KR North Korea Megathread - Dear Leader and his shenanigans

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There's so much news about North Korea right now and what Un is doing, I got a suggestion for a NK megathread, so here it is. Post the world's greatest nation's antics here. I'm merging a few of the more recent threads to continue discussion.



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https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/south-korea-planning-war-decapitation-132232777.html

South Korean President Moon Jae-in has pushed for a new plan for a rapid war with North Korea and an overhaul of the country's defense industry to overwhelm and crush the North's government, the South Korean newspaper The Chosun Ilbo reported Tuesday.

Moon took office in May promising to attempt to engage diplomatically with North Korea and seek peace, but in the months since, the North has provoked the international community with missile tests at a blistering pace.

For some time, South Korea has been training a "decapitation force," reportedly with the help of the US Navy's SEAL Team 6, but now an increasingly bold North Korea may demand quicker action.

South Korea's new plan identifies more than 1,000 targets for precision missile fires and sites for marines to drop in and quickly kill North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, the paper reported.

The plan represents a more independent version of South Korea's current plan, which relies on support from US aircraft carriers. As it stands, no major military commander recommends military action against North Korea, which has a staggering array of conventional — and potentially nuclear — weapons pointed at Seoul, where 26 million call home.

But South Korea's new plan to quickly and decisively dominate the North relies on reforming the defense-acquisition process and cutting out wasteful spending to wield the full might of its economic dominance against Pyongyang, according to the report. For that reason, don't expect the plan to take effect anytime soon.
 
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The death of Stalin is such a good movie. If anyone hasn't watched it yet, wtf is wrong with you. Go watch it.

Sweet Jesus, YES. "How can you plot, and run, at the same time!" Every line in that movie is a quotable quote. It's like The Princess Bride of political black comedy. Not since Brazil has there been such comedic chops in a black comedy.
 
So....lets count the possible outcomes of kim chonk un biting the dust

a) scary-sexy sister/another family member heir presumptive takes over. Situation doesnt change much
b) random interchangable general launches a coup, either on his own initiative or backed by the chinks. Situation changes drastically
c) civil war as various bigwigs all try to seize power and the country rapidly turns into warlord era china with nukes and nerve gas. Situation officially goes bananas.
 
Sweet Jesus, YES. "How can you plot, and run, at the same time!" Every line in that movie is a quotable quote. It's like The Princess Bride of political black comedy. Not since Brazil has there been such comedic chops in a black comedy.

I know you cant tell due to the enormous smile on my face, but I am actually quite furious!
 
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Glad to know Fat Boy had it coming. I don't doubt that another family member is going to usurp his position, but who knows what's going to happen behind the scenes given the censorship and China's involvement.
 
Sweet Jesus, YES. "How can you plot, and run, at the same time!" Every line in that movie is a quotable quote. It's like The Princess Bride of political black comedy. Not since Brazil has there been such comedic chops in a black comedy.

Bodies rolling down the stairs at NKVD HQ while Beria walks by.... A+
 
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