Manosphere Amud - The Balloon Loon, Loveshy Extraordinaire

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Please don't engage Holden here. He's dragging the thread off-topic, and isn't worth your time.
We need to get holden to go to sluthate... also seeing him pop up on amud's "european racial community" forum would be hilarious

Or zits, apparently.
I could not be trusted with zits as a teenager oh god if I could see my own reflection in any surface I left it a gooey greasy bloody mess. I'm glad I never get them now but just watching a few good zits getting popped on youtube makes me almost miss them.
 
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Hey, @Amud
You should just go off into the nearest parkland with nothing but the clothes on your back to go live the superior hunter gatherer lifestyle. You know, like Into the Wild.
People with boners for preindustrial society are major lolcows, whether they're the "modern life hurts Mother Gaea" hippies or Amuds own brand of "If I was a neanderthal I'd be able to rape all the woman I wanted and not get punished".
Have fun crapping out chunks of your colon because of the tapeworm you picked up from your undercooked rat roast. I'll be here with things like "a reliable food source" and "running water" and "not shitting in your drinking water".
 
Hey, @Amud
People with boners for preindustrial society are major lolcows, whether they're the "modern life hurts Mother Gaea" hippies or Amuds own brand of "If I was a neanderthal I'd be able to rape all the woman I wanted and not get punished".

It's a disturbingly common idea - not just among lolcows, just among people in general. A lot of people don't think it through or derive any concrete convictions from it, they just have this vague but quite strong belief that "things were simpler, but better and somehow more real, back then".

I always comfort them that in thirty thousand years time some hyper-intelligent nano cloud will probably be waxing nostalgic about how great it used to be when we had sex by bumping pieces of meat together, not exchanging quantum foam nodes through synthetic bacteria.
 
Eh, close enough.
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Honourable sex mentions: The Coneheads and Demolition Man.
 
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