Rumors suggest Kim Jong Un has died - Kim-Yo Jong poised to become first female dictator of North Korea

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I heard he outshined the John Wayne record for "solid mass of beef clogging the intestines" after his death by a whole seven pounds! Congrats, Kim!

It would be wonderful to see the President biden sidling up to this girl, gently lifting her hair to sniff only to get violently nut shot by her pissy NorKo heels. "Well there yer a spicy lil' thang ain't cha? Where are your parents I'd like ta' haf' a word with.....uh.....how did you get here in my bathroom?"

Maybe she's always had a crush on rodman and she killed off fatpops so she can install him as King Regent of Korrrrrrreeeeeaaaaa!
 
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NielBreenLover96 said:
Guys, it's time. The past 9 years...it's all been leading up to this.
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Dennis K. Rodman.

He's the perfect man for the job. The perfect man to fuck Kim Jong Un's sister's brains out, knock her up, and take over North Korea.

Think about it. He's Kim Jong Un's best friend.

He's the one American that Kim actually likes.
I bet, with 100% certainty, that Kim, on his deathbed, gave Rodman his specific blessing to knock his sister up and take over.

The Rodman Dynasty is neigh. The Rodman Empire is all but certain. All he has to do is take the torch from his bestie, Kim, and fuck the shit out of his sister.

All Hail Supreme Leader Rodman. Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces Rodman. Marshall Rodman.

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He's coming for that little slanted, pixelated, bleached white asian dictator pussy, Ms. Kim Yo-Jong.

Or should I say,

Rodman Yo-Jong.

And you're gonna fucking like it.
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Worst thing is that given how fucking warped the timeline is and how much crazy horseshit has been happening this past half decade.... I cant in all honesty rule this out 100%.

CDWLTY said:
It would be wonderful to see the President biden sidling up to this girl, gently lifting her hair to sniff only to get violently nut shot by her pissy NorKo heels.
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Nigga better get in line, there are many goodbois who would pay top shekel to have her sharpened high heel puncture their scrotoms
 
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Great now all my Kim Jong un shirts are gonna be dated. Honestly though, all these news sites say they learned it from a “very reliable source” yet don’t tell who or don’t say how. I wouldn’t get our hopes up. If it does happen then we’ll get to see another brainwashed funeral service.
 
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Duncan Hills Coffee said:
I've heard rumors he may have been poisoned. Kim Jong Un was by no means the perfect picture of health, but he was also 36, which isn't that old. He was fat but I wouldn't call him deathfat. Furthermore, didn't he kill one of his family members so he could take the leadership position? It wouldn't be out of the ordinary for someone else to poison him.

In any case, this is fascinating to watch. We probably won't get the truth, this is North Korea after all, but it's fun to speculate.
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It can if there was something already there and you don't take care of yourself and you are a terrible patient (which in this case I bet he was).
 
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I recall one report saying the heart surgon had shaky hands :story:
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If I found out I had to be doing heart surgery on a man who has probably put my neighbors in prison for the next three generations for daring to watch a pirated American movie you can bet I'd be playing a bad game of Operation on that fucker's arterial valve.
 
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Save the Loli said:
I'd absolutely believe Fatboy had a heart attack at 36. The fat fuck loved his McDonalds (flown in from China weekly), drank almost a whole bottle of Hennessey a day, and was a chain smoker. Do doctors in North Korea believe in "healthy at any size" and shit? Or was it all part of a long-term Chinese plot to have him assassinated, just have his Chinese doctors tell him he has a healthy lifestyle and then when he gets a heart attack "accidently" mess up.
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I dunno but countries that have extreme poverty and famine often seem to see being fat as a status symbol, also it's not like a doctor is going to say "Lose some weight fatty!".
 
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Damn 2020, Margaret Cho got a whole lot of new material.

p.s hot dictator can’t wait for her to feature in a new BTS video
 
NielBreenLover96 said:
Guys, it's time. The past 9 years...it's all been leading up to this.
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Dennis K. Rodman.

He's the perfect man for the job. The perfect man to fuck Kim Jong Un's sister's brains out, knock her up, and take over North Korea.

Think about it. He's Kim Jong Un's best friend.

He's the one American that Kim actually likes.
I bet, with 100% certainty, that Kim, on his deathbed, gave Rodman his specific blessing to knock his sister up and take over.

The Rodman Dynasty is neigh. The Rodman Empire is all but certain. All he has to do is take the torch from his bestie, Kim, and fuck the shit out of his sister.

All Hail Supreme Leader Rodman. Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces Rodman. Marshall Rodman.

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He's coming for that little slanted, pixelated, bleached white asian dictator pussy, Ms. Kim Yo-Jong.

Or should I say,

Rodman Yo-Jong.

And you're gonna fucking like it.
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Dennis....you need to continue the kim bloodline...FUCK MY SISTER
 
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