Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[taintmisbehavin]

Even now, we don't know if the babysitter was abusive. Just like Chris' screaming fits in elementary school, he had to be restrained for unknown reasons because of something he did. For all we know, baby Chris was being insufferable, which would lead the babysitter to put him in his room. I don't know it she dragged him by the arm (that would be abuse). I would say for her to call Borb back to take care of their spawn cause it ain't worth the money. I guess the only way to truly know is to ask Barb, but we all know how she is unreliable.

Even if Chris was legitimately neglected and locked in a dark room by the Roach sitter, it does not handwave all the crazy shit he has done in his life. While that sort of thing can cause language and/or developmental delays in children especially autistic ones, he was able to talk later.

I think some 80’s redneck lady who was ill-equipped to deal with a special needs child had enough of his shit and shut him up in a room.

Barb and Bob were the ones who damaged him beyond repair.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Even if Chris was legitimately neglected and locked in a dark room by the Roach sitter, it does not handwave all the crazy shit he has done in his life. While that sort of thing can cause language and/or developmental delays in children especially autistic ones, he was able to talk later.

I think some 80’s redneck lady who was ill-equipped to deal with a special needs child had enough of his shit and shut him up in a room.

Barb and Bob were the ones who damaged him beyond repair.

And the sad part is that Barb will never admit it. As much as everything that's happened in Chris's life, Borb got dragged into it, and Barb in particular started feeding into Chris' paranoia and sucking from his welfare at the same time. I wonder if Bob ever thought of getting a divorce from Barb and left with Chris somewhere else? Obviously, Barb would take her husband to court and argue that he is the unfit parent (as Barb usually does), and keep Chris and 14 BLC with child support payments, which is what she has now. The only thing that would change is probably Bob staying alive, but living somewhere else.

 

[wristwatchswisswatch]

So this whole thing started because of an abusive babysitter. Shitty parents soon followed.

No, that's just how Chris claims it started. It most certainly started with Barb being a shitty person. I would take what Chris says with a grain of salt. OPL even claimed that he was verbally speaking at like 1 year old or some insane shit.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

"Abusive babysitter" was only "abusive" in Chris's eyes because she wouldn't put up with his tard shit and sent him to his room (which was full of toys anyway) when he misbehaved. Never forget that Chris views anyone resisting him as "abusive". Chris wasn't abused, he just had a taste of actual discipline and has tard raged about it since.

Also, I press X to doubt that he stopped speaking (and it certainly wasn't anything to do with "abusive babysitter"). He's a tard and just took longer to learn to speak than other kids. Abusive babysitter sure is a great excuse to cover up the fact that you're re.tarded and took a lot longer to learn speech than normal kids, though.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

I also highly doubt that his first word was 'monkey'.

I also highly doubt that his principal and counsellors were 'terrified' of him (as his Lego counterpart says to Dr Wolf) when they restrained him - my guess is that Chris was ree-ing like the special boy he was and remains, and they just wanted to shut him up and stop him pissing off his classmates and the staff. It also seems Munchausen-esque that he was apparently grappled and held to the floor by several grown adults while he screamed (in angerrrrrr, of course - nowt wussy about Wor Chris) - I'd guess that at worst they just gently restrained him by the arm or similar and he spazzed out.

An awful lot of Chris's early life seems to show that he's been a narcissistic fantasist for a very long time.

 

[thegooddoctor]

I think of several people who are probably unpersoned from this site who trollfailed so miserably. From that Kyle broflowski (the ugly one) looking cunt who called social services and made a thread on it as a wellness check. To that one newfag who pretended to be Chris and doctored up some fake text messages... Poorly.


It needs to put in bold and made rule number 1 on the Chris board

If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you.

Yeah on that note, sorry for my speedy rant up ahead but I have to pint out we normally always dox those fail trolls and numerous weens who fuck around with Chris just for attention or one of the many innumerable pissheads who ‘prank him’ chucking shit at his house send him vulgar shit in the mail or try to spy on him and take sekret photos in public, or send him $400 for some toy, shirt or ripped condom thing Oh lawl I paid for this exceptional individual I got merch I’m such a troll Guyzzz!! But even though we normally give full permission to dox anyone who tries to fuck with him without producing any funny results, How come the Fake sweetheart Catherine and Her partner Aka: SpyRaider/GarbageRaider were never outed for their unfunny and mean spirited attempts at going out with him in late 2014 and even uploading the audio from their dates online in early 2015? Why weren’t they ever rightfully doxed for their weenery? They're easily one of the most disliked trolls in Christory so why no Dox Reveal?Seems quite odd.

