Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

Well, if anyone's interested in a sampling of Fully Academic Stapphy, there are always these presentations she put together at some internship or another, circa 2014/2015. Chock full o' buzzwords.

Some of my favorite highlights from the training presentations:

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she made pretty much the whole Race slideshow about women (and porn)
there is a whole page about Michael Jackson tho

"it is vital for us cishets to extend a helping hand" (why my goodness, is the womb wizard admitting she is, in fact, a dirty cishet???)
A definition of TERF ending in "NOT A VERY NICE PERSON"
"Likewise, do not be a SWERF"
A whole section on how the gender binary is colonialist oppression and citing 'Twitter user DarkMatterRage, a feme-transgender Desi activist'
Reeing about Leelah Alcorn getting more attention that some other tranny 41%'er I've never heard of, guess she's right

Oompa Loompas are ableism,
Ghost Adventures heroically advocates for mental health awareness, I shit you not there is an entire page about Ghost Adventures
Stapphy going on a true crime sperg
wahmen are actually the true victims of ableism

Oh, apparently all these presentations must have ACTUALLY been leading up to this one about 'women cultural sensitivity' because I'm pretty sure a lot of this one is straight up copy pasted. Honestly this one is such a wall of buzzwords I kind of gave up halfway through.

The critique of the Marywood Website has some actually helpful points re formatting, info, etc but Stapph's main focus seems to have been 'too many pictures of white people' since she felt the need to list it three separate times to make sure they knew there were too many white people EVERYWHERE. Also enjoyed that she recommended they link their page to HuffPo and ThinkProgress.

Anyways, that's the results of today's waste of time, feel free to explore further because man I know this is from peak tumblr days but it is PEAK tumblr and I love the thought of this being presented to a room full of people who actually work in the real goddamn world.
 
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Once again, Staph desperately tries to throw people under the bus in hopes that we'll get distracted and leave her be.

Hi Stephanie, boo boo, I know you read here. We don't give a shit about your birth family. We don't give a shit about your grandmother, grandfather, uncles, aunts, cousins, third-whoever-twice-removed, whatever. Sure, we'll post a couple screenshots of Facebook pages and there will be maybe a page of commentary and speculation, but unless your family members are also running around singing the peepeepoopoo song in public and grooming minors online and posting demon nudes and collecting their skin peelings in jars and sucking spectral rapist serial killer dicks, we couldn't give less of a shit about them.

You also seem to think that nobody here has the attention span to hold an interest in any other cow except you. I follow probably fifteen different cows myself, and I'm not even one of the people interested in one of the mega-cows like Amberlynn or ADF or Tommy Tooter. If it did come out that your aunt's cousin's friend's babysitter's boyfriend was as much of a freak as you, we'd gladly create a thread for him and still come back to laugh at you. The only Kiwis who stay on one thread are the ones who are personally involved with the cows IRL and come to provide intel.

You're here forever, Stephanie. Only way to get rid of us is to scrub yourself entirely from the Internet and never post online again - or, become an actually productive and valuable person, denounce your disgusting habits and make genuine reparations and amends, and basically do a complete 180 on your lifestyle. But we all know you can't live without attention, so the first option is impossible, and you definitely don't think there's anything wrong with yourself and your behavior, so the second option is highly unlikely.

Enjoy the mean green pastures of Kiwi Farms, Stephanie.
 
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So, curiosity got the better of me and I looked at her FB page. God, it's sad. Every post has maybe one like or love and she only earned $10 of her $300 goal for her birthday fundraiser. I know life and a person's value isn't measured by likes, etc., but I just see it as a reflection of her social life...
 
Feel bad for Stapph's parents, but jesus, also kinda feel bad for the crackheads, or whatever's left of them. You give up a baby--maybe hoping they'll have a better life because yours is a fucking disaster--and then they come back and somehow they've managed to make themselves into... this?
 

But Staph, I doxed them for you already - they all have Facebook accounts; go find them yourself, lazy.

So I've been poking into Stapphy's birth family a bit because I'm curious if it's nature or nurture...

(It's nature...)

First off, I'm not so sure those spelling errors in the obit were actually typos... because I found Champayne's birth announcement. It's also spelled the same way in other obituaries. Ditto the other daughter Noami. Beyond that her eldest sister's in-laws seem to delight in misspelled names AND stripper names! So far I've found Destin and Lafayette and Krystle and Diamond and Cadi and Savannah...

