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[Particle Bored]

Right?. What is the appeal of Kevin for Mistress? (or anyone, ever). They either have forbidden any talk on twitter regarding their escapades, or nothing is happening. I know they're all poly etc with multiple troon GF's...but wouldn't Kevin be at least hinting at any action? Considering he broadcasts every inane thought.

I wouldn't be surprised if the gun-totin,' Kiwi-threatenin' "Mistress" laid down some rules about what the tenants can post to the public about goings-on at the ranch.

 

[Comrade Autogynephilia]

Phillip/Penny gives me the most skeevy vibes of all the troons/lolcows I follow on here.
This thread moves at a mile a minute, and I had been expecting it to wind up soon with either Kev's suicide, and/or some major medical emergency from the stinkditch, or (less likely) his de-transition and going home.

But penny seems such a genuinely malevolent presence, he gives off vibes of an ex con who's found the perfect long job disguising himself amongst these freaks and then taking over their shit.
Now I think penny will be the source of the ending to this, maybe in some kind of Waco-esq situation.

 

[candle tiger]

Not in the sense you are referring to. The rotten flesh would most likely need to be excised and the entire area debrided. From there, the wound can be sutured closed, preferably with a drain so the suppuration won't build up and force the wound open again.
Provided he changed the dressings regularly and left it the fuck alone for fucks sake, it should heal up and the drain can be removed. He'd still probably have to piss through a tube for the rest of his life, but considering the other option is sepsis from a rotting wound, I know which one I would choose if forced to.

Torn between the Horrifying and Informative ratings after reading this Kevin using a rusty hacksaw to DIY chop off his dick and balls back in January would have been safer, more sanitary, and produced a better-looking crotch result than this. This thread is endlessly entertaining but it's times like this that I realize Kevin is more sinister than some fat faggot sitting on the internet all day wanking himself to his fetishes. He's been actively, maliciously grooming people into getting the same bullshit surgery he got, even after the medical complications that happened to him. I feel quite bad for the younger troons in his sphere who will get conned into ruining their life like he has.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

Phillip/Penny gives me the most skeevy vibes of all the troons/lolcows I follow on here.
This thread moves at a mile a minute, and I had been expecting it to wind up soon with either Kev's suicide, and/or some major medical emergency from the stinkditch, or (less likely) his de-transition and going home.

But penny seems such a genuinely malevolent presence, he gives off vibes of an ex con who's found the perfect long job disguising himself amongst these freaks and then taking over their shit.
Now I think penny will be the source of the ending to this, maybe in some kind of Waco-esq situation.

This has occurred to me too. Penny seems like the type who, on a bender, decided an off the grid fuck-farm would be a great idea and somehow managed to get one going then defaulted to trannies because the online community makes it easier to get new inductees.

I don't believe his transness for a second, the short clips of him we've seen are eerily similar to the GameStop freakout guy and his dumbass unicorn hand tattoo seems to be the most "queer identifying" thing about him. It all just reads dude trying to fit in to Twitter trans culture.

Kevin is the only ranch hand we have a deadname on, no? It'd be interesting to see if any of them came up with arrest records.

 

[White Baby]

Totally, I get the theory. However, horrifyingly, 'Crystal Storm' is a Kevin orbiter There was a post about their NSFW account...with pictures of their stink ditch. But yes, I agree, I'm sure a ton of names are troony fantasy names

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Rate me Islamic, but Crystal's actually trying to pass, in a very technidelic pop punk kind of way. Kevvie could learn a lot of lessons.

 

[Bani]

Phillip/Penny gives me the most skeevy vibes of all the troons/lolcows I follow on here.
This thread moves at a mile a minute, and I had been expecting it to wind up soon with either Kev's suicide, and/or some major medical emergency from the stinkditch, or (less likely) his de-transition and going home.

But penny seems such a genuinely malevolent presence, he gives off vibes of an ex con who's found the perfect long job disguising himself amongst these freaks and then taking over their shit.
Now I think penny will be the source of the ending to this, maybe in some kind of Waco-esq situation.

