Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Da Dude123]

I kind of hope as Lucas continues being a hobo that he starts accusing Gen Z girls of being hobophobic (scared of bums). "Just cause they stink bad, just cause they're crackers..."

Like the old NOFX song back when they sang songs about lesbians and being afriad of bums. Now they got political.

 

[Rogowski]

You should've kept watching, just when you think he's said the dumbest thing you've ever heard him say, he tops it with amazing agility.

Why would you want to miss his thoughts on the universe death, masons, talking about why black men are garbage fathers, why Socrates was wrong, and his musings on private business? I'm just a half hour in and it keeps getting better.

He also talks a bit about why he was in, out, in, then out of the nuthouse.

Edit: So far, this is the best Lucasism in the video: "I would think that, like, after 6 years of absolute horror perpetrated on them by Adolf Hitler, they would have learned to be a little more peaceful toward the Palestinians but nope they just [something mumbled] like 'We're the Nazis now!'" - 35:27

He's so clearly being baited in the whole podcast and it's all going right over his head.

I listened to a little more while driving and found his explanation as to why he went full atheist entertaining. According to Lucas he lost his virginity at the tender age of 27 and decided that there was no way God could be responsible for the amazing feelings of having sex.

 

[Fatal Walter]

"No one deserves to experience so much pleasure, especially since some humans get to experience it while some are denied it. When a man has sex with a beautiful woman, he probably feels like he is in heaven. But the world is not supposed to be heaven. For some humans to actually be able to feel such heights of heavenly pleasure is selfish and hedonistic " - Elliot Rodger.

Looks like they came to different conclusions. Lucas might not be a virgin but he's never gotten what he wanted so it's similar. God, it's just sex. I never noticed it back when I read this but Elliot used the word heaven 25 times in My Twisted World, almost every time to refer to what sex must feel like.

 

[teleméres69]

They honestly all sounded equally stupid from the brief audio I listened to them where they kept going uhhhh and drooling on themselves before continuing a conversation. "We need an Alex Jones of the left" isn't that what Lucas basically is, except homeless and unsuccessful in every pursuit of his life?

You should've kept watching, just when you think he's said the dumbest thing you've ever heard him say, he tops it with amazing agility.

Why would you want to miss his thoughts on the universe death, masons, talking about why black men are garbage fathers, why Socrates was wrong, and his musings on private business? I'm just a half hour in and it keeps getting better.

He also talks a bit about why he was in, out, in, then out of the nuthouse.

Edit: So far, this is the best Lucasism in the video: "I would think that, like, after 6 years of absolute horror perpetrated on them by Adolf Hitler, they would have learned to be a little more peaceful toward the Palestinians but nope they just [something mumbled] like 'We're the Nazis now!'" - 35:27

He's so clearly being baited in the whole podcast and it's all going right over his head.

 

[Fatal Walter]

I like how they're complaining about Alex Jones claiming to be a performance artist and Lucas would use that defense himself a year or so later.

 

[dingobaby]

The Wern's teeth looking kind of rough. Tbh I'm surprised he has teeth, I thought they might be dentures

 

[WonderWino]

Gee, I wonder why he keeps getting black eyes. With an attitude like that I can't imagine why that would happen. Totally wouldn't have anything to do with the smug insults at the end of the video at all

 

[Krathnami]

View attachment 1256072The Wern's teeth looking kind of rough. Tbh I'm surprised he has teeth, I thought they might be dentures

He’s making that face because he reads this thread regularly and saw our discussion about his gross ass chompers and decided to be antagonistic.

 

[Wernology]

Gee, I wonder why he keeps getting black eyes. With an attitude like that I can't imagine why that would happen. Totally wouldn't have anything to do with the smug insults at the end of the video at all

What I found interesting here is that he had this video up on his Instagram for about 30 seconds, it had one comment, and when I want to grab it it it was deleted. Had the un-reloaded feed up on one of my computers and grabbed it that way.
The IG one cut off while he was mid-trying-to-sing greed.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

That's Grotesque from the incel forums? He hates me too lol

He likes your videos now. It's for the best you've strayed from the incel stuff, too.

 

[wenttobermuda]

What I found interesting here is that he had this video up on his Instagram for about 30 seconds, it had one comment, and when I want to grab it it it was deleted. Had the un-reloaded feed up on one of my computers and grabbed it that way.
The IG one cut off while he was mid-trying-to-sing greed.

"Face it, if I were 20 years younger, you'd date me. Or if I rolled up and said 'here's me, I'm 40, I've got a million dollars in the bank.' ....Also, if you're greedy and hoarding the women like their your money, fuck you because that's greed, you're a bitch. You're a bitch."