 

[greninja]

No, that's just how Chris claims it started. It most certainly started with Barb being a shitty person. I would take what Chris says with a grain of salt. OPL even claimed that he was verbally speaking at like 1 year old or some insane shit.

So we're supposed to say that the abusive babysitter doesn't exist?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

So we're supposed to say that the abusive babysitter doesn't exist?

Would you honestly believe anything that came out of Chris' mouth at this point. When he first revealed that info, I think everyone believed it. Now as time goes on, this forum is well versed at how Chris lies. Who really remembers that at age one? This info could have been told to Chris by his parents later in his life to get the "Kick the Autistic" game rolling, and that's the story that he stuck with.

 

[Shabobus]

Would you honestly believe anything that came out of Chris' mouth at this point. When he first revealed that info, I think everyone believed it. Now as time goes on, this forum is well versed at how Chris lies. Who really remembers that at age one? This info could have been told to Chris by his parents later in his life to get the "Kick the Autistic" game rolling, and that's the story that he stuck with.

I agree that Chris is not a reliable source of info, but the babysitter thing is complicated by the fact that Cole also said she was unfit to be watching a child. It's anyone's guess as to how reliable he is, though.

 

[greninja]

I agree that Chris is not a reliable source of info, but the babysitter thing is complicated by the fact that Cole also said she was unfit to be watching a child. It's anyone's guess as to how reliable he is, though.

If Cole can lead a normal life after being raised by the same shitty mother, then I guess he's reliable.

 

[ANobody]

If Cole can lead a normal life after being raised by the same shitty mother, then I guess he's reliable.

Cole is NOT normal, yeah he might not be Chris levels of tard but the dude is definitely not all there.

 

[greninja]

Cole is NOT normal, yeah he might not be Chris levels of tard but the dude is definitely not all there.

So we should blame his mother for his ego?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

So we should blame his mother for his ego?

Yes. Barbara Ann Weston Chandler is the main villain (aside from Count Graduon) in this crazy series called Sonichu Chris' life.

 

[ANobody]

So we should blame his mother for his ego?

I mean, only God knows why he made that family such a clusterfuck of disfunctionality.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

I agree that Chris is not a reliable source of info, but the babysitter thing is complicated by the fact that Cole also said she was unfit to be watching a child. It's anyone's guess as to how reliable he is, though.

Barb and Bob didn't have access to background check software and she was some druggie teen looking for a place to crash. Not an unheard-of story in the 80s and 90s.

 

[Chan Fan]

So we should blame his mother for his ego?

Seeing as Chris is almost 40 I think we can blame him for it

I also highly doubt that his principal and counsellors were 'terrified' of him (as his Lego counterpart says to Dr Wolf) when they restrained him - my guess is that Chris was ree-ing like the special boy he was and remains, and they just wanted to shut him up and stop him pissing off his classmates and the staff. It also seems Munchausen-esque that he was apparently grappled and held to the floor by several grown adults while he screamed (in angerrrrrr, of course - nowt wussy about Wor Chris) - I'd guess that at worst they just gently restrained him by the arm or similar and he spazzed out.

I agree, I doubt the adults were afraid but it's likely he was scaring the other children (or at the very least disturbing class and hindering their learning with his loud/unruly behavior)

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Chris content has been very very boring. Nothing but nonsensical ramblings of a delusional troon. The debt court cases are pointless to talk about because these credit card companies can't collect because he has no income. Unless they decide to collect by repo-ing his videogame and toy collection to pay off his debt there won't be any good content coming from the Financichu saga.

Not until Barb goes for her dirtnap will we get any decent content. After that... I don't know, if Chris loses the house and is forced to room with a friend or stranger we can get a good odd couple saga.

 

[AnAccount]

If chris is forced to bunk up with someone out of family if he loses the house. It might be the last chance to get him any good influence. roommate saga would be hilarious.

 

[Gnarly Sharpie]

Chris content has been very very boring. Nothing but nonsensical ramblings of a delusional troon. The debt court cases are pointless to talk about because these credit card companies can't collect because he has no income.

There have always been interludes like this in Christory; now is not nearly so dull as that from 2012 to 2014. We had got blarms again on a smaller scale with Ben Saint last year, for example. The master of trolling might cause some spectacle at any time. My chief regret is that Chris now prefers word salad served by microblog to the traditional filmed proclamations.

 

[AnAccount]

someone should tell Chris to start doing 'sermons' or something to his 'followers' on youtube.