Oh and the in-laws are also prone to criminal behavior! Especially big brother John!
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Finally, I think she and her brother-in-law actually might get along... not politically, of course, but they have other similar interests...
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Oh and please note the paper misspelled his name - it's actually Brien.

Although to be fair, these are the in-laws, not her birth family... but ol' Rosemary chose to marry a pedo from a family of trashy Serbs.

Staph really has no fucking clue how good she had it growing up and continues to have it right now. Instead she's just going to bitch and moan about how horrible her parents are and how "abusive" they are and dream about her bio family... ugh.
 
the more I look into staph the more I realize she's doing the now archetypical feminist male thing of just coopting language meant to describe things like abuse, consent ect and using the manipulativly to abuse and hurt others. she has/had a type of seeking out people who were distant from there families , mentally ill, and LGBT. idk if this is just her nature, from being an only child or shit learned from Katy.

Feel bad for Stapph's parents, but jesus, also kinda feel bad for the crackheads, or whatever's left of them. You give up a baby--maybe hoping they'll have a better life because yours is a fucking disaster--and then they come back and somehow they've managed to make themselves into... this?
she's that one in a million special card combo of drunks, drugs and moral degeneracy. if she ever gets the tattoo of her mothers name or whatever I feel like its gonna look something like this. but more staphy. idk seems up her ally
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a small part of me wonders if she's gonna be true punk/tumbkr she might do a stick n poke..ew..
 
I read the race training slideshow and,

I kidst thou not,

She actually said Desi women being too sexy in Bollywood movies is making Indian men too horny and making them rape women.
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Here it is, for anyone who doesn't have easy access! Unironically rape culture, lol.
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I read the race training slideshow and,

I kidst thou not,

She actually said Desi women being too sexy in Bollywood movies is making Indian men too horny and making them rape women.
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You know, I read this, and I said to myself...
"No fucking way." Surely, not evenStephanie could be that much of a re.tarded fuckup.

AND YET

"Still another group of women of color that is facing increasing rates of sexualization in media is that of Desi women in Bollywood films. This contrasts sharply with Indian culture’s emphasis on 6. women being pure and chaste before marriage. It leads to confusion and pent up sexual frustration in India’s heterosexual men. In light of India’s epidemic of rape, this is a highly problematic and dangerous message to be sending its people."

You were telling the truth.

Edit: so that we never lose this, the ARCHIVE for her race training slideshare. Wouldn't want this to go the way of the space jar shaking video that we lost to twitter bans.
 
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Well, if anyone's interested in a sampling of Fully Academic Stapphy, there are always these presentations she put together at some internship or another, circa 2014/2015. Chock full o' buzzwords.
I scanned through the "LBGTQQIA training" one It seems like she constantly powerlevels in real life too, because for some reason she says that she's a sexworker. 2020_04_30_04.55.05.jpg

Other than that it's actually surprisingly well written. If you were to cut out the part talking about some Twitter drama or whatever I could actually see this being used to teach some unfortunate students about LGBT+ stuff. It's certainly better written then the shit I got.
 
I scanned through the "LBGTQQIA training" one It seems like she constantly powerlevels in real life too, because for some reason she says that she's a sexworker. View attachment 1262579

Other than that it's actually surprisingly well written. If you were to cut out the part talking about some Twitter drama or whatever I could actually see this being used to teach some unfortunate students about LGBT+ stuff. It's certainly better written then the shit I got.
Staph pls. Posting pictures of your pancake titties and hairy shit covered ass on tumblr is not sex work.
 
Wait... if she had a Masters degree... didnt she write a thesis?

(You bet I am looking for it)

Edit: Marywood University only offers 'field' masters programs. Aka, you dont have to write a thesis aka the basic bitch route.

I really want to know where her placements were. There were two and you dont necessarily need to do them at the same place.
 
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I scanned through the "LBGTQQIA training" one It seems like she constantly powerlevels in real life too, because for some reason she says that she's a sexworker. View attachment 1262579

Other than that it's actually surprisingly well written. If you were to cut out the part talking about some Twitter drama or whatever I could actually see this being used to teach some unfortunate students about LGBT+ stuff. It's certainly better written then the shit I got.
Is it still sex work if no one bought her nudes? Attempted sex work? Failed sex worker?
 
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