don't, and lightning strikes the house, or they turn ten electric space heaters on at once when the temperature hits 10°C?
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it made all the difference
"Kevin McAllister was never the same after being left home, alone five times."

Also, congrats to Devourer Rose for hiding his hideous gremlin face behind a flatteringly drawn avatar.
I mean I'm not exactly circa 1986 Boris Blank, so I can relate, but I'm pretty sure I'm not a gremlin-faced tranny either.
 
Another thought: they're already e-begging for the cost every single necessary maintenance/renovation/repair being done, how the fuck are they going to stay afloat? They're off grid, but this is the polar opposite of a sustainable operation.

Do they even have lightning rods or proper heating? What's going to happen if they don't, and lightning strikes the house, or they turn ten electric space heaters on at once when the temperature hits 10°C?

"Kevin McAllister was never the same after being left home, alone five times."

Also, congrats to Devourer Rose for hiding his hideous gremlin face behind a flatteringly drawn avatar.
I mean I'm not exactly circa 1986 Boris Blank, so I can relate, but I'm pretty sure I'm not a gremlin-faced tranny either.

Huh, that's interesting...and spooky (a thunderstorm is kicking off right as I'm typing this) but I've never noticed lightening rods that much in Colorado. Some places have them, but they're really not that common, even in the high country.

I almost 100% agree with you about the heat, but I'm optimistic they have a wood burning stove, and those things are the fucking bomb in the winter. I can't imagine building a domicile above 7,000 ft past sea level and not have a wood burning stove, but I also didn't see one in any of the real estate photos.
 
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