KR North Korea Megathread - Dear Leader and his shenanigans

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There's so much news about North Korea right now and what Un is doing, I got a suggestion for a NK megathread, so here it is. Post the world's greatest nation's antics here. I'm merging a few of the more recent threads to continue discussion.



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https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/south-korea-planning-war-decapitation-132232777.html

South Korean President Moon Jae-in has pushed for a new plan for a rapid war with North Korea and an overhaul of the country's defense industry to overwhelm and crush the North's government, the South Korean newspaper The Chosun Ilbo reported Tuesday.

Moon took office in May promising to attempt to engage diplomatically with North Korea and seek peace, but in the months since, the North has provoked the international community with missile tests at a blistering pace.

For some time, South Korea has been training a "decapitation force," reportedly with the help of the US Navy's SEAL Team 6, but now an increasingly bold North Korea may demand quicker action.

South Korea's new plan identifies more than 1,000 targets for precision missile fires and sites for marines to drop in and quickly kill North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, the paper reported.

The plan represents a more independent version of South Korea's current plan, which relies on support from US aircraft carriers. As it stands, no major military commander recommends military action against North Korea, which has a staggering array of conventional — and potentially nuclear — weapons pointed at Seoul, where 26 million call home.

But South Korea's new plan to quickly and decisively dominate the North relies on reforming the defense-acquisition process and cutting out wasteful spending to wield the full might of its economic dominance against Pyongyang, according to the report. For that reason, don't expect the plan to take effect anytime soon.
 
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Uh Oh...

JongUnnie may be in trouble. Or ded.

It's been buzzing in SK media for the last few hrs.

IMO, I feel like it wouldn't be surgery, it'd be either the Coof got him (maybe) or more likely he was unwilling to do as he was told.

Surgery is not the reason.
It does seem to line up interestingly with his aunt returning to the picture just a few months prior. Any chance of Norklevania getting ruled by Mama Poobah?
 
It does seem to line up interestingly with his aunt returning to the picture just a few months prior. Any chance of Norklevania getting ruled by Mama Poobah?
Hopefully it's some boring technocratic uncle who secretly yearns for a cosy retirement in the West in exchange for ending the North Korean experiment.
 
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Uh Oh...

JongUnnie may be in trouble. Or ded.

It's been buzzing in SK media for the last few hrs.

IMO, I feel like it wouldn't be surgery, it'd be either the Coof got him (maybe) or more likely he was unwilling to do as he was told.

Surgery is not the reason.


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Uh Oh...

JongUnnie may be in trouble. Or ded.

It's been buzzing in SK media for the last few hrs.

IMO, I feel like it wouldn't be surgery, it'd be either the Coof got him (maybe) or more likely he was unwilling to do as he was told.

Surgery is not the reason.

Kim received the cardiovascular system procedure because of "excessive smoking, obesity, and overwork,"

This lil nigga ate too many tendies
 
Doesn't this happen every couple of months? He's had unexplained absences for years now. The media always plays it up like he's finally died and it turns out he just wanted to sit at home playing Nintendo or something. If you google "Kim jong un disappearance" you get results from 2014, 2017, and 2020, all on the first page. He'll probably show up again in a few months like all the other times this has happened.
 
Hopefully it's some boring technocratic uncle who secretly yearns for a cosy retirement in the West in exchange for ending the North Korean experiment.
I heard yesterday that Un has a child so if that's true expect:
A) Regency by corrupt asshole(s) whether or not related to Fat Leader
B) A coup by a relative or the military to put who they want as leader
C) Spliting of Un administration and/or military into loyalist and rogue factions with loyalist forkeeping a puppet child as leader
D) All of the above
E)Something i can't predict yet but in hindsight would be obvious
Based on similar situations when children are to suddenly be ruler
 

Ha, yeah, I bet the Chinese team mostly consisted of a special ops force to take control of the ruling residence and strategic command.
 
So if Un is dead how long before China claims its new province? Genuine race between the Chinese and the south for land grabbing?

China doesn't want to claim North Korea as part of China. They want and need it as a buffer zone. They will install a puppet, wholesale rape it for its natural resources and occasionally stir up the Nork's to cause trouble against the west. But rest assured the first thing China did if Kim Jong Un is dead, is secure the nuclear launch codes. They've never been real happy about having a Nuclear armed hermit kingdom on their borders. They already have a few too many of those.
 
Yeah if they're saying it's surgery it's either something entirely different or the surgery was an extreme emergency and they're covering up why by trying to make it sound routine.

As in, one of his own people finally fucking put some bullets in Fat Bastard.

"State confirms Kim in treatment for minor but acute lead poisoning"
 
Meh, i'll believe he's dead when I see it. Not that it would be all that surprising given he clearly does have some health problems that have been showing up publicly for awhile now, but like others have said they've cried wolf way too many times on that front

That said, if by chance he really is dead the north korean people are in for a real bad time one way or another. It would set in motion a series of events that will be very difficult to avoid ending with what little economy they have imploding as the inevitable direct or indirect fight for the leadership goes on
 
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