Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aaway]

so there's a channel called "bake with jack" and his videos on how to make bread are pretty damn good. i wonder if fat jack knows about this because i'm pretty sure he'd throw a fit

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Thin, competent, interesting, useful information and camera angles, two working arms.

He’s the anti-Scalfani all right.

 

[Adamska]

so there's a channel called "bake with jack" and his videos on how to make bread are pretty damn good. i wonder if fat jack knows about this because i'm pretty sure he'd throw a fit

What will chap his ass is that view count with a name he probably feels he's entitled to have. I would not be shocked, especially since he reads this thread, that he'll do some baking.

Especially since he's late and stupid, and probably would only know now that people are doing more baking in this time of the Wuhan Flu.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

I want someone to design me a cooking with Jack shirt. Jack's fat head in the middle. Pentagram surrounding. Demonic eyes. Evil text "Cook with Jack. Hail Satan"

 

[Aaway]

What will chap his ass is that view count with a name he probably feels he's entitled to have. I would not be shocked, especially since he reads this thread, that he'll do some baking.

Especially since he's late and stupid, and probably would only know now that people are doing more baking in this time of the Wuhan Flu.

jack has trademarked "cooking with jack" so even more reason for him to try and do something

I want someone to design me a cooking with Jack shirt. Jack's fat head in the middle. Pentagram surrounding. Demonic eyes. Evil text "Cook with Jack. Hail Satan"

 

[Adamska]

I want someone to design me a cooking with Jack shirt. Jack's fat head in the middle. Pentagram surrounding. Demonic eyes. Evil text "Cook with Jack. Hail Satan"

Too low energy. Make it the symbol of the Wendigo from Old World of Darkness and have his face red with blood and human flesh as he looks crazily at you with a long mutating tongue flowing out of his mouth.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Too low energy. Make it the symbol of the Wendigo from Old World of Darkness and have his face red with blood and human flesh as he looks crazily at you with a long mutating tongue flowing out of his mouth.

Low effort shitspiration

 

[desudesu]

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Needs an upside down pentagram or cross etched onto his forehead.

 

[a dinosaur]

I want someone to design me a cooking with Jack shirt. Jack's fat head in the middle. Pentagram surrounding. Demonic eyes. Evil text "Cook with Jack. Hail Satan"

 

[captkrisma]

Fuck...Pink Chicken is doing JotG reviews now...not that it'll stop me from doing mine.

 

[AnOminous]

Fuck...Pink Chicken is doing JotG reviews now...not that it'll stop me from doing mine.

I thought it was Jack who cooked pink chicken.

 

[Aaway]

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someone needs to send this to him on twitter or FB

 

[Charlie Delicious]

My offering


Wonder if Jack could ignore blasphemy in his name like this.

Next shirt run pls.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Another mobile app, curb-side pickup order, another “messed up our dipping sauce order” complaint.

Tennessee restaurants will reopen to dine-in customers Monday.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Obviously Jack meant that he literally wanted an entire quart of the ranch dressing. Jeez, guys.

 

[AnOminous]

Another mobile app, curb-side pickup order, another “you messed up our dipping sauce order” complaint.

What kind of fucking fool risks his life for mediocre pickup junk food when he's supposedly a professional cook anyway? He'd rather eat cold shitty Wild Wings trash than his own shitty food abortions, even if it means dying of the coof.

 

[Coin Ops]

Another mobile app, curb-side pickup order, another “messed up our dipping sauce order” complaint.

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Tennessee restaurants will reopen to dine-in customers Monday.

And they clearly gave him the wrong order, too! Jack would never order carrots.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

Another mobile app, curb-side pickup order, another “messed up our dipping sauce order” complaint.

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Tennessee restaurants will reopen to dine-in customers Monday.

Jack Scalfani - sauce guzzler and dressing inhaler

 

[introman]

What kind of fucking fool risks his life for mediocre pickup junk food when he's supposedly a professional cook anyway? He'd rather eat cold shitty Wild Wings trash than his own shitty food abortions, even if it means dying of the coof.

Wings are the easiest food to replicate at home. Knowing Jack he must have 10+ OEM "influencer-promoted" chinese air fryers that can easily cook the wings, and we all know he has them Sam's Club/Costco sized jugs of ranch/blue cheese to guzzle with the wings.

 

[Aaway]

Another mobile app, curb-side pickup order, another “messed up our dipping sauce order” complaint.

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Tennessee restaurants will reopen to dine-in customers Monday.

you know jack and tammy will be the first ones through the door when TN restaurants open back up for dine-in