Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Lord of the Large Pants said:
It's amazing how often Bob comes right up to the edge of a breakthrough, then turns and sprints in the opposite direction.

"Hmm, there doesn't seem to be any sort of incontrovertible argument that compels people who disagree with me to change their mind. Could that mean that reasonable people can view the same data and disagree on its interpretation? Or perhaps... I've been wrong about a few things?

No. No, they're just undesirables. It's the only explanation."
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He realizes his own snobbish regional disdain and classism is part of what led to the midwest being shafted in the first place? The manifest destiny people he mocks were mostly common folk trying to escape the Bob Chipman's of their time
 
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The Shadow said:
SQUARE TOED LOAFERS?

WITH WHITE SOCKS!

Checks out for someone that probably bought one pair of "dress" shoes for job interviews after graduating in the early 2000's but oh my god, his fashion sense just keeps getting more hilarious.
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It works with the polo shirt with warped collar with tie combo. It lets the viewer know this man is special ed.
 
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(deleted my previous post, I found what i was looking for)

Ok, so I double checked, as going through Bob's timeline can give one the sense of a fever dream. Anyway, on the 23rd Bob posted this:
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The tweet it was replying to has since been deleted which is a shame but to sum up it had a picture of Sparta & its soldiers.

What's the joke? Well that I sometimes wonder if Victor David Hanson follows Bob because it seems like every time Bob comments on history, VDH is there shortly later to smack him down.
Wartime and plague-stricken Athens, the most refined of cities, turned the most brutish. Rural and inward Sparta, home of the supposedly duller wits with little cultural enrichment from the wider Aegean, remained more or less true to its traditional mores, avoiding the plague and the panic that the epidemic birthed among coastal and cosmopolitan Athens. In times like these, for once it was deemed wiser to live in Sparta or in rural Utah than in the bustle of cosmopolitan Athens or Manhattan.​

Anyway, some bonus bob material from my diving in case this bit of joke didn't appeal to you. (I'm also tagging these to make searching in the future easier.)
Reminder, this is his business account. (flu nightmares)
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Nobody believes you, robert. (flu protests and friends)
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Finally some retweets that explain much. (north korea waifu)
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Too easy. (autism)
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Has it been pointed out how stupid it is that Bob considers New England to be a beacon of enlightenment and shits on working class middle Americans when his hometown has DEEP roots in the skinhead community?

And I'm not even necessarily talking about white power skinheads, working class blue collar skins, the people Bob hates so much.
 
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Shield Breaker said:
Even if you can telecommute, if the greater business depends on people who can't, you're still not going to be able to work.
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Yeah a lot of people don't fuckin get that shit. I work in an industry that relies on small and medium businesses for work and its easily done at home. But with businesses shutting down all over, we've been getting less and less work.

We lost all of our performance bonuses, promotions, and they've been cutting our hours bit by bit to stave off layoffs. If this keeps up, some of us may be outta the job.

I wonder if Bob's gonna change his tune once the economy shits itself and his autistic fanbase can't afford to support him... Eh who am I kidding, he'll just blame the Orange Man for buttfucking the economy.
 
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Doctor Placebo said:
Certainly Robert doesn't know shit about any other religion. Judaism gets a pass from people like him becuz muh Holocaust and because he probably follows and sucks up to some Trump's Chosen SJW's who are proud to be Trump's Chosen. Same with Islam, but replace muh Holocaust with "brown." If their actual beliefs were a factor at all, he wouldn't be pandering to Islam, of all fucking things.
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people who think this way always forget (or have never known) that the majority of Bosniaks, Albanians and Kosovans are Muslims, and they're certainly not brown
 
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Roybertitos said:
Yeah a lot of people don't fuckin get that shit. I work in an industry that relies on small and medium businesses for work and its easily done at home. But with businesses shutting down all over, we've been getting less and less work.

We lost all of our performance bonuses, promotions, and they've been cutting our hours bit by bit to stave off layoffs. If this keeps up, some of us may be outta the job.

I wonder if Bob's gonna change his tune once the economy shits itself and his autistic fanbase can't afford to support him... Eh who am I kidding, he'll just blame the Orange Man for buttfucking the economy.
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I have to imagine most of Bob’s remaining fan base is already on SSDI.
 
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Bolo said:
" and I say that having been 100% as guilty of it as most other male critics of the era. "

Oh well, so everybody was doing it, so it's cool right. However, I doubt a lot of people were comparing her to a blow up doll Robert:

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And on the Jennifer's body review, Robert equates Megan Fox to a hamburger. So no, asshole, you weren't just following a trend to bash this woman, I remember well, and I also remember you posed as a feminist back then as well.

He bashed Megan Fox on a particular cruel note for the same reason he bashes Fox news female anchors and hosts, because it is safe for him, back then Megan Fox was a punching bag for everyone, so there was little push back, and that was before everybody got holled up on their politcal cliques. But I remember Robert was one of the few that took the joke several notches higher.

To be clear, I don't care about Megan Fox, nor I will pretend to get offended by the diabetic edgelord over here, but just adding "as guilty of it as most other male critics of the era. " is just a sumbag way to weasel out from any heat.

Not to mention that this is yet another example of Robert just unleashing some weird, depp seething hatred and resentment against women, because he always go overboard with the insults when its "safe" to make fun of a woman.
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Oh, you have seen nothing from Incel Bob if that is the one you go for first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blDYeYh2aDk
 
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Doctor Placebo said:
Once again Robert projects his own thoughts and desires onto others and then denigrates them for it.
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Incel Bob: You should not exoticize Asian women.

Also Incel Bob: Really wants to see Devon Aoki naked because she is so strange and exotic that he just has to see what one looks like not wearing any clothes.
 
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