Bad Tattoos - No regerts

[Shield Breaker]

I am horrified.
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They have a partner and daughter, who they’re pimping as the “youngest tattoo artist in the world” at nine years old.
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Hmm...

 

[Cat Menagerie]

It's supposed to be Freddy Mercury
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It looks more like Carlos II of Spain, lol.

He was hideously deformed and rétarded due to generational inbreeding by the Hapsburg royal family.

Spoiler

 

[JektheDumbass]

You should get a tattoo of a hairy ass.... On your hairy ass.

Get a tattoo of a hairy ass with a hairy ass shaped tattoo on it. Then get it on your hairy ass.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

why would someone get a tattoo that only makes sense when you are standing in one specific position with several other people?

You'd be fucked if you ever fell out with any of those people for any reason. Say the "L" in your four-person supertattoo falls out with the "O", and neither of them will show up anywhere they think the other one might be. Now all the group can do is spell either "ove" or "lve".

 

[Officer Eradicate]

this is a tattoo based off the game LawBreakers, which you can't actually play anymore due to the severs being shut down

 

[booklover]

why would someone get a tattoo that only makes sense when you are standing in one specific position with several other people?

Temporary tattoos, I'm OK with, but not the permanent kind.

 

[Officer Eradicate]

by the way, anyone remember that video of a guy getting his tattoo removed with a circular saw?

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

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this is a tattoo based off the game LawBreakers, which you can't actually play anymore due to the severs being shut down

At least the design is relatively ambiguous. If you didn't want to confess that you have a tattoo of an abandonware FPS that lasted only slightly more than a year, you could just say it's a random thing from your artist's flash book or something. The game tanked so horrendously that you can guarantee no-one is ever going to look at your arm and go "hey, LawBreakers!"

 

[Officer Eradicate]

At least the design is relatively ambiguous. If you didn't want to confess that you have a tattoo of an abandonware FPS that lasted only slightly more than a year, you could just say it's a random thing from your artist's flash book or something. The game tanked so horrendously that you can guarantee no-one is ever going to look at your arm and go "hey, LawBreakers!"

True, but there's always gonna be atleast one person who recognizes the logo and laughs about it

 

[lamp shade]

Ugh why

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Ugh why
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Mental illness

 

[Punkinsplice]

Did the demon guy cut off his ring fingers to achieve a better grip on the tattoo machine? Also, at least his kid will be prepared for a lucrative career when she drops out of school.

 

[Officer Eradicate]

so the LawBreakers tattoo isn't a huge waste
But imagine trying to explain why you have this:

 

[Brit Crust]

so the LawBreakers tattoo isn't a huge waste
But imagine trying to explain why you have this:
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I heard that the guy had that tattoo revised so that it now said "BRIAN" instead of "RIP."

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Ugh why
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God, it looks so awful how it just... ends. No fade, doesn't lead into a sleeve or anything, just stops at the wrist like they didn't bother finishing it.

 

[GinnyPotter]

so the LawBreakers tattoo isn't a huge waste
But imagine trying to explain why you have this:
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Wasn't it only a week later they brought him back?
Either way, it wasn't long. I always felt tattoo's should not be impulsive.

 

[Officer Eradicate]

Wasn't it only a week later they brought him back?
Either way, it wasn't long. I always felt tattoo's should not be impulsive.

he was dead for about 3 episodes

 

[booklover]

by the way, anyone remember that video of a guy getting his tattoo removed with a circular saw?

I haven't seen THAT, but I did mention elsewhere that my uncle had to have his surgically removed.

Wasn't it only a week later they brought him back?
Either way, it wasn't long. I always felt tattoo's should not be impulsive.

I've heard that many tattoo artists will not do commemorative tattoos for at least a year after the event, and 5 years is better.

 

[NoFeline]

 

[AMHOLIO]

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The beauty tattoo is the most embarrassing to me out of all these judt because I have no idea what the FUCK that is next to the word. A rose? A mirror? A spool? A lint roller? The possibilities are endless. The beast tattoo owner made out better, but still bears the burden of a bad tattoo and a 2 person tattoo.