Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[T.J. O'Pootertoot]

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It just occurred to me that it must be positively chilling to see him laugh at something.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I still laugh at the time Russ proudly announced he'd mailed Katy Perry a case of non-alcoholic fruit martinelli's so she could really party on new year's eve.

Or the time he announced he'd be celebrating something with martinelli's and maybe mix in some Dr. Pepper if he was feeling extra naughty, or however he put it.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

I still laugh at the time Russ proudly announced he'd mailed Katy Perry a case of non-alcoholic fruit martinelli's so she could really party on new year's eve.

Or the time he announced he'd be celebrating something with martinelli's and maybe mix in some Dr. Pepper if he was feeling extra naughty, or however he put it.

I used to mix sugary drinks like that when I was 15. What a badass I was. We used to call it "Suicide".

 

[The Great Citracett]

I used to mix sugary drinks like that when I was 15. What a badass I was. We used to call it "Suicide".

Yep. A kid in my boy scout troop used to mix every flavor of koolaid into a black syrupy sludge he called "koolay matinay" and chug it.

I imagine his sugarbuzz was comparable to Russ and his double fudge chocolate chunk muffins and whatever garbage he eats.

Someone once said Russ has the eating habits of a preteen left unsupervised and they were absolutely right.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

Yep. A kid in my boy scout troop used to mix every flavor of koolaid into a black syrupy sludge he called "koolay matinay" and chug it.

I imagine his sugarbuzz was comparable to Russ and his double fudge chocolate chunk muffins and whatever garbage he eats.

Someone once said Russ has the eating habits of a preteen left unsupervised and they were absolutely right.

Okay, that literally makes me ill.

I feel like a lot of people (myself included) go through that stage where they eat poorly when they're first out of their parents' place, whether due to resources or just wanting a little freedom. The Freshman 15 happens for a reason. But Russ is almost thirty and still hasn't discovered the virtues of a homemade chicken salad. He's such a perpetual adolescent.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Okay, that literally makes me ill.

I feel like a lot of people (myself included) go through that stage where they eat poorly when they're first out of their parents' place, whether due to resources or just wanting a little freedom. The Freshman 15 happens for a reason. But Russ is almost thirty and still hasn't discovered the virtues of a homemade chicken salad. He's such a perpetual adolescent.

He eats like shit because healthier food is expensive, and he's saving his dollars for either the Hooker Fund or recording his latest aural abortion.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Russell says: "FUCK CHARITY."



And I'm not sure how a guy who makes songs bitching that celebrities won't suck his dick isn't the voice of our generation...

 

[DrJonesHat]

Russell says: "FUCK CHARITY."

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And I'm not sure how a guy who makes songs bitching that celebrities won't suck his dick isn't the voice of our generation...

Because, despite the problems it causes, lots of people have tried cocaine. It's something they can relate to. Most people, even alcoholics and drug addicts realize their chances of having sex with a famous person are very low and thus don't think about it.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Russ likes non-alcoholic fruit drinks.

Russ likes writing short jingles.

Why is he not pitching song ideas to the Martinelli cider company?

 

[Cilleystring]

Russ trying to do a line would look hilarious

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

Russ trying to do a line would look hilarious

He acts entitled and douchey enough without adding cocaine to the mix. Let’s not encourage him to become super douche.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

Russell says: "FUCK CHARITY."

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And I'm not sure how a guy who makes songs bitching that celebrities won't suck his dick isn't the voice of our generation...

It really shows how out of the loop he is on modern pop music. "Cocaine on the table" is not an edgy lyric by modern standards. At all. But when the only modern pop music you listen to is Taylor Swift...

He's obviously jealous, though. I like Post a lot, but he is not a Hemsworth and you KNOW that drives Rusty up a wall. Also he probably thinks Post is a "Fatty McPatty" or some shit.

 

[theshep]

A bad George Harrison song is not a mood, dingus.

Meanwhile Danica is still ignoring her American boyfriend:
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And Lauryn is too pretty for ALKYHOL:
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Hahahaha. He's still so Peter Priesthood. You can take the boy out of the church, but you can't take the church out of the boy. I wonder if he's ever had anything alcoholic to drink.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Hahahaha. He's still so Peter Priesthood. You can take the boy out of the church, but you can't take the church out of the boy. I wonder if he's ever had anything alcoholic to drink.

He doesn't swear usually either. You can tell how bad something's bothering him if he uses actual profanity. Otherwise he uses fake profanity.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Hahahaha. He's still so Peter Priesthood. You can take the boy out of the church, but you can't take the church out of the boy. I wonder if he's ever had anything alcoholic to drink.

He's been to a strip club. I'd guess he's probably drank on an occasion or two, had a bad experience (because he's a fucking idiot), and it just reinforced what he's always been told about it being bad.

Maybe he had a few drinks at the strip club and that's what gave him the nerve to try to get handsy with the girls.

 

[BIG DADDY]

This is the guy who orders hot chocolate at Starbucks because coffee is too hardcore for him. I have no doubt that if he did ever try beer or wine he would say it tasted nasty and pour the rest out.

 

[Silvana]

He doesn't swear usually either. You can tell how bad something's bothering him if he uses actual profanity. Otherwise he uses fake profanity.

Remember when he had that twitter account under a pseudonym? Thinking it provided him with anonymity, he had no inhibitions about swearing then. Nor did he feel a need to sanitize his words with the usual feeble attempts at humour, condescension and (always a sign of impotent rage) crying-with-laughter emojis. The result was Russell Greer uncensored - demonstrating, for all the world to see, what a supremely hateful little man he is.





From his fb, but was also posted on his twitter...


Thanks to @Viridian and @RodDangerous for screenshots...

 

[Banworld]

I imagine a lot of these moral condemnations come from Russell being largely rejected by society as a whole - accumulating good boy points for not drinking or doing drugs allows him to feel like he's the one in the right and it's society that is morally bankrupt. Which is rich coming from a guy with multiple restraining orders against him.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Remember when he had that twitter account under a pseudonym? Thinking it provided him with anonymity, he had no inhibitions about swearing then. Nor did he feel a need to sanitize his words with the usual feeble attempts at humour, condescension and (always a sign of impotent rage) crying-with-laughter emojis. The result was Russell Greer uncensored - demonstrating, for all the world to see, what a supremely hateful little man he is.

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From his fb, but was also posted on his twitter...
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Thanks to @Viridian and @RodDangerous for screenshots...

Can Russ spit? I thought he was only able to drool.

 

[Bridgeburner]

Can Russ spit? I thought he was only able to drool.

He can't take a sip of water, let alone anything more complex.