He really just seems like a crazy redneck to me. I get strong meth vibes from him.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Phillip/Penny gives me the most skeevy vibes of all the troons/lolcows I follow on here.
This thread moves at a mile a minute, and I had been expecting it to wind up soon with either Kev's suicide, and/or some major medical emergency from the stinkditch, or (less likely) his de-transition and going home.

But penny seems such a genuinely malevolent presence, he gives off vibes of an ex con who's found the perfect long job disguising himself amongst these freaks and then taking over their shit.
Now I think penny will be the source of the ending to this, maybe in some kind of Waco-esq situation.

I said in an earlier comment that I think Penny is running a cult of some sorts and definitely needs further scrutiny. I honestly have vibes he plays a bigger role in Kevvies life decisions then we know. That and dude owns a gun, surrounded by people who probably hate guns and want them banned across the US.

in the topic of Kevvie and non-sex life with his “girlfriends”.

First it should be mentioned that HRT fucks your sex drive and all 6(?) of them are taking HRT drugs which kill male libido. Essentially they are all on their way to becoming eunuchs

Second, Someone else mentioned one of the troons husband has announced he is a-sexual or some shit and that that was done to please Penny because the only married couple (one of which is not on HRT) probably we’re the only two having any form of sex. Penny crushed that and made him gender neutral or some shit.

I think the most “sex” that happens is Penny gets Horny maybe once a month, picks one of his Harem to satisfy him, the one troon who doesn’t take it up the ass or deep throat gets a custom made neo vag Installed and in return l, gets to live like a kept pet whiles the others break their backs fixing the ranch and shearing the alpacas.

It’s quite ironic, they all call themselves lesbians and in turn have all suffered “lesbian bed death”.

 

[Tomssu]

KevKev is still busy playing FF7

The usual

Of course, groomer

I take it he is not fond of mayo.

and few re-tweets that caught my attention

Spoiler: hot takes

I think this person was trying to be funny (maybe), but all the comments were like "Oh! So good! I'm going to use this!" but like... Isn't rocky road mostly chocolate? As in you would call it a chocolate treat?

Oh yes, parents truly hate their child if they don't let them mutilate themselves

lates gofundme: 5347

 

[Puddleduck]

I'm going to speculate that Kevin is at least one of the larger doners. It's probably part of whatever sordid deal he has with Penelope, that he has to chip in to the major expenses. Doing so through the GoFundMe is not only "cleaner" than just handing over the money, it helps to salt the mine as a GFM which looks like it's going to succeed is more attractive, plus it makes them look like people actually care.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I said in an earlier comment that I think Penny is running a cult of some sorts and definitely needs further scrutiny. I honestly have vibes he plays a bigger role in Kevvies life decisions then we know

Reminds me of the "Noodles and Beef" situation where a poly gay man convinced one of his boyfriends to inject chemicals into his testicles to make them larger. The guy died from it.

So yeah Kevin cumbrain most likely is in a gay sex cult just with more troonery.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I'm going to speculate that Kevin is at least one of the larger doners. It's probably part of whatever sordid deal he has with Penelope, that he has to chip in to the major expenses. Doing so through the GoFundMe is not only "cleaner" than just handing over the money, it helps to salt the mine as a GFM which looks like it's going to succeed is more attractive, plus it makes them look like people actually care.

Kevie bankrolling the operation would explain why his gaming man-cave takes priority, why Master Pennywise made a shelf for his stuffed toys, why he doesn't have to work, and why his bullshit is being tolerated.
I suspect the others troons on Tran Ranch would happily strangle him for all the toys he's getting while they're busting their ass and e-begging for essential repairs, but Kev's neck is off limits.

Oh well. Maybe one of them will get creative and poison that whatever dildo with the built-in "cum container".

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Reminds me of the "Noodles and Beef" situation where a poly gay man convinced one of his boyfriends to inject chemicals into his testicles to make them larger. The guy died from it.

So yeah Kevin cumbrain most likely is in a gay sex cult just with more troonery.

"sex cult" when there's no sex happening.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

"sex cult" when there's no sex happening.

