The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

[Junk Dog]

This cycle of revenge plot

I feel like this is exploitable. Have at it.

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[James Roancrest]

I can't wait for the inevitable sequel where Ellie is the protagonist for the rest of the game and she is out for revenge against the Troon, only for it to turn out the Troon was tricked into killing Joel. Then the Troon will sacrifice xerself for its bad choices.

This is going to be as bad as The Rise of Skywalker, isn't it?

 

[Ruin]

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I was going to make one with Druckman sucking a BBC but it would be redundant since everyone already knows he does that.

 

[crocodilian]

Spoiler: Thanks, 4chan

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Bet Ellie's going to respect their pronouns now.

 

[Fuck Y'all]

I give it 2 hours after release before white supremacy is blamed for poor sales numbers.

nah, they'll blame g***rgate and its inspirators, Soviets Russia

 

[Niggernerd]

The consumer base’s reaction to the story upon looking at the leaks:
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also my reaction at the thought of buying the game.

Same thing i thought when they remade 7 instead of superior FF V

To be fair TLoU was Cuckman's baby, its just he had people able to reign him in for that. after the first game did well and uncharted 4, a lot of the old staff left, cuckman is probably one of the last of them in the studio now.

Guess you could say it was The Last of Them

 

[ScatmansWorld]

4chan once again provides quality OC.

http://archive.ph/r6TYv

 

[Jack Awful]

Lol this is a good one.

 

[verissimus]

This is going to be as bad as The Rise of Skywalker, isn't it?

No, because that movie had Palpatine in it.

 

[Judge Holden]

God I am enjoying this shitshow far more than i should. The maymes are already perfect and it aint even been 24 hours

 

[A shitty ass clover]

He became a lumberjack and nothing was resolved in the series.

oh well, thank god i stopped watching after season 3.

 

[Dang Woodchucks!]

The smoothbrains are already out.

 

[Icasaracht]

Do you guys remember the awful pun books? It's time to pick one up!

• Have you joined the golf club, Joel? I heard its story is ballsy!
• How does Abby get a fanny? Ha! It's all about flexing the muscles.
• Why did Confucius say "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves"? Because The Last Of Us won't get a third game.
• How is Neil Brien different from Neil Druckmann, you ask? One is vain, the other makes bad movies.

Okay that's it for now. Whistles!

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

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It's not even that you don't get to play as your favorite character; MGS2 was a nice deconstruction of that as everyone has pointed out by now. It's that playing as someone who kills your favorite characters and presenting that person as the hero is a really bad fucking idea.

 

[Dang Woodchucks!]

It's not even that you don't get to play as your favorite character; MGS2 was a nice deconstruction of that as everyone has pointed out by now. It's that playing as someone who kills your favorite characters and presenting that person as the hero is a really bad fucking idea.

If anything, playing as Raiden made you appreciate Snake being a one-man army badass more.

Though Raiden wasn't that far off, fending off the platoon of Gear Rays on his own before he was a cyborg.

 

[crocodilian]

If anything, playing as Raiden made you appreciate Snake being a one-man army badass more.

Though Raiden wasn't that far off, fending off the platoon of Gear Rays on his own before he was a cyborg.

Raiden is a needlessly-edgy dork by the time of Metal Gear Rising, but somehow he remains pretty likable.

 

[Peru oso donas]

This shit show makes me actually want the "Ellie gets some cultist pussy" ending to be true .
I was expecting that with the TBA release date they would change the ending to "Ellie now kills Dick Splitem and the asian simp" to try and save face, but now that Sony is on Neil's ass, yeah, not gonna happen.

 

[Junk Dog]

I was going to make one with Druckman sucking a BBC but it would be redundant since everyone already knows he does that.

Cuckmann

 

[CheezzyMach]

I feel like this summarizes the entire thing. This is the shit that pisses me off the most when people aim to be woke.

Why the fuck are chasing trends for brownie points when stuff like this will just be viewed as the product of a time.

The first game was perfect since I can look at that game at any point and recognize what the game was driving at. It put the gameplay first and then had the story work around that gameplay. It's a survival game first, lets make it have two characters that need to cooperate to survive and have their personalities develop as we go through the gameplay. Which damn good gameplay makes the player to character interaction much stronger and thus we feel more invested in the story.

In LoU2 they're chasing the woke crowd and it's going to blow back in their fucking faces because they're pissing on the fans who enjoyed what the first game had to offer by putting the story first and warping it all around that. Like people are gonna remember the first one for the good shit, and they'll only remember this game because of the idiotic choices they made.

"B-b-but we made a huge statement! A real revelation!" Like dude I don't give a fucking shit if the character is trans or a fucking stapler, you made a product that disrespected the fans, completely shat over the characters they loved and respected, and even abused people to make this god awful product. No line of gameplay at this point would save you from that especially after the fucking showboating Sony has done for years on end about this game.

Add in how long development of this game has taken (At least Tsuhima is coming out this year and was PLANNED TO COME OUT THIS YEAR) and it's a prime example of why Sony stroking their cock over this game was bound to backfire.

Put the game first and your fucking statements on LGBT after. We should have known the moment they had that presentation at E3 with the wooden dance barn that this was the road they were going down. Woke points do indeed fucking expire when people realize your message is tied to a pile of shit.

Why do I get the feeling wokeness will be to the 2010s-2020s what edginess was to the 90s-2000s only cringier and even more dated?