Here, Lucas attributes his loneliness and lack of sexuality activity to: 1) his age (agephobia!), 2) his poverty (greed!), and 3) evil dudes keeping all the pretty girls to themselves. He makes these arguments constantly. They do not grow more persuasive with repetition. But the constant complaints of poonaner hoarding, and dudes who won't hook him up with girls, are getting kind of interesting.

I'm beginning to wonder how much of his doomed Love Quest is about the assumed glory of teen poonaner, and how much is feelings of male inadequacy and competition with other males. Beyond his fixation with the idea that other dudes know where the pretty girls are at, and won't share, he's also preoccupied with cock blocking and stealing people's girl friends. It's as if he recognizes he's not much of a man, and is desperate to prove otherwise to the guys by using girls.

 

[WonderWino]

"Face it, if I were 20 years younger, you'd date me. Or if I rolled up and said 'here's me, I'm 40, I've got a million dollars in the bank.' ....Also, if you're greedy and hoarding the women like their your money, fuck you because that's greed, you're a bitch. You're a bitch."

Here, Lucas attributes his loneliness and lack of sexuality activity to: 1) his age (agephobia!), 2) his poverty (greed!), and 3) evil dudes keeping all the pretty girls to themselves. He makes these arguments constantly. They do not grow more persuasive with repetition. But the constant complaints of poonaner hoarding, and dudes who won't hook him up with girls, are getting kind of interesting.

I'm beginning to wonder how much of his doomed Love Quest is about the assumed glory of teen poonaner, and how much is feelings of male inadequacy and competition with other males. Beyond his fixation with the idea that other dudes know where the pretty girls are at, and won't share, he's also preoccupied with cock blocking and stealing people's girl friends. It's as if he recognizes he's not much of a man, and is desperate to prove otherwise to the guys by using girls.

He says 'you would date me if I was 20 years younger' while completely ignoring the fact that women wanted as little to do with him when he was 20 as they do now. a creepy pedo is a creepy pedo whether they're 20, 40 or 400

 

[teleméres69]

He nearly lost his virginity in his 30s, even if he were 20 years younger he'd still be an overweight incel with a greasy mullet. Only difference is we'd actually be there to see him lose his teeth gradually instead of his horse dentures

He says 'you would date me if I was 20 years younger' while completely ignoring the fact that women wanted as little to do with him when he was 20 as they do now. a creepy pedo is a creepy pedo whether they're 20, 40 or 400

Edit: 26:00 saw this and realised maybe this is the kitchen Hansen might have met Lucas at when he asks why the name is so familiar, yeah I know he's not even remotely fat enough to be Lucas but everything else screams telemeresdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyCoHvumKUw

 

[Wernology]

Lucas, buddy, pal, bro, dude, nobody is "hoarding women" from you. Women are avoiding you because you're creepy and unpleasant.
If another guy cockblocks you, I can guarantee you that he was either asked to or she wanted him to.

If she didn't want him to, she'd tell him it's fine and to back off.

The women who make sex eyes at you while holding hands with their boyfriends are trolling you, you colossal moron. They were never interested in you,.

For fuck's sake, learn to read social cues.

 

[Krathnami]

The funny thing is no one cockblocks Lucas better than himself. Everything about him screams “I’m a criminally insane sex pest”. Calling Lucas an incel does him a disservice to his own ability to self-sabotage. There’s nothing involuntary about it.

 

[drtoboggan]

I've never laughed so hard at a small penis in my life. Then I saw Lucas' tiny wang.

 

[Free the Pedos]

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Lucas, buddy, pal, bro, dude, nobody is "hoarding women" from you. Women are avoiding you because you're creepy and unpleasant.
If another guy cockblocks you, I can guarantee you that he was either asked to or she wanted him to.

If she didn't want him to, she'd tell him it's fine and to back off.

The women who make sex eyes at you while holding hands with their boyfriends are trolling you, you colossal moron. They were never interested in you,.

For fuck's sake, learn to read social cues.

At least he admits he sees women as property.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I highly doubt any woman is making sex eyes at Lucas, except maybe the foolish troll like Lacie did. They're ignoring his existence like women do with all ugly males. Lucas is delusional in his beliefs about women.

 

[another idiot]

The women who make sex eyes at you while holding hands with their boyfriends are trolling you, you colossal moron. They were never interested in you,.

I don't think it's even trolls because in Lucas' mind even little kids are making sex eyes at him. It's just pure delusions.

 

[Krathnami]

I highly doubt any woman is making sex eyes at Lucas, except maybe the foolish troll like Lacie did. They're ignoring his existence like women do with all ugly males. Lucas is delusional in his beliefs about women.

Just like how he considers crushes from his past to be relationships, he thinks of incidental eye contact as making sex eyes. I can't say if this is because he has an autistic understanding of human interaction or it's his schizo delusions telling him this.