Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Sorry if this is a repost, but this is some next level bullshit and I don't even know what to say:
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Sorry if this is a repost, but this is some next level bullshit and I don't even know what to say:
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Spam out only OT and PT stuff is what I'm getting, because besides Traitor, the first act of TFA before JJ rushes it, and the splosions from Ragu Juan, I can't think of good stuff.

Even in Attack of the Clones I had three parts I really liked: The Obi Wan making Death Stick Guy think about his life and the great chase, Dexter Jettster's weird diner, and then the gladiator fight near the end where Anakin and co were under equipped and it was akin to Gladiator. This is a movie I hate, and I can still think of these.
 
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Reminder, there's only two great star wars films. Everything else decent, crappy, or just shit.
It's episode 4 & 5 BTW.

Was going to post this in the A&E May the 4th thread, but this is probably the better place.

For a second a thought you were going to shitpost and say Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure and Ewoks: The Battle for Endor.
 
While I understand why people don't like it, but for whatever reason I've always liked Return of the Jedi more than A New Hope (and we're talking almost 20 years here). Any of the flaws I'll overlook since the movie is fun as hell to watch with the Jabba's Palace scenes and the Ewok shit and everything involving the Rebel fleet's attack on the Death Star II or the Emperor trying to corrupt Luke is some of the most intense moments of the OT.

Since I've became a weeb I like to compare it to old Tomino Gundam shows which have some intense, deeply emotional moments alongside light hearted moments. A lot of people say ROTJ is like a precursor of the prequels, but if the prequels had been done the same way ROTJ was then we'd have some seriously incredible movies. While Phantom Menace is pretty much a mess (it feels like a prequel to the prequels irrelevant to the other 5 movies), Attack of the Clones would be a masterpiece with better writing. We could have some real character development with Anakin and Padme (that isn't meme-tier shit about sand) while Obi-Wan shows us crazy Jedi investigations and all sorts of shady conspiracies that finishes off with the start of an epic war. And while I think Revenge of the Sith arguably is already like this (has the cheesy writing and dramatic moments like Order 66 and Mustafar), making ROTS somehow even better would put it into straight up masterpiece tier.
 
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