Probably not with him because he can't but I doubt the other guys are doing nothing. It's a troon ranch after all full of perverted degenerates.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

KevKev is still busy playing FF7
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The usual

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Of course, groomer

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I take it he is not fond of mayo.

and few re-tweets that caught my attention

Spoiler: hot takes

View attachment 1253349 I think this person was trying to be funny (maybe), but all the comments were like "Oh! So good! I'm going to use this!" but like... Isn't rocky road mostly chocolate? As in you would call it a chocolate treat? View attachment 1253351 Oh yes, parents truly hate their child if they don't let them mutilate themselves

lates gofundme: 5347

Well, in Kevin's defense, Cloud basically has DID due to mako poisoning and is larping as a SOLDIER (Zack), is emotionally distant and mentally unstable and wore a dress that one time...no wonder Kevin is confused about him being an egg.

Kevie bankrolling the operation would explain why his gaming man-cave takes priority, why Master Pennywise made a shelf for his stuffed toys, why he doesn't have to work, and why his bullshit is being tolerated.
I suspect the others troons on Tran Ranch would happily strangle him for all the toys he's getting while they're busting their ass and e-begging for essential repairs, but Kev's neck is off limits.

Oh well. Maybe one of them will get creative and poison that whatever dildo with the built-in "cum container".

I will be looking for forward to mutiny day then.

 

[horsegirl666]

Almost 150 pages and still 0 evidence that anyone on that farm fucks. Kevin spends his life going "gdgdsfsgdgdsfsgsgdd >/////< inflate and fuck me!!!" at every tranny on Twitter, but there's no mentions or photos of any of them giving each other so much as a peck on the cheek irl.

Well I mean it's obvious, they're bunch of ugly fucks who despite the cognitive dissonanse they have still aren't going to fuck each other since that really would destroy their "we're just bunch of smol cat girls" imaginary world. I mean kinda hard to pretend to be a dyke with another man's dick in your mouth, so they just keep talking about it and keep their flirting online, it's easier to keep up the charade that they're all laydees when they just chat and imagine being ones instead of actually having to face the reality of eachothers bodies. I mean some troons when they're horny enough will settle with other ugly troons and continue their pathetic larp to their sex lives, but I think lot of them still have hopes of scoring a pretty cis waifu so they don't want to settle for another troon yet.

This larping reminds me of the duck video, where you can hear some guy going "laydees!!" at the background, it sounds so forced. That's what their life is, pretending to each other that they're real girls and ladies even though deep down they all know that they're lying to each other and to themselves. And having real actual sex with eachother would truly prove that.

 

[stupid fuck]

troon grooming & crippling autism, featuring a cow crossover

edit: "life-threatening dysphoria"

for anyone wondering why Kev doesn't wear makeup


is Kev angling for a new gf in his online sexless poly custerfuck?



ranch content

fucking lmao


new pics



bonus Ripley

so damn cool


i just can't get over how shit his artism is

 

[Spastic Colon]

troon grooming & crippling autism, featuring a cow crossover
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for anyone wondering why Kev doesn't wear makeup
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is Kev angling for a new gf in his online sexless poly custerfuck?
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ranch content

fucking lmao
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new pics
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bonus Ripley

so damn cool
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i just can't get over how shit his artism is
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The cat picture is cute until you look at the floor. My God -- did someone just walk around with the shits or something? Why do troons never, ever clean?

Ripley is delusional in a multitude of ways. I guess if you can just declare that you are a woman, you can just declare yourself an artist, too -- even if all evidence points to the contrary. This just seems like something a nerdy middle schooler would draw. Which is pretty cool if you are actually in middle school. It is pretty pathetic as a grown ass man, though. Although, honestly, I normally wouldn't judge him too much because I draw shitty art for fun myself. I only judge him because he's trying to be a professional artist and this is what happens when you tell kids that they can be anything they want when they grow up as if lack of talent or ability can be overcome by just telling yourself you can do anything.

 

[Old Fart]

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[stupid fuck]

tweets are scary


cow crossover

 

[BoobWhiskers]

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'Nice, caring person'? I think the vast majority of what we've seen would suggest that his two settings are 'amhole' and 'asshole'.