Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

It's weird that Shmorky badmouthed Megan to me even more than LowT did. Whenever he started talking about the girls he'd say "You know, Megan hit those girls. She hit them all the time. And she made them give their pets away. She traumatized them." LowT bitched to me too about how Megan made them give their pets away out of spite. But being it came out of LowTs mouth, and then regurgitated by Shmorky, I'm sure it's a lie.
It doesn't shock me that a pedophile would badmouth the woman standing between him and time alone with the kids.
 
true but his mom finish law school and became productive.

Yo @Mandarys Milan II, I cant pull the thread but back in 2018 Chris hadwick a Comedian Vocie Actor, starter of a successful nerd cutlure comedy site that he sold for millions and dater of a hearst heiress oh and host of the AMC's talking dead


Fuck I realize he s just a few years older than Lowtax

His ex tried to me too him and lowtax basically went full fucking white knight for his accuser which became a big nothing burger the ex was jilted.

I find it odd cause I believe lowtax was honestly going full exceptional individual about emotional abuse is the same a physical and Chris is a very very bad man.

Since you ve delt with richard do you think he was just thirsty for chris s ex or just jealous that chris was more successful than him?


Lowtax is so delusional he doesn't see that he is the same kind of emotionally abusive guy as Hardwick.
 
Lowtax is so delusional he doesn't see that he is the same kind of emotionally abusive guy as Hardwick.

I'm not even convinced Hardwick was that bad. At worst he is kind of a jerk. Not every woman who has a relationship with a guy who is kind of a jerk was "abused." You just had a shit relationship with a dick, get over it.
 
The ironic thing is though, that Lowtax habitually threatens to sue people for 'Defamation of Character', while the reality is the only one who has defamed Lowtax's character IS Lowtax himself, through his own vile and legally nebulous actions. He threatened to sue me for defamation. Threw in a violent threat or two as well. He even got Shmorky to give him my parents phone number and called my parents at 2 in the morning and yelled at them that he was going to sue me (they just laughed).
Wow, that was a lot of bad choices in a single paragraph.
1. He decided he was going to threaten to sue a woman for literally speaking her mind about him. Oh, he literally runs a satire website.
2. He then decided to get said woman's parents involved. Yes, he's going to call an adult's parents because he doesn't like what she thinks of him.
3. He then gets her parents' number from her ex-husband. "Hey man, you know your ex? Yeah, can I get her parents' number? I want to yell at them. You know, it's kind of my style - you talk shit about me, I yell at your parents. On the phone, I mean."
4. He calls up this woman's parents. At 2 AM. To yell at them. About their daughter.
That makes at least 4 different missed opportunities for him to stop and say, "what the hell am I doing? I am literally acting out the 'early warning signs' part of a serial killer documentary".
 
That lowtax and daughter stream is really messed up. At one point lowtax leaves and is missing for awhile and it's later revealed he fell asleep on the toilet which is a normal thing for people to do if they're not on pills.

Motherfucker is completely Elvising out. He'll end up dead on that toilet from a stroke trying to pass some compacted opiate turd.

Also how was it revealed? He openly admitted to being such a drugged out junkie he's nodding out on the toilet with his daughter there? That's some seriously fucking subhuman behavior.
 
Not excusing his poor behavior, but what's happening to Lowtax really is quite sad. He's a middle aged drug addict whose family hates him that has no other options than sucking tranny dick for a few pennies. I'm friends with him on Steam and a few other places and I've played some games a few times with him, and he was alright to hang out with. Without the forums he would have to go work at Walmart. I'd probably be an alcoholic pill popper too if I was him.
 
Not excusing his poor behavior, but what's happening to Lowtax really is quite sad. He's a middle aged drug addict whose family hates him that has no other options than sucking tranny dick for a few pennies. I'm friends with him on Steam and a few other places and I've played some games a few times with him, and he was alright to hang out with. Without the forums he would have to go work at Walmart. I'd probably be an alcoholic pill popper too if I was him.

None of his current miseries are anything but self inflicted. He was the one who decided to be a shitty husband and father after multiple chances to change, he was the one who attempted to claw his way back to relevance by being a youtube Let's Player years after that stopped being viable, and he was the one who decided to air his marital drama online as if normal people are supposed to think that the woman hiding out in a Women's Shelter with her kid is the real monster.

The man's getting $8,000 a month to sit on his ass and get high. If he's still miserable, then fine. The only person making his life shit is him.
 
true but his mom finish law school and became productive.

Yo @Mandarys Milan II, I cant pull the thread but back in 2018 Chris hadwick a Comedian Vocie Actor, starter of a successful nerd cutlure comedy site that he sold for millions and dater of a hearst heiress oh and host of the AMC's talking dead


Fuck I realize he s just a few years older than Lowtax

His ex tried to me too him and lowtax basically went full fucking white knight for his accuser which became a big nothing burger the ex was jilted.

I find it odd cause I believe lowtax was honestly going full exceptional individual about emotional abuse is the same a physical and Chris is a very very bad man.

Since you ve delt with richard do you think he was just thirsty for chris s ex or just jealous that chris was more successful than him?

It's thirst. 100% unfettered, abject thirst. I don't think Lowtax truly cares about anyone but Lowtax. I don't think he's 'in love' with the women he chases. He's in love with the thrill he gets out of controlling women and making them dependent on him - whether it be mentally, emotionally, financially, or all three. That's why he loves chasing that sweet, sweet, mental illness, vulnerable, and broke snatch. Do we know how many goonettes he chased after while he was married? Because apparently, it was quite a few.


