Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[najobo]

Lol it's clear they normally have a maid / housekeeper and that they're totally incapable of maintaining their home without them.

Omg, yes. They got a teeny tiny 'lil Guatemalan lady who they coo over, speak a few words of mangled Spanish and offer fatty, greasy donuts to, because they're so woke, gaiz. Meanwhile, dear Juanita is almost certainly extremely conservative and Catholic with multiple kids and a husband who takes charge, which is virtuous. She goes home every day and talks shit about these two bizarre patas who eat themselves to death instead of losing weight and being normal. But ayyyyy, nevertheless, she will pray for them, with her Patriarchal rosary beads and decidedly un-feminist Virgen statue, which she bought with a tip from said patas. In +/- 10 years, Juanita's oldest daughter, Marisleysis, will be the nurse who administers the bedridden Jay's morphine drip.

I would say "Juanita, steal their shit," but all they got is tarps and artisanal pretzels

 

[multiverse]

Omg, yes. They got a teeny tiny 'lil Guatemalan lady who they coo over, speak a few words of mangled Spanish and offer fatty, greasy donuts to, because they're so woke, gaiz. Meanwhile, dear Juanita is almost certainly extremely conservative and Catholic with multiple kids and a husband who takes charge, which is virtuous. She goes home every day and talks shit about these two bizarre patas who eat themselves to death instead of losing weight and being normal. But ayyyyy, nevertheless, she will pray for them, with her Patriarchal rosary beads and decidedly un-feminist Virgen statue, which she bought with a tip from said patas. In +/- 10 years, Juanita's oldest daughter, Marisleysis, will be the nurse who administers the bedridden Jay's morphine drip.

I would say "Juanita, steal their shit," but all they got is tarps and artisanal pretzels

So good except your autocorrect hates the word puta apparently

Edit: and you have to admit that some of Corissa's fancier tarps would make wonderful material for Marialysis' prom dress

 

[Constellationzero]

Omg, yes. They got a teeny tiny 'lil Guatemalan lady who they coo over, speak a few words of mangled Spanish and offer fatty, greasy donuts to, because they're so woke, gaiz. Meanwhile, dear Juanita is almost certainly extremely conservative and Catholic with multiple kids and a husband who takes charge, which is virtuous. She goes home every day and talks shit about these two bizarre patas who eat themselves to death instead of losing weight and being normal. But ayyyyy, nevertheless, she will pray for them, with her Patriarchal rosary beads and decidedly un-feminist Virgen statue, which she bought with a tip from said patas. In +/- 10 years, Juanita's oldest daughter, Marisleysis, will be the nurse who administers the bedridden Jay's morphine drip.

I would say "Juanita, steal their shit," but all they got is tarps and artisanal pretzels

All covered in residual feces from not properly wiping their asses.

 

[Dovahshit]

Omg, yes. They got a teeny tiny 'lil Guatemalan lady who they coo over, speak a few words of mangled Spanish and offer fatty, greasy donuts to, because they're so woke, gaiz. Meanwhile, dear Juanita is almost certainly extremely conservative and Catholic with multiple kids and a husband who takes charge, which is virtuous. She goes home every day and talks shit about these two bizarre patas who eat themselves to death instead of losing weight and being normal. But ayyyyy, nevertheless, she will pray for them, with her Patriarchal rosary beads and decidedly un-feminist Virgen statue, which she bought with a tip from said patas. In +/- 10 years, Juanita's oldest daughter, Marisleysis, will be the nurse who administers the bedridden Jay's morphine drip.

I would say "Juanita, steal their shit," but all they got is tarps and artisanal pretzels

that lady must have seen some shit

 

[JambledUpWords]

I know I shouldn’t be surprised, but holy crap is Jay huge:

 

[thejackal]

We've reached the tragic point where a 500lb twenty-something can without shame post about "jumping out of bed" to walk the dog and wearing a muumuu.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I know I shouldn’t be surprised, but holy crap is Jay huge:
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Jay's presentation as a working class Latina lesbian is at odds with her being a lazy upper middle class white woman. It's very confusing.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

I know I shouldn’t be surprised, but holy crap is Jay huge:
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Gender aligned? Is that a new one? I can't keep up.

 

[JuniperFalls]

Of course she'd misspell "muumuu" as "moo moo."

 

[Constellationzero]

What are we doing?

Working our jobs at work.
Wiping our own asses.
Clipping our own toenails.
Wearing fucking CLOTHES.
Not giving Omar the Tentmaker extra business.

Imagine the STANK under this fucking thing...

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

Gender aligned? Is that a new one? I can't keep up.

It is kinda like a safe word for your sanity...
When you hear or see somebody using it, disregard them and everything they say.

 

[glass_houses]

Of course she'd misspell "muumuu" as "moo moo."

There's a highly remote chance she's quoting 'Drawn Together', but not only is it horrifyingly politically incorrect, there's a distinct lack of trannys of any variety.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

I know I shouldn’t be surprised, but holy crap is Jay huge:
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It's not hard working from home nor is it hard to be comfortable. What the fuck is this mega-muppet going on about? One would think a megafat transwhatever would far happier at home so she can avoid misgendering, diet talk, and waistbands.

And the fucking Simpsons references are overused but if this isn't Homer going to get that muumuu when he deliberately gained weight to work from home, I don't even know anymore. Has she recently discussed a rag on a stick or eating Playdoh?

 

[Punkinsplice]

So Jay can't walk the dog in sweats like everyone else? That is not a muumuu, ffs. Hawaiian folks are gonna be butthurt.

 

[multiverse]

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What are we doing?

Working our jobs at work.
Wiping our own asses.
Clipping our own toenails.
Wearing fucking CLOTHES.
Not giving Omar the Tentmaker extra business.

Imagine the STANK under this fucking thing...

"No other clothing fits me at age 27. This is fine"

Nah, sis. You are not okay with this.

 

[dismissfrogs]

I think that's the only outfit where she looks comfy and fat. Alas, she refuses to travel aka walk the dog.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Here’s another picture of Jay for your viewing pleasure:

 

[Deezy]

It's not hard working from home nor is it hard to be comfortable. What the fuck is this mega-muppet going on about? One would think a megafat transwhatever would far happier at home so she can avoid misgendering, diet talk, and waistbands.

lol this. most people feel quite safe and comfortable in their homes, but J will never truly feel any comfort because her prison is her own skin.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

And the fucking Simpsons references are overused but if this isn't Homer going to get that muumuu when he deliberately gained weight to work from home, I don't even know anymore. Has she recently discussed a rag on a stick or eating Playdoh?

That episode came out in 1995. Could you imagine the backlash if it came out now? All of the indignant FA Twitter and Instagram posts, letters to the network, petitions, and demands that advertisers boycott?

 

[Beluga]

Here’s another picture of Jay for your viewing pleasure:
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She looks like an obese, t-rex midget. Look at those arms, jesus christ, she can barely reach her face and we're supposed to believe that she doesn't stink like a dumpster?