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I can correct the entirety of TLOU 2's plot.
The major ending hook of TLOU is Joel lies to Ellie. Now imagine the crushing despair she faces over finding out his lie and his own selfishness. So she parts from him, and is basically trying to come to terms with this. First half of the game you play as Ellie, just traveling, thinking, meeting people. Murdering zombies and insane survivors and helping people out. Then she gets deceived and helps this horrible cult commit an atrocities without her knowing. For example, these people seem nice, but a little off, and Ellie has to go and find survivors and bring them back to the cult's base. Without her knowing, the cult worships the fungus and infects anyone Ellie brings there. They worship the fungus, believing it is the Earth's protective response to humanities pillaging of it. When they are content with enough people dying and getting infected, they will infect themselves as well. They capture Ellie and try to infect her. But she's immune so they simply hold her hostage until they can all 'transcend' and 'be one with the Earth'. In Misery style, they break one of her ankles so she can't run.
Next half you play as Joel, tracking down Ellie. You get clues, follow her path and see the result of her compassion (before meeting the cult). You make the player feel guilty about what Joel did. Then you come upon the cult, but of course they fucked up and the entire place is a mass of zombies, on fire and about to burn to the ground. Joel rescues Ellie, they have a heartfelt apology (DEATH FLAG ALERT) and vow to make it out of the compound together. However, with the amount of zombies and Ellie's inability to run or walk properly, Joel knows this is utterly impossible. So he lies to her again. He forces her out of the compound while he draws the attention of the horde, apologizing to her for lying again. The last battle is Joel endlessly battling zombies with his inner monologue. Eventually he is grievously wounded, and its revealed he was carrying a vest packed with C4, showing he never had any intent of getting out alive. Flashbacks occur, and he blows him, the zombies and the compound all to shit.
Ellie is dumbstruck, unbelieving this happened. Agonized about Joel's death. She walks off into the forest. A month later, she's still wandering around aimlessly, her ankle healed. She feels incredibly guilty from running away from him, when she hears crying in the woods. She comes across a young boy and his dead parents, apparently having been killed by bandits. She feels a renewed purpose, takes the child's hand and makes the same promise to him that Joel did, foreshadowing her willingness to sacrifice her life for him.
Do you see how I made the entire story a circular narrative and Joel dies in a matter that is satisfying and not being beaten to death by a golf club? That's what we like to call 'plot development' and 'conclusions' and these things called 'character arcs'.
As it stands, TLOU 2 has none of this, at all. It is an abortion of a story, pathetic and laughable.
I agree completely. Its completely fucking idiotic, wrongheaded. It shows spite and disrespect to your audience. I also haven't quite understood this trend of 'fuck my audience lol'. Its exceedingly incompetent and is never, ever well written. Almost always done by idiots who think they're better than they are.
You think that stupid, egotistical faggot would listen to anyone but the bull that fucks his girlfriend?
The major ending hook of TLOU is Joel lies to Ellie. Now imagine the crushing despair she faces over finding out his lie and his own selfishness. So she parts from him, and is basically trying to come to terms with this. First half of the game you play as Ellie, just traveling, thinking, meeting people. Murdering zombies and insane survivors and helping people out. Then she gets deceived and helps this horrible cult commit an atrocities without her knowing. For example, these people seem nice, but a little off, and Ellie has to go and find survivors and bring them back to the cult's base. Without her knowing, the cult worships the fungus and infects anyone Ellie brings there. They worship the fungus, believing it is the Earth's protective response to humanities pillaging of it. When they are content with enough people dying and getting infected, they will infect themselves as well. They capture Ellie and try to infect her. But she's immune so they simply hold her hostage until they can all 'transcend' and 'be one with the Earth'. In Misery style, they break one of her ankles so she can't run.
Next half you play as Joel, tracking down Ellie. You get clues, follow her path and see the result of her compassion (before meeting the cult). You make the player feel guilty about what Joel did. Then you come upon the cult, but of course they fucked up and the entire place is a mass of zombies, on fire and about to burn to the ground. Joel rescues Ellie, they have a heartfelt apology (DEATH FLAG ALERT) and vow to make it out of the compound together. However, with the amount of zombies and Ellie's inability to run or walk properly, Joel knows this is utterly impossible. So he lies to her again. He forces her out of the compound while he draws the attention of the horde, apologizing to her for lying again. The last battle is Joel endlessly battling zombies with his inner monologue. Eventually he is grievously wounded, and its revealed he was carrying a vest packed with C4, showing he never had any intent of getting out alive. Flashbacks occur, and he blows him, the zombies and the compound all to shit.
Ellie is dumbstruck, unbelieving this happened. Agonized about Joel's death. She walks off into the forest. A month later, she's still wandering around aimlessly, her ankle healed. She feels incredibly guilty from running away from him, when she hears crying in the woods. She comes across a young boy and his dead parents, apparently having been killed by bandits. She feels a renewed purpose, takes the child's hand and makes the same promise to him that Joel did, foreshadowing her willingness to sacrifice her life for him.
Do you see how I made the entire story a circular narrative and Joel dies in a matter that is satisfying and not being beaten to death by a golf club? That's what we like to call 'plot development' and 'conclusions' and these things called 'character arcs'.
As it stands, TLOU 2 has none of this, at all. It is an abortion of a story, pathetic and laughable.
You made an awesome rebuttal as usual, but I just want to correct that you don't kill Ellie. You beat the everloving fuck out of her and her pregnant girlfriend, but you don't straight up kill her. The game ends with Ellie recovering (somehow) and running out on her girlfriend to track down Abby to get revenge, presumably as a set up for part 3.
Where this goes wrong is the fact that, you, the player, are in control of Abby as she brutalizes the protagonist and her love interest. The protagonist that, as you said, we feel a deeper connection to and would much rather see succeed over the same character that murdered the previous game's protagonist. If you were in control of Ellie as this was happening, it would certainly be bleak and a very unsatisfying conclusion, but it would be a bit better by sheer virtue of the fact that you aren't forcing the player to beat her until her eyes fucking bleed.
It's this sheer disconnect between the game and the player and it's just wrong on so many levels. Playing as a different character? Sure, I don't care. Playing as the antagonist? Okay, that's interesting. Playing as the antagonist as she nearly kills the main character that you grew to love over the past 30+ hours? Fuck no.
I agree completely. Its completely fucking idiotic, wrongheaded. It shows spite and disrespect to your audience. I also haven't quite understood this trend of 'fuck my audience lol'. Its exceedingly incompetent and is never, ever well written. Almost always done by idiots who think they're better than they are.
Why is everybody giving constructive criticism and viable alternatives?
Druckmann clearly doesn't deserve our help.
You think that stupid, egotistical faggot would listen to anyone but the bull that fucks his girlfriend?
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