Wow, that was a lot of bad choices in a single paragraph.
1. He decided he was going to threaten to sue a woman for literally speaking her mind about him. Oh, he literally runs a satire website.
2. He then decided to get said woman's parents involved. Yes, he's going to call an adult's parents because he doesn't like what she thinks of him.
3. He then gets her parents' number from her ex-husband. "Hey man, you know your ex? Yeah, can I get her parents' number? I want to yell at them. You know, it's kind of my style - you talk shit about me, I yell at your parents. On the phone, I mean."
4. He calls up this woman's parents. At 2 AM. To yell at them. About their daughter.
That makes at least 4 different missed opportunities for him to stop and say, "what the hell am I doing? I am literally acting out the 'early warning signs' part of a serial killer documentary".

I really wish I could've heard that phone call. My parents and I still have a good laugh about it every now and then.

Motherfucker is completely Elvising out. He'll end up dead on that toilet from a stroke trying to pass some compacted opiate turd.

Also how was it revealed? He openly admitted to being such a drugged out junkie he's nodding out on the toilet with his daughter there? That's some seriously fucking subhuman behavior.

Falling asleep on the toilet is funny, but it's not going to be funny when he falls asleep behind the wheel of his car and pulls some "There's Something Wrong With Aunt Diane" shit while his kids are in the backseat. Anyone who is falling asleep mid-shit is not far from falling asleep at the wheel. And when I knew him, he had no problem drinking/pilling and driving. That was when he was still a semi-functional alcoholic/user. Now he's one empty bottle of Adderall away from chewing the cotton out of a Benzedrex inhaler to get his fix. He's reached the stage of full blown junkie where you do things you NEVER thought in a million years you would be capable of doing when you were sober. Things like throwing your relationship with your firstborn daughter in the trash for the sake of a BPD slut. I really hope at the very least LowTs mom is helping watch Sloane and making sure he's not fucking driving the kid around while he's high off his balls.

I wonder if he'll drag Sloane onto the Youtube channel as well. I really hope to God not. I really hope he finds a shred of conscience left in his drug-addled brain and says 'maybe I shouldn't let my daughter watch and participate in the livestreams I insult and degrade her mom on.'

By the way, do we know what that "Hard Rock Nick" shit is all about and why he's threatening to sue LowT? What was the story behind that?

Also, what was the source info for Logan being on coke? Was she a "crackhead clubhouse" poster, or a poster on some other drug forum? Or was she just saying it on social media for attention? If anyone has screenshots to go with that - if you could post them or DM me them I'd greatly appreciate it.

PS - I noticed a day or two ago that Lowtax preemptively blocked me on my current Facebook account, so I guess he's been keeping up with this thread. You're welcome to join in the thread at any time, Richard! Though you probably won't and just bitch on SA that I'm part of your whole "crazy bitches are trying to defame me, whaaaahh" conspiracy.
 
The man's getting $8,000 a month to sit on his ass and get high. If he's still miserable, then fine. The only person making his life shit is him.

I wish I could pull damn-near six figures pre-taxes just to be an internet bum. But then I'd have to pop pills all day, hang out with suspected pedos like Shmorkey and contemplate cutting off my wingus to keep my troon following from going into full revolt.

On second thought, I'd rather be an ordinary bum.
 
I wish I could pull damn-near six figures pre-taxes just to be an internet bum. But then I'd have to pop pills all day, hang out with suspected pedos like Shmorkey and contemplate cutting off my wingus to keep my troon following from going into full revolt.

On second thought, I'd rather be an ordinary bum.

I actually just remembered something that's really fucking unsettling. Before Shmorky drew that klurf-sona avatar of himself, he used a picture of Lauren as his Facebook and Twitter avatar. I just checked - he's STILL using that same picture of Lauren as his Patreon avatar. Her face is a bit obscured by the hat and the mustache and pipe he drew on her, but way back when I asked him who was in that pic and he said "I had Lauren model that funny hat for me tee hee." He used that avatar on his social media for long while. In retrospect...what the fuck.
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Lowtax, for all his yelling about "I never let Shmorky hang around the kids, I swear! They only said hi to him in the office when they came by! I never let him in my house!" (which is an outright lie) ....Why in God's name were you letting a grown man in lipstick and a yarn wig, who is not a family member, photograph your children? And why in the FUCK would you not take umbrage with said grown man using a photo of your daughter as his social media avatar, and his Patreon avatar to this day? And he can't backpedal on this one and say he never saw it, they were both active on Twitter and interacted with each other there. Knowing what we all came to know about Shmorky, and thinking back on all the interaction he had with those girls, and the way he would talk about them...it really makes me sick to my stomach now.

Richard, if it's not too terribly much to ask, maybe you want to stay sober for 5 fucking minutes and get that picture taken down? Maybe you don't want to have a now outed and known pedophile using your daughter as his Patreon avatar?
 
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So on richards face book he posted about the netflix show "The midnight Gospel" if you dont know its this dudes pod cast that interviews people and its animated by the creator of adventure time.

the last episode is the podcast creator interview his mother, who had cancer and its very trippy and addresses death. I can see how that show might speak to richard.
 
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