Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,454 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 286 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,604
That "trail" is off limits because the fair city of South Jordan doesn't want to fish out the drowned corpses of small children and clumsy mongos from the canal. Really, it's fairly self-evident to anyone who isn't a fucking moron.

If they pulled Russell's body out of a canal they'd probably think somebody beat him to death and dumped him there. Ya know, because of his jacked up face and body.
 
Louis Tully had a girlfriend that he didn't have to pay for. Russ never will.
Tully also got his law degree. At night school, but the point still stands he’s above a paralegal. He even went to court, defended the ghostbusters and won the case. They won because of supernatural hijinks, but he’s got a successfully tried and won case under his lawyer belt, as well as Annie Potts as his chick.

What I’m saying is that a man played by Rick Moranis and intentionally scripted to be cringy and a huge loser STILL is a better person to be than Russ.
 
Tully also got his law degree. At night school, but the point still stands he’s above a paralegal. He even went to court, defended the ghostbusters and won the case. They won because of supernatural hijinks, but he’s got a successfully tried and won case under his lawyer belt, as well as Annie Potts as his chick.

What I’m saying is that a man played by Rick Moranis and intentionally scripted to be cringy and a huge loser STILL is a better person to be than Russ.

Not to mention that Tully had a huge social circle with people from all walks of life, including the Ghostbusters themselves. He was close to them and even became an honorary member.
 
Can you imagine during sex with his escort he tells her she has a "really cool pussy!"?


Good thing he hasn't traumatized any ladies of the night in quite some time. Corona-chan saved another life!

But seriously, do you think Russ will save his stimulus $$$$ or is he just gonna spend all of it on "music production"
 
Russ leaving his faith over not getting hookers (but only just for him, not anyone else) is just so amazingly shallow. It's not like he's ever shown signs of having intellectual doubts about the existence or benevolence of God; he has no reason to not believe in God, it's just that he happens to be mad at God for really selfish, petty reasons.

This also described Lucas Werner accurately. He claims to doubt God's existence for intellectual reasons, but he's really just angry that God hasn't given him a teen breeder. He said as much when he went to church once and wasn't immediately presented with a child bride.
 
Russ left religion because anything that doesn't lead to stardom or pussy is an absolute waste of his time

Also I wish he'd stop saying things are "cool". Can you imagine during sex with his escort he tells her she has a "really cool pussy!"?
Ok, now I wanna see a Greer / Swift collab, with her in her uncanny valley CATS suit, for a song and music video titled "Real Cool Pussy".
 
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This also described Lucas Werner accurately. He claims to doubt God's existence for intellectual reasons, but he's really just angry that God hasn't given him a teen breeder. He said as much when he went to church once and wasn't immediately presented with a child bride.

"At least Russhole isn't a pedophile (that we know of)" is one of the very, very few positive things that can be said of him. That, and the fact that he actually works to earn money instead of having the tax payers fund his life are the only two positives I can come up with for Mr. Greer.


Russ' spot in Hell was booked for him long, long ago. LDS people don't even really believe in Hell as most Christian faiths conceive it, but I think an exception can be made for the little tard hobbit.
 
"At least Russhole isn't a pedophile (that we know of)" is one of the very, very few positive things that can be said of him. That, and the fact that he actually works to earn money instead of having the tax payers fund his life are the only two positives I can come up with for Mr. Greer.



Russ' spot in Hell was booked for him long, long ago. LDS people don't even really believe in Hell as most Christian faiths conceive it, but I think an exception can be made for the little tard hobbit.

He works for SOME of it. There is some, if not most, of his care being supported by dadfare. His “music”, lolsuits, and whoring would not be possible without it, not to mention current legal wrangling.
 
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A bad George Harrison song is not a mood, dingus.

Meanwhile Danica is still ignoring her American boyfriend:
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And Lauryn is too pretty for ALKYHOL:
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Rusty's patronizing tone here is so ridiculous. He's talking to her as if she was mentally retarded and couldn't make choices by herself. I know he's dumb as a sack filled with horse shit, but damn, it's always the same pickup lines over and over. He's always patronizing/asking to dm him and it never worked a day in his sad life, the fact he still has hope for this working someday is hysterical.
 
Just want to point out that awkwardly obvious flex "when you go for your daily jog"

I tried to picture Russ jogging, but all I can imagine his him running the classic retarded kid run- you know, arms flailing to the side, triping over their own feet, usually with loud screeching.

It's bad enough that Russ is chiding these women for something perfectly normal, but chould you imagine being one of them and googling who this arrogant shit is and seeing his chocolate milk and muffin post?
 
A bad George Harrison song is not a mood, dingus.

Meanwhile Danica is still ignoring her American boyfriend:
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And Lauryn is too pretty for ALKYHOL:
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I'd like see some of the DMs Russ has gotten in reply to his creepy messages. You know at least one person has let him have it for his controlling behavior towards people he doesn't even know.

Russ, not drinking isn't something to brag about. It's a choice, just like choosing to drink is also a choice. You are hardly a role model. You don't get to criticize people for their lifestyle choices.
 
Russ, not drinking isn't something to brag about. It's a choice, just like choosing to drink is also a choice. You are hardly a role model. You don't get to criticize people for their lifestyle choices.

I know full blown alcoholics that are more functional and successful than stone cold sober Russ. I don't get why he looks down on people who drink recreationally or socially since he's no longer a Mormon. Former/ recovering alcoholics aren't even judgemental or condescending to people who drink.
 
I know full blown alcoholics that are more functional and successful than stone cold sober Russ. I don't get why he looks down on people who drink recreationally or socially since he's no longer a Mormon. Former/ recovering alcoholics aren't even judgemental or condescending to people who drink.


With people like this, it's their only point of pride. The same way Chris Chan used his "I don't smoke or do drugs" as a point of superiority over others